In seemingly every interview, Kate Beckinsale talks about how great she is at sex and how her vagina is some kind of magical fairy tale world of delight and wonder, so you'd think she wouldn't have a problem with showing her bare butt in her new movie. Surprise! The Daily Mail reports:

She has a slim, toned figure that most women would die for. But Kate Beckinsale has demanded a body double for her latest film – because she "loathes" her bottom. Producers have had to hire a £1,000-a-day nude stand-in after Kate, 34, refused to bare her derriere in a shower scene. In the past the actress, who earns £3.2million for a film,...But a source on her new film Whiteout said: "Kate has a terrible self-image. She thinks she is fat and she is always complaining how certain outfits make her bottom look big. Of course, the reality is that she has the most amazing body. "The script called for her character to be filmed nude in a shower, focusing in on her bottom and thighs. Kate insisted on a double being hired. She was quite open on the set about not liking her body and said she particularly loathed her bottom and was not comfortable baring it."

I think a funny joke would be is if they pretended to hire Kelly Clarkson. And when it was time to film the scene, Kelly would drop her towel, then confetti would shoot from the ceiling and the crew would blow those cardboard whistles they give out at birthday parties, and everybody would just laugh and laugh. Then Kelly would give Kate a thumbs up as if to say "you can do it". Then Kate Beckinsale's heart would smile and she'd apologize for being so difficult and agree not to use a body double, because that day she learned how to love herself.