29 Comments:

1. I like papier mache.
   
   A-Rod. Call me.
   
   

   By Vigilante, on July 3, 2008 10:30:42

2. Alex must be desperate to be going for Madonna. Seeing the pictures, they look like ok...
   

   By Toe, on July 3, 2008 10:38:19

3. Lenny must be desperate to be going for A-Rod's mannish wife.
   Look at that picture. A-Rod is prettier than she is.

   By anonymous, on July 3, 2008 10:54:13

4. "A-Rod. Call me."
   
   Say it ain't so, V.
   
   Anyway, I don't think he's interested with you. Unless you plan on wearing a strap-on dildo and a Derek Jeter mask.

   By J-Bird, on July 3, 2008 11:00:47

5. They're both pretty gross.

   By Kate, on July 3, 2008 11:05:06

6. Strap-on...strap-on...hmmm....where did I put that strap-on?
   
   No Derek Jeter mask...will a Will Smith mask do?
   
   

   By Vigilante, on July 3, 2008 11:10:18

7. I think Lenny Kravitz has already said that he's not having an affair with her, but either way...Lenny Kravitz >>> A-Rod.

   By anonymous, on July 3, 2008 11:11:31

8. 10:54:13 I was thinking the same thing! He is much easier on the eyes than she(?) is...

   By anonymous, on July 3, 2008 11:21:28

9. A-rod is 3B. Not SS.

   By anonymous, on July 3, 2008 11:24:41

10. F*CK THE YANKEES

    By anonymous, on July 3, 2008 11:29:33

11. You know, A-Rod and Madonna make a lot of sense as a couple. He prefers muscular tranny types (look at his wife) and she has a thing for insufferable douches (Sean Penn, ect).

    By anonymous, on July 3, 2008 11:30:34

12. My God, the shoulders and lats on A-Rod's wife. . . I've seen more femininity lined up at the edge of the pool at a women's Olympic swimming event.

    By anonymous, on July 3, 2008 11:42:14

13. I bet even at her age, Madonna is still a freak-a-deak in bed. So of course A-Rod has gotten bored with the wife/kids routine so why not get some of that Kabolla action?

    By anonymous, on July 3, 2008 12:03:37

14. What are 3B and SS?
    
    Also, yeah, he loves that mannish look...Monique, the stripper in NYC he was screwing forever, was a real hardbody-man type.

    By anonymous, on July 3, 2008 12:08:27

15. Madonna? Wow, the evidence continues to pile up...

    By A-Rod's a Fag, on July 3, 2008 12:13:26

16. "I bet even at her age, Madonna is still a freak-a-deak in bed."
    
    By "freak" do you mean hideously ugly? As in a circus freak? If so, yeah, that's pretty spot on.

    By anonymous, on July 3, 2008 12:35:42

17. What are 3B and SS?
    
    
    think about it. he's a baseball player. use your brain, you can do it....

    By anonymous, on July 3, 2008 12:44:29

18. Does this mean madonna will start speaking with a latino accent?
    
    And, guys that have a thing for bodybuilder chicks: latent homos, or not? I dunno.

    By anonymous, on July 3, 2008 13:00:28

19. Alex and his wife have always had problems-- it's laughable that "friends" report the problems have started in the last 3 months.
    
    Cynthia had her 2nd baby in the wake of Alex's Strippergate scandal. Gee Cyn, I guess having another baby doesn't fix everything!

    By anonymous, on July 3, 2008 13:07:52

20. Madge is looking especially rode hard and put up wet in those pics.

    By dontwant, on July 3, 2008 14:01:52

21. That biatch is FUG! I'd rather kiss my chihuahua on the lips than put my face near hers. Oh, and nice cleavage, Cynthia.

    By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on July 3, 2008 18:33:59

22. A-rod may be prettier than his wife but i'm surprise he would cheat on her-- she look like she could give him a serious beatdown.

    By anonymous, on July 4, 2008 00:15:57

23. Yankees suck!

    By anonymous, on July 4, 2008 08:22:31

24. Don't these girls watch Maury ( Who My Baby Daddy ) when will they learn certain groups of males are not men just boys. Check out CDC site to see what all these fine young guys can give you.

    By Topper, on July 4, 2008 19:00:07

25. He plays 3rd Base, not Short stop. the puns that result from that are too numerous to mention.

    By anonymous, on July 5, 2008 09:14:44

26. A rod is a moron if he dumped that hot piece of leg for the aging, weathered "Madonna."

    By anonymous, on July 5, 2008 18:54:00

27. If Lenny is boning Cynthia why did he deny it?

    By anonymous, on July 5, 2008 18:55:04

28. It would have made more sense to read that Cynthia Rodriguez and Madonna had hooked up, not Madonna and A-Rod. Is Cynthia related to She-Hulk Jessica Biel?

    By Tania, on July 8, 2008 07:09:51

29. A-Rod's wife is an asshole. Then again so is Madonna.

    By anonymous, on July 8, 2008 12:41:23