Tila Tequila is a Fragile Artifact

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  1. I think she's cute. Her implants and tats are trashy as hell though.

    By Willa Dodge, on June 17, 2008 17:03:17

  2. Not cute at all, but I agree with her being trashy.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 17:06:24

  3. Not cute at all, but I agree with her being trashy.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 17:06:40

  4. If her history teacher also was the football coach, there was no need to see her strip - he had seen plenty of cocks in the locker room already.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 17:10:23

  5. Wait! I think I saw her yesterday. She does refill the trays at China King Buffet, right?

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 17:10:56

  6. She is a piece of crap. She about as sexy as two flies fucking.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 17:19:42

  7. I know the whole catch of her show is supposed to be that people are going to be shocked as she "pushes the envelope" and reveals that she's bi and dates both men and women on national television, but....is being bisexual really all that shocking and taboo anymore? Maybe I'm just realllllly open minded, but at no point was I astonished at the concept of her show. Yet she acts like she is a revolutionary. Oh my god, Tila, YOU made gay marriage possible?! And all it took was an Asian hooker's shitty reality show?!
    < /rant>

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 17:34:46

  8. Who??

    Who the hell is this little trashy whore?? Inviting your teacher to the strip joint to watch you strip??? Only a true skank would make that up and think it's sexy!

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 17:37:28

  9. "They can suck my dick."

    ...okay.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 17:53:12

  10. you found Paris Hilton's Chiuhuahua !!!!!

    By Chiwahwah Rewards, on June 17, 2008 17:55:45

  11. Only the klassiest broads tell people to suck their penii. That Tila Tekillya is real klassy, all right. I'd sure like to take her home to meet my mom and dad. Hopefully she'll show them that neat pickle trick!!! That's like science or something!!!

    By unimpressed with this half-deflated moldy blow up doll, on June 17, 2008 17:59:06

  12. She ought to be careful.....if she pushes her fake tits together any harder they're gonna explode!

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 18:06:37

  13. You said it best in the last Tila post...Viet Cong hooker.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 18:25:11

  14. I'm Black, but I'm not a thug and I like King magazine. The person who wrote this article is just a fuckin' moron. For the record, Tila is one ugly ass bitch.

    By Your Mother, on June 17, 2008 18:27:39

  15. "The person who wrote this article is just a fuckin' moron."

    - As opposed to the rocket scientists who read King magazine.

    By MIT, on June 17, 2008 18:42:41

  16. "I'm Black, but I'm not a thug and I like King magazine."

    Get a job, do everything Bill Cosby already said and vote for me, and vote for me (after you vote for me you won't need to work anymore, trust me, just vote for me, mkay?).

    - Barack H. Obama

    By Barack Hussein Obama 2008, on June 17, 2008 18:49:49

  17. What a delusional slut. Who the fuck cares what this vietcong hooker says? Especially one who lies for a living (she's been in a hetero relationship for the past 6 years). She's a lying, cocksucking vietcong whore, and she suck MY dick. Fucking cunt...

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 19:14:22

  18. I love it when women try SO hard to be sex-hay! This twat couldn't be sexy if she tried. Nice fake titties & dumbass tatoos, by the way...

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 19:15:29

  19. I actually think this chick is pretty hot. I also think she should really just keep her big mouth shut. I know she thinks she's being sexy making up these stories, but she's not. She really needs to keep quite and get naked.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 19:48:00

  20. ^ you're dumb and don't know how to spell. do you live in atlanta?

    By juss asskin', on June 17, 2008 19:55:16

  21. "She really needs to keep quite and get naked."
    ============
    She's already gotten naked, but how does she "keep quite" and what is that?

    By Your Mother, on June 17, 2008 19:59:02

  22. AHA! It's confirmed, (s)he really is a fucking tranny!
    Suck your own dick you stupid fucking bitch!

    By I knew it!!!, on June 17, 2008 20:32:02

  23. Todd are comments like the one you made about being black really necessary? In the bigger scheme of things is it really that serious that you need to insult another race? This is just a gossip blog, no need for race baiting.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 21:55:12

  24. ^ You're so racist that you don't even know who writes their articles before you cry racism for no reason.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 21:55:12 is a moron, on June 17, 2008 22:04:20

  25. She is a total fake whore, her claim to fame, pretending to be bi and messing with the emotions of people, what a piece of crap.

    By THE PUNISHER, on June 17, 2008 23:21:37

  26. Tila TWATqila is very talented. She has just written her show's theme song...

    Ooh, me so horny,
    Ooh, me so horny,
    Ooh, me so horny,
    Me love you long time.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 23:30:51

  27. Why the hell, must race be excluded from the bashing? This site bashes religions, people, races (All of them), politics and pretty much everything.

