"Look ma, no stretch marks!" Ashley, you're dumb. Those pics aren't even in focus and were taken from miles away. You wouldn't see them. Not all women get stretch marks on their bellies when they get pregnant anyway. Stretch marks are hereditary. P.S. Coco butter doesn't prevent stretch marks. It's a myth, sorry.
Seriously. Come on. She and Jolie are the only two who make the last awful months of the whole stinkin' pregnancy thing look tolerable. Anyone who says otherwise hasn't seen pregnancy up close. IT AIN'T PRETTY. And she is.
Fuck it, she was nothing special before she got knocked up and by the looks of her now, she is nothing special at 100 months pregnant either. I dont care what anyone says, pregnant women are gross.
That's pretty much the belly of any pregnant woman in her last trimester. Just one who happens to be much hotter.
Whoever wrote "Thar she blows" let me pass that on to your mom to thank her for shitting a waste of space like you out of her cunt. Unless of course you were kidding. Because that's a baby growing in her, not a too much White Castle.
Hyperbole, honey. I was kidding. Come on, you're going to allow a picture of Jessica Alba preggers in a bikini floating on some God-awful dollar store lounger in a pool pass by without thinking "THAR SHE BLOWS"? It was the first thing that I thought of looking at the banner pic!
And Freddie! How are ya, Fred? How did the wedding go?
To whoever wrote 14:47:33 - Guess all those years as a stripper stripped you of what little sense of humour you had to begin with. And here I thought you people were supposed to have some special down-to-earth wisdom gained from years of showing off your snatch to fat bald middle-aged drunk men in town for the refrigeration and plumbing convention.
Honestly, you can look at that picture and say "thar she blows." Makes sense to me! Not that she has an issue with food, she's just really big! And she's floating!
"Look ma, no stretch marks!" Ashley, you're dumb. Those pics aren't even in focus and were taken from miles away. You wouldn't see them. Not all women get stretch marks on their bellies when they get pregnant anyway. Stretch marks are hereditary. P.S. Coco butter doesn't prevent stretch marks. It's a myth, sorry.
Stretch marks don't have to be hereditary. I have them and my mother and older sister don't. Jessica Alba looks just as hot now as she did before. You're all jealous and should just shut up already. She will look like her old self after she has the baby too and then you'll all still be jealous. Leave her alone already.
Dang shoot- don't get Hyperbole started. She's just gonna come back now and remind us all how smart she thinks she is. I cannot believe how many people just ouright say "pregnant women are gross". Not that they're all gorgeous, but it's kind of a case by case thing like anything else. Blanket statements are ignorant and make you SOUND ignorant.
She looks like a Latino Britney. STFU Jessica Alba ==="I'm excited for my baby to be brown. I just have to believe the dark gene is going to survive. Cash and I are like, please." She already said she doesn't want a cool baby and wants her child to only speak Spanish at first. This poor fetus already has so much pressure. It's sitting in her womb, freaking out, writing down, "must be brown, must be nerdy, must speak Spanish or Alba will not loves me."
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By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 13:39:05
Look ma, no stretch marks! She's either the luckiest pregnant woman alive or she bathes in coco butter hourly.
By Ashley, on June 2, 2008 13:39:50
"Look ma, no stretch marks!" Ashley, you're dumb. Those pics aren't even in focus and were taken from miles away. You wouldn't see them. Not all women get stretch marks on their bellies when they get pregnant anyway. Stretch marks are hereditary. P.S. Coco butter doesn't prevent stretch marks. It's a myth, sorry.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 13:42:29
My peepee just died :(
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 13:49:44
I've never thought Jessica Alba was all that, but pregnant women are beautiful, so this is the only time I've though that about her.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 13:52:54
I would still hit that in a second, and no, I wouldn't worry about poking the baby in the eyes at all!!!!
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 14:09:29
Nobody has said this yet? I'm severely disappointed in you people. Guess I'll have to do it myself:
Ahem.
THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!!!!
By Vigilante, on June 2, 2008 14:26:37
Seriously. Come on. She and Jolie are the only two who make the last awful months of the whole stinkin' pregnancy thing look tolerable. Anyone who says otherwise hasn't seen pregnancy up close. IT AIN'T PRETTY. And she is.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 14:32:21
I wonder how also those Catholic Latino fans of Alba think about her getting pregnant out of wedlock.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 14:33:49
Fuck it, she was nothing special before she got knocked up and by the looks of her now, she is nothing special at 100 months pregnant either. I dont care what anyone says, pregnant women are gross.
