The dude bragged constantly about his drug use--specifically coke. He would say that sometimes he would be so coked up, he didn't know what day of the week it was. He did that for decades. All that drug use took a toll on his heart. It's a fucking MIRACLE this dude made it to 71, so quit your crying and belly-aching.
By Britney, on June 23, 2008 12:58:21 ------------------------------------- Let me guess...you're SLUTney (aka britney) spears. Then your stupid comment makes sense, because you're retarded & have to have a court appointed person make sure you don't screw up on a daily basis.
George Carlin was a very funny man, and was a pretty good actor as well. Not too many like him in the past 50 years, and even fewer coming up. He will be missed.
The dude bragged constantly about his drug use--specifically coke. He would say that sometimes he would be so coked up, he didn't know what day of the week it was. He did that for decades. All that drug use took a toll on his heart. It's a fucking MIRACLE this dude made it to 71, so quit your crying and belly-aching.
By anonymous, on June 23, 2008 12:19:19 --------------------------------------- Nobody is crying or belly-aching, you jerkoff. They're simply saying goodbye to a hilarious comic. Just say goodbye & shut your stupid mouth, you pathetic creep.
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'you know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'” -George Carlin
13:04:44, go fuck your whore mother, you cuntlapping piece of human filth. You miserable bible-thumper vermin are some of the most cold-blooded, despicable scumbags on the planet.
RIP to a comedy legend. Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.
Personally I thought he was a self-righteous A-hole. He laughed mockingly at other people's problems so I'll drink a bottle of suds to his death tonight. When I take a piss afterwards, I'll dedicate it to his memory.
I applaud your tribute to a great free thinker, and accomplished comedian. Even he would find a way to make us all laugh at his death, that is how great he was. Long live King George, fuck Foxworthy.
Bet he believes in God now, but for the wrong reasons.
"Fuck!!! Why's it so goddamn hot in here? What?! Oh, really? Oh shit..." By anonymous, on June 23, 2008 13:03:28
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Get the fuck out. You are everything that's wrong with the world, you pretentious ignorant fuck. Fuck you and every other asshole who justifies their idiotic moralistic ideals and ass-backward comments with religion.
RIP George. May you be remembered for generations by your uncanny ability to piss off faggots like the aforementioned anonymous by simply telling the truth.
I hope his Godless ass thought of a few good jokes as he was passing through the gates of hell for all eternity.
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If George could read that, he would probably laugh his ass off at how fucking STUPID you sound. You're gonna end up in the same place he will... a hole in the ground. No heaven, no hell. Just a hole. And you will rot there. And so will the rest of us. Have fun "praying" to your invisible magic man that lives in the sky, Dumbshit.
12:19:19 makes a good point, actually. i'm going to go do a fuckload of coke.
anyway, the real point is, carlin was the shit, rip for realz, and we should all be so lucky to spend our lives getting paid bucketloads to do exactly what we want to do, and doing it right up until we shuffle off this mortal coil.
once again, george shows us how it's done. right the fuck on.
I don't know where those bible thumpers are getting the idea that Carlin wasn't a religious man from. He was an avid Frisbeetarianist and right now, somewhere, his soul is on a roof.
13:04:44, go fuck your whore mother, you cuntlapping piece of human filth. You miserable bible-thumper vermin are some of the most cold-blooded, despicable scumbags on the planet.
R.I.P. Geourge to bad some fucking stupid people din' get your jokes or sarcasm they are meatheads to hell with them George was funny made people think and laugh good times good times
Of all the funny things George Carlin said, my favorite was one bit that had absolutely no bad words, no politics, no religion, nothing "edgy". Bear in mind I was a kid when I heard it. It was this:
You ever notice how everybody always sticks their hand way, way down inside the plastic bag to get the GOOD bread?
no spanky, thats not what happens, trust me. Just do.
I remember seeing george 3 yrs ago when he was promoting his /jesus/porkchop book. He was an awesome performer, really painted the scene, his words flowed almost like lyrics.
Love you George. Im getting ready to go watch "Dogma" because we need a laugh today. Im going to go pray to Joe Pesci that you had a peaceful transition to-whatever.
R.I.P. George thanks for the laughs and for making people think ,only the ones that don't think din't like your jokes with only dust between their ears how could they
51 Comments:
Leave Your CommentA great man that will be missed. Why is all the talent either getting cancer or dying off?
By Kevin, on June 23, 2008 12:01:39
Goodnight sweet prince.
By anonymous, on June 23, 2008 12:10:23
shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. R.I.P.George.
By anonymous, on June 23, 2008 12:11:25
he was blunt but honest. sometimes he seemed more like he was preaching than anything, but he made the truth funny.
he is missed.
