His little knocked-up Puerto Rican whore doesn't give a shit. Her future and fortune were secured at conception. All the bitch needs to do now is pop the kid out. Once she gets tired of his antics and sets her sites on someone else, she can collect her $20k per month child support check and laugh all the way to the bank.
He's a pretty one but dang, how could any woman stay with a perpetual 18 year old like him? Partying like a frat boy and acting like a douche ought to get old way before a person's in his f***in' FORTIES.
Yes, that would be called a typo! And, actually I never had to spell Brazilian back in my school days! Ah, the ignorance of our educational system!
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:57:22 Ah, yes, how were they to know that someday we'd end up making snide comments on some celebrity gossip site? They surely would have prepared us each week with more useful words like: "douche," "Brazilian," "assclown," and "menage a trois." Instead it was all "Mississippi" and such bullshit.
The last thing I heard about Brazil was that AIDS is a major epidemic that's spreading like wildfire there, so I won't be visiting. Ever.
--- Actually, their rate has been under control, and their treatment has been an example around the world. I'm studying this in college, so it's a fact. You're probably confusing it with the continent on the other side of the Atlantic...Africa! Lol!
Their rate may be "under control", but there's still a lot of AIDS there. Just because they started handing out free condoms doesn't mean it's still not a possible death sentence to stick your dick in anyone there.
Their rate may be "under control", but there's still a lot of AIDS there. Just because they started handing out free condoms doesn't mean it's still not a possible death sentence to stick your dick in anyone there. -- I think it's a death sentence to not know where you're sticking your dick. PERIOD. Unless it's an inflatable doll, of course!
How can a thread about McConaughey losing his flip-flop in a cesspool become as cantankerous as that Jolie thread? Damn--everyone is so contrary. Being a diplomat, a clever/articulate troll, curing AIDS, or whatever. . . it's all good.
"She does look Brazilian. Most of the women there look like trannies or primates. "
Really? Have you ever been?
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:59:07 ---------------------------
Actually, yes I have. A lot of the women there have strong features...big jawlines (think Giselle), large noses, bad skin. My scientific theory is Brazilian women have more testosterone than Caucasian women.
I worked with a lovely Brazilian girl right after we graduated from college. She looked more like a wavy-haired lemur than a tranny. She did have a cool accent (Portuguese).
Well, you win some and you lose some. It's like, here, in the U.S. You got some pretty women, and some ugly women. I've been to Brasil twice, and they got gorgeous women, and some that look like they shouldn't even be out in public! A good example is "legendary piece of ass" Adriana Lima. She's from Brazil and she's smokinnng!
You people are ridiculous. Grow the hell up. I've been to Brazil a bunch of times and made love to some of the most beautiful women down there and they are 1000X more woman than most of these US women could ever hope to be. Most of them have huge, gigantic bulbous clits that they love to use to rub and penetrate your anus with. What man wouldn't want a woman with a humongous clit? What could be more feminine? Homos.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 15:26:28 -- That unborn child will probably look like a Mexican T-rex, so his drunk-ass, poopy flip-flopped, frequently naked, bongo-playing father will be the least of his worries. . .wait. . I mean Brazilian T-rex.
I'm surprised this hasn't happened sooner.Really stupid,an drunk. Bad combo.Same look in his eyes llke Keanu.DUMB. Matt get off the piss, an just smoke BUD with your ol' pal Woody.
I'm surprised this hasn't happened sooner.Really stupid,an drunk. Bad combo.Same look in his eyes llke Keanu.DUMB. Matt get off the piss, an just smoke BUD with your ol' pal Woody.
Does this git ever wear any goddamn clothes? Every pic of him on the net is him shirtless, playing or prancing around at the beach, like some sort of permanent man-child who only regresses. This guy plays more than my 5 year old nephew.
12.25, Um, if you're in college you should know that a lot is two words, not alot as you spelled it. Hope that helps.
I suffered through Mc's Marshall movie, and he reminds me of Curly from the Stooges when Curly says "nyah nyah nyah," with Mc's mouth twisted to the side whenever he was trying to make his Oscar winning performance face. What a turd.
Are those pec implants in his chest? This guy is CREEPY.
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Leave Your CommentHey, if I found out I knocked up some Mexican skank, I'd be getting hammered too.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 10:58:10
Actually, he only lost his left flip-flop. And his left testicle, apparently.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:14:02
His little knocked-up Puerto Rican whore doesn't give a shit. Her future and fortune were secured at conception. All the bitch needs to do now is pop the kid out. Once she gets tired of his antics and sets her sites on someone else, she can collect her $20k per month child support check and laugh all the way to the bank.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:26:44
He's a pretty one but dang, how could any woman stay with a perpetual 18 year old like him? Partying like a frat boy and acting like a douche ought to get old way before a person's in his f***in' FORTIES.
