Shouldn't plastic surgeons just say no to people like her when she keeps coming back to get her tits cut up and stuffed full of more bags? She doesn't even look like a human being.
In her Playboy pics you can still see scars on her nips from getting fake tits. Her natural tits were probably a lot prettier before she go them cut up like that.
When will these stupid bimbos learn that if you are going to go out and get totally wasted wear a pair of underpants and a bra. Unless she wanted her disformed nipples and weird looking snatch to be seen. Dumb ass.
I'd rather be overweight with small boobs than have a pussy and tits that look like that. I think there are some "fatties" feeling pretty good about themselves on this site today. :-D
Typical hollywierd hanger on attention whore. Looks like she learned this well from pearASS SMELLton & SLUTney spears. She's a total disgusting waste as a human being, and is not even the slightest bit attractive. Any more facial plastic surgery, and you'll be able to bounce coins off her face...
You are absolutely correct! No one's pussy is as perfect as the airbrushed wonders in Playboy. Magazines like that damage guys because it convinces them that imaginary perfect vaginas exist and then when they actually see a real pussy, they are disgusted by it. Geez. Then again, if these airbrush pussy obsessed guys could actually see a real vagina, then they wouldn't need to whack to airbrushed ones in Playboy.
As for Shauna's yucky snatch, I got 1 word for ya: PANTIES!!
@ anon 12:52, I know. I live in San Francisco and there are millions of Asian girls here who try to "look white" and look like fucking idiots because they try so hard. They're so insecure and competitive with white girls it's sad. The Asian guys with Dragonball Z hair in their ricer cars are funnier though.
You are absolutely correct! No one's pussy is as perfect as the airbrushed wonders in Playboy. Magazines like that damage guys because it convinces them that imaginary perfect vaginas exist and then when they actually see a real pussy, they are disgusted by it. Geez. Then again, if these airbrush pussy obsessed guys could actually see a real vagina, then they wouldn't need to whack to airbrushed ones in Playboy.
As for Shauna's yucky snatch, I got 1 word for ya: PANTIES!!
---------------------------------------------- Look ladies, just because your gnasty gash might not look perfect doesn't mean that perfect looking pussies don't exist. Try not to let your insecurites about your own body influence common sense. Seriously, there are MILLIONS of gorgeous women out there and do you seriously think that they all have roast beef in their panties? Of course not.
Read the fucking context before you rag on someone's comment you idiot. Did that really read as jealousy to you???? You're as stupid as your fucking comment.
hey i like ashleys posts too, mostly :P As for bitter bettie, what the hell are you talking about? the only vag's i see that look like that are in hollywood. thats one fucked up cooze. mine certainly doesnt look like that, mines purty. and im definatly a real woman. oh you must of meant real, as in real expensive trans op surgery.
maybe she just had sex? sometimes your labia/clit can look like "stretched after taking a banging and then they bounce right back - well if you're young. That's why people have hair down there anyway, to make it look good...when you get older and start having sex your vagina wont look like it did at 10. so please. give me a break. but, i agree, she should look in the mirror and realise that she has done a disservice to her face and body.
I'm 34 and my pussy looks exactly like it did after I hit puberty back in my "tween" years. I have a 3 year old child and a 6 year old child. My pussy still looks nothing like Shauna's. I don't have inner labia that hang out and sag beyond my outer labia. NIKKI has no idea what she's talking about.
"may look stretched" is waaay different than what is going on down there. Look up labiaplasty and you'll see what some women are born with. Her long lips just seem to not bother her.
PS Ladies who do have roast beef-looking lips: as long as your pussy is tight and doesn't smell rank, a guy couldn't give two shits what your labia look like.
Hey I do have an idea what I am talking about. I didnt generalise and single out your pussy now did I miss annon? NO. I simply posed a question to the forum. So what you had two kids? YOU CANNOT tell me your vagina looks like it did at 10? Nor can you tell me you look at it and it looks it did when you were 21? So, my point? Vaginas are resilient. there. i said it. now come suck on my juicy labias. LOL (the last part was a joke so don't go getting your labias in a bunch)...
