I fucking hate it when women get catty about dumb shit. If I were Tony Romo [except intelligent] I'd punch that bitch in the face, steal the shirt while she still dazed, burn it and lock her out of my house for a month.
It's like comparing night to day both in looks and in talent. Carrie is a superstar in the making while the other well, you fill in the blanks. Enough said.
I want to buy Carrie a t-shirt that says "Real girls may eat meat, but I've sold 14 million records in two years."
By Rony Tomo, on June 19, 2008 11:28:12 --- I was thinking something more along the lines of "Real Girls Don't Have a Penis." But then Carrie is too classy to for that b.s.
This is why this story is complete and utter bullshit: Explain to me how a "fan" could be so clueless as to mistake Carrie Underwood for Jessica Simpson, yet would know that Carrie dated Chance Crawford? If someone knew that, she would be someone who actively reads the stupid celeb magazines and would definitely NOT mistake one for the other. I don't know who the fuck Chance Crawford is, and had no idea he dated Carrie Underwood, but I could tell the difference between these two whores from a mile away. Stupid fucking story. It doesn't add up.
I'm not a fan of JS in the least. In fact, I love Carrie Underwood. I just hate stupid stories that don't make much sense and peoples' idiotic sheep mentalities that if it's printed in a tabloid, it must be true, no matter how unrealistic it sounds.
^ I realize you're a Jessica Simpson fan so you're dumb as dog shit and everything needs to be spelled out for you and explained a thousand times before you get it, so I'll help you out. 13:03 was telling you to eat a bowl of dicks. That was 13:03's way of using that popular insult in a clever way. It was clever because he was pretending to be the short order cook who made your bowl of dicks for you. Get it?
Carrie is notjelaousof Jessica. Carie is having a million dollar chart bsuting career in Country Music. Irea dshe wa sworth around 7 million. Carrie has endorsements. There is no way on this planet that Carrie and Tony will ever get together. That ship sailed.
Jessica is worth around 50 million to 100 million , so it has been said. I wouldhope shecouldcare less about Carrie no more than she careabout Faith Hill's career. Jessica has Tony. (I still doubt if they marry. I still say they will be splitsville by mid season, football that is.)
It does not always have to be some contest woman against woman.
"Crazy," how did you find the time to comment here when you're usually so busy browsing and trying to hook up with the "t-girls" and "shemales" who post on Craigslist?
If this story is legit, then I dont believe for a second that the fan didn't know the difference between those two. I think it was probably a Carrie Underwood fan who just wanted to piss Jessica off.
If she is so fucking cold and has to wear those shitty smelling wool boots, put some clothes on and and stop prancing around like Mariah Carey. you look so fucking stupid
Wel I used2like JS during e days she trashed Britney n Christina4 wearin skimpy clothes2sell more records. she seemed2b in her right mind then. but now.. gosh she's wasted. hp she recovers though.poor thin acting all stupid n all. at the moment she cant be a match to Carrie even in her wildest dreams. Carrie is a super talented yet NORMAL human being unlike JS!
39 Comments:
Leave Your Comment"Jessica Simpson ordered a #1 with fries."
LOL
By oe, on June 19, 2008 10:03:08
"Jessica Simpson ordered a #1 with fries."
LOL
By Toe, on June 19, 2008 10:03:14
I fucking hate it when women get catty about dumb shit. If I were Tony Romo [except intelligent] I'd punch that bitch in the face, steal the shirt while she still dazed, burn it and lock her out of my house for a month.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 10:04:48
But Jessica Simpson has Tony Homo, so there! Nyah-nyah!
By By someone NOT Jessica Simpson, on June 19, 2008 10:04:49
Mistook Jessica for Carrie? Hope someone took that girl's keys. No way she would have passed a breathalyzer.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 10:07:37
"By someone NOT Jessica Simpson" = dumbest. disguise. ever
Not even a nice try, Jessica.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 10:11:18
WTF does Homo see in this girl? She's a dog.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 10:12:28
It's like comparing night to day both in looks and in talent. Carrie is a superstar in the making while the other well, you fill in the blanks. Enough said.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 10:18:17
Ah sweetie, better get used to that as it will be happening more and more.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:03:04
I want to buy Carrie a t-shirt that says "Real girls may eat meat, but I've sold 14 million records in two years."
By Rony Tomo, on June 19, 2008 11:28:12
I want to buy Carrie a t-shirt that says "Real girls may eat meat, but I've sold 14 million records in two years."
By Rony Tomo, on June 19, 2008 11:28:12
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I was thinking something more along the lines of "Real Girls Don't Have a Penis." But then Carrie is too classy to for that b.s.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:31:03
She still makes more money than you.....
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:32:14
LMAO @ 11:31. I was thinking the same thing. "Real girls don't look like trannies."
