Sorry. This relationship is bullshit: it flunks The Hands In Pockets test. Men who put their hand or hands in their pocket or pockets while supposedly "hugging" their S.O. are just marking time till version 2.0 (or 3.0, or 17.0) comes along. It's the universal "not really in it for the duration" maneuver. It's also a good "I am actually gay" indicator; check out The Cruise-o-matic in any of his poses lately--not counting the KATE IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!! hand-crushing thing he was doing a few years ago. He ALWAYS has one hand in his pocket. Probably carrying his lucky Hubbard's foot or David Miscavige's rotted molar in there or something. Or Mentos. It could be Mentos.
[Suddenly hearing Ryan Reynolds singing "'Cause I got one hand in my pocket/and the other one is breaking up with Alanis Morrissette"]
"We needed a girl who could knock back and drink the guys under the table, change a blown tire, wield a 10-inch black strapon dildo, whatever she needs to do."
His career is pretty much in the toilet. This is a good way for him to get his name in the press. He probably couldn't handle the fact that Reese has an Oscar and he is a crappy actor.
I'd take Abbie Cornhole over Reese too. She was too old for him anyway. Always better for a guy to be with a woman a good few years younger than him. It's the natural order of things.
John Mortimus Snerd, darling, as an older woman, I feel the same way about younger men. Those older guys who are balding and flaccid and have old man smell like a fart, well, I just divorced one. Love those fresh younguns. Yep, indeedy. And there is no shortage of their looking to bed this gal.
Ryan looks good to moi, although I'd have to smell him and interview him to see if he'd make a good sex partner or not. But boy, he sure is purty.
Damn he just does not seem to be into her at all. btw no one can break up a marriage, you can't break whats already broken, the other woman always takes the flack but in reality it takes two to wreak a marriage. no woman can take another womans man who does not want to be taken. if he was satisfied and happy at home he would not have stepped out. a lot of these wives are lazy b*tches who figure I already got him on lock, he ain't going anywhere just cauze they spit out a couple bratz and think they can all of a sudden coast and not take care of business. marriage is a lot of work its like a garden. Reece is over rated and so what she won an oscar, Paltrow won one for shakespear in love and she also can't act her way out of a paperbag. Reese with her big ass water head. ex hubby fine as hell though.
Most American (non-gay)men agree. Abbie over Reese any day of the week. 'Nuff said.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 09:54:44
Puh-lease. Like you'd know as you are so obviously a female under 25 or a male over 30 who has never been interesting to females in your own age range.
And another thing: The reason Ryan whatever is still messing around with that girl is so that he doesn't look like the completely flaming pile of horseshit that he actually is. "Oh, we're in love. Yeah, that's it. Love."
If he dumped her right away he'd be found out as just another cheating, morally bankrupt asshole. So-ha! ha!--he gets stuck with her for whatever amount of time is generally considered acceptable as qualifying for "actual relationship" status rather than "quickie affair with easy whore in closest proximity."
Lookit. You want out? Get out. Just be a grownup and leave. You get an amicable divorce (unless it's Denise Richards) and liberal custody rights. It's the way to go. Cheating is the coward's way out, and it costs you a hell of a lot of money, and, usually, your children, assuming you give a rat's ass about them in the first place. You practice in the mirror: "I don't love you anymore." Or "I'm not happy. It isn't you; it's me." "I'm gay." Whatever. Come up with something, for fuck's sake, but have the conversation, suck it up, and leave. I despise people who cheat. They're all a bunch of cowards, and the reason is this: they weren't happy to begin with, but they were too lazy and selfish and complacent to do anything about it. Like NubianGoddez pointed out, nobody can "steal" somebody who isn't ripe for the stealing. Or you go to counseling, which I think is bullshit and the last refuge of the desperate and doomed, but hey--maybe it could work. If you're past that, and want out? GET THE FUCK OUT. Be a man, Ryan Whatever. Even if you still don't look like one.
I'm basically meh about Reese, but she didn't deserve that shit. I just wish Jake weren't gay and bearding her. Or maybe he's straight and they're happy. He's awful cute. We straight women deserve Jake for our team!! He mitigates the loss of so many!
