It's all for publicity. Mayer knew he'd get more coverage if he hooked up with the queen of scorn. I would even go so far as to say that Aniston contacted him and had her people prepare a contract. Jen is desperate for media attention and wants to prove the world that she's over her ex.
I've given up trying to find something sarcastic to say about John Mayer and what a dumbass he is for dumping this chick. Minka Kelly is so smoking hot that I'm at a loss for words.
I guess nobody has ever heard of chemistry before. My boss was short, much older than me and slightly pudgy. He was not hot by any standard of hot that I held. Nevertheless, we were attracted to each other. He was somebody that became hot when I got to know him. So, there may be many ladies who look pretty in photos and who you might want to bed them until they're sore and can't move anymore. But that doesn't mean its' love. Gosh, when did I grow up?
Or maybe he just needed a woman, and not a little girl, in the bedroom. We keep hearing about these magical skills Mayer posseses in the bedroom and how women just lose their shit over him, so maybe he needed a little more of a sexual challenge. Say what you will about Aniston, but she kept Brad smiling for seven years.
Aniston's desperation and self esteem deficiency makes her unattractive. That's why guys fuck her and leave her. There's nothing hot about a girl with no self esteem and they're always lousy lays unless I'm drunk and don't care. I'd love to fuck that Minka girl from behind though. Nice ass.
John Mayer is an attention whore so he just hooked up with someone who'd help in stay in the tabloids since no one knows who that Minka Kelly girl is. He loves being written about in all the People magazines and the celeb blogs. He's just like Britney and Lindsay and all the other media attention whores.
I so agree with you. Chemistry is something that is undeniable, and you'll know when it's really there. I've dated hot guys that are just ho-hum in conversation and the sack. I get bored. My current bf is not the guy I would ordinarily go for looks-wise, but he keeps me laughing and it's the best sex I have ever had in my life.
I think Minka has one of the most beautiful faces in Hollywood - she is really, really, beautiful. Nice body, too. I agree that JM has to be insane to choose Jennifer over her.
I'd also put "Friends" on while having sex with Minka. Looking at Jennifer's ugly face and watching her annoying personality, would allow me to go for about 6 hours. Every time I'd want to cum, there'd be Jennifer.... Ugh.
"Actually it's well documented they spent most of those years apart and away on movie sets, t.v. show set, etc."
Yes, and was it ever documented that he strayed? I don't have a clever closing line like you so I'll just tell you you're a tool and move about my business.
How do the psycho Aniston fans find posts about her so quickly. They all say the same things about her all the time too. It's probably just one person posting many times, but no matter what it is it's fucking scary. The Angelina Jolie crazy fans are the same way. All of you need to move to your own island and take your war with you.
I don't know who Minka Kelly is and I'm not going to Google her, but she's hot. Jennifer Aniston hasn't been hot since Office Space. John Mayer is a douche and I hate his shitty vagina songs.
"Yes, and was it ever documented that he strayed? I don't have a clever closing line like you so I'll just tell you you're a tool and move about my business."
No it wasn't until his marriage was already over and he fell in love with someone else while he was apart from Jennifer Aniston as usual on a movie set. He and Aniston probably hadn't fucked or "made love" in years. He should be praised for not cheating sooner. Aniston probably kept her low grade pussy in a locked safe during most of their marriage anyway. She does seem like the type.
How do the psycho Aniston fans find posts about her so quickly. They all say the same things about her all the time too. It's probably just one person posting many times, but no matter what it is it's fucking scary. The Angelina Jolie crazy fans are the same way. All of you need to move to your own island and take your war with you.
Mayer is the classic Casanova, he despises women while pretending to be a charmer. Guys with large weenies are often like this, they know the women only like them for their appendages and not for themselves and it makes them angry. They can get all the tail but never true love.
No, it doesn't matter how hot Minka is. What he gets off on is destroying lives. And he is in a position to really finish off Jennifer Aniston and leave her in a place -- desperate, old, STD-infected and immature -- where no one will ever want her again. That's his big score.