I feel so sorry for her daughters having this as their example. My mom used to embarass me when she wore sweatpants to pick me up from school...I love you mom!
I feel so sorry for her daughters having this as their example. My mom used to embarass me when she wore sweatpants to pick me up from school...I love you mom!
I googled Shauna Sands to find some pics when she was younger. Even back then her tits looked like two wads of salt-water taffy. She must have some kind of super pussy,... you know, that kind that squirt you in the eye after a good thrashin'? Otherwise I can't see what Lorenzo Llamas saw in this shit. Egads!!?!
Some of the funniest comments ever to be found on this site! I think Shauna has inspired a new word for the Urban dictionary: "Mutitilate" - = a boob job botched so badly that they bear little or no resemblance to breasts. "Mutits" may induce vomiting from unsuspecting blog readers. Absolutely pathetic what people will pay for in this world.
Hey,airburshed 12 years in Playboy, she looked good. Now she is way too thin and too plastic and has too much makeup and she looks hard or like a man in drag.These women do not get it but their look is outdated for their age and thin to the bone with muscle is ugly, manish. That hanging vagina, GROSS. That pasted or velcro on nipple, illl!!! She divorced Lorenzo and remarried someone else who was a waste and that person is battling her for divorce$$4 dollars. Those shoes, hookerville. That is all she wears. How honestly cna she walk esp. on broken pavement and not fall down. ALSO, LOOK at THE GUY,....apparently he was trying to stop her drunk ass from getting out of the car. She slid over him determined to get out.
"PS Ladies who do have roast beef-looking lips: as long as your pussy is tight and doesn't smell rank, a guy couldn't give two shits what your labia look like.
By Alicia, on June 9, 2008 16:02:23"
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WRONG. Men do care and sloppy pussies like yours are smelly because odor and bacteria get trapped in all the folds of your labia, and they're ugly to look at, sorry no offense.
Funny how no one has mentioned the fact that not all penises look the same, are shaped the same, are the same size, and angled the same, or are the same color. Just like eyes, hair, hands, feet, ears, faces, and yes, penises, vaginas and their labia come in all shapes and sizes. There's no way that a vagina "should" look like. You may have a preference, but that is not to be confused with disfigurement. So the next time you make fun of a "roast beef pussy," maybe you should look down at your right-angle cock. Or your unibrow. or whatever it is that you may have that doesn't look how it's "supposed" to. And don't pretend like you don't have one. We all do.
pussy should not look like a beef sandwich, on June 9, 2008 18:59:37,
I take exception to your statement about smell. My vag is ugly, I agree whole heartedly, and if I could afford surgery i'd get it no question, but it does not smell bad. Stank vaginas are the result of poor hygene and certain STI's.
I know men that like "roast beef pussy" alot because they have more to play with. As for dicks, the one I find ugly is the dick with it's head smaller than the shaft. It's like the head could not handle it.
To all of you guys , who think her vagina is gross because of the large labia- you have netiher idea what a normal vagina looks like,nor have u ever seen a real vagina. Her labia is as normal,as a labia can be, and just for your information-there is not only one specific way a vagina should look like.Every woman is different,and so is her labia too. and if one guy finds large minor labia discusting,another can find it attractive. for the curious: http://www.geocities.com/female_genital_anatomy/fga/fgafrndx.html
now take a look and understand once and for all- large labia is normal and does not depend on "having kids","early sexual activity",or" banging every possible cock i can". it is just a pussy,like every other pussy.
ALL VAGINAS LOOK DIFFERENT. Some look like beef sandwiches. Some don't. But if you happen to be one of the ones with a disgusting pussy, don't attack other people in a jealous rage. Bitter Bettie.
As for the pictured bitch, how can you fuck that thing and not throw up on her face?
"Funny how no one has mentioned the fact that not all penises look the same"
That's because we're looking at pictures of a vagina and a tit. Not a penis. Take your life lessons to a site that isn't constructed around bashing retarded celebrities.
