wtf is up with her, every time she sits down for an interview she starts talking about her pussy and sex. Is she really a butch guy or something. You wouldn't think she'd have to do PR for her sexiness.
I know I'll be accused of being a jealous woman but when someone CONSTANLY talks about how amazing they are in bed.....um, doesn't it seem like they're trying too hard? And trying to convince you of something that's not true?? If it was true she shouldn't feel the need to constantly bring it up.
Being good in bed is no great talent. She sure loves to brag about herself. I think she should do porn to prove to us once and for all she is the bomb in the sack.
Well, I happen to be amazing at 3 things.. cooking and sex are 2 of them..whats the 3rd you ask..? Looking good in a bikini. I am a textbook amazing chick. haha
Fucking is easy and so is cooking. The fact that she can't cook just makes her lazy and stupid and that probably carries over into the bed. She's not as good as she thinks she is I'm sure.
A lot of good looking women feel that they don't need to learn to work or do anything, they feel their looks should get them everything they want in life... unfortunately society gives them exactly this, so we have no one to blame but ourselves for good looking women who can't cook (or work, or think, or ...)... That aside, she's in my top-5, so I would have no problem doing the cooking, since right now I'm stuck doing both tasks myself...
Kate is sexy but makes very dumb comments and put most women in a negative light. Swallowing and maybe ocassionally taking it up the tail is not a talent to brag about.
This is an old line from some comedienne of long ago: "There's two rooms in this house, the bedroom and the kitchen. Tell me which room you want me to be good in. Me? Shit I'll order pizza and MacDonalds for life....
She's just having fun, don't take it so seriously. Who cares what she says anyway, just look at her. She's smoking hot, she's smart, and she likes sex. So many beautiful women are whiny conceited cold fish in bed. Kate's a rare woman.
What the holy fuck has this world come to when people are railing that hot slice of slut for being a freak ass trick in bed? I'd horizontal line the hell out this chick's back and stomach until my marble bag fell off from overuse.
All the guys in thie thread need to return thier balls back to sender IMMEDIATELY. Fucking tools.
No one's railing on Beckinsale for possibly being the shiz-nick in the sheets, Anonymous 10:47:10. What is annoying about Beckinsale is that she spends more time talking about how good she can fuck and how she won't cook for shit than ACTUALLY demonstrating that she can cause me to bust both my nuts in and on her.
As good in bed as she claims to be, she should open her door to every man in the good ol' U.S. of A and let each of us fuck her silly. Hell, I'll drive cross-country to her house right now and give her some New York City black snake.
But of course, she won't. Because, as my mom once said, the more a woman talks about being a sexpot, the less likely she's telling the truth. The real sex-bombs show, not tell.
Being the great lover that I am (you'd be amazed how well you do when you have no standards), I can tell you from experience that chicks who constantly talk about how good they are in bed, usually aren't.
The dumb ones always are the best in bed so I would say Kate is probably awesome.
Sorry, not true. The smart ones understand the human bodies better and are more in tune with how to read others, so they're usually better lovers and more satisfied sexually. (They can also cook.) ;)
"I feel really sorry for the guys who are fucking the female commenters that keep saying all there is to being good in bed is bending over or laying there with your legs spread. Yeah, that's if your guy would prefer fucking a corpse. Or another man."
By Ashley, on June 6, 2008 11:33:42
Well Ash I think a video demonstration is in order. Link please.
The dumb ones always are the best in bed so I would say Kate is probably awesome.
Sorry, not true. The smart ones understand the human bodies better and are more in tune with how to read others, so they're usually better lovers and more satisfied sexually. (They can also cook.) ;)
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 11:38:52
Sorry, true. The dumb ones are willing to try anything.
HEY KATE THE SAYING GOES , A CHEF IN THE KITCHEN AND A WHORE IN THE BEDROOM you need to be great on both things you dumbass you must feed your man food and not just pussy , or he will find a woman that cooks and fucks so take some classes and cook you lazy bitch
Sorry, true. The dumb ones are willing to try anything.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 11:44:26
Sorry, wrong, the DRUNK ones are willing. Dumb and drunk are not always the same thing. I realize you're a virgin, so it's excusable that you have no idea what you're talking about.
people who talk about how great they are at sex are usually lousy at sex. its like people who talk on and on about how honest they are. biggest liars in the world.