LMS, have you ever been with someone you can't ditch though? No matter WHAT you tell them? Sometimes people can't get a clingy ass to let go - then they look like they're cheating, because the tick is still telling ppl they're together.
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By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 13:21:28
Ryan Phillippe is one the worst actors in Hollywood. He only gets jobs because he's pretty.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 13:32:22
abbie was really good in candy, her and heath are top notch actors. ryan notsomuch
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 13:34:58
Yawn, another closeted Hollywood queer.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 13:39:46
wow that movie ended his marriage and his career with movie goers. hurray for propaganda movies...
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 13:50:15
Sorry. This relationship is bullshit: it flunks The Hands In Pockets test. Men who put their hand or hands in their pocket or pockets while supposedly "hugging" their S.O. are just marking time till version 2.0 (or 3.0, or 17.0) comes along. It's the universal "not really in it for the duration" maneuver. It's also a good "I am actually gay" indicator; check out The Cruise-o-matic in any of his poses lately--not counting the KATE IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!! hand-crushing thing he was doing a few years ago. He ALWAYS has one hand in his pocket. Probably carrying his lucky Hubbard's foot or David Miscavige's rotted molar in there or something. Or Mentos. It could be Mentos.
[Suddenly hearing Ryan Reynolds singing "'Cause I got one hand in my pocket/and the other one is breaking up with Alanis Morrissette"]
By Little Miss Sunshine, on June 6, 2008 13:51:47
He became a douche after he cheated on Reese. Probably couldn't handle the fact that his career is nonexistant compared to his ex-wife's.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 14:23:45
"We needed a girl who could knock back and drink the guys under the table, change a blown tire, wield a 10-inch black strapon dildo, whatever she needs to do."
By original quote, on June 6, 2008 15:14:27
His career is pretty much in the toilet. This is a good way for him to get his name in the press. He probably couldn't handle the fact that Reese has an Oscar and he is a crappy actor.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 15:40:44
I'd like to get my tire blown just to have her change it.
By anonymous, on June 6, 2008 15:45:18
if he gets her pregnant, I get dibs on the placenta.
- tom cruise
By i don't like you in any way, on June 6, 2008 16:02:20
I agree with Ashley. His movies are just so-so, but I might see one if he's naked in it. I bet the sex between these two is fucking awesome.
By Ashley from Idaho, on June 6, 2008 16:05:39
I'd take Abbie Cornhole over Reese too. She was too old for him anyway. Always better for a guy to be with a woman a good few years younger than him. It's the natural order of things.
By John Mortimer, on June 6, 2008 16:16:08
^^^if you say so, John, but then again, I'll bet you've never experienced all that an older woman has to offer. Too bad.
By An older woman, on June 6, 2008 17:18:21
John Mortimus Snerd, darling, as an older woman, I feel the same way about younger men. Those older guys who are balding and flaccid and have old man smell like a fart, well, I just divorced one. Love those fresh younguns. Yep, indeedy. And there is no shortage of their looking to bed this gal.
Ryan looks good to moi, although I'd have to smell him and interview him to see if he'd make a good sex partner or not. But boy, he sure is purty.
Hugs. Mmmwah.
By Sami, on June 6, 2008 18:09:53
Abi Cornish is one of the hottest chicks on the planet. Very good upgrade from that mega-chinned freak that is Witherspoon.
By Simon Cowell, on June 6, 2008 18:09:57
Dear John,
Why, exactly, is it the natural order of things for a man to be older????????
By itis, on June 6, 2008 18:26:54
Damn he just does not seem to be into her at all. btw no one can break up a marriage, you can't break whats already broken, the other woman always takes the flack but in reality it takes two to wreak a marriage. no woman can take another womans man who does not want to be taken. if he was satisfied and happy at home he would not have stepped out. a lot of these wives are lazy b*tches who figure I already got him on lock, he ain't going anywhere just cauze they spit out a couple bratz and think they can all of a sudden coast and not take care of business. marriage is a lot of work its like a garden. Reece is over rated and so what she won an oscar, Paltrow won one for shakespear in love and she also can't act her way out of a paperbag. Reese with her big ass water head. ex hubby fine as hell though.