This whore is absolutely disgusting. And those tits...don't get me started about those tits. This hollywood trend of "let me show you my tits and/or pussy to get attention" is absolutely disgusting; how proud her kids must be to see their mom show off her pussy & tits to get her name in the tabloids. I can't even begin to think about how low this woman's self esteem is. She's just as skanky as they come, and seeing her makes me physically ill.
I am beginning to feel sorry for this woman. She does have very low self esteem to constantly dress like a cheap sex doll and parade around like a female dog in heat. Poor thing, really! Money apparently can't buy class or high self esteem.
Is there not one dude in this thread who doesn't have serious vagina issues? Good god, people. As long as things are tidy down there, I could care less if you have lips like Steven Tyler. Girly bits are good, no matter what they look like. Women, be comfortable with your stuff. Men, stop being such retards and believing that porn is real.
Yeah. Ladies and gents: Take it from someone who knows. I have worked in the adult industry as a photographer & videographer for the past 11 years, and I have seen -hundreds- of "snatches" up close and super-personal. Perhaps it's a bad cross-section since the adult industry typically attracts women who are pretty 'down there' to begin with (and I said 'typically', not 'always), but only about 10% of the ones I have seen are like Shauna's, where the inner labia hang out further than the outer labia -that much-. Most I have seen are tucked away pretty nicely, and very symmetrical. Ladies, please don't close-mindedly think that EVERY vagina in the world looks exactly like yours.
OMG?! THATS A NIPPLE? and how did she get her vag to actually hang down like that? I thought only old man balls did that. Seriously, the "nipple"...how is it folded over like that? WOW!
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Leave Your Commentnot sure i'll ever eat pastrami again...
By bef curtain, on June 9, 2008 10:25:39
I hate it when they deliver the pizza and the pepperoni is all slopped off to the side...
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 10:28:15
Frankentitties and Frankenpussy. What a tranny.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 10:33:06
oh my god - what is wrong with her melting pancake nipple? how does it get like that so i know never to do it?
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 10:36:35
I know girls who have pussies like that can't help it, but I am SO glad mine doesn't look like that.
By thank you, God, on June 9, 2008 10:38:11
I'm suddenly hungry for House of Pancakes
By turd, on June 9, 2008 10:39:01
Classy lady. I hope her kids are proud of her.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 10:39:24
Well, she's still richer than me.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 10:39:41
She's even got green-ish hair to go with her Frankentranny, 10:33.
That's a whole lotta ugly for a Monday.
By Vigilante, on June 9, 2008 10:39:54
Was she drunk? Why did she feel the need to climb over that guy? Isn't she a mother to like THREE daughters? My head hurts. My eyes burn.
By Willa Dodge, on June 9, 2008 10:40:31
Fitting that her "date" has about $6.00 in his hand.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 10:41:53
Is her uterus trying to run away?
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 10:43:04
Reminds me of this time I lived in a renovated building that had a deli on the first floor and an IHOP upstairs.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 10:43:27
"Well, she's still richer than me."
LMFAO you're jealous of a $6.00 whore? How sad!
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 10:44:11
Holy smokes, it looks like she has a dead Portuguese Man-O-War between her legs. Everybody out of the water!
By J-Bird, on June 9, 2008 10:44:53
Yeah that greenish yellow hair is pretty. Is her stylist Britney Spears?
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 10:46:17
WTF did her kids chew their way out?
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 10:48:02
i got wood
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 10:50:08
WTF? They shouldn't sag that much that fast. Is she some kind of new superhero called "Elasti-boob?
By jtg, on June 9, 2008 10:53:04
what the hell is wrong with her vagina?
What normal human being climbs over someone to get out of a car? Was there something wrong with the passenger door? wtf
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 10:55:29
I'm thinking Arby's.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 10:55:35
Shouldn't plastic surgeons just say no to people like her when she keeps coming back to get her tits cut up and stuffed full of more bags? She doesn't even look like a human being.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 10:56:24
I wonder if her snail pussy left a slime trail on that guy's jeans.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 10:57:45
So nasty! I am udderly (ha) speechless...