What's up with this bitch constantly talking about her vagina, how beautiful she is, and how great she is in bed? I used to like her, now she's just really fucking annoying.
I'm beginning to think she's insecure. I used to think she was hot and smart but now she seems like the dime a dozen dumb chicks in HW. Some people just don't know how to shut the fuck up.
Ashley, please shut the fuck up and stop making every God damn thread on this site about you. You are so fucking annoying.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 15:49:40
If she was funny at all I'd like her, but she dumb and not even funny in a dumb way. Stop attention hogging these threads off topic about yourself.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 16:10:14 --- Awwww, don't be too hard on Ashley. As tempting as it is to join the dog-pile, she is, after all (in case you missed the memo) only 19 and a 34B. Haven't you come to enjoy the unintentional comedy factor of her comments? Who but Ashley could bitch about the attention-whorish ways of celebrities, yet in practically the same keystroke provide as much personal information as she can cleverly (and I use that term loosely) insert in every post? She's a gem! And surprisingly good-natured about the shit we dump on her, too. She has a thick skin, inflated ego, and little boobs. May she continue to grace us with her profound observations.
Wow, talk about linear thinking. Guess Miss Becks thinks herself quite the philosopher these days. F-ing brilliant analogy, Kate! Totally genius!
I'm an excellent cook and a fabulous lover. I do lots of other things very, very well, too. Miss Kate needs to try very VERY hard to THINK before she bleats to the press. The assinity of her comment reflects a low, low IQ.
By the way, if this Einstein did go to college, I suggest they revoke her degree, or that the college itself revoke it's own charter for "educating" such a dimwit.
How can one mention Megan Fox without mentioning the queen who started all this I am to sexy and hot to cook, turn on a computer etc. Angelina Jolie.And the women has kids and still thinks she doesn't need to at least make an effort. Also being good in bed is not that difficult. She is just using it as an excuse to be lazy
I think Kate Beckinsale needs to sit down and have a glass of STFU. I don't have a cock, and I'm heterosexual, so guess what? It's not making me want to see her films any more.
Funny how there's several threads bashing that annoying chick for talking about herself, followed by even more from other posters continuing to talk about her.
ps - not all women who are "cold fish" in the bedroom can't fuck. some of us just aren't that attracted to you. Lose some weight and turn off the tv and maybe you'll get a surprise!
I remember with the vagina comments that everyone said she was just trying to get attention. I thought everyone was exaggerating. Well, I must apologize....this women may be beautiful but she is very insecure. She thinks she has to say "risky" things in order to get publicity. She should start hanging out with lindsay lohan.
when the fake lips/boobs/nose start to breakdown, and the face has stopped responding to botox, let's see how much kate and her husband will be bragging...and how long old len starts banging someone with newer upgrades.
Funny how there's several threads bashing that annoying chick for talking about herself, followed by even more from other posters continuing to talk about her.
She's probably just bullshitting. You guys take everything a celeb says so seriously. If I was being interviewed, I'd say stupid comments like that also knowing I dont even mean the shit. She's just having fun, lighten up.
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By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 08:51:57
What a bunch of BS. I happen to know for a fact that this is NOT true. My ex-wife was a shitty cook and a shitty lover. Case closed, LOL!
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 09:00:14
I'm excellent at both. My husband of 10 years has no complaints.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 09:03:26
wtf is up with her, every time she sits down for an interview she starts talking about her pussy and sex. Is she really a butch guy or something. You wouldn't think she'd have to do PR for her sexiness.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 09:04:21
She says dumb shit like this all the time.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 09:05:13
I know I'll be accused of being a jealous woman but when someone CONSTANLY talks about how amazing they are in bed.....um, doesn't it seem like they're trying too hard? And trying to convince you of something that's not true?? If it was true she shouldn't feel the need to constantly bring it up.
