You know what REALLY sucks? That this bitch is going to wind up #1 on Maxim's Top 100 Hottest or some stupid bullshit and inflate this hag's enormous ego to bursting.
I'd rather listen to Jennifer Aniston talk about her sex life than see this woman get any more credit that she never deserved.
She looks sooooo sad in the pics. She must not be getting her way again, the poor spoiled child. "Hey, there's no Emmy nomination at the beach for me to refuse to accept."
The editors at Maxim that compile those lists are all big fucking nerds anyway...I see them on Best Week Ever and shows like that and they're all two steps away from a pocket protector and Dungeons and Dragons. Plus they're all fugly and weigh about 135 lbs soaking wet.
She's a hag with shark teefs. It's not that she has an opinion that makes her annoying, it's how she goes about communicating it. That, and she smokes. Ill.
Does she have some kind of blackmail material that she used to get him to marry her? I ask because she's a miserable, self-absorbed whiny c*** and he looks like a big happy goofball.
Hey fourteeneighteen how dare you talk about my ex husband like that saying he looks like a dumpy NY Jew when he's Italian/Irish and the suckiest musician on the planet?? Outrage!
Guess he's paying the price for the lap of luxury and fame for his shitty band. There IS a god.
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Leave Your CommentShe's so weird looking. I've seen less lumpier obese women. And I work at a water park.
By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 09:00:43
You know what REALLY sucks? That this bitch is going to wind up #1 on Maxim's Top 100 Hottest or some stupid bullshit and inflate this hag's enormous ego to bursting.
I'd rather listen to Jennifer Aniston talk about her sex life than see this woman get any more credit that she never deserved.
By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 09:05:19
Looks good to me
By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 09:05:54
She needs to quit smoking and start exercising.
By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 09:06:53
She's achieved that prized Jennifer Love Hewitt thigh tone. Even the ocean couldn't swallow her up (last pic).
By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 09:12:37
I've seen worse looking girls at the beach and better looking bathing suits at Target.
By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 09:20:13
all she has to do to make everyone forget how much of a bitch she is is to get pregnant. Isn't that the fad these days?
Oh, and if she does get pregnant, I call dibs on the placenta.
- Tom Cruise
By i don't like you in any way, on June 17, 2008 09:26:50
Too bad that last picture with the giant wave behind her isn't a tsunami that would wipe her off the map.
By tsunameless, on June 17, 2008 09:27:51
She's on the top of my list to be in a slap contest with.
By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 09:39:10
"this bitch is going to wind up #1 on Maxim's Top 100 Hottest"
There's no way this happens.
Wherever Megan Fox is on the list, this dumpy twat will be at least 30 spots below her.
By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 10:05:15
She looks sooooo sad in the pics. She must not be getting her way again, the poor spoiled child. "Hey, there's no Emmy nomination at the beach for me to refuse to accept."
By jtg, on June 17, 2008 10:23:34
That's one of the ugliest bikinis I've ever seen.
By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 10:42:12
@ 10:05:15 - Hey, you never know. Britney Spears made that list didn't she?
It seems like the people who put together the 100 Hottest lists are too busy slapping their own faces with their dicks to realize wtf they're doing.
By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 11:01:08
Her husband looks like a tool.
These pictures should be a good lesson to all girls with big tits.
Just because you have big bazonkas doesn't mean you should stop working out and let your ass go to hell.
By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 11:48:48
The editors at Maxim that compile those lists are all big fucking nerds anyway...I see them on Best Week Ever and shows like that and they're all two steps away from a pocket protector and Dungeons and Dragons. Plus they're all fugly and weigh about 135 lbs soaking wet.
By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 11:52:14
She's a hag with shark teefs.
It's not that she has an opinion that makes her annoying, it's how she goes about communicating it. That, and she smokes. Ill.
By DMoan, on June 17, 2008 12:06:54
Who's that jack-off in the picture? Her husband?
By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 14:07:17
Does she have some kind of blackmail material that she used to get him to marry her? I ask because she's a miserable, self-absorbed whiny c*** and he looks like a big happy goofball.
By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 14:08:10
"he looks like a big happy goofball."
But, he also looks like your typical dumpy NY Jew, so when you factor in personality and looks I'd say it's even-steven for both of them.
By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 14:18:11
One word... fugly!
By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 16:50:41
Hey fourteeneighteen how dare you talk about my ex husband like that saying he looks like a dumpy NY Jew when he's Italian/Irish and the suckiest musician on the planet?? Outrage!
Guess he's paying the price for the lap of luxury and fame for his shitty band. There IS a god.
By Sami, on June 17, 2008 17:25:15
HaggleHaggleHaggleHaggle
By Vigilante, on June 18, 2008 13:22:11
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