you mean her PR people planted the whole "I email Obama Story". They also make sure to point out that she reads "The Economist" which makes her really, really smart. They got's lots of big words and stuff
Scarlett, email is no longer a secure way for us to communicate. Let's use this blog that almost no one reads instead. I really liked your idea for just sitting down with Al Qaeda and see if we can't all just get along. What did you think about the idea I sent you?
Barack, my rock! How I miss you! I'm glad you liked my idea for Al Qaeda. About that idea of yours, I'm not sure I can even fit one of those in there! And if I could, how would I be able to take a picture to send you? Oh, you're so silly! I really hope you win this election thing!!
obamas wife michelle is probably called Scarlett Cracker Whitey ho about now. you know michelle hates those whiteys. I like scarlett except for the fact she is an obamanite.
Well, I guess it works. Scarlett Johansson is completely unqualified to give "advice" to a presidential candidate, and Obama is completely unqualified to be president.
Her lips look normal in one of the pictures. Why did she have to go and get those stupid over stuffed lips? They are so grosses. It looks like two slugs - slugging it out!!! If it’s not natural. Don’t fake it.
That's the problem Tom - it's all smoke and mirrors buddy. I half expect to see a dick pop out when it finally happens. Be careful what you wish for (remember Neve Campbell's flapjacks).
Every time I see that pic of Scarlett, I have a strong and powerful urge to beat myself off. That's right, I said beat myself off. Juvenile, I know.
As far as Obama replying to her e-mails, which one of us red-blooded men wouldn't? You don't think this guy isn't going to set up some tryst with ScarJo when he's the President?
I think she and ALL entertainers should stick to their day jobs. I do not care if they are Republican or Democrat. BTW, if you have seen THE OTHER BOLEYN GIRL, rent it. It is such a good movie.
the bitch is an airhead with no talent ,so stupid to think that she was getting a reply from that jack ass hahahaha she is sooooooos stupid hey scarleett piss of your "singing" sucks donkey balls
1. His wife is an elitist psycho itch-bay whom nobody likes. 2. ScarJo has a giant rack, big lips, blonde hair and is young enough to be his daughter. 3. He's in the running to be the new prez, and is lucky enough to be coming in after Dubya, so even a sucky fake like Obama seems like a great candidate. Thus, he's likely to have the Lincoln Bedroom to romp in, not to mention the Oval Office for cigar-funtime.
Nuff zed. In a few years Scarlett will give a show wearing "skin and beads," and will sing "Happy Birthday Mr. President." Then she'll be found dead in a hotel room, having "committed suicide" with one of Michelle Obama's necklaces.
Now she can be just like Marilyn Monroe! It's obvious she's been trying.
But whatever, I don't have problems with Scarlet Johannsen, and it sort of bothers me that people call her fat. I don't see anything that'd qualify her as such.
I love it. She can't figure out why a not so great looking dude with a HEINOUS looking wife would want to keep in touch with a ridiculously hot piece of ass who is rich, famous and much younger than him? She can't REALLY be that dumb can she?
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Leave Your CommentDear Scarlett,
Correction: His staffers are emailing you.
Thanks.
By anonymous, on June 16, 2008 10:33:11
well there's a good reason not to like her. she should have shut up about this.
By anonymous, on June 16, 2008 10:35:59
Look at those boobs! Insert cigar here...
By anonymous, on June 16, 2008 10:37:20
Those are paid for, aren't they? She was never that big. I guess puberty hit!
By anonymous, on June 16, 2008 10:46:21
Nice rack. Are they real ?
By anonymous, on June 16, 2008 10:53:04
you mean her PR people planted the whole "I email Obama Story". They also make sure to point out that she reads "The Economist" which makes her really, really smart. They got's lots of big words and stuff
By PK, on June 16, 2008 10:54:23
What is the story about? I can't take my eyes off her rack.
By jtg, on June 16, 2008 10:56:36
So, he's trying to fuck a big fat blonde chick. Way to perpetuate the stereotype, B-Dog.
By anonymous, on June 16, 2008 11:02:57
You'll give us all that, but no nipple? Fuckin bitch.
By anonymous, on June 16, 2008 11:49:08
Scarlett, email is no longer a secure way for us to communicate. Let's use this blog that almost no one reads instead. I really liked your idea for just sitting down with Al Qaeda and see if we can't all just get along. What did you think about the idea I sent you?
By Barack Obama, on June 16, 2008 11:55:27
Barack, my rock! How I miss you! I'm glad you liked my idea for Al Qaeda. About that idea of yours, I'm not sure I can even fit one of those in there! And if I could, how would I be able to take a picture to send you? Oh, you're so silly! I really hope you win this election thing!!
By Scarlett Johansson, on June 16, 2008 11:58:20
She's puzzled at his suggestion that she would look best in a dress. A blue dress.