By JMR, on June 6, 2008 09:11:11
She talks like this in every interview. Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 09:12:36
yeah, doesn't really take talent to bend over....
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 09:16:48
Being good in bed is no great talent. She sure loves to brag about herself. I think she should do porn to prove to us once and for all she is the bomb in the sack.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 09:21:50
Well, I happen to be amazing at 3 things.. cooking and sex are 2 of them..whats the 3rd you ask..? Looking good in a bikini. I am a textbook amazing chick. haha
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 09:22:28
Fucking is easy and so is cooking. The fact that she can't cook just makes her lazy and stupid and that probably carries over into the bed. She's not as good as she thinks she is I'm sure.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 09:24:47
A lot of good looking women feel that they don't need to learn to work or do anything, they feel their looks should get them everything they want in life... unfortunately society gives them exactly this, so we have no one to blame but ourselves for good looking women who can't cook (or work, or think, or ...)...
That aside, she's in my top-5, so I would have no problem doing the cooking, since right now I'm stuck doing both tasks myself...
By dege, on June 6, 2008 09:29:11
Kate is sexy but makes very dumb comments and put most women in a negative light. Swallowing and maybe ocassionally taking it up the tail is not a talent to brag about.
By Ravenn11, on June 6, 2008 09:50:09
Two words: Nigella Lawson
By Tanya Turner, on June 6, 2008 10:11:03
I change my answer. I'm good at making creampies, smoking sausages, and splitting oysters.
- Kate Beckinsale
By i don't like you in any way, on June 6, 2008 10:25:24
This is an old line from some comedienne of long ago: "There's two rooms in this house, the bedroom and the kitchen. Tell me which room you want me to be good in. Me? Shit I'll order pizza and MacDonalds for life....
By Howard Veit, on June 6, 2008 10:39:17
She's just having fun, don't take it so seriously. Who cares what she says anyway, just look at her. She's smoking hot, she's smart, and she likes sex. So many beautiful women are whiny conceited cold fish in bed. Kate's a rare woman.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 10:45:12
What the holy fuck has this world come to when people are railing that hot slice of slut for being a freak ass trick in bed? I'd horizontal line the hell out this chick's back and stomach until my marble bag fell off from overuse.
All the guys in thie thread need to return thier balls back to sender IMMEDIATELY. Fucking tools.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 10:47:10
I'd be offended if I didn't already know that Kate Beckinsale is a pathetic attention whore.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 10:52:23
Laying on your back with your legs spread faking orgasms doesn't take much talent so when I'm done you could at least offer to make me a sandwich.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 10:56:52
The dumb ones always are the best in bed so I would say Kate is probably awesome.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 10:59:12
Kate Beckinsale is one of the world's most beautiful women, so if she's hot in the sack, that's fine with me...
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 11:09:47
I can't think of one movie this woman's been in. Is she more famous in the UK or something?
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 11:11:16
Finally, something she's good at, cos she sure ain't no good at acting....
Actually, this might explain how she got most of her moviel roles.
By Lohantastic, on June 6, 2008 11:16:37
No one's railing on Beckinsale for possibly being the shiz-nick in the sheets, Anonymous 10:47:10. What is annoying about Beckinsale is that she spends more time talking about how good she can fuck and how she won't cook for shit than ACTUALLY demonstrating that she can cause me to bust both my nuts in and on her.
As good in bed as she claims to be, she should open her door to every man in the good ol' U.S. of A and let each of us fuck her silly. Hell, I'll drive cross-country to her house right now and give her some New York City black snake.
But of course, she won't. Because, as my mom once said, the more a woman talks about being a sexpot, the less likely she's telling the truth. The real sex-bombs show, not tell.
By Sevenmack, on June 6, 2008 11:22:12
She has already prepared a very delicious looking taco so that's good enough for me.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 11:24:22
Being the great lover that I am (you'd be amazed how well you do when you have no standards), I can tell you from experience that chicks who constantly talk about how good they are in bed, usually aren't.
By thebig28, on June 6, 2008 11:34:30
The dumb ones always are the best in bed so I would say Kate is probably awesome.