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 11:02:36
WTF did her kids chew their way out?
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 10:48:02
Nice!!!
By JMR, on June 9, 2008 11:06:02
It looks like someone pulled a string and her vagina came loose. Those beef curtains are threadbare.
By Ashley, on June 9, 2008 11:07:02
Some things age well, like fine wine, a classic Parmasean, Gary Coleman, etc.
Sauna honey, you ain't a Gary Coleman
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 11:09:34
Some things age well, like fine wine, a classic Parmasean, Gary Coleman, etc.
Sauna honey, you ain't a Gary Coleman
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 11:09:37
I threw up a lil after I shoved a pencil in my eye
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 11:10:13
I know Playboy airbrushes their pictures, but they must have used a power washer on Shauna. No way a girl gets this gross that fast.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 11:17:27
That be one ugly tit. What's under that shirt mudflaps ?
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 11:17:38
I was just trying to sweep the crumbs off his lap.
By Shauna's Broom Pussy, on June 9, 2008 11:18:50
Ashley, you're dumb as fuck. That's what a REAL woman's vagina looks like. God, you're so fucking stupid. I hate you. Slut!
By Bitter Bettie, on June 9, 2008 11:21:29
Another classless attention whore showing off her "goods" ? Who is paying her for the upskirt shot ?
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 11:23:18
She's been to the plastic surgeon 500 times but she never asked him to make her pussy not look like something served at a Jewish deli?
By pass the brown mustard, on June 9, 2008 11:27:25
Ashley, you're dumb as fuck. That's what a REAL woman's vagina looks like. God, you're so fucking stupid. I hate you. Slut!
By Bitter Bettie, on June 9, 2008 11:21:29
"Bitter Bettie"?? Good grief, Ashley. A pity post? Don't go there. It's just too lame.
By I call bullshit, on June 9, 2008 11:28:33
10:48 - LMFAO!
By Albatross, on June 9, 2008 11:29:21
lmao @ "Bitter Bettie"
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 11:30:03
Well, that's just fucking great. Now I have to be gay AND a vegetarian. My mom's gonna be pissed.
By Meatflap Rodriguez, on June 9, 2008 11:31:20
"i got wood"
Nice try, Shauna.
By FAIL, on June 9, 2008 11:38:34
Disgusting. Bitch needs to keep her nasty self covered.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 11:40:14
how can you be the playmate of the month of the year? wtf?
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 11:40:55
I would like some Au Jus to go with that Roast Beef.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 11:42:52
Hurray for Zoloft and the corner plastic surgery "chop-shop"!
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 11:43:30
In her Playboy pics you can still see scars on her nips from getting fake tits. Her natural tits were probably a lot prettier before she go them cut up like that.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 11:44:17
When will these stupid bimbos learn that if you are going to go out and get totally wasted wear a pair of underpants and a bra. Unless she wanted her disformed nipples and weird looking snatch to be seen. Dumb ass.
By Stupid girls, on June 9, 2008 11:46:17
I imagine her husband now becomes sexually aroused when he unwraps a sandwich.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 11:53:07
Ye Gods! Make it stop!
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 11:53:32
Did Lorenzo use a tator-mitt on her nipples during foreplay?
By Slaappy, on June 9, 2008 12:16:56
Does anyone remember her from Playboy. She used to be fucking hot. Now she looks like a bag of ass.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 12:21:17
Does anyone remember her from Playboy? She used to be fucking hot. Now she looks like a bag of ass.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 12:21:25
I like the blurred photos better.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 12:22:56
She was airbrushed in the Playboy pics. You boys need to realize none of those women look like that in real life.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 12:26:05
Some vaginal lips look like that naturally. They are weird, but not for any other reason than they developed that way.