I do know some intimate details of what a c*unt Jennifer Aniston was to Pitt even before he ever met Jolie because it was my job to be one of the people around them during a couple movies Brad filmed. I was one of the many assistants they have on movie sets who assist the stars on location. Jennifer Aniston was a miserable woman to be around in any situation that wasn't viewable by lots of people and cameras. Brad Pitt was a very nice person and from what I witnessed he tried very hard to get along with Jennifer, but she was just a grouchy person who was hard to please. Their marriage was over before Brad Pitt went to work on Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
Minka must like the playboy type guys. She's now said to be dating Derek Jeter who also dates actresses, models, and pageant type girls. Derek Jeter is like John Mayer who, a womanizer who dates these c-listers for a couple months then moves to the next one. Minka must like dating the playboy type guys. She also dated Chris Evans who's also a playboy. She seems to be as shallow as the guys, and date guys only for looks and fame. From the time I've known kept up with her, she dated her co-star on Friday Night Lights who plays the football player, then dumped him for Mayer. Now Mayer dumped her and now she's dating Derek Jeter I guess to get back at Mayer. However, Derek Jeter is a known womanizer who's shallow and only dates beautiful perfect looking actresses until he gets tired. He'll probably dump her too like Mayer, and go after Megan Fox since she's rumored to be on the outs with her boyfriend. Minka likes the players. I can't feel too sorry for her since she keeps dating the same type high profile guys. Jeter is also said to have herpes
I would give up red meat, beer and football for a year... A YEAR!!! for 45 minutes with Minka and her beautiful ass. By the way, who the hell is she??? (not that it really matters)
jennifer supposedly has some knockout tits with some outrageous nipples,well a guy can only put up with living in hell only so long and then even thoese bonuses dont make it worth it,,remember girls you all have the same items,,its not gold down there.
Minka Kelly plays the cheerleader on the show Friday Night Lights. I believe its' canceled. She was also in some other stuff and Old Navy commercials. She's been around but not very noticeable until she changed her hair color to brunette. Her natural hair color is a lot lighter in which she didn't get this type of attention. She also dated Donald Faison from the show Scrubs. Her father played a coupled times with Aerosmith. She's a so so actress trying to make it in Hollywood. Dating Mayer and Yankees Derek Jeter should get her on the map. It's true she did dump her co-star for Mayer. Now she's with Derek Jeter, so she dates for publicity as well. Her people were the ones alerting the paparazzi when she was out with Mayer and planted the story about her going to Derek Jeter's apartment in New York and to a Yankee game.
It is pretty simple: royalties. Aniston will have those royalties rolling in for many, many years ... long after she is dead. John is just thinking ahead.
Hey if The Clown-Faced Girl can get Brad Pitt to marry her, she must have some kind of "it" factor that is invisible in photos and on TV, cuz I do not see it. Mayer didn't get it either until he met her in person. 'Nuff said.
jennifer aniston is beautiful. maybe not in the way minka is, but did you ever stop to think that maybe minka is dumb or boring and john mayer finds aniston more interesting. relationships don't revolve around looks.
Mayer don't care what anyone has to say - he's in the category of men who can pretty much fuck who they want. He had a slice of Simpson, then Minka, and now he's gone for some mature pussy. He won't last long with Jennifer; she's just the latest piece. But Minka...damn, that chick is beautiful! In fact, she puts Simpson, Aniston, and just about everyone else to shame! BDM
Are you kidding me?! Sure, no denying that Minka is gorgeous, but Aniston is definetly nothing to frown on! She's incredibly hot and completly worthy of his flop.
This is lies...as usual. John and Minka broke up in January of '08. JM and JA did not begin their affair until mid April. There is a 3 month gap here. He may have alerted Minka, but it sounds dumb. He owed her no explanation when they were already broken up. Someone is telling stories and my gut feeling it is all for the sake of the last line, "I don't get the Jennifer Aniston thing!".(BTW, I don't either!!) Somene wants that out there.