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:34:36
This is why this story is complete and utter bullshit: Explain to me how a "fan" could be so clueless as to mistake Carrie Underwood for Jessica Simpson, yet would know that Carrie dated Chance Crawford? If someone knew that, she would be someone who actively reads the stupid celeb magazines and would definitely NOT mistake one for the other. I don't know who the fuck Chance Crawford is, and had no idea he dated Carrie Underwood, but I could tell the difference between these two whores from a mile away. Stupid fucking story. It doesn't add up.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:37:22
^ Calm down, sweetie. Go watch your Newlyweds DVDs and have some tuna.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:39:01
Take those stupid fucking Uggs off and stop cutting up your boyfriend's sweatshirts. You're not cute, Jessica.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:41:58
Carrie underwood can never look like shit
By Biff, on June 19, 2008 11:59:27
@11:37:22
Maybe it was a fan with a sense of humor (unlike you) and purposely fucked with Jessica's head.
And if that's the case then that's pretty fucking funny.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 12:10:45
I'm not a fan of JS in the least. In fact, I love Carrie Underwood. I just hate stupid stories that don't make much sense and peoples' idiotic sheep mentalities that if it's printed in a tabloid, it must be true, no matter how unrealistic it sounds.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 12:34:36
LMAO I hope whoever said that to her did it to piss her off. That's hilarious.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 12:36:17
Paging 11:37:22 & 12:34:36. The bowl of dicks you ordered is ready for pick up.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 13:03:43
Paging 11:37:22 & 12:34:36. The bowl of dicks you ordered is ready for pick up.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 13:03:43
That makes no sense. Was that supposed to be an insult? FAIL!!!!
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 14:32:04
^ I realize you're a Jessica Simpson fan so you're dumb as dog shit and everything needs to be spelled out for you and explained a thousand times before you get it, so I'll help you out. 13:03 was telling you to eat a bowl of dicks. That was 13:03's way of using that popular insult in a clever way. It was clever because he was pretending to be the short order cook who made your bowl of dicks for you. Get it?
By i hate you, on June 19, 2008 14:37:53
Carrie is notjelaousof Jessica. Carie is having a million dollar chart bsuting career in Country Music. Irea dshe wa sworth around 7 million. Carrie has endorsements. There is no way on this planet that Carrie and Tony will ever get together. That ship sailed.
Jessica is worth around 50 million to 100 million , so it has been said. I wouldhope shecouldcare less about Carrie no more than she careabout Faith Hill's career. Jessica has Tony. (I still doubt if they marry. I still say they will be splitsville by mid season, football that is.)
It does not always have to be some contest woman against woman.
By All you need is love..., on June 19, 2008 15:22:34
I think " All you need is love..." has a broken space bar to go with her broken English.
By Ringo, on June 19, 2008 15:25:27
Carrie is famous for her talent. Jessica is famous because her daddy whored her and Nick's marraige out to mtv.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 15:29:15
"Crazy," how did you find the time to comment here when you're usually so busy browsing and trying to hook up with the "t-girls" and "shemales" who post on Craigslist?
By Craig, on June 19, 2008 15:31:52
All Jessica has is tits -- she doesn't have an ass, she has a hard face and a big nose, and the short masculine looking legs aren't a bonus either.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 15:35:55
If this story is legit, then I dont believe for a second that the fan didn't know the difference between those two. I think it was probably a Carrie Underwood fan who just wanted to piss Jessica off.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 16:45:30
If she is so fucking cold and has to wear those shitty smelling wool boots, put some clothes on and and stop prancing around like Mariah Carey. you look so fucking stupid
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 18:11:24
She and Carrie and Tony are all twits. They all need to have a threesome. Jessica's pervert daddy can beat off to it.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2008 07:01:39
It was a little girl who made the mistake.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2008 07:03:44
I don't understand the celeb thing of mixing seasons (clothes). Shorts with a sweatshirt and BOOTS?
By anonymous, on June 20, 2008 09:52:47
That photo op would've been WAY funnier if Romo's shirt had read, "Real Meat Eats Girls."
By anonymous, on June 20, 2008 16:04:37
Jessica may look like shit, but I bet Tammy Jerome must be happy she got in a paparazzi picture (pic 1).
By Bobby Boogie, on June 21, 2008 06:36:05
This has been dissed Carrie. Carrie's fans won't be
buying your CD. Jess just dug herself a hole and Carrie fans are going to kick dirt to fill it up.
By Texas, on June 21, 2008 07:04:47
Wel I used2like JS during e days she trashed Britney n Christina4 wearin skimpy clothes2sell more records. she seemed2b in her right mind then. but now.. gosh she's wasted. hp she recovers though.poor thin acting all stupid n all. at the moment she cant be a match to Carrie even in her wildest dreams. Carrie is a super talented yet NORMAL human being unlike JS!
By anonymous, on June 21, 2008 22:54:30
I guess it really comes down to who has the guy LOL
By anonymous, on June 21, 2008 23:59:49
"Carrie Underwood has 5 Grammies...". Please, I beg of you, stop reminding us of facts such as this which indicate the end is nigh.
By anonymous, on June 23, 2008 16:02:56
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