I've never, EVER met a home-schooled person that was well-adjusted or normal. Add Scieno to that and you have a recipe for superhuman disfunction. Nice job.
Did you see Will Smith recently on Ellen? He used Scientology jargon in it. He kept referring to the fact that he "studies" and that he likes to "study". This is a typical CO$ buzz phrase.
Many of you may say that seems innocent enough but those who have ever chatted with a $cientologist for a few hours knows their key phrases.
The Scienobots homeschool not because of health, mobility or time issues, like most do, but because regular schools don't allow blank-eyed cult proselytizing on the playground. That, and they can't restrict outside influence if their kids are *gasp* mixing with the commonfolk.
Let's face it, the Scienobot school will be basically just another little cult "studying" zone.
As for Smith, he is SUCH a Scientologist no matter what he insists. And it's a really dumb idea to associate himself publicly with them in thsi way, because his career is hot and a public association could kill it.
It's too bad, because I like some of his movies and now I can't watch them because I refuse to throw money into the Scienobot coffers.
FUCK YOU! You used to be one of my favourite entertainers and now you becoming this shit involved with this shit "religion", brainwashing yourself and other innocent people. FUUUUCK YOOUUUU.
I love the body language between Charlize and Will. She is leaning back away from him. Hopefully, she thinks $cientology is bullshit--she seems like a very smart and grounded person who would not fall for that scam.
Sucha fucken poser, Will Smith sucks ass. I remember how he used to be down to earth and now he's like one of the ass clowns in hollywood. I'm not ragging on your success but seriously, Scientology ??WTF???
What is the attraction to this Scientology? Real self actualization doesn't require expensive electrode boxes, legions of faux sailors or giving away HUGE amounts of money.
darn - now I have to boycott Wil Smith's films. That's ok - lately he's been displaying the crazies of his lover, I mean friend Cruise. They are both incapable of human emotion - it's all alien all the time. The sickest part about this is that Scientolocrap is homophobic and anti-human. Fu*k you Will.
Jason Bateman's got some body language going of his own.
"Oh my fucking GOD I so do not want to be on the same stage/planet as this cultsucking whiteyboy. Oh, please, please, won't somebody hurl a smokebomb at the stage so I can make good my escape? I mean, I hung in there with the Valerie and the <Valerie's FamilyThe Hogan Family and then my good show, my GOOD show gets cancelled, which, not for nothing, Jeffrey fucking Tambor turns out to be a Scientologist--yeah, no shit, he really is--and now look at me: spotty appearances on WTF shows like this one and the occasional cameo in a bad Ben Stiller movie or two. What did I do that was so wrong? Is it Justine's bad karma from that heinous rock 'n roll star movie she made that sucked so bad? I had no control over that shit. NONE. I might as well just kill myself right now. Hm. Charlize's outfit is kind of fucked up."
26 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI've never, EVER met a home-schooled person that was well-adjusted or normal. Add Scieno to that and you have a recipe for superhuman disfunction. Nice job.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 12:41:17
Jason Bateman...f'n YUM. So delicious.
Oh, and, uh, Scientology is the enemy, down with Scientology.
Jason Bateman...
By Ashley, on June 2, 2008 12:45:47
I'm glad Charlize was included in that post.
All I saw was blahblahScientblah CHARLIZE.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 12:54:34
Will Smith had to convert because the CO$ knows he's gay and his wife is a dyke. They're screwed if they don't support the "church" now.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 13:00:33
Charlize.
0-squirtxty in 4.5 secs
By i don't like you in any way, on June 2, 2008 13:15:49
Did you see Will Smith recently on Ellen? He used Scientology jargon in it. He kept referring to the fact that he "studies" and that he likes to "study". This is a typical CO$ buzz phrase.
Many of you may say that seems innocent enough but those who have ever chatted with a $cientologist for a few hours knows their key phrases.
I am absolutely certain that he one of the cult.
By Donkey Punch, on June 2, 2008 13:24:19
12:41:17, then you obviously haven't met many.
The Scienobots homeschool not because of health, mobility or time issues, like most do, but because regular schools don't allow blank-eyed cult proselytizing on the playground. That, and they can't restrict outside influence if their kids are *gasp* mixing with the commonfolk.
