24 Comments:

1. I know Kung Fu.

   By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 08:25:21

2. brrr...that water must be cold :)

   By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 08:35:23

3. Her name is China Chow. She's an actress.

   By holly, on June 17, 2008 08:39:03

4. Well, at least he doesn't look like Grizzly Adams there. Still pasty as shit for a guy who supposedly lives in California. What was it Mayor West said in that Family Guy episode? The one where Peter runs past him with his pants around his ankles?
   
   "GAWD. Get a TAN!"
   
   Something like that.
   
   

   By Vigilante, on June 17, 2008 08:45:08

5. I know Kung Fu.
   
   By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 08:25:21
   
   This cracks me up more than it should. It never gets old.

   By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 08:46:58

6. You'll poke your eye out!

   By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 08:57:37

7. Keanu, feel free to mix in a push up now and agan.

   By i don't like you in any way, on June 17, 2008 09:32:28

8. Keanu is da man!

   By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 09:36:44

9. He looks just like my ex. Yum.

   By da, on June 17, 2008 10:23:25

10. Yikes, I hope her life insurance is up-to-date...

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 10:32:57

11. China Chow? That was mean.

    By pervertedeeyore, on June 17, 2008 10:41:18

12. Seriously, he's dating an actress with the unfortunate name of China Chow, and that sure looks like her.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 10:45:28

13. China Chow? That was mean.
    
    By pervertedeeyore, on June 17, 2008 10:41:18
    
    That's her real name, twit.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 10:45:45

14. China Chow is an unfortunate name. She's OK lookin. I wouldn't kick her out of bed, but I don't have an Asian girl fetish, and Keanu could do a lot better.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 10:52:25

15. Actually she's an unusual mix of Persian, Indian, and Chinese. Her full name is Purina China Chow.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 10:59:35

16. Anon 10:59,
    
    You're fucked, but in a good way!
    
    Thanks for the laugh!

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 12:47:08

17. Her full name is Purina China Chow
    
    
    
    
    & it gets even better - she was named after cat food

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 13:01:54

18. I think he is sexy -He has a flat belly and just enough hair...... Be happy Keanu!!!!

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 15:01:51

19. God, he has the Anne Hathaway pallor.

    By dracula, on June 17, 2008 15:40:12

20. Duck with wheels...
    I see what you did thar.

    By Holden Magroin, on June 17, 2008 16:14:31

21. China Chow
    
    Their $6.99 lunch buffet rocks.
    

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 22:31:11

22. LOVE Keanu. I just love to see him smile.

    By anonymous, on June 18, 2008 09:00:51

23. ROTFLMAO hysterically @
    A wooden duck with wheels for feet could deliver lines better than Keanu Reeves
    damn ya'll ain't right I love me some Keanu with his none acting, none bathing ass, who does not love Neo?

    By NubianGoddez, on June 18, 2008 16:30:34

24. he is better with Sandra but too bad she is marry.

    By stacey, on July 12, 2008 14:18:46