By Princess, on June 23, 2008 12:13:45
The dude bragged constantly about his drug use--specifically coke. He would say that sometimes he would be so coked up, he didn't know what day of the week it was. He did that for decades. All that drug use took a toll on his heart. It's a fucking MIRACLE this dude made it to 71, so quit your crying and belly-aching.
By anonymous, on June 23, 2008 12:19:19
Love ya george........R.I.P.
By Bobbio, on June 23, 2008 12:27:52
Good night and god bless you. You will be missed.
By anonymous, on June 23, 2008 12:33:39
"The following statement is true: the preceding statement was false."
R.I.P. George
By Staci, on June 23, 2008 12:40:21
Gods speed good sir, even if you didn't believe in the Almighty.
By anonymous, on June 23, 2008 12:43:32
Hey, anonymous, on June 23, 2008 12:19:19, dude, relax.
We should be able to honor a comedic genius without the bitter parade chiming in. George, you will be missed.
By anonymous, on June 23, 2008 12:43:45
This You Tube vid is better, imo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeSSwKffj9o
By anonymous, on June 23, 2008 12:44:54
After the youtube video, he told da truth real talk R.I.P. George
By anonymous, on June 23, 2008 12:49:49
Why would I want to trade in my Jeff Foxworthy?
By Britney, on June 23, 2008 12:58:21
Bet he believes in God now, but for the wrong reasons.
"Fuck!!! Why's it so goddamn hot in here? What?! Oh, really? Oh shit..."
By anonymous, on June 23, 2008 13:03:28
I hope his Godless ass thought of a few good jokes as he was passing through the gates of hell for all eternity.
By anonymous, on June 23, 2008 13:04:44
Why would I want to trade in my Jeff Foxworthy?
By Britney, on June 23, 2008 12:58:21
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Let me guess...you're SLUTney (aka britney) spears. Then your stupid comment makes sense, because you're retarded & have to have a court appointed person make sure you don't screw up on a daily basis.
George Carlin was a very funny man, and was a pretty good actor as well. Not too many like him in the past 50 years, and even fewer coming up. He will be missed.
By anonymous, on June 23, 2008 13:07:58
The dude bragged constantly about his drug use--specifically coke. He would say that sometimes he would be so coked up, he didn't know what day of the week it was. He did that for decades. All that drug use took a toll on his heart. It's a fucking MIRACLE this dude made it to 71, so quit your crying and belly-aching.
By anonymous, on June 23, 2008 12:19:19
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Nobody is crying or belly-aching, you jerkoff. They're simply saying goodbye to a hilarious comic. Just say goodbye & shut your stupid mouth, you pathetic creep.
By anonymous, on June 23, 2008 13:11:04
Just as he was talking about corporations owning everything, the property of HBO text pops on the screen. Nice.
By jackoff smirnoff, on June 23, 2008 13:45:10
Thank you for the laughs.
R.I.P George
By anonymous, on June 23, 2008 14:37:46
"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'you know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'” -George Carlin
He will be very, very missed.
By anonymous, on June 23, 2008 15:19:16
Very funny man! R.I.P George!
By anonymous, on June 23, 2008 15:19:47
And yet Paris Hilton still lives and breathes. For fuck's sake. We're gonna miss ya', you foul-mouthed sonofabitch.
By JMRC, on June 23, 2008 15:48:33
13:04:44, go fuck your whore mother, you cuntlapping piece of human filth. You miserable bible-thumper vermin are some of the most cold-blooded, despicable scumbags on the planet.
RIP to a comedy legend. Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.
By anonymous, on June 23, 2008 15:51:46
Personally I thought he was a self-righteous A-hole. He laughed mockingly at other people's problems so I'll drink a bottle of suds to his death tonight. When I take a piss afterwards, I'll dedicate it to his memory.
By anonymous, on June 23, 2008 15:52:48
I applaud your tribute to a great free thinker, and accomplished comedian. Even he would find a way to make us all laugh at his death, that is how great he was. Long live King George, fuck Foxworthy.
By atarishark, on June 23, 2008 15:54:36
Brilliant. I am sad today.
By mmarton, on June 23, 2008 15:55:20
Bet he believes in God now, but for the wrong reasons.
"Fuck!!! Why's it so goddamn hot in here? What?! Oh, really? Oh shit..."
By anonymous, on June 23, 2008 13:03:28
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Get the fuck out. You are everything that's wrong with the world, you pretentious ignorant fuck. Fuck you and every other asshole who justifies their idiotic moralistic ideals and ass-backward comments with religion.
RIP George. May you be remembered for generations by your uncanny ability to piss off faggots like the aforementioned anonymous by simply telling the truth.
By anonymous, on June 23, 2008 16:14:48
O come on every one...he was a funny man who brought a lot of laughter...he will me missed.
By anonymous, on June 23, 2008 16:59:22
A legend, a huge talent, George you will be missed. And anonymous 16:14--AMEN!!!!
