32 Comments:

• he's the uglier twin. nicole got the hot one. what is paris thinking dating him???? and wanting a BABY by him??? WTF??

  By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 09:31:35

• I HATE HATE HATE those type of shirts. They always make women look pregnant. What's the point of them? Is it to deter guys from talking to them because they suspect they are pregnant? And those shirts do not look flattering at all.

  By C. Baines, on June 6, 2008 09:35:40

• She's an attention whore. She knows the way that dress looks on her will get her the attention she craves.

  By jtg, on June 6, 2008 09:37:16

• When you consider how slutty and irresponsible she is, I'm surprised this hasn't happened sooner.
  
  I'm also willing to bet she has the abortion clinic on speed dial.

  By Santos, on June 6, 2008 09:40:27

• Dear God,
  
  If you care for us as a society, you will not plant another Hilton seed on this Earth.
  
  Thanks.

  By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 09:58:22

• I get dibs on the placenta.
  - Tom Cruise.

  By i don't like you in any way, on June 6, 2008 10:18:25

• Madden is faaaaaat. Fuckin butterball.

  By VeeDub, on June 6, 2008 10:25:41

• I am guessing this is just a scam to get media attention, thanks paris it worked, now piss off!

  By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 10:33:09

• I'm sure her Grandpa will be proud.

  By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 10:36:22

• I doubt that a fetus could survive in her infectious cavern.

  By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 10:41:51

• I will bet that, like "no love for team valtrex" said, wonky Mcvaltrex is pretenting to be pregnant to get attention. She's the ultimate attention whore (remember that lame ass stunt with the "holy man" she did 2 months ago), so this would fall within her disgusting whoredom. However, if she truly is pregnant, then she should be arrested because it is against the law for anyone to abuse a child. Any kid who is brought into this world by this brain dead, moronic, dumbass, herpes infected slutty whore is being abused.
  
  Why can't someone just kill her already?

  By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 11:14:06

• shes clearly not pregnant when theres pictures of hear sunbathing a few days ago
  
  if she is pregnant i feel sorry for that child because all it will be for her is an accessory

  By virgo, on June 6, 2008 11:29:51

• Paris does look pregnant and I would completely believe that she would get knocked up to be "cool" like Nicole and Joel. Unfortunately for the rest of the world, she's such an idiot that it would only makes sense.

  By nanster, on June 6, 2008 11:29:58

• Gee, could that 'ever so clever' stupid reality show 'pop' whatever, the one where they try and 'punk' the paps, be behind this?

  By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 11:39:25

• oh hell no fuck that she is not preggers her pussy kills any sperm that gets in there that twat has acid in there so is the ugly dress she has on phew ,if she ever gets pregnant that baby is gonna be so ugly with giant feet big nose and no brian just air in that head a freaking mutang

  By PH has acid in her twat, on June 6, 2008 11:43:56

• That whore needs to be taken to the vet and fixed before it breeds.

  By THE PUNISHER, on June 6, 2008 12:10:43

• If she did have a baby, unfortunately it would go the way of all her animals....someone else raising them, except for photo ops! Maybe she could call Angelina and try to pawn it off on her, but then angie doesn't like American children.

  By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 12:29:53

• why is she wearing lingerie????

  By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 14:17:13

• If she ever were preggers she would abort it no doubt. Did you guys all forget about the ABORTION BILL people found in that storage room that was raided cause she never paid them? From the Paris Exposed website....

  By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 14:22:02

• She's just fat from all that man juice from hobos she's swallowed lately.

  By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 14:27:46

• That's the same kind of ugly dress Britney had on the other day. They make ANYONE look preggers.

  By TrayC, on June 6, 2008 15:11:09

• She has probably had like 50 abortions. She is a nasty herpes whore slutbag.

  By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 15:42:11

• Paris, Nicole, and the Madden douche twins all deserve each other. They're all ugly and disgusting human beings and should have been aborted.

  By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 16:20:03

• Nah, her belly's just full of cum.
  
  *barf*

  By Ralph Malph, on June 6, 2008 16:40:35

• I dont like you in any way, your placenta comments are getting WAY TOO OLD.
  And Todd, I am going to whip your ass for bashing your old man like that, and
  SHAME on you son, for your wishing you were the daddy!

  By Todd's Billionaire Dad aka Donald Trump, on June 6, 2008 17:50:51

• JTG, those shirts are WONDERFUL, if you consider the possibilities. For the girls, they hide a fat belly; for the guys, if she's preggers, you can't get her pregnant, so you might as well go for it. If she's got bloat, well, turn out the light and you'll both be happy. See, there, fixed. The shirts stay.

  By SWF, on June 6, 2008 18:41:47

• Nah, that embryo will never make it. She's probably had dozens of abortions, and her uterus probably couldn't keep a tampon in, let alone a baby.

  By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 19:26:13

• Never mind this "preggers" business. Let's talk about how FUCKING FAT BENJI THE FAMOUS MOVIE DOG--er, I mean, MADDEN, IS. Christ on a bike, lay off the Ring Dings already, Tubby. I can read yer tattoos from all the way here on the East Coast. Hey! How come there isn't one with my picture?? >:^( Asshole.
  
  And can we just *sigh* can we lose the hats? Madden brothers, Ronson, everybody else--LOSE THE HATS. I can't take much more. There was this woman sitting to my right at an Indian place the other night, wearing a long-sleeved t-shirt with a regular dress shirt with the sleeves cut out of it, on top of the t-shirt, and a KC baseball cap. INDOORS. In a NICE RESTAURANT. I wanted to smack that shit right off her fucking head. And the dress shirt with the cut-out sleeves, well, I don't even know where to begin. I couldn't get a handle on the point of that contrivance, and my saag paneer was getting cold.
  
  But the hats. THEY MUST GO.

  By Little Miss Sunshine, on June 6, 2008 23:27:31

• If this media whoring stupid bitch is truly pregnant, the baby should either be put up for adoption or stolen & placed with a worthy family. I can't imagine a worse parent than a herpes infected, attention deficit disorder, morally challenged, lying slutty whore like her...

  By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 23:33:11

• She's only doing this fake baby bump to get attention. And you guys are giving it to her. If you want her to go away, just stop running articles, and stop commenting on her. That would be such a relief.

  By anonymous, on June 7, 2008 03:55:34

• Why isn't a girl allowed to have a little tummy without someone assuming she's pregnant? Paris is scum, but that's beside the point.

  By anonymous, on June 7, 2008 23:15:41

• I thought when gremlins got pregnant that they got bumps on their back?

  By anonymous, on June 8, 2008 06:56:35