Well, sure, you raise your arms up and your tities look all perky and firm. let's see you lay on your back! no matter how huge the rack, once a chick lays on her back, the boobage disappears. I ALWAYS WIN!
I was thinking about it, but boobies are just all around the greatest thing ever.
They're fun to look at, feel, hold, lick, taste, fondle and even listen to (although sticking your head in between them doesn't necessarily mean you have to hear anything). Boobies is even a fun word to say. BOOBIES!
Ugh. I'm so sick of these cartoon-looking airbrushed pictures of these ugly British chicks. They are not hot. Jesus there are hotter chicks at my local dumpy strip joint. Ugh. Why is this chick in magazines? I guess the tits, which are OK, but Christ, they don't make up for the face. Do not want.
She's attractive and topless. What's the problem with that?
By the way, what's with the Ashley-Vigilante-thebig28 haters all of the sudden? (Although the "Ashley's Balloon Knot" name is kinda funny. Sorry, Ashley.)
LOL @ all the sad sack invading the site today, including the ones trying to claim this chick isn't scorching hot. I don't know what she looks like day-to-day but in this spread she's goddess.
I think you misunderstood the post above. Vigilante is hilarious; "Vigilante's Anus" is a commenter who has apparently decided to switch to Ashley ("Ashley's Balloon Knot" is pretty fucking clever).
i like how she is forcing her butt out! she has no ass to speak of! lol boring hag with boring boobs... next! boring face too... hotter chicks live in england. she just gets all the attention cause she takes her clothes any chance she can get cause she clearly has no other talents... i've seen her movie and she stinks in the bedroom!
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Leave Your CommentI'll take it. She's British and rat faced and probably has cigarette breath, but I'd still beat off to it as long as it doesn't talk.
By Ashley's Balloon Knot, on June 4, 2008 10:28:10
3 words...Mo Tor Boat!!!
By PK, on June 4, 2008 10:41:22
Long live boobies.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 10:44:11
she's mint
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 10:48:28
Well, sure, you raise your arms up and your tities look all perky and firm. let's see you lay on your back!
no matter how huge the rack, once a chick lays on her back, the boobage disappears. I ALWAYS WIN!
- signed, gravity
By i don't like you in any way, on June 4, 2008 10:49:54
I was thinking about it, but boobies are just all around the greatest thing ever.
They're fun to look at, feel, hold, lick, taste, fondle and even listen to (although sticking your head in between them doesn't necessarily mean you have to hear anything). Boobies is even a fun word to say. BOOBIES!
See how great boobies are?
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 10:51:22
Puffy nips strikes again...
seriously why doesnt she just move to stripping or porn already? She's pointless... there are plenty of thin big breasted women in the world
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 11:04:08
nice Risky Business bangs
another topless big breasted whore, whats new
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 11:06:05
BRITISH GIRLS RULE
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 11:12:33
She has no nipples. What's up with these women with big tits and no nipples. I'll take a c or b cup and some nice pokey nipples anytime.
By meh, on June 4, 2008 11:36:51
Vigilante--
Does this mean your cranky anus has left you for a bigger, cheekier target? Congrats! You were too good for him anyway.
"I'll take it. She's British and rat faced and probably has cigarette breath, but I'd still beat off to it as long as it doesn't talk.
By Ashley's Balloon Knot, on June 4, 2008 10:28:10"
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 11:44:27
Ugh. I'm so sick of these cartoon-looking airbrushed pictures of these ugly British chicks. They are not hot. Jesus there are hotter chicks at my local dumpy strip joint. Ugh. Why is this chick in magazines? I guess the tits, which are OK, but Christ, they don't make up for the face. Do not want.
By b, on June 4, 2008 11:59:38
After seeing her sex tape I've come to the conclusion that I want keeley hazell's body, but not her vsgina.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 12:21:08
What's a vsgina?
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 12:34:15
Another day, another whore. Next, please.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 12:36:08
Who is this? Another brainless twit willing to show off her fake cans? YAWN!
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 13:26:10
She's attractive and topless. What's the problem with that?
By the way, what's with the Ashley-Vigilante-thebig28 haters all of the sudden? (Although the "Ashley's Balloon Knot" name is kinda funny. Sorry, Ashley.)
By Santos, on June 4, 2008 13:59:54
@ Santos: Don't feed the trolls.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 14:02:29
I got something sorta like those boobies when I was 30, then they sagged a year later, but she's like 15? There's unfair, then there's cruel.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 14:12:34
lots of big boobed girls in the world. lots of them with better faces too. whats the big deal?
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 14:22:28
I forgive you, Santo. Muah! ;)
LOL @ all the sad sack invading the site today, including the ones trying to claim this chick isn't scorching hot. I don't know what she looks like day-to-day but in this spread she's goddess.
By Ashley, on June 4, 2008 14:30:32
don't. feed. the. trolls.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 14:34:17
"@ Santos: Don't feed the trolls."
Touché.
By Santos, on June 4, 2008 14:34:21
Cheap and disposable but hot, like a bag of Fiery Habanera Doritos.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 14:46:43
Is she a Paki?
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 15:03:22
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ boring all she does is show her fat tits seen them already hey keeley is time to show some pink and brown your boobs are boring
By pink and brown keeley, on June 4, 2008 16:09:09
Um, nice tits. Nice ass.
I sent these pictures to my husband, should give him a thrill while he works a double shift tonight.
By Willa Dodge, on June 4, 2008 17:04:16
Santos--
I think you misunderstood the post above. Vigilante is hilarious; "Vigilante's Anus" is a commenter who has apparently decided to switch to Ashley ("Ashley's Balloon Knot" is pretty fucking clever).
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 18:38:06
The second my eyes met these photos I nearly had a nuclear reaction in my pants. She is a delicious sex goddess.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 18:46:42
i like how she is forcing her butt out! she has no ass to speak of! lol boring hag with boring boobs... next! boring face too... hotter chicks live in england. she just gets all the attention cause she takes her clothes any chance she can get cause she clearly has no other talents... i've seen her movie and she stinks in the bedroom!
By lance, on June 5, 2008 19:17:09
Ami I the only one who sees the implant scars around her nips? Look especially on picture 5.
How anyone thinks those are natural is beyond me...
By real? Really?, on June 6, 2008 03:50:35
are her 15 minutes up yet? she is so yesterday... what, was she ever yesterday? she's so boring
By anonymous, on June 21, 2008 19:03:23
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