By Grace Yip, on June 2, 2008 14:45:04
Vigilante,
I was saving that for when her sex tape came out.
By Fred, on June 2, 2008 14:45:41
"I dont care what anyone says, pregnant women are gross."
I'm sorry your mother didn't abort you.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 14:46:43
That's pretty much the belly of any pregnant woman in her last trimester. Just one who happens to be much hotter.
Whoever wrote "Thar she blows" let me pass that on to your mom to thank her for shitting a waste of space like you out of her cunt. Unless of course you were kidding. Because that's a baby growing in her, not a too much White Castle.
By Hyperbole, on June 2, 2008 14:47:33
Pregnant women are only gross when it's crackheads like Britney Spears who are pregnant.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 14:49:45
Hyperbole, honey. I was kidding. Come on, you're going to allow a picture of Jessica Alba preggers in a bikini floating on some God-awful dollar store lounger in a pool pass by without thinking "THAR SHE BLOWS"? It was the first thing that I thought of looking at the banner pic!
And Freddie! How are ya, Fred? How did the wedding go?
By Vigilante, on June 2, 2008 15:20:50
To whoever wrote 14:47:33 -
Guess all those years as a stripper stripped you of what little sense of humour you had to begin with.
And here I thought you people were supposed to have some special down-to-earth wisdom gained from years of showing off your snatch to fat bald middle-aged drunk men in town for the refrigeration and plumbing convention.
By Dang shoot, on June 2, 2008 15:22:42
at least i know that after she has her baby, her ass will have more junk in the trunk
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 15:52:53
Is she getting a sun tan for two?
Doesn't matter, she's still gorgeous. Looked great in the MTV Movie Awards skit last night.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 16:24:53
Todd, get pregnant. Love you still.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 16:48:17
Todd, your quips just keep getting better! Oh and side with Vigilante AND Grace Yip. Still, this girl's head (ego) is more swollen than her belly!
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 17:13:37
Honestly, you can look at that picture and say "thar she blows." Makes sense to me! Not that she has an issue with food, she's just really big! And she's floating!
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 17:35:00
I think she looks beautiful and grace yip you're a dumbass.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 19:06:50
Can't stand Mizer Alba however she should be allowed some privacy in her own backyard or where ever she was.
C'mom press - just a little too invasive
By Ms Kitty, on June 2, 2008 19:09:04
ugh, she puts me in mind of Britney.
By anonymous, on June 3, 2008 02:27:56
"Look ma, no stretch marks!" Ashley, you're dumb. Those pics aren't even in focus and were taken from miles away. You wouldn't see them. Not all women get stretch marks on their bellies when they get pregnant anyway. Stretch marks are hereditary. P.S. Coco butter doesn't prevent stretch marks. It's a myth, sorry.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 13:42:29
You had me at "Ashley, you're dumb."
By anonymous, on June 3, 2008 08:24:18
Stretch marks don't have to be hereditary. I have them and my mother and older sister don't. Jessica Alba looks just as hot now as she did before. You're all jealous and should just shut up already. She will look like her old self after she has the baby too and then you'll all still be jealous. Leave her alone already.
By anonymous, on June 3, 2008 08:32:17
Dang shoot- don't get Hyperbole started. She's just gonna come back now and remind us all how smart she thinks she is.
I cannot believe how many people just ouright say "pregnant women are gross". Not that they're all gorgeous, but it's kind of a case by case thing like anything else. Blanket statements are ignorant and make you SOUND ignorant.
By anonymous, on June 3, 2008 11:04:54
she looks like a MANATEE getting a tan
By alba is fugly, on June 3, 2008 22:42:50
Speaking of blowing, I heard that pregnant women are really gassy...
Tizz.
By anonymous, on June 3, 2008 23:47:45
Disgusting. I bet she smells like fart all the time.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 20:15:35
She looks like a Latino Britney.
STFU Jessica Alba
==="I'm excited for my baby to be brown. I just have to believe the dark gene is going to survive. Cash and I are like, please."
She already said she doesn't want a cool baby and wants her child to only speak Spanish at first. This poor fetus already has so much pressure. It's sitting in her womb, freaking out, writing down, "must be brown, must be nerdy, must speak Spanish or Alba will not loves me."
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 11:15:03
She is NOT hot. Period end of damn story.
Anonymous troll: You're village called, they want their idiot back.
By lala, on June 7, 2008 02:26:13
I'd tap that!
By Sandy Valverde, on June 20, 2008 22:18:41
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