By gave up on frat jackasses years ago, on June 19, 2008 11:33:39
She's Brazillian, you frikin' retards...
And yes, there is a difference in case all of you skipped Geo and Social Studies!
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:44:36
Camila Alves was actually all the rage in Brazil...but now I guess she's too busy being Matthew's ho! =P
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:46:19
Whoever she is she's not all that hot. Matt should've worn a rubber.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:49:20
I love her dress though. Does anyone know where to get one like that online?
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:52:03
She's Brazillian, you frikin' retards...
And yes, there is a difference in case all of you skipped Geo and Social Studies!
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:44:36
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And evidently you skipped Spelling, Einstein--it's "Brazilian."
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:52:26
She does look Brazilian. Most of the women there look like trannies or primates.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:54:41
11:52:26
Yes, that would be called a typo!
And, actually I never had to spell Brazilian back in my school days!
Ah, the ignorance of our educational system!
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:57:22
"She does look Brazilian. Most of the women there look like trannies or primates. "
Really? Have you ever been?
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:59:07
Can we focus on Matthew being drunk and stupid, instead of on the wonders of Brazil!?!
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 12:01:39
Mexican...Brazilian, whatever. As long as they can work for $4 an hour and keep quiet about it, they're OK in my book.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 12:02:31
Yes, that would be called a typo!
And, actually I never had to spell Brazilian back in my school days!
Ah, the ignorance of our educational system!
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:57:22
Ah, yes, how were they to know that someday we'd end up making snide comments on some celebrity gossip site? They surely would have prepared us each week with more useful words like: "douche," "Brazilian," "assclown," and "menage a trois." Instead it was all "Mississippi" and such bullshit.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 12:03:22
The last thing I heard about Brazil was that AIDS is a major epidemic that's spreading like wildfire there, so I won't be visiting. Ever.
By i want to live, on June 19, 2008 12:05:57
The last thing I heard about Brazil was that AIDS is a major epidemic that's spreading like wildfire there, so I won't be visiting. Ever.
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Actually, their rate has been under control, and their treatment has been an example around the world. I'm studying this in college, so it's a fact. You're probably confusing it with the continent on the other side of the Atlantic...Africa! Lol!
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 12:09:48
June 19, 2008 12:03:22 :
Yes, who could predict the likes of Paris Hilton, and Hohan?!
LMFAO!
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 12:12:32
Their rate may be "under control", but there's still a lot of AIDS there. Just because they started handing out free condoms doesn't mean it's still not a possible death sentence to stick your dick in anyone there.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 12:13:41
Their rate may be "under control", but there's still a lot of AIDS there. Just because they started handing out free condoms doesn't mean it's still not a possible death sentence to stick your dick in anyone there.
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I think it's a death sentence to not know where you're sticking your dick. PERIOD. Unless it's an inflatable doll, of course!
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 12:16:17
again, how is this topic relavant?
By 12:01:39, on June 19, 2008 12:18:26
Are you taking a Brazil 101 class in your community college, or are you a travel agent with a Brazil trip quota to meet? STFU about Brazil.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 12:21:22
Brazil is most famous now for its AIDS and trannies. It's no longer about the beaches and babes.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 12:24:46
June 19, 2008 12:21:22
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Actually, I aspire to be a diplomat, and Brazil is an advanced developing country, so we hear ALOT about it. Sorry!
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 12:25:26
"Actually, I aspire to be a diplomat."
That's a dumb fuckin aspiration. Why don't you aspire to do something useful like find a cure for AIDS?
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 12:30:12
12:30:12
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Um, everybody has a calling and mine definently is NOT anything related to medicine. And diplomats are essential to today's world! :)
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 12:35:03
"Actually, I aspire to be a diplomat, and Brazil is an advanced developing country, so we hear ALOT about it. Sorry!"
I hear English 101 might be a prerequisite, Ambassador.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 12:37:44
Please stop trying to sell your AIDS country to us. We don't want your AIDS.
By the rest of the world (excluding Africa), on June 19, 2008 12:38:08
12:37:44
Yes, but I'm on IDLYITW, not writing an essay to the UN! Lol!
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 12:40:16
How can a thread about McConaughey losing his flip-flop in a cesspool become as cantankerous as that Jolie thread? Damn--everyone is so contrary. Being a diplomat, a clever/articulate troll, curing AIDS, or whatever. . . it's all good.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 12:40:51
12:38:08
LMFAO. ive said that a billion times, and they continue to put gisele bundwhatever on everything!
