"Just recently, Nick Hogan helped a 22-year old retire from the Marines, and it only seems like yesterday that Brandy helped a lady across the street with her car. Thanks celebrities!"
I see Tom Hanks went to the Tom Cruise school of publicity. When your celebrity power starts slipping, publicize some stupid act of heroism. Tom Cruise had like 4 alleged acts of heroism in a a one year period. Give me a fucking break.
Not sure if this tops it, but anonymous the other day made space for someone who really wanted to get in his lane during the traffic jam. I'm pretty sure someone caught it on camera, and will post the link once I find it.
WHere do you get the correlation between Tom Hanks being nice to a bride to Nick Hogan or Brandy hurting people in car accidents? Way to reach...get a life.
How can you possibly hate on Tom Hanks? God, did I just write "hate on". The world is ending. Anyway, he did a nice thing for someone and someone decided to tell the press. End of story.
It's nice to hear some positive news for once, even if it isn't really news. At least Tom stopped what he was doing to help, when most celebrities wouldn't give a frog's fat a**. Good for you, Tom.
31 Comments:
Leave Your Comment"Just recently, Nick Hogan helped a 22-year old retire from the Marines, and it only seems like yesterday that Brandy helped a lady across the street with her car. Thanks celebrities!"
Ouch!
By dreadpiratecuervo, on June 11, 2008 08:43:50
^Yes, those are the best "acts of kindness" from celebrities.
By Toe, on June 11, 2008 08:56:47
And then Tom banged the newly wed bride during the reception.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 08:56:50
Nick Hogan is a mother fucker.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 09:08:16
Tom Hanks rocks.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 09:11:14
yes, I'm sure Jesus Christ will forgive Tom for saying that he is an urban legend because he picked up some bride's friggin' wedding dress.
I'm no theologian, but I doubt that will cut it.
By i don't like you in any way, on June 11, 2008 09:38:56
What a hero. The world is such a better place because a bride got to her wedding. YAWN!
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 10:06:24
Why are they making a sequel? didn't that movie kinda bomb?
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 10:24:34
Give yourself another pat on the back Hanks. You are Jesus Christ.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 10:25:00
I see Tom Hanks went to the Tom Cruise school of publicity. When your celebrity power starts slipping, publicize some stupid act of heroism. Tom Cruise had like 4 alleged acts of heroism in a a one year period. Give me a fucking break.
By Athina, on June 11, 2008 10:38:54
Plus, Lindsay Lohan has helped many men clear their excess semen.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 10:47:05
When he refused to go all out to save Wilson, I lost respect for him.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 10:48:09
Not sure if this tops it, but anonymous the other day made space for someone who really wanted to get in his lane during the traffic jam. I'm pretty sure someone caught it on camera, and will post the link once I find it.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 10:56:47
Don't forget Spike Lee helped set race relations back 50 years.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 10:59:49
Isn't Angels and Demons a prequel?
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 11:06:47
WHere do you get the correlation between Tom Hanks being nice to a bride to Nick Hogan or Brandy hurting people in car accidents? Way to reach...get a life.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 11:08:50
^ It's called sarcasm, you fuckin idiot. Get a sense of humor.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 11:10:14
Anon 10:48:09
Thanks, for the laugh! You just made my fucking day ...
By teammlr1, on June 11, 2008 11:20:33
10:48:09
that was hilarious...
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 11:37:58
so what jail are all you losers in??
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 12:48:26
wow. tom hanks flippin rules, ok!
By SBrules,ok!, on June 11, 2008 13:08:14
Waiting to find out what secret family he's got locked up in a cellar for the last 25 years. He's just a little to good to be true.
By Turdley McButthole, on June 11, 2008 14:02:27
How can you possibly hate on Tom Hanks? God, did I just write "hate on". The world is ending. Anyway, he did a nice thing for someone and someone decided to tell the press. End of story.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 14:40:35
Oh, and 10:48:09, that WAS hilarious. Good stuff.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 14:47:50
Yes, Angels & Demons is the prequel to DaVinci code, but DaVinci code was more popular. Angels & Demons is a much better book.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 15:10:21
It's nice to hear some positive news for once, even if it isn't really news. At least Tom stopped what he was doing to help, when most celebrities wouldn't give a frog's fat a**. Good for you, Tom.
By Allie, on June 11, 2008 17:50:34
Oh, and 10:48:09, that WAS hilarious. Good stuff.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 14:47:50
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It wasn't that fucking funny. Reel in your boner already.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 19:41:58
It was hilarious. Stop being jealous you couldn't think of anything funny to say.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2008 19:44:14
"Reel in your boner..."
Ha ha ha ha!
By Teh funny, on June 12, 2008 14:15:08
i wish people would get their facts right its a PREQUEL
By anonymous, on June 13, 2008 07:56:26
"reel in your boner" is 10x funnier than that "Wilson" crack.
but i liked the "Jesus will forgive Tom Hanks" joke best
- i don't like you in any way
By i don't like you in any way, on June 13, 2008 10:58:56
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