Her tits, on the other hand, are the grossest looking fake boobs I've ever seen. It's like her areola and nipple are sliding off to one side. Yuck.
By Alicia, on June 9, 2008 12:27:36
I know it was 12 years ago, but her cans shouldn't look like Quato in "Total Recall" at 37 years old.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 12:28:23
Why all the hatin' on Ashley? I like her posts. Bitter Bettie - go suck an aspirin.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 12:28:51
I'd rather be overweight with small boobs than have a pussy and tits that look like that. I think there are some "fatties" feeling pretty good about themselves on this site today. :-D
By you'd rather fuck kelly clarkson, admit it, on June 9, 2008 12:33:22
Typical hollywierd hanger on attention whore. Looks like she learned this well from pearASS SMELLton & SLUTney spears. She's a total disgusting waste as a human being, and is not even the slightest bit attractive. Any more facial plastic surgery, and you'll be able to bounce coins off her face...
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 12:34:00
She was airbrushed in the Playboy pics. You boys need to realize none of those women look like that in real life.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 12:26:05
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You are absolutely correct! No one's pussy is as perfect as the airbrushed wonders in Playboy. Magazines like that damage guys because it convinces them that imaginary perfect vaginas exist and then when they actually see a real pussy, they are disgusted by it. Geez. Then again, if these airbrush pussy obsessed guys could actually see a real vagina, then they wouldn't need to whack to airbrushed ones in Playboy.
As for Shauna's yucky snatch, I got 1 word for ya: PANTIES!!
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 12:37:28
"No one's pussy is as perfect as the airbrushed wonders in Playboy"
Mine's pretty damn perfect ;)
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 12:51:50
LMAO @ the Asian girl with the dyed "blonde" hair. Yeah right bitch. You look ridiculous.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 12:52:07
So did she take her black panties off before or after she went in the club?
By what a whore, on June 9, 2008 12:57:52
Today's comments have been awesome but the best posts were "I'm thinking Arby's." and the "Total Recall" Quato comparison. Both brilliant!
I also love Ashley's posts because they bring out such hostility for some reason.
By Santos, on June 9, 2008 12:59:19
So did she take her black panties off before or after she went in the club?
By what a whore, on June 9, 2008 12:57:52
I think that scary snatch ate her panties.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 13:01:46
@ anon 12:52, I know. I live in San Francisco and there are millions of Asian girls here who try to "look white" and look like fucking idiots because they try so hard. They're so insecure and competitive with white girls it's sad. The Asian guys with Dragonball Z hair in their ricer cars are funnier though.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 13:04:23
she apparently tans those meat curtains
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 13:08:13
Why do so many girls think these shirts are dresses? Go put some pants on please.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 13:13:39
She was airbrushed in the Playboy pics. You boys need to realize none of those women look like that in real life.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 12:26:05
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You are absolutely correct! No one's pussy is as perfect as the airbrushed wonders in Playboy. Magazines like that damage guys because it convinces them that imaginary perfect vaginas exist and then when they actually see a real pussy, they are disgusted by it. Geez. Then again, if these airbrush pussy obsessed guys could actually see a real vagina, then they wouldn't need to whack to airbrushed ones in Playboy.
As for Shauna's yucky snatch, I got 1 word for ya: PANTIES!!
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Look ladies, just because your gnasty gash might not look perfect doesn't mean that perfect looking pussies don't exist. Try not to let your insecurites about your own body influence common sense. Seriously, there are MILLIONS of gorgeous women out there and do you seriously think that they all have roast beef in their panties? Of course not.
By GET REAL, THEY EXIST, on June 9, 2008 13:13:57
What 13:13:57 said. I've seen many types. Some of them are truly gorgeous.
By Fred, on June 9, 2008 14:06:39
wow, that's all kinds of unpleasant.