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 12:42:11
"Being a diplomat, a clever/articulate troll, curing AIDS, or whatever. . . it's all good."
AMEN!
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 12:43:12
Swimming in a Nicaraguan sewage ditch is still safer than visiting Brazil.
By Brazilian Travel and Tourism Board, on June 19, 2008 12:48:00
all of you should get aids
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 12:59:39
^^You first.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 13:02:27
"She does look Brazilian. Most of the women there look like trannies or primates. "
Really? Have you ever been?
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 11:59:07
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Actually, yes I have. A lot of the women there have strong features...big jawlines (think Giselle), large noses, bad skin. My scientific theory is Brazilian women have more testosterone than Caucasian women.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 13:07:03
I worked with a lovely Brazilian girl right after we graduated from college. She looked more like a wavy-haired lemur than a tranny. She did have a cool accent (Portuguese).
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 13:11:21
Well, you win some and you lose some. It's like, here, in the U.S. You got some pretty women, and some ugly women. I've been to Brasil twice, and they got gorgeous women, and some that look like they shouldn't even be out in public!
A good example is "legendary piece of ass" Adriana Lima. She's from Brazil and she's smokinnng!
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 13:31:11
Most of the feminine looking Brazilian women aren't actually women. Be careful down there, boys.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 13:38:04
Matt is a tool. Total Peter-Pan syndrome. Maybe his kid won't have the stubby arms he has. Is that a dominant trait?
By The Kath, on June 19, 2008 14:03:50
Did someone say Brazilian?
Never mind.
Agreed, Kath. He's got stubby arms. I'd still knock him down and rub myself all over him tho. Le Rowr.
By Vigilante, on June 19, 2008 14:17:05
You people are ridiculous. Grow the hell up. I've been to Brazil a bunch of times and made love to some of the most beautiful women down there and they are 1000X more woman than most of these US women could ever hope to be. Most of them have huge, gigantic bulbous clits that they love to use to rub and penetrate your anus with. What man wouldn't want a woman with a humongous clit? What could be more feminine? Homos.
By Hot Rob, on June 19, 2008 14:20:59
Hey Rob, movie night at my place tomorrow. We're watching The Crying Game. I think you should join us.
(That was friggin' hilarious, man)
By Vigilante, on June 19, 2008 14:37:40
I cried laughing at this thread. IDLYITW comments are on fire this week.
By loving it, on June 19, 2008 15:00:00
His unborn child must be very proud.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 15:26:28
His unborn child must be very proud.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 15:26:28
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That unborn child will probably look like a Mexican T-rex, so his drunk-ass, poopy flip-flopped, frequently naked, bongo-playing father will be the least of his worries. . .wait. . I mean Brazilian T-rex.
By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 18:17:47
Who the fuck would buy a WHITE car? Fuckin' Brazilians!
(ducks for cover)
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on June 19, 2008 22:13:12
You guys are freaking nuts. She is absolutely stunning.
By Kristina, on June 20, 2008 09:08:54
I'm surprised this hasn't happened sooner.Really stupid,an drunk. Bad combo.Same look in his eyes llke Keanu.DUMB. Matt get off the piss, an just smoke BUD with your ol' pal Woody.
By Frank Rizzo, on June 21, 2008 02:45:25
I'm surprised this hasn't happened sooner.Really stupid,an drunk. Bad combo.Same look in his eyes llke Keanu.DUMB. Matt get off the piss, an just smoke BUD with your ol' pal Woody.
By Frank Rizzo, on June 21, 2008 02:46:18
dumb and drunk, horrible combo. Just smoke dope with Woody .
By anonymous, on June 21, 2008 05:41:52
Does this git ever wear any goddamn clothes? Every pic of him on the net is him shirtless, playing or prancing around at the beach, like some sort of permanent man-child who only regresses. This guy plays more than my 5 year old nephew.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2008 13:45:40
I see another dissapointed woman, left to raise a child on her own because she chose the wrong man to get her pregnant.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2008 13:52:11
12.25, Um, if you're in college you should know that a lot is two words, not alot as you spelled it. Hope that helps.
I suffered through Mc's Marshall movie, and he reminds me of Curly from the Stooges when Curly says "nyah nyah nyah," with Mc's mouth twisted to the side whenever he was trying to make his Oscar winning performance face. What a turd.
Are those pec implants in his chest? This guy is CREEPY.
By Sami, on June 22, 2008 09:13:56
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