I'm having a hard time believing this, I mean he is so f'ing hot he could totally get any 17 year old boy he wants...wait it was a girl?? Oh, now I REALLY don't believe this story.
Well...they (you know, "they") say that sexual assaults are a crime of anger, not lust, and in this case that's pretty easy to believe. I bet he blames it all on addictions, goes into rehab, and decides to dedicate his life to God...by becoming a Catholic priest.
Vigilante, I saw the video. Lovitz puffed up and screamed at him, but didn't physically do anything to him. Still, it was pretty funny watching the guy cowering beneath a furious Jon Lovitz, of all people.
This skid mark pulled this same exact shit here in Columbus about six months ago. And I mean exactly! Except of course turning and pissing on people as he wizzed. All I can say is my wet Nikes would have made it difficult for him to eat wings last weekend.
I'm surprised this is his first mug shot. He probably thought exposing the girl would be funny and that he can do anything he wants because hes a big star.
What a FUCKING DUMBASS. The sad thing is, he's so delusional that he probably thinks he's doing cutting edge comedy with this, like Andy Kaufman. Unfortunately, it's not comedy, dickface; you've been arrested for sexual assault. Ain't nothing funny about that, dickhead...
Good thing wee man was molesting lil girls cause if he would have put his wee man hands on a full grown woman uninvited she'd have beat his ass and put him in the hospital. Say it all together guys....women are people!!! You can't put your hands on other people w/ out their permission or you'll get the shit bit outta ya!
What a filthy pig. I hope he goes to jail and stays there. He's such a disgusting piece of trash I can't even look at that puke inducing picture. He is the scum of Hollywood and that's saying a lot, considering Paris/Hohan/Brandon Davis and that bunch.
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Leave Your Commenti have to scroll past this picture quickly every time i see it, he might eat my soul.
By mamadough, on July 16, 2008 14:21:24
"Arrested development" in more ways than one.
By Zen Wizard, on July 16, 2008 14:30:00
Molested a girl? Yeah, right. And Justin Timberlake totally has intercourse with Jessica Biel, as did Derek Jeter.
By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 14:32:35
I look forward to the future video of someone just laying this guy out. It WILL happen.
By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 14:37:37
I'm having a hard time believing this, I mean he is so f'ing hot he could totally get any 17 year old boy he wants...wait it was a girl?? Oh, now I REALLY don't believe this story.
By Angel a, on July 16, 2008 14:50:52
Oh that Andy! He's just being silly.
By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 14:53:40
Andy Dick is still alive? Wow.
14:37, Jon Lovitz already laid him out. In the "fisticuffs" sense. Dick deserved it, too.
How he's not dead already of a toxic overdose of something is a mystery to me.
By Vigilante, on July 16, 2008 14:59:58
Well...they (you know, "they") say that sexual assaults are a crime of anger, not lust, and in this case that's pretty easy to believe. I bet he blames it all on addictions, goes into rehab, and decides to dedicate his life to God...by becoming a Catholic priest.
By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 15:01:43
NAUGHTY NAUGHTY NAUGHTY MAN!
By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 15:17:46
That 17 year old is going to be RICH if her parents hire good lawyers.
By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 15:20:50
LMFAO.
By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 16:06:00
Vigilante, I saw the video. Lovitz puffed up and screamed at him, but didn't physically do anything to him. Still, it was pretty funny watching the guy cowering beneath a furious Jon Lovitz, of all people.
By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 16:09:38
http://i333.photobucket.com/albums/m381/rpb1984/newjoker.jpg
Just in case they need a NEW JOKER IDEA
By Lovemuscle, on July 16, 2008 16:17:18
This skid mark pulled this same exact shit here in Columbus about six months ago. And I mean exactly! Except of course turning and pissing on people as he wizzed. All I can say is my wet Nikes would have made it difficult for him to eat wings last weekend.
By humpinfrog, on July 16, 2008 16:25:30
His parents should have named him Ima.
By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 16:27:49
Maybe he can give blowjob lessons in prison.
By coolpapa, on July 16, 2008 17:18:54
ew thats dirty.
that pictures sccaaaray
By et, on July 16, 2008 17:29:19
Lock the little shit up and throw away the key. So we won't have to listen to his horrible comedy anymore.
By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 17:46:15
If only that girl had a black belt in kung fu or boxing ring experience or something.
By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 17:51:14
So, Dick was chillin' at a Buffalo Wild Wings. Maybe he was there for trivia night. Or the super cheap drinks. Regardless, he's a total fucking loser.
By teammlr1, on July 16, 2008 19:05:10
That guy is as useless as tits on a bull.
By juanbigone, on July 16, 2008 19:12:09
I'm surprised this is his first mug shot. He probably thought exposing the girl would be funny and that he can do anything he wants because hes a big star.
By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 19:52:31
He lives up to his last name.
By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 22:47:20
What a FUCKING DUMBASS. The sad thing is, he's so delusional that he probably thinks he's doing cutting edge comedy with this, like Andy Kaufman. Unfortunately, it's not comedy, dickface; you've been arrested for sexual assault. Ain't nothing funny about that, dickhead...
By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 23:32:20
His chin looks like two testicles battling to leave his face.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 03:17:17
Last I'd heard, this guy couldn't get arrested.
By dorkman, on July 17, 2008 04:14:15
Does that main pic remind anyone else of Christopher Meloni?????
By Toxic, on July 17, 2008 05:50:34
what a fucking tool. He was never funny. He will make a fine prison bitch.
By Storm, on July 17, 2008 06:18:31
Anyone else think that picture makes him look kinda like Ed Norton?
By Joe Jack Jimbo, on July 17, 2008 07:05:23
Really, 16:09? That's all he did? I had heard it was much worse.
I'll have to look for that video. I'm curious to see what a "furious" Jon Lovitz looks like.
By Vigilante, on July 17, 2008 07:06:59
he's a meanie.
By yomomma, on July 17, 2008 08:04:23
Since when did Andy Dick start looking like Robert De Niro's crazy, white trash brother?
By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 09:08:35
"Does that main pic remind anyone else of Christopher Meloni?????"
Now that's irony.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 09:45:58
http://i333.photobucket.com/albums/m381/rpb1984/newjoker.jpg
Just in case they need a NEW JOKER IDEA
By Lovemuscle, on July 16, 2008 16:17:18
72 hours in MS paint!
By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 09:52:15
The only Andy Dick story of note would be his swan dive into a wood chipper.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 10:29:30
Guys on this site like to talk about how women are just after money, but Andy Dick is one who could not be rich or famous enough.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 11:15:53
"Guys on this site like to talk about how women are just after money, but Andy Dick is one who could not be rich or famous enough."
So, you're admitting that most guys have a price? Whore.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 11:25:11
Good thing wee man was molesting lil girls cause if he would have put his wee man hands on a full grown woman uninvited she'd have beat his ass and put him in the hospital. Say it all together guys....women are people!!! You can't put your hands on other people w/ out their permission or you'll get the shit bit outta ya!
By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 13:08:12
What a dick.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 14:26:34
What a filthy pig. I hope he goes to jail and stays there. He's such a disgusting piece of trash I can't even look at that puke inducing picture. He is the scum of Hollywood and that's saying a lot, considering Paris/Hohan/Brandon Davis and that bunch.
By cut it off for him, and his creepy hands too, on July 17, 2008 15:48:35
Total vomit inducing. I wish he would just kill himself already!!
By NubianGoddez, on July 19, 2008 19:45:06
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a346/mtw007/andydickjoker.jpg
pwned.
By Mr Pink (Murrieta, CA!!!), on July 20, 2008 21:11:21
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