Thanks for that little dose of murderbation this morning. That tiny little clip from "The Killer" is the proof that "Shtar Warzh" and "LOTR" and all that superhero crap is for eleven-year-old boys and grown men who've given up all hope of ever seeing a real live vagina. PS: Whoever made that Engrish crack needs to go get conjugal with Michael VIck. Ziyi is one of the greatest actresses ever ever and your attempt at a joke is ancient and stale.
Dear Mr. AboveMe, That was officially the dumbest film commentary ever. Spiderman's great because I read Spiderman when I was a kid and it was great. It's just great! Thanks for playing. *kisses*
Woo's movies are a symphony of violence, a choreographed ballet of mayhem. His flicks are initially eye-popping, but they tend to bore after the first half-hour. Surprising this is the first casualty on one of his movie sets.
See, Mr. AboveMe and EngrishDoucheBag? There. There's a comment worth leaving. Although we disagree, I understand this person's point. If you're not In The Mood For Woo, his bullet-out-of-the-gate style can wring the rush right out of you. If this person's just bullshitting and it was c/ped from rottentomatoes, good on them, 'cause I'm not gonna bother googling it. But once again, I turn to the Comment section for the first time in forever, and all that's out there is your keyboard spooge.
cool movie clip it needed the song from The crystalmethod keep hope alive , the chinese girl is fugly oriental girls are fugly and they wont love u lon time
JOHN WOO FILMS ARE LIKE DELICIOUS SALTED EEL SOUP. THEY TO BE SAVORED WITH EACH BITE OF SCRUMPTIOUS. IN THE YEAR OF THE HORSE MR WOO MAKE A VERY GOOD FILMS WITH CHOW YUN FAT. HE IS NOW OLD LIKE THE GREAT OAK TREE, BUT MS ZIYI IS FRESH LIKE BABY DRAGON EGG. I SELL YOU DVDS BEFORE THEY HIT SHELF. $5!
See, Mr. AboveMe and EngrishDoucheBag? There. There's a comment worth leaving. Although we disagree, I understand this person's point. If you're not In The Mood For Woo, his bullet-out-of-the-gate style can wring the rush right out of you. If this person's just bullshitting and it was c/ped from rottentomatoes, good on them, 'cause I'm not gonna bother googling it. But once again, I turn to the Comment section for the first time in forever, and all that's out there is your keyboard spooge.
25 Comments:
Leave Your CommentNice Stevie Nicks in pic 4.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 08:48:27
What? No Maggie Q.?
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 08:54:03
I hear there are now three chili peppers next to the guy's name on the crew list.
By J-Bird, on June 11, 2008 09:19:31
an "ancient war vessel" near a "suburb of Beijing"?
Damn. Them Red Chinese don't fuck around.
Are there artillery rounds in the community pool and AK-47s for sale at the ice cream truck?
By i don't like you in any way, on June 11, 2008 09:42:59
I hope it was worth it.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 10:07:39
Man, that girl is PRETTY.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 10:08:30
Yeah, she's pretty until she opens her mouth and starts yelling ENGRISH.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 10:24:58
Thanks for that little dose of murderbation this morning. That tiny little clip from "The Killer" is the proof that "Shtar Warzh" and "LOTR" and all that superhero crap is for eleven-year-old boys and grown men who've given up all hope of ever seeing a real live vagina.
PS: Whoever made that Engrish crack needs to go get conjugal with Michael VIck. Ziyi is one of the greatest actresses ever ever and your attempt at a joke is ancient and stale.
By Karl Marl, on June 11, 2008 10:52:10
^ Dude, just stop. This kung pow shit doesn't compare to movies like Star Wars. Don't you have a college campus to rampage or something?
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 11:05:06
John Woo movies suck. Asians love them because they're all Asian with Asian cast, but they're not that great to most other people.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 11:09:36
Don't you have a naked Princess Leia doll to ravage?
By Karl Marl, on June 11, 2008 11:10:11
Dear Mr. AboveMe,
That was officially the dumbest film commentary ever. Spiderman's great because I read Spiderman when I was a kid and it was great. It's just great! Thanks for playing.
*kisses*
By Karl Marl, on June 11, 2008 11:19:14
Asians don't carry guns so when they get to play with them in movies they go overboard.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 11:26:44
Woo's movies are a symphony of violence, a choreographed ballet of mayhem. His flicks are initially eye-popping, but they tend to bore after the first half-hour. Surprising this is the first casualty on one of his movie sets.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 11:28:47
"your attempt at a joke is ancient and stale."
Says Confucius.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 11:36:52
See, Mr. AboveMe and EngrishDoucheBag?
There. There's a comment worth leaving. Although we disagree, I understand this person's point. If you're not In The Mood For Woo, his bullet-out-of-the-gate style can wring the rush right out of you. If this person's just bullshitting and it was c/ped from rottentomatoes, good on them, 'cause I'm not gonna bother googling it. But once again, I turn to the Comment section for the first time in forever, and all that's out there is your keyboard spooge.
By Karl Marl, on June 11, 2008 11:38:25
cool movie clip it needed the song from The crystalmethod keep hope alive , the chinese girl is fugly oriental girls are fugly and they wont love u lon time
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 11:38:44
JOHN WOO FILMS ARE LIKE DELICIOUS SALTED EEL SOUP. THEY TO BE SAVORED WITH EACH BITE OF SCRUMPTIOUS. IN THE YEAR OF THE HORSE MR WOO MAKE A VERY GOOD FILMS WITH CHOW YUN FAT. HE IS NOW OLD LIKE THE GREAT OAK TREE, BUT MS ZIYI IS FRESH LIKE BABY DRAGON EGG. I SELL YOU DVDS BEFORE THEY HIT SHELF. $5!
By MRS. CHONG, on June 11, 2008 11:52:11
Woo Who? Sorry, I couldn't help myself...
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 11:56:16
See, Mr. AboveMe and EngrishDoucheBag?
There. There's a comment worth leaving. Although we disagree, I understand this person's point. If you're not In The Mood For Woo, his bullet-out-of-the-gate style can wring the rush right out of you. If this person's just bullshitting and it was c/ped from rottentomatoes, good on them, 'cause I'm not gonna bother googling it. But once again, I turn to the Comment section for the first time in forever, and all that's out there is your keyboard spooge.
By Karl Marl, on June 11, 2008 11:38:25
Wow, Dueling Fanboys--how droll!
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 12:22:47
Well, hellooo. How you doin'?
I see Rupert Gayverett's comments about Americans were right after all.
MOnIcaaaa?!?!
By Smelly Cat, on June 11, 2008 14:08:10
Re: Smelly Cat, on June 11, 2008 14:08:10
I think you missed the joke. Tying in previous jokes or "schtick" is a typical comedy crutch.
By flew right over your head, on June 11, 2008 14:12:30
14:12:30 saying I missed the joke.
Irony.
By Smelly Joke, on June 11, 2008 14:32:22
"MOnIcaaaa?!?!"
I don't have a Chinaman's chance of understanding this comment.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 14:47:04
This is really terrible, how can you make fun of it? Where is your compassion people? Burning alive is a horredous way to go.
By Sad, on June 11, 2008 15:15:01
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