Sorry, not true. The smart ones understand the human bodies better and are more in tune with how to read others, so they're usually better lovers and more satisfied sexually. (They can also cook.) ;)
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 11:38:52
"I feel really sorry for the guys who are fucking the female commenters that keep saying all there is to being good in bed is bending over or laying there with your legs spread. Yeah, that's if your guy would prefer fucking a corpse. Or another man."
By Ashley, on June 6, 2008 11:33:42
Well Ash I think a video demonstration is in order. Link please.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 11:42:12
The dumb ones always are the best in bed so I would say Kate is probably awesome.
Sorry, not true. The smart ones understand the human bodies better and are more in tune with how to read others, so they're usually better lovers and more satisfied sexually. (They can also cook.) ;)
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 11:38:52
Sorry, true. The dumb ones are willing to try anything.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 11:44:26
HEY KATE THE SAYING GOES , A CHEF IN THE KITCHEN AND A WHORE IN THE BEDROOM you need to be great on both things you dumbass you must feed your man food and not just pussy , or he will find a woman that cooks and fucks so take some classes and cook you lazy bitch
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 11:47:18
Sorry, true. The dumb ones are willing to try anything.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 11:44:26
Sorry, wrong, the DRUNK ones are willing. Dumb and drunk are not always the same thing. I realize you're a virgin, so it's excusable that you have no idea what you're talking about.
By Your Dad, on June 6, 2008 11:47:26
"Well Ash I think a video demonstration is in order. Link please."
Well, put it this way: I've become very, very flexible lately.
By Ashley's Balloon Knot, on June 6, 2008 11:55:17
Well Ash I think a video demonstration is in order. Link please.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 11:42:12
Send me some pics and maybe you'll get a one-on-one demonstation ;p
By Ashley, on June 6, 2008 12:07:22
HAHA! Oh god, he's beating my response time now. I better step up my game.
By Ashley, on June 6, 2008 12:14:50
re: ashley
ew.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 12:49:50
Ashley you are hereby declared the IDLYITW slut. Congrats!
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 13:54:17
The dumb ones always are the best in bed so I would say Kate is probably awesome.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 10:59:12
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By Cunty Whore, on June 6, 2008 13:59:33
people who talk about how great they are at sex are usually lousy at sex. its like people who talk on and on about how honest they are. biggest liars in the world.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 14:45:43
In a short run, she could be fun yes, but when the sex starts getting boring, the cooking factor will kick in, and she can't cook.
In a long run good cooking > sex.
You get bored of sex, and start having it less and less, but you will never get bored of good food.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 14:46:09
What's up with this bitch constantly talking about her vagina, how beautiful she is, and how great she is in bed? I used to like her, now she's just really fucking annoying.
By Athina, on June 6, 2008 15:45:10
Ashley, please shut the fuck up and stop making every God damn thread on this site about you. You are so fucking annoying.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 15:49:40
Yes Kate we get it. You are good at having sex. YAWN! You still can't act worth shit. NEXT!
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 15:53:36
Ashley, please shut the fuck up and stop making every God damn thread on this site about you. You are so fucking annoying.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 15:49:40
If she was funny at all I'd like her, but she dumb and not even funny in a dumb way. Stop attention hogging these threads off topic about yourself.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 16:10:14
I'm beginning to think she's insecure. I used to think she was hot and smart but now she seems like the dime a dozen dumb chicks in HW. Some people just don't know how to shut the fuck up.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 16:28:45
15:49:40 and 16:10:14 (same person), please seek treatment for your severe case of Jan Brady Syndrome.
By Ashley, Ashley, Ashley!, on June 6, 2008 16:29:52
Hey, Kate, I also think women can be divided into two groups: irritating attention-seeking Hollywood whores, and, not.