    IF you can't take the heat, get off the damn internet!!!

    By NickDB, on June 18, 2008 01:10:44

  28. I'm not black or a thug and I've read King magazine.

    By anonymous, on June 18, 2008 03:20:56

  29. She has no talent so the only way she can generate interest in herself is to say things like this. Any one ever hear her appearance on the Dr. Drew show? She has all of the classic signs of a molested child who seeks chaos as an adult. Issues issues issues...and she has no idea how obvious she is about it.

    By anonymous, on June 18, 2008 03:21:43

  30. sometimes i feel as if Im stranded on an island because i try to stay informed on important and unimportant things but it seems alot of people on here i have no idea who the hell they are..

    By madmike, on June 18, 2008 04:44:01

  31. Man, she does look like an alien

    By anonymous, on June 18, 2008 05:05:39

  32. Even the nerds from "Revenge of the Nerds" would pass on her. *NO ONE* is -that- desperate

    By jtg, on June 18, 2008 05:11:55

  33. Why is her left breast so badly photoshopped? The edge of her top is a really rough job with the cloning stamp.

    By creamandblack, on June 18, 2008 05:21:31

  34. "You're so racist that you don't even know who writes their articles before you cry racism for no reason".

    No I'm not racist. It just means I didn't see Jenny's name at the botoom of the post. Get it, boy?

    By anonymous, on June 18, 2008 05:43:57

  35. "- As opposed to the rocket scientists who read King magazine."

    Shut the fuck up.

    By Your Mother, on June 18, 2008 05:54:22

  36. Are those zits or freckles? I can't imagine what her twat and ass look like. I'm thinking lunar landing.

    By anonymous, on June 18, 2008 06:29:40

  37. She didn't say 'black' she said 'black thugs' you morons. And Jenny wrote it, not Todd.
    Obviously all of the people whining about the black comment zeroed in on it and skipped the rest. Typical.

    By stef, on June 18, 2008 06:35:52

  38. 21:55:12 - I fucking hate people like you. You cry racism at every little comment that doesn't include a minority in a positive light because you're too fucking stupid to discern racism from a harmless comment. The writer of this article didn't throw bricks through a black person's window or set their house on fire. That's racism. You're an idiot. Go back to weeping silently in your mother's basement as you fill in coloring books.

    On topic: Tila Tequila is a slut, and no one but her delusional drug-induced money-baited potential customers have a vaguely positive opinion about her. She's a trashy attention whore.

    By anonymous, on June 18, 2008 06:50:03

  39. Being from Detroit, I'm offended by this article...
    ;)

    By In the D, on June 18, 2008 06:52:04

  40. always knew she had a dick.

    ^lets hear it for race (mastur)baiting!

    By anonymous, on June 18, 2008 07:06:01

  41. "Shut the fuck up."

    Yeah, way to help the whole "I'm not a thug" claim.

    Behave yourself. Contribute something positive to the country for once.

    By anonymous, on June 18, 2008 08:47:46

  42. You'd think with all those basements filling up with water in the Midwest that there'd be less idiots posting here...

    By Mom bought me an inflatable bed, on June 18, 2008 09:15:26

  43. Tila Tequila, the MTV execs who produce her shitty show, and anyone who watches that shitty show need to be put to death immediately.

    By anonymous, on June 18, 2008 09:19:27

  44. Probably a cocksucking white boy wrote this shit.

    By anonymous, on June 18, 2008 10:11:10

  45. Call a woman a "cheap whore," "Viet Cong Whore," "twat," "delusional slut," and "cunt?"

    Okey dokey!

    Refer to the readers of a black-owned, black-written magazine about mostly black celebrities and black culture as "black thugs?"

    ZOMGRACISMI'MOFFENDEDFIGHTTHEPOWER!

    Look, it was a cheap joke that isn't up to the usual standards of IDLYITW, but the writers here can't knock 100% of them out of the park. If you're going to be offended at the black jokes, you damned sure better follow it up with the raging misogyny around here, because last time I checked black women were still women.

    And while we're at it, can we stop getting all indignant about King. It's lowbrow trash, just like all the "white" magazines that aim at frat guys. It's Maxim for 20-something urban guys who like booty and hip-hop and not skinny chicks and college rock. Pretending that it's anything else is just being outraged for the sake of it.

    By Ranty Ranterson, on June 18, 2008 10:36:38

  46. yo yo YO!!! WHY YOU GOTTA SAY THAT ABOUT KING MAGAZINE!!!??!!

    King Magazine is FINE LITERATURE motherfuckas!! And I live in Detroit and have family in the A-T-L so DONT BE HATIN!!!

    I am NOT A THUG...if anyone calls me a thug again THERE GONNA BE CONSEQUENCES UP IN HERE!!!