Well when some of you grow up just a tad. You will find that some times love is about a few more things than bang ability. That fades fast. Women sometimes use it and then lose it. Some times thing way deeper than the skin make a man hot. Meeting of the minds and meeting of the soul. But you keep thinking it is all about the looks, You'll wake up one day and see what is really like. You may just cry. The good ones that got away because you were to shallow and vain. Besides older women are far better in bed on average. And Jen looks really great. Go John show these boys how real men act
Minka and John broke up a while ago, I don't think Jennifer Aniston was involved at all. Minka is on Friday Night Lights, which is not canceled. it will be on Direct TV and then air mid season on NBC. She IS not a very good actress and seems to be quite a player in real life. She has dated tons of B-listers.
I don't like Jennifer much, but the people always going off on her with such venom are pathetic loser worshippers of Jolie.
It is no secret in the industry that Mayer uses his relationships for press for himself. Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, now Jennifer Aniston. His music stinks so he uses high profile ladies to keep his lame rear in the press. Jennifer Aniston is 40 he is 30. He thinks he is such a hotshit he will dump her ass for a smokin hot 22 year old by October.
BDM has dick for brains. thanks for being the ultimate subscriber to masculinity/femininity binary. It must be nice to be White, American, Male and privileged as fuck. This, like most spaces, are meant for you and your dick.Thats right you can pee standing up, congratulations. Does it make you feel better to have a "slice" of someone, wait wait, do you eat human flesh? Thanks for killing my hope for the human race as a whole. cheers.
Dont ever get into politics or have children. For gods sakes, save us all.
Noone cares about Jenifer Aniston and her airbrushed figure. no one cares because she is unattainable for young males everywhere. she has been reduced to myth, and is no longer a person to people like you. your own personal clothed porn star in your mind.
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Leave Your CommentIt's all for publicity. Mayer knew he'd get more coverage if he hooked up with the queen of scorn. I would even go so far as to say that Aniston contacted him and had her people prepare a contract. Jen is desperate for media attention and wants to prove the world that she's over her ex.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 11:51:32
I tested Minka and got a "Schwing"
Then I tested Jen Assiton, and got an "ahhhhh!"
Mayer is a moron and probably turned gay
By jtg, on June 25, 2008 11:52:09
I actually think Jennifer Aniston is pretty fucking hot and I'd totally do her, but you're right: this chick is smoking and John is a douche.
By thebig28, on June 25, 2008 11:57:38
I've given up trying to find something sarcastic to say about John Mayer and what a dumbass he is for dumping this chick. Minka Kelly is so smoking hot that I'm at a loss for words.
By Santos, on June 25, 2008 12:04:06
minka's ass looks padded a la kim kardashian.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 12:05:25
I guess nobody has ever heard of chemistry before. My boss was short, much older than me and slightly pudgy. He was not hot by any standard of hot that I held. Nevertheless, we were attracted to each other. He was somebody that became hot when I got to know him. So, there may be many ladies who look pretty in photos and who you might want to bed them until they're sore and can't move anymore. But that doesn't mean its' love. Gosh, when did I grow up?