By George rocks!, on June 23, 2008 17:11:06
I hope his Godless ass thought of a few good jokes as he was passing through the gates of hell for all eternity.
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If George could read that, he would probably laugh his ass off at how fucking STUPID you sound. You're gonna end up in the same place he will... a hole in the ground. No heaven, no hell. Just a hole. And you will rot there. And so will the rest of us. Have fun "praying" to your invisible magic man that lives in the sky, Dumbshit.
Farewell, Georgie Boy. You will be missed.
By spanky, on June 23, 2008 17:11:58
He will be missed, he truly was one of the greats. travel well brother.
By NubianGoddez, on June 23, 2008 19:10:42
12:19:19 makes a good point, actually. i'm going to go do a fuckload of coke.
anyway, the real point is, carlin was the shit, rip for realz, and we should all be so lucky to spend our lives getting paid bucketloads to do exactly what we want to do, and doing it right up until we shuffle off this mortal coil.
once again, george shows us how it's done. right the fuck on.
By ofthrees, on June 23, 2008 19:46:20
No one did commentary on the human condition like George.
In the spirit of George, I fart on the wimps who feel the need to desecrate the memory of a great thinker. Pfffffft!
I will miss George Carlin.
By Sami, on June 23, 2008 19:49:09
I don't know where those bible thumpers are getting the idea that Carlin wasn't a religious man from. He was an avid Frisbeetarianist and right now, somewhere, his soul is on a roof.
By anonymous, on June 23, 2008 20:24:06
There are alot of bitter people in here today...just the way George would prefer it, you fuckin fucks.
By fuck you ya fuckin fucktard, on June 23, 2008 21:25:47
13:04:44, go fuck your whore mother, you cuntlapping piece of human filth. You miserable bible-thumper vermin are some of the most cold-blooded, despicable scumbags on the planet.
And you're any better, you tolerant soul, you?
By John the Libertarian, on June 23, 2008 21:31:09
Have fun "praying" to your invisible magic man that lives in the sky, Dumbshit.
Have the strength to admit you don't know the ultimate truth. Is there a God? You don't know.
Atheism is a religion more fervent and intolerant than any other. They have no proof of their convictions, yet claim they do.
By John the Libertarian, on June 23, 2008 21:35:31
R.I.P. Geourge to bad some fucking stupid people din' get your jokes or sarcasm they are meatheads
to hell with them
George was funny made people think and laugh
good times good times
By anonymous, on June 23, 2008 22:22:32
there a things you never see, you don't see a person taking a shit while running at full speed
By anonymous, on June 23, 2008 22:59:02
Of all the funny things George Carlin said, my favorite was one bit that had absolutely no bad words, no politics, no religion, nothing "edgy". Bear in mind I was a kid when I heard it. It was this:
You ever notice how everybody always sticks their hand way, way down inside the plastic bag to get the GOOD bread?
RIP, George.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on June 24, 2008 00:23:28
no spanky, thats not what happens, trust me. Just do.
I remember seeing george 3 yrs ago when he was promoting his /jesus/porkchop book.
He was an awesome performer, really painted the scene, his words flowed almost like lyrics.
Love ya George
By ladyguitarstar, on June 24, 2008 01:24:20
Love you George. Im getting ready to go watch "Dogma" because we need a laugh today. Im going to go pray to Joe Pesci that you had a peaceful transition to-whatever.
By Paige, on June 24, 2008 05:52:53
R.I.P. George thanks for the laughs and for making people think ,only the ones that don't think din't like your jokes with only dust between their ears how could they
By Gourge Carlin rocked, on June 24, 2008 08:03:58
"What's your name?" "Toooooodd!"
:-D
R.I.P.!
By Bene, on June 24, 2008 09:38:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohXn8WKpYaA
Yeah, that's the one. Sorry Todd ;)
By Bene, on June 24, 2008 09:57:28
Not the best clip to use to celebrate George, mildly amusing, then turned into a nag. I do have freedom, to not listen to it. Ha-ha
By anonymous, on June 24, 2008 15:21:50
Not the best clip to use to celebrate George, mildly amusing, then turned into a nag. I do have freedom, to not listen to it. Ha-ha
By anonymous, on June 24, 2008 15:21:53
Georgie, you will be missed you taught me to question everything thank you for all the years you made me laugh i never missed an hbo special
By Norim, on June 24, 2008 19:57:59
Would you please comment on his body! It's so gross...especially now that it's dead!!! Do you have a bikini shot? You false motherfuckers.
By dumbo, on June 25, 2008 00:46:36
He was hilarious.
By shannon2, on June 25, 2008 05:53:48
Goodbye,dear friend.
Who are we suppose to listen to now?
By anonymous, on June 25, 2008 22:03:58
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