    Y'all is racist. Open you're minds and stop being ignorant. Expand you're education, and respect you're naybors.

    By Blingy Washington, on June 18, 2008 10:37:52

  47. I thought the whole post was hilarious. It seems like it's OK for IDLYITW to crack jokes about every single race and religion, but as soon as one of the writers dares to crack jokes about any black person or anything related to black culture the fuckin NAACP and the ACLU are all over them. Get a sense of humor and lighten the fuck up.

    By anonymous, on June 18, 2008 10:41:45

  48. I don't know any normal black people who aren't dressed from head to toe in ugly shit like FUBU and Rocawear or whatever who read King magazine. I think the author's description of its readers are pretty on point.

    By anonymous, on June 18, 2008 10:47:32

  49. "Pack up your dick and fly home to Planet Fail. "

    Haha, I love this website

    By Lonsen, on June 18, 2008 10:49:29

  50. i just farted

    By light a match, on June 18, 2008 10:57:22

  51. ONE REQUEST webmaster don't ever post pictures or articles about this ugly disgusting pile of shit ,the bitch is boring she is a waste of time there are other usless skanks who are more interesting then her so come on no more tila shitquila

    By damn she is beyond ugly, on June 18, 2008 11:21:04

  52. bitch puts shame the the Asian community.

    By anonymous, on June 18, 2008 11:28:52

  53. "bitch puts shame the the Asian community."

    Sort of like competitive eating contests.

    By anonymous, on June 18, 2008 12:05:25

  54. She's not even a hot mess! She's just a mess. Hopefully the male fascination of Tranny look a like plastic women who are complete idiots will come to a stop. This can not be pretty in the morning. Jesus take a cold hard long look @ Brittany - no amount of plastic parts, hair extensions and money can make that look appearling.

    Not cute at all, but I agree with her being trashy.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 17:06:24

    By anonymous, on June 18, 2008 12:53:14

  55. "Yeah, way to help the whole "I'm not a thug" claim.

    Behave yourself. Contribute something positive to the country for once."

    Okay, and while I'm at it, you can go fuck yourself.

    By Your Mother, on June 18, 2008 13:12:53

  56. LeRoy! Stop fooling around on the internet and empty out the grease traps. After that, stay on register #2. And for the love of god, be polite to the customers! You people are horrible with that for whatever reason.

    By Your Mother's Shift Manager, on June 18, 2008 13:16:41

  57. I'd fuck her if I were desperate...for a STD.

    By anonymous, on June 18, 2008 13:26:50

  58. Hey! I'm from Atlanta and I've never even heard of that Mag. I know this is black Hollywood, but we're not all thug garbage.
    As for that alien 3 cock garage. Her vag is so huge we're probably all in it right now.

    By Rinni, on June 18, 2008 14:28:41

  59. This stupid whore's attempting SO HARD to get attention just reinforces the thought in my mind that she's totally irrelevant.

    By anonymous, on June 18, 2008 15:06:07

  60. Tila TWATqila? Vietcong Hooker?

    Now that's funny...

    By anonymous, on June 18, 2008 15:08:44

  61. She's a skanky ass whore. Nothing more. Nothing less.

    By anonymous, on June 18, 2008 15:19:47

  62. ROTF hysterically @ You look like something that was recovered from the UFO wreckage at Roswell and pack up your dick and fly home to planet fail.

    and She is a piece of crap. She about as sexy as two flies fucking. By anonymous, on June 17, 2008 17:19:42

    Omg!!! I swear the headline for this tired ass broad are hysterical!!! yeah fair to say this chick is a lame and delusional as they come.

    By NubianGoddez, on June 18, 2008 16:21:14

  63. Rinni's vag comment for the win!

    By anonymous, on June 18, 2008 20:59:15

  64. Looks like a praying mantis with fake tits. What a skank. I wouldn't do her with your Daddy's dick and he blows goats. Seen better heads on lettuce.

    By Elmer Fuddpucker, on June 19, 2008 06:22:46

  65. And her talent is ..... ?

    By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 08:07:49

  66. her talent is being a worthless whore

    By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 09:08:19

  67. "LeRoy! Stop fooling around on the internet and empty out the grease traps. After that, stay on register #2. And for the love of god, be polite to the customers! You people are horrible with that for whatever reason."

    Go fuck your mother, cocksucker.

    By Your Mother, on June 19, 2008 09:36:26

  68. Looks like someone hasn't been listening to Bill Cosby...

    By anonymous, on June 19, 2008 10:22:24

  69. "Looks like someone hasn't been listening to Bill Cosby..."

    Fuck you AND Bill Cosby...Jello Pudding eatin' mothafucka.

    By Your Mother, on June 19, 2008 11:13:27

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