By Fred, on June 6, 2008 16:54:46
Ashley, please shut the fuck up and stop making every God damn thread on this site about you. You are so fucking annoying.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 15:49:40
If she was funny at all I'd like her, but she dumb and not even funny in a dumb way. Stop attention hogging these threads off topic about yourself.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 16:10:14
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Awwww, don't be too hard on Ashley. As tempting as it is to join the dog-pile, she is, after all (in case you missed the memo) only 19 and a 34B. Haven't you come to enjoy the unintentional comedy factor of her comments? Who but Ashley could bitch about the attention-whorish ways of celebrities, yet in practically the same keystroke provide as much personal information as she can cleverly (and I use that term loosely) insert in every post? She's a gem! And surprisingly good-natured about the shit we dump on her, too. She has a thick skin, inflated ego, and little boobs. May she continue to grace us with her profound observations.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 17:38:19
Question: where are those pics of here from?
And yes, I think she is gorgeous, and very sexy. But wonder why she does make these kind of statements.
By KMB, on June 6, 2008 18:01:42
16:29 = Ashley
17:38 you forgot she's an inexperience, uneducated virgin and lesbian as well.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 18:15:42
Wow, talk about linear thinking. Guess Miss Becks thinks herself quite the philosopher these days. F-ing brilliant analogy, Kate! Totally genius!
I'm an excellent cook and a fabulous lover. I do lots of other things very, very well, too. Miss Kate needs to try very VERY hard to THINK before she bleats to the press. The assinity of her comment reflects a low, low IQ.
By the way, if this Einstein did go to college, I suggest they revoke her degree, or that the college itself revoke it's own charter for "educating" such a dimwit.
By Sami, on June 6, 2008 18:52:46
you should post the actual anna karina video (or stills) and not the cover kate did. it's so much better.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 19:14:08
How can one mention Megan Fox without mentioning the queen who started all this I am to sexy and hot to cook, turn on a computer etc. Angelina Jolie.And the women has kids and still thinks she doesn't need to at least make an effort.
Also being good in bed is not that difficult.
She is just using it as an excuse to be lazy
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 19:52:02
Well, I come from the school that the kind of great woman a good man deserves is this - she cooks, cleans, sucks & f**ks. So, sorry Kate, you lose.
By My , on June 6, 2008 23:00:51
I think Kate Beckinsale needs to sit down and have a glass of STFU. I don't have a cock, and I'm heterosexual, so guess what? It's not making me want to see her films any more.
By Way to set feminism back a few decades, twit., on June 7, 2008 01:50:53
No one ever pays attention to me.
By Ashley's 34B tit, on June 7, 2008 08:10:34
Swallowing and maybe ocassionally taking it up the tail is not a talent to brag about. - By Ravenn11
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Yes. Yes it is.
By JAC, on June 7, 2008 14:45:36
She's gonna be real lonely once she's over the hill.
By anonymous, on June 8, 2008 06:59:30
Funny how there's several threads bashing that annoying chick for talking about herself, followed by even more from other posters continuing to talk about her.
By anonymous, on June 8, 2008 15:43:41
ps - not all women who are "cold fish" in the bedroom can't fuck. some of us just aren't that attracted to you. Lose some weight and turn off the tv and maybe you'll get a surprise!
By anonymous, on June 8, 2008 15:46:38
I remember with the vagina comments that everyone said she was just trying to get attention. I thought everyone was exaggerating. Well, I must apologize....this women may be beautiful but she is very insecure. She thinks she has to say "risky" things in order to get publicity. She should start hanging out with lindsay lohan.
By Eryn, on June 9, 2008 08:11:20
well then i guess i must be superwoman because i get an A+ in both categories, so suck on my left tit Beckinsale, you are only half woman...LOL
By NIKKI, on June 9, 2008 09:57:53
when the fake lips/boobs/nose start to breakdown, and the face has stopped responding to botox, let's see how much kate and her husband will be bragging...and how long old len starts banging someone with newer upgrades.
By mr fattee, on June 9, 2008 10:17:01
Funny how there's several threads bashing that annoying chick for talking about herself, followed by even more from other posters continuing to talk about her.
By anonymous, on June 8, 2008 15:43:41
^^Try again, Ashley. You can do better.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 10:47:52
She's probably just bullshitting. You guys take everything a celeb says so seriously. If I was being interviewed, I'd say stupid comments like that also knowing I dont even mean the shit. She's just having fun, lighten up.
By anonymous, on June 10, 2008 16:33:57
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