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 12:08:13
Or maybe he just needed a woman, and not a little girl, in the bedroom. We keep hearing about these magical skills Mayer posseses in the bedroom and how women just lose their shit over him, so maybe he needed a little more of a sexual challenge. Say what you will about Aniston, but she kept Brad smiling for seven years.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 12:08:13
Aniston's desperation and self esteem deficiency makes her unattractive. That's why guys fuck her and leave her. There's nothing hot about a girl with no self esteem and they're always lousy lays unless I'm drunk and don't care. I'd love to fuck that Minka girl from behind though. Nice ass.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 12:08:15
John Mayer is an attention whore so he just hooked up with someone who'd help in stay in the tabloids since no one knows who that Minka Kelly girl is. He loves being written about in all the People magazines and the celeb blogs. He's just like Britney and Lindsay and all the other media attention whores.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 12:11:59
"but she kept Brad smiling for seven years"
Actually it's well documented they spent most of those years apart and away on movie sets, t.v. show set, etc. But thanks for playing.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 12:14:11
June 25, 2008 12:08:13
I so agree with you. Chemistry is something that is undeniable, and you'll know when it's really there. I've dated hot guys that are just ho-hum in conversation and the sack. I get bored. My current bf is not the guy I would ordinarily go for looks-wise, but he keeps me laughing and it's the best sex I have ever had in my life.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 12:18:04
He's a lucky prick either way!
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 12:18:46
I think Minka has one of the most beautiful faces in Hollywood - she is really, really, beautiful. Nice body, too. I agree that JM has to be insane to choose Jennifer over her.
I'd also put "Friends" on while having sex with Minka. Looking at Jennifer's ugly face and watching her annoying personality, would allow me to go for about 6 hours. Every time I'd want to cum, there'd be Jennifer.... Ugh.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 12:19:23
"Actually it's well documented they spent most of those years apart and away on movie sets, t.v. show set, etc."
Yes, and was it ever documented that he strayed? I don't have a clever closing line like you so I'll just tell you you're a tool and move about my business.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 12:19:56
She has wierd ankles.
By typical asshole, on June 25, 2008 12:22:44
How do the psycho Aniston fans find posts about her so quickly. They all say the same things about her all the time too. It's probably just one person posting many times, but no matter what it is it's fucking scary. The Angelina Jolie crazy fans are the same way. All of you need to move to your own island and take your war with you.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 12:23:10
There is one explanation:
Mayer is gay and therefore makes his decisions based on starfucking value.
Or, Jennifer has no self-respect and is prepared to debase herself in all kinds of ways in bed. In other words: ass-to-mouth on demand!
By Ross Green, on June 25, 2008 12:23:54
I don't know who Minka Kelly is and I'm not going to Google her, but she's hot. Jennifer Aniston hasn't been hot since Office Space. John Mayer is a douche and I hate his shitty vagina songs.
By some guy, on June 25, 2008 12:25:37
"Yes, and was it ever documented that he strayed? I don't have a clever closing line like you so I'll just tell you you're a tool and move about my business."
No it wasn't until his marriage was already over and he fell in love with someone else while he was apart from Jennifer Aniston as usual on a movie set. He and Aniston probably hadn't fucked or "made love" in years. He should be praised for not cheating sooner. Aniston probably kept her low grade pussy in a locked safe during most of their marriage anyway. She does seem like the type.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 12:31:04
Everyone mayer dates is for publicity. Maniston is so desperate for a date she would date a pile of horse crap.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 12:41:11
How do the psycho Aniston fans find posts about her so quickly. They all say the same things about her all the time too. It's probably just one person posting many times, but no matter what it is it's fucking scary. The Angelina Jolie crazy fans are the same way. All of you need to move to your own island and take your war with you.
AMEN! Thats the best idea I have heard all week!
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 12:43:51
Mayer is the classic Casanova, he despises women while pretending to be a charmer. Guys with large weenies are often like this, they know the women only like them for their appendages and not for themselves and it makes them angry. They can get all the tail but never true love.