By NubianGoddez, on June 7, 2008 22:39:58
I had to jump in, I'm 24 and would jump over any 18 year old chick to get to a beautiful, mature older woman.
By Nick, on June 8, 2008 02:22:15
They make a nice couple. I imagine it would have been hard to keep is secret much longer...
By StarLInk, on June 8, 2008 07:59:27
I'm no body language expert, but usually it's a bad sign when you're hugging a guy and he keeps his hands in his pockets instead of hugging you BACK!
By anonymous, on June 8, 2008 11:02:16
This isn't a who's who, it's a who cares.
By anonymous, on June 8, 2008 12:09:14
I'll take an older woman any day of the week.A whole lot less drama.I have no idea who either of these two losers are.
By madmike, on June 8, 2008 13:00:23
there's a pretty good reason why she looks like a whore 19:14....
By anonymous, on June 8, 2008 15:33:30
She's teh perkyness.
By anonymous, on June 8, 2008 22:38:06
He can do SOOOOOO much better than her!!!!
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 04:19:37
abby cornish isn't better looking than reese...they BOTH look like shit.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 06:50:10
mature woman = DSL. Droopy/Saggy/Loose
Younger Chick = PFT. Perky/Firm/Tight.
Most American (non-gay)men agree. Abbie over Reese any day of the week. 'Nuff said.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 09:54:44
mature woman = DSL. Droopy/Saggy/Loose
Younger Chick = PFT. Perky/Firm/Tight.
Most American (non-gay)men agree. Abbie over Reese any day of the week. 'Nuff said.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 09:54:44
Puh-lease. Like you'd know as you are so obviously a female under 25 or a male over 30 who has never been interesting to females in your own age range.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 11:01:37
And another thing: The reason Ryan whatever is still messing around with that girl is so that he doesn't look like the completely flaming pile of horseshit that he actually is. "Oh, we're in love. Yeah, that's it. Love."
If he dumped her right away he'd be found out as just another cheating, morally bankrupt asshole. So-ha! ha!--he gets stuck with her for whatever amount of time is generally considered acceptable as qualifying for "actual relationship" status rather than "quickie affair with easy whore in closest proximity."
Lookit. You want out? Get out. Just be a grownup and leave. You get an amicable divorce (unless it's Denise Richards) and liberal custody rights. It's the way to go. Cheating is the coward's way out, and it costs you a hell of a lot of money, and, usually, your children, assuming you give a rat's ass about them in the first place. You practice in the mirror: "I don't love you anymore." Or "I'm not happy. It isn't you; it's me." "I'm gay." Whatever. Come up with something, for fuck's sake, but have the conversation, suck it up, and leave. I despise people who cheat. They're all a bunch of cowards, and the reason is this: they weren't happy to begin with, but they were too lazy and selfish and complacent to do anything about it. Like NubianGoddez pointed out, nobody can "steal" somebody who isn't ripe for the stealing. Or you go to counseling, which I think is bullshit and the last refuge of the desperate and doomed, but hey--maybe it could work. If you're past that, and want out? GET THE FUCK OUT. Be a man, Ryan Whatever. Even if you still don't look like one.
I'm basically meh about Reese, but she didn't deserve that shit. I just wish Jake weren't gay and bearding her. Or maybe he's straight and they're happy. He's awful cute. We straight women deserve Jake for our team!! He mitigates the loss of so many!
By Little Miss Sunshine, on June 9, 2008 12:36:56
Sigh. LMS is on the caffeine again.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 16:26:54
Looks like someone went to the Hulk and Linda Hogan Institute for Marriage Therapy.
By anonymous, on June 10, 2008 09:59:09
LMS, have you ever been with someone you can't ditch though? No matter WHAT you tell them? Sometimes people can't get a clingy ass to let go - then they look like they're cheating, because the tick is still telling ppl they're together.
By anonymous, on June 10, 2008 23:58:27
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