By Lonsen, on June 9, 2008 14:08:28
10:44
Read the fucking context before you rag on someone's comment you idiot. Did that really read as jealousy to you???? You're as stupid as your fucking comment.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 14:34:40
These pictures make me feel a lot better about myself. My body looks better than a Playboy Playmate's body! I never thought I'd ever feel that way.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 14:43:22
hey i like ashleys posts too, mostly :P
As for bitter bettie, what the hell are you talking about? the only vag's i see that look like that are in hollywood. thats one fucked up cooze. mine certainly doesnt look like that, mines purty. and im definatly a real woman. oh you must of meant real, as in real expensive trans op surgery.
By ladyguitarstar, on June 9, 2008 14:57:55
I want some cheeseburger, fries and supersize it please.
By toe, on June 9, 2008 14:58:00
when was the last time this chick had a meal? damn she's nasty
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 15:43:38
To all the attention whore skanks who keep posting "my pussy doesn't look like that" guess what:
NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT YOUR COOTER UNLESS YOU'RE GONNA POST PICTURES OF IT TO PROVE IT.
If I wanted to hear about some fictional vagina in Iowa, I'd read Penthouse Forum.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 15:49:54
maybe she just had sex? sometimes your labia/clit can look like "stretched after taking a banging and then they bounce right back - well if you're young. That's why people have hair down there anyway, to make it look good...when you get older and start having sex your vagina wont look like it did at 10. so please. give me a break. but, i agree, she should look in the mirror and realise that she has done a disservice to her face and body.
By NIKKI, on June 9, 2008 15:52:18
I'm 34 and my pussy looks exactly like it did after I hit puberty back in my "tween" years. I have a 3 year old child and a 6 year old child. My pussy still looks nothing like Shauna's. I don't have inner labia that hang out and sag beyond my outer labia. NIKKI has no idea what she's talking about.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 16:02:19
"may look stretched" is waaay different than what is going on down there. Look up labiaplasty and you'll see what some women are born with. Her long lips just seem to not bother her.
PS Ladies who do have roast beef-looking lips: as long as your pussy is tight and doesn't smell rank, a guy couldn't give two shits what your labia look like.
By Alicia, on June 9, 2008 16:02:23
Sweet Jeebus, that nipple is FUBAR. And don't even get me started on that...thing between her legs.
By Albatross, on June 9, 2008 16:03:50
Alicia - how in the hell would you know?
By a guy, on June 9, 2008 16:06:04
Hey I do have an idea what I am talking about. I didnt generalise and single out your pussy now did I miss annon? NO. I simply posed a question to the forum. So what you had two kids? YOU CANNOT tell me your vagina looks like it did at 10? Nor can you tell me you look at it and it looks it did when you were 21? So, my point? Vaginas are resilient. there. i said it. now come suck on my juicy labias. LOL (the last part was a joke so don't go getting your labias in a bunch)...
By NIKKI, on June 9, 2008 16:12:23
Because I ASK. Personally I am not that unfortunate but I ask my guy friends.
That's how in the hell I know.
By Alicia, on June 9, 2008 16:16:14
It looks like here yolks broke.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 16:21:16
I don't know what's more offensive--her frankentit, her nasty rotten pussy, or her bleach-blonde gook friend.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 16:30:23
I feel so sorry for her daughters having this as their example. My mom used to embarass me when she wore sweatpants to pick me up from school...I love you mom!
By dana, on June 9, 2008 17:18:31
I feel so sorry for her daughters having this as their example. My mom used to embarass me when she wore sweatpants to pick me up from school...I love you mom!
By dana, on June 9, 2008 17:19:48
I googled Shauna Sands to find some pics when she was younger. Even back then her tits looked like two wads of salt-water taffy. She must have some kind of super pussy,... you know, that kind that squirt you in the eye after a good thrashin'? Otherwise I can't see what Lorenzo Llamas saw in this shit. Egads!!?!
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on June 9, 2008 18:15:14
Some of the funniest comments ever to be found on this site! I think Shauna has inspired a new word for the Urban dictionary: "Mutitilate" - = a boob job botched so badly that they bear little or no resemblance to breasts. "Mutits" may induce vomiting from unsuspecting blog readers. Absolutely pathetic what people will pay for in this world.