No, it doesn't matter how hot Minka is. What he gets off on is destroying lives. And he is in a position to really finish off Jennifer Aniston and leave her in a place -- desperate, old, STD-infected and immature -- where no one will ever want her again. That's his big score.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 12:45:51
12:31:04 -
Not 12:19:56. Just wanted to say you're a tad too involved in the details of lives of people you don't even know. Get a life.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 12:49:40
I do know some intimate details of what a c*unt Jennifer Aniston was to Pitt even before he ever met Jolie because it was my job to be one of the people around them during a couple movies Brad filmed. I was one of the many assistants they have on movie sets who assist the stars on location. Jennifer Aniston was a miserable woman to be around in any situation that wasn't viewable by lots of people and cameras. Brad Pitt was a very nice person and from what I witnessed he tried very hard to get along with Jennifer, but she was just a grouchy person who was hard to please. Their marriage was over before Brad Pitt went to work on Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
By name withheld, on June 25, 2008 13:03:11
Of Course Mayer is GAY, he made out with that ghastly Perez Hilton. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
By Jessica Alba, on June 25, 2008 14:16:30
John is sure rocking the Nicko Bellic look in this photo.
By Gargoyle, on June 25, 2008 14:27:46
he's not half as dumb as me. i told halle berry that i did not trust her.
By Herman Bumfudle, on June 25, 2008 15:53:23
Minka must like the playboy type guys. She's now said to be dating Derek Jeter who also dates actresses, models, and pageant type girls. Derek Jeter is like John Mayer who, a womanizer who dates these c-listers for a couple months then moves to the next one. Minka must like dating the playboy type guys. She also dated Chris Evans who's also a playboy. She seems to be as shallow as the guys, and date guys only for looks and fame. From the time I've known kept up with her, she dated her co-star on Friday Night Lights who plays the football player, then dumped him for Mayer. Now Mayer dumped her and now she's dating Derek Jeter I guess to get back at Mayer. However, Derek Jeter is a known womanizer who's shallow and only dates beautiful perfect looking actresses until he gets tired. He'll probably dump her too like Mayer, and go after Megan Fox since she's rumored to be on the outs with her boyfriend. Minka likes the players. I can't feel too sorry for her since she keeps dating the same type high profile guys. Jeter is also said to have herpes
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 16:26:57
Minka's ass wasn't hairy enough, but Jen's sure is!
By John Mayer, on June 25, 2008 16:29:41
Tie goes to the richer......
By markeeoo, on June 25, 2008 16:39:24
I would give up red meat, beer and football for a year... A YEAR!!! for 45 minutes with Minka and her beautiful ass. By the way, who the hell is she??? (not that it really matters)
By Juaqin Hardon, on June 25, 2008 16:45:16
jennifer supposedly has some knockout tits with some outrageous nipples,well a guy can only put up with living in hell only so long and then even thoese bonuses dont make it worth it,,remember girls you all have the same items,,its not gold down there.
By madmike, on June 25, 2008 16:46:11
Minka Kelly plays the cheerleader on the show Friday Night Lights. I believe its' canceled. She was also in some other stuff and Old Navy commercials. She's been around but not very noticeable until she changed her hair color to brunette. Her natural hair color is a lot lighter in which she didn't get this type of attention. She also dated Donald Faison from the show Scrubs. Her father played a coupled times with Aerosmith. She's a so so actress trying to make it in Hollywood. Dating Mayer and Yankees Derek Jeter should get her on the map. It's true she did dump her co-star for Mayer. Now she's with Derek Jeter, so she dates for publicity as well. Her people were the ones alerting the paparazzi when she was out with Mayer and planted the story about her going to Derek Jeter's apartment in New York and to a Yankee game.
By Peyton, on June 25, 2008 16:51:33
I don't care who this girl is in the pics. She has a perfect body and great ass and I hope she will be drunk enough to fuck me one day.
By average looking heterosexual male, on June 25, 2008 18:10:12
It is pretty simple: royalties. Aniston will have those royalties rolling in for many, many years ... long after she is dead. John is just thinking ahead.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 19:10:04
Hey if The Clown-Faced Girl can get Brad Pitt to marry her, she must have some kind of "it" factor that is invisible in photos and on TV, cuz I do not see it. Mayer didn't get it either until he met her in person. 'Nuff said.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 19:23:09
jennifer aniston is beautiful. maybe not in the way minka is, but did you ever stop to think that maybe minka is dumb or boring and john mayer finds aniston more interesting. relationships don't revolve around looks.