By anonymous, on June 16, 2008 12:04:33
What? Did you say something? Sorry, I'll I saw were boobs.
By anonymous, on June 16, 2008 12:08:50
obamas wife michelle is probably called Scarlett Cracker Whitey ho about now. you know michelle hates those whiteys.
I like scarlett except for the fact she is an obamanite.
By anonymous, on June 16, 2008 12:44:05
Well, I guess it works. Scarlett Johansson is completely unqualified to give "advice" to a presidential candidate, and Obama is completely unqualified to be president.
By anonymous, on June 16, 2008 12:49:23
Lol, 12:49, so true, so true. Blind leading the blind, for sure.
By anonymous, on June 16, 2008 13:15:52
To:Barack.Obama@illinois.senate.gov
From:Scarj@aol.com
Dear Mr. Obama,
I've sitting here naked, playing with my breasts. Write me back if you want.
Your bff, Scarlet
(Yeah, I'd probably write back too.)
By anonymous, on June 16, 2008 13:19:52
The current President and his supporters lowered the bar A LOT when it comes to who is "qualified" to be President.
By anonymous, on June 16, 2008 13:35:15
Let's see...old guy showing early signs of dementia...that's the new candidate. The old one still in office is the worst modern president.
Let's throw stones!
By anonymous, on June 16, 2008 13:44:57
Damn, is she ever going to get naked? It's ridiculous. I'm getting tired of staring at the same old cleavage.
By Tom, on June 16, 2008 15:40:58
Do you think if it was Joe Schmo he would he would respond to a email?
By anonymous, on June 16, 2008 17:17:10
Her lips look normal in one of the pictures. Why did she have to go and get those stupid over stuffed lips? They are so grosses. It looks like two slugs - slugging it out!!!
If it’s not natural. Don’t fake it.
By anonymous, on June 16, 2008 17:53:34
That's the problem Tom - it's all smoke and mirrors buddy. I half expect to see a dick pop out when it finally happens. Be careful what you wish for (remember Neve Campbell's flapjacks).
By anonymous, on June 16, 2008 18:35:12
Every time I see that pic of Scarlett, I have a strong and powerful urge to beat myself off. That's right, I said beat myself off. Juvenile, I know.
As far as Obama replying to her e-mails, which one of us red-blooded men wouldn't? You don't think this guy isn't going to set up some tryst with ScarJo when he's the President?
By teammlr1, on June 16, 2008 19:32:38
^^^ YES
By Joe Schmo, on June 16, 2008 20:06:09
Black guys like white women. Mystery ends.
She's also scooping to be a Marylin Munroe to Obama's JFK, if you get waddamean.
By anonymous, on June 16, 2008 20:47:00
I think she and ALL entertainers should stick to their day jobs. I do not care if they are Republican or Democrat.
BTW, if you have seen THE OTHER BOLEYN GIRL, rent it. It is such a good movie.
By Mary Boleyn., on June 16, 2008 21:51:51
the bitch is an airhead with no talent ,so stupid to think that she was getting a reply from that jack ass hahahaha she is sooooooos stupid hey scarleett piss of your "singing" sucks donkey balls
By scarlett j is stupid, on June 16, 2008 22:38:18
Lessee, why would he do that?
1. His wife is an elitist psycho itch-bay whom nobody likes.
2. ScarJo has a giant rack, big lips, blonde hair and is young enough to be his daughter.
3. He's in the running to be the new prez, and is lucky enough to be coming in after Dubya, so even a sucky fake like Obama seems like a great candidate. Thus, he's likely to have the Lincoln Bedroom to romp in, not to mention the Oval Office for cigar-funtime.
Nuff zed. In a few years Scarlett will give a show wearing "skin and beads," and will sing "Happy Birthday Mr. President." Then she'll be found dead in a hotel room, having "committed suicide" with one of Michelle Obama's necklaces.
By anonymous, on June 16, 2008 23:10:10
Dayum!
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on June 17, 2008 00:12:05
^Beat me to it.
Now she can be just like Marilyn Monroe! It's obvious she's been trying.
But whatever, I don't have problems with Scarlet Johannsen, and it sort of bothers me that people call her fat. I don't see anything that'd qualify her as such.
By Christina X, on June 17, 2008 01:39:52
I love it. She can't figure out why a not so great looking dude with a HEINOUS looking wife would want to keep in touch with a ridiculously hot piece of ass who is rich, famous and much younger than him?
She can't REALLY be that dumb can she?
By papa bear, on June 17, 2008 03:43:32
Please that is not a gigantic rack...
c cup at best
By anonymous, on June 18, 2008 09:32:38
"and it sort of bothers me that people call her fat"
um I dont think I have EVER heard her called fat...
u busy hanging out at the eating disorders clinic?
By anonymous, on June 18, 2008 09:34:41
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