By radish snapper, on June 9, 2008 18:15:19
2 trannies on the street selling 6 dollar blowjobs.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 18:41:42
Hey,airburshed 12 years in Playboy, she looked good. Now she is way too thin and too plastic and has too much makeup and she looks hard or like a man in drag.These women do not get it but their look is outdated for their age and thin to the bone with muscle is ugly, manish. That hanging vagina, GROSS. That pasted or velcro on nipple, illl!!! She divorced Lorenzo and remarried someone else who was a waste and that person is battling her for divorce$$4 dollars. Those shoes, hookerville. That is all she wears. How honestly cna she walk esp. on broken pavement and not fall down. ALSO, LOOK at THE GUY,....apparently he was trying to stop her drunk ass from getting out of the car. She slid over him determined to get out.
By Hang up, on June 9, 2008 18:46:30
"PS Ladies who do have roast beef-looking lips: as long as your pussy is tight and doesn't smell rank, a guy couldn't give two shits what your labia look like.
By Alicia, on June 9, 2008 16:02:23"
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WRONG. Men do care and sloppy pussies like yours are smelly because odor and bacteria get trapped in all the folds of your labia, and they're ugly to look at, sorry no offense.
By pussy should not look like a beef sandwich, on June 9, 2008 18:59:37
I think we should talk about my mom again and how much I love her.
By dana, on June 9, 2008 19:02:47
DISGUSTING!!!
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 19:22:26
Funny how no one has mentioned the fact that not all penises look the same, are shaped the same, are the same size, and angled the same, or are the same color. Just like eyes, hair, hands, feet, ears, faces, and yes, penises, vaginas and their labia come in all shapes and sizes. There's no way that a vagina "should" look like. You may have a preference, but that is not to be confused with disfigurement. So the next time you make fun of a "roast beef pussy," maybe you should look down at your right-angle cock. Or your unibrow. or whatever it is that you may have that doesn't look how it's "supposed" to. And don't pretend like you don't have one. We all do.
By Cameron, on June 9, 2008 20:25:22
To quote George Lopez (when he spoke of Britney Spears' crotch horror), "Now I have to sue her because I can't go to Quizno's."
By anonymous, on June 9, 2008 20:46:31
pussy should not look like a beef sandwich, on June 9, 2008 18:59:37,
I take exception to your statement about smell. My vag is ugly, I agree whole heartedly, and if I could afford surgery i'd get it no question, but it does not smell bad.
Stank vaginas are the result of poor hygene and certain STI's.
By anonymous, on June 10, 2008 00:59:05
I know men that like "roast beef pussy" alot because they have more to play with. As for dicks, the one I find ugly is the dick with it's head smaller than the shaft. It's like the head could not handle it.
By Toe, on June 10, 2008 04:43:32
To all of you guys , who think her vagina is gross because of the large labia- you have netiher idea what a normal vagina looks like,nor have u ever seen a real vagina. Her labia is as normal,as a labia can be, and just for your information-there is not only one specific way a vagina should look like.Every woman is different,and so is her labia too. and if one guy finds large minor labia discusting,another can find it attractive. for the curious: http://www.geocities.com/female_genital_anatomy/fga/fgafrndx.html
now take a look and understand once and for all- large labia is normal and does not depend on "having kids","early sexual activity",or" banging every possible cock i can". it is just a pussy,like every other pussy.
By JessicaS, on June 10, 2008 04:50:48
ALL VAGINAS LOOK DIFFERENT.
Some look like beef sandwiches.
Some don't.
But if you happen to be one of the ones with a disgusting pussy, don't attack other people in a jealous rage. Bitter Bettie.
As for the pictured bitch, how can you fuck that thing and not throw up on her face?
By anonymous, on June 10, 2008 06:50:15
I love her long labia minoria!!
By John, on June 10, 2008 07:55:52
And you all say Brit's looked bad?? HA!!!
O.k., Britney's looks bad.