Let's face it, the Scienobot school will be basically just another little cult "studying" zone.
As for Smith, he is SUCH a Scientologist no matter what he insists. And it's a really dumb idea to associate himself publicly with them in thsi way, because his career is hot and a public association could kill it.
It's too bad, because I like some of his movies and now I can't watch them because I refuse to throw money into the Scienobot coffers.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 13:49:14
Charlize is looking yummy.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 13:54:32
FUCK YOU! You used to be one of my favourite entertainers and now you becoming this shit involved with this shit "religion", brainwashing yourself and other innocent people.
FUUUUCK YOOUUUU.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 14:00:49
Will Smith is a fucking hack.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 14:03:23
I love the body language between Charlize and Will. She is leaning back away from him. Hopefully, she thinks $cientology is bullshit--she seems like a very smart and grounded person who would not fall for that scam.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 14:36:32
I wonder why Will is afraid to say he is in that cult and Tom brags about being in it? It is no secret that will and jada are swingers.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 14:54:50
I'd take a deep hit off of Charlize's apple bong.
By Geert van Knookvaerts, on June 2, 2008 15:05:46
Oh, I love me some Jason Bateman.
I have loved me some Jason Bateman since Silver fucking Spoons!!
By JMR, on June 2, 2008 16:08:41
Sucha fucken poser, Will Smith sucks ass. I remember how he used to be down to earth and now he's like one of the ass clowns in hollywood. I'm not ragging on your success but seriously, Scientology ??WTF???
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 16:38:31
I never understood the appeal of Will Smith. His raps were juvenile at best, and his movies pander to the inane.
Regardless, for his own sake, all I could ever say to Will is this: Run, brother, and don't look back!
Scientology will do nothing but destroy his career, his family and his self-respect.
By anonymous, on June 2, 2008 16:42:25
Will Smith is the loud black person perpetuating the black stereotype.
By caption writer, on June 2, 2008 18:45:09
Scientology makes me want to throw up a little bit in my mouth. Over and over again.
I need some water...
By Jordan, on June 2, 2008 23:31:39
"I've never, EVER met a <strike>home-schooled</strike> person that was well-adjusted or normal."
-former home-schooled student. (university graduate, notary public, former-small-town citizen, current-city-dweller, engaged, employed, etc)
By Jordan Lake, on June 2, 2008 23:38:00
as long as dj jazzy jeff doesn't convert, we'll be ok.
By carlton, on June 3, 2008 09:51:57
will smith = dbag
with or without scientology
wgaf
By jada, on June 3, 2008 10:36:13
charlize --- meh
By alba, on June 3, 2008 10:42:01
What is the attraction to this Scientology? Real self actualization doesn't require expensive electrode boxes, legions of faux sailors or giving away HUGE amounts of money.
By MikeG, on June 3, 2008 21:46:42
darn - now I have to boycott Wil Smith's films. That's ok - lately he's been displaying the crazies of his lover, I mean friend Cruise. They are both incapable of human emotion - it's all alien all the time. The sickest part about this is that Scientolocrap is homophobic and anti-human. Fu*k you Will.
By LaDonna, on June 4, 2008 11:00:45
Sad, that now he is caught up in that Scientology bullshit. *burns her Fresh Prince album*
By anonymous, on June 4, 2008 17:43:36
Jason Bateman's got some body language going of his own.
"Oh my fucking GOD I so do not want to be on the same stage/planet as this cultsucking whiteyboy. Oh, please, please, won't somebody hurl a smokebomb at the stage so I can make good my escape? I mean, I hung in there with the Valerie and the <Valerie's FamilyThe Hogan Family and then my good show, my GOOD show gets cancelled, which, not for nothing, Jeffrey fucking Tambor turns out to be a Scientologist--yeah, no shit, he really is--and now look at me: spotty appearances on WTF shows like this one and the occasional cameo in a bad Ben Stiller movie or two. What did I do that was so wrong? Is it Justine's bad karma from that heinous rock 'n roll star movie she made that sucked so bad? I had no control over that shit. NONE. I might as well just kill myself right now. Hm. Charlize's outfit is kind of fucked up."
By Little Miss Sunshine, on June 5, 2008 09:36:02
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