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 19:58:59
Nice banner pic of Mayer, staring right at Kelly's ass. Y'know, he's looking at her can, but he's seeing George Clooney's face in his mind ...
By teammlr1, on June 25, 2008 20:14:17
It took me a minute to figure out the joke about watching friends so you wouldn't have to apologize. Clever!
By Sticky, on June 25, 2008 21:29:09
Rocks biggest tool and Hollywood's most desperate girlfriend for hire,are a People magazine dream story.
Screw em both.
By screw celebs, on June 25, 2008 21:46:14
Mayer don't care what anyone has to say - he's in the category of men who can pretty much fuck who they want. He had a slice of Simpson, then Minka, and now he's gone for some mature pussy. He won't last long with Jennifer; she's just the latest piece.
But Minka...damn, that chick is beautiful! In fact, she puts Simpson, Aniston, and just about everyone else to shame!
BDM
By Big Dick Magee, on June 26, 2008 04:05:19
Are you kidding me?!
Sure, no denying that Minka is gorgeous, but Aniston is definetly nothing to frown on! She's incredibly hot and completly worthy of his flop.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2008 06:28:57
This is lies...as usual. John and Minka broke up in January of '08. JM and JA did not begin their affair until mid April. There is a 3 month gap here. He may have alerted Minka, but it sounds dumb. He owed her no explanation when they were already broken up. Someone is telling stories and my gut feeling it is all for the sake of the last line, "I don't get the Jennifer Aniston thing!".(BTW, I don't either!!) Somene wants that out there.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2008 11:09:39
Because looks are what is important - shallow, anyone?
By lou, on June 26, 2008 11:14:33
Well when some of you grow up just a tad. You will find that some times love is about a few more things than bang ability. That fades fast.
Women sometimes use it and then lose it.
Some times thing way deeper than the skin make a man hot. Meeting of the minds and meeting of the soul. But you keep thinking it is all about the looks, You'll wake up one day and see what is really like. You may just cry. The good ones that got away because you were to shallow and vain. Besides older women are far better in bed on average. And Jen looks really great.
Go John show these boys how real men act
By anonymous, on June 26, 2008 14:24:36
Minka and John broke up a while ago, I don't think Jennifer Aniston was involved at all. Minka is on Friday Night Lights, which is not canceled. it will be on Direct TV and then air mid season on NBC. She IS not a very good actress and seems to be quite a player in real life. She has dated tons of B-listers.
I don't like Jennifer much, but the people always going off on her with such venom are pathetic loser worshippers of Jolie.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2008 17:13:15
I'd gladly bang Aniston. Fuck John Gayer he's a lil bitch.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2008 22:12:27
Minka looks like his sister.
By anonymous, on June 26, 2008 23:42:09
she seems Italian...
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 07:46:53
Minka is so hot!
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 15:06:08
It is no secret in the industry that Mayer uses his relationships for press for himself. Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, now Jennifer Aniston. His music stinks so he uses high profile ladies to keep his lame rear in the press. Jennifer Aniston is 40 he is 30. He thinks he is such a hotshit he will dump her ass for a smokin hot 22 year old by October.
By anonymous, on June 27, 2008 19:05:18
BDM has dick for brains. thanks for being the ultimate subscriber to masculinity/femininity binary. It must be nice to be White, American, Male and privileged as fuck. This, like most spaces, are meant for you and your dick.Thats right you can pee standing up, congratulations. Does it make you feel better to have a "slice" of someone, wait wait, do you eat human flesh? Thanks for killing my hope for the human race as a whole. cheers.
Dont ever get into politics or have children. For gods sakes, save us all.
Noone cares about Jenifer Aniston and her airbrushed figure. no one cares because she is unattainable for young males everywhere. she has been reduced to myth, and is no longer a person to people like you. your own personal clothed porn star in your mind.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 17:58:28
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