By anonymous, on June 10, 2008 08:03:39
"Funny how no one has mentioned the fact that not all penises look the same"
That's because we're looking at pictures of a vagina and a tit. Not a penis. Take your life lessons to a site that isn't constructed around bashing retarded celebrities.
By anonymous, on June 10, 2008 08:12:56
"Holy Skankies batman, shes got bat wings! To the skank cave!"
By anonymous, on June 10, 2008 11:00:44
This whore is absolutely disgusting. And those tits...don't get me started about those tits. This hollywood trend of "let me show you my tits and/or pussy to get attention" is absolutely disgusting; how proud her kids must be to see their mom show off her pussy & tits to get her name in the tabloids. I can't even begin to think about how low this woman's self esteem is. She's just as skanky as they come, and seeing her makes me physically ill.
By anonymous, on June 10, 2008 11:18:24
hey dana,
lets talk about your mom, so why do you love her so much?
By ladyguitarstar, on June 10, 2008 12:33:56
I am beginning to feel sorry for this woman. She does have very low self esteem to constantly dress like a cheap sex doll and parade around like a female dog in heat. Poor thing, really! Money apparently can't buy class or high self esteem.
By anonymous, on June 10, 2008 13:03:41
Is there not one dude in this thread who doesn't have serious vagina issues? Good god, people. As long as things are tidy down there, I could care less if you have lips like Steven Tyler. Girly bits are good, no matter what they look like. Women, be comfortable with your stuff. Men, stop being such retards and believing that porn is real.
By anonymous, on June 10, 2008 13:19:55
Ya, her nipples are a little off,...BUT WTH is wrong with that PUSSY....IT"S awesome,...great job as usual.
By Ross, on June 10, 2008 14:16:32
the guys complaining about BIG inner PUSSY lips are the ones that get no pussy. go on masturbating you virgins.
wanna tell me you won´t do a beautiful girl since she has big inner lips?!!!
ladies, let´s talk about bias penises and different sized testicles...
By sexynadja , on June 10, 2008 15:21:15
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK
By anonymous, on June 10, 2008 19:44:21
As part of the divorce from Lorenzo, couldn't her lawyer have negotiated ONE OUNCE of muscle tone for her?
By damnstraight, on June 10, 2008 20:08:33
Yeah. Ladies and gents: Take it from someone who knows. I have worked in the adult industry as a photographer & videographer for the past 11 years, and I have seen -hundreds- of "snatches" up close and super-personal. Perhaps it's a bad cross-section since the adult industry typically attracts women who are pretty 'down there' to begin with (and I said 'typically', not 'always), but only about 10% of the ones I have seen are like Shauna's, where the inner labia hang out further than the outer labia -that much-. Most I have seen are tucked away pretty nicely, and very symmetrical. Ladies, please don't close-mindedly think that EVERY vagina in the world looks exactly like yours.
By anonymous, on June 10, 2008 20:18:09
^ Most of them do labiaplasty before working in the adult industry. Just go ask. No one is perfect.
By ano.., on June 11, 2008 08:53:56
What a nice example she is setting for her kids. She should be ashamed of herself showing that foul old cooter and deformed tit.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 10:19:42
OMG?! THATS A NIPPLE? and how did she get her vag to actually hang down like that? I thought only old man balls did that. Seriously, the "nipple"...how is it folded over like that? WOW!
By SBamazedANDdisgusted, on June 11, 2008 13:13:42
i think jessicaS has roastbeef poon! Gettin a little testy arent we jess?
By ladyguitarstar, on June 11, 2008 14:36:01
Just got a hankerin for steamed pork Chinese dumplings.
By velvethead, on June 11, 2008 18:27:31
Her kids must be so proud
By anonymous, on June 12, 2008 08:14:52
OMG her boobs look terrible...WTF why is her nipple all hanging to the side and it looks HUGE. That is just nasty.
By indygirl , on June 12, 2008 12:11:25
she needs a labia tuck!
By anonymous, on June 14, 2008 23:17:08
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