"interpersonal relationships with others, get that big promotion, and live an average of 4.6 years longer than people who masturbate to any other woman on earth."
At this rate I should be the most popular man in Los Angles in a year, my boss will be working for me in two years and best of all I'm going to live forever.
She'll start sagging like the rest of us eventually.
That poor girl in the blue. She actually has a very nice shape, but any flaw (ie - cellulite, and I'm sorry, most of us DO have it) will show up twice as much when you're standing next to Lady Perfect.
She's OK in the face, but has one hell of a body. Not as pretty as this Israeli chick (accent and all) I met in Atlantic City two weeks ago... wow, she looked like a smaller, Jewish, version of Shannon Elisabeth - gorgeous face and eyes!
Cellulite is hereditary. You can firm it up and tan to reduce the appearance of it, but it will never go away no matter what you eat or don't eat. Most women and many men have it.
13:00:21 - Are you mentally alright? Seriously. Nobody is here to impress anybody since it's all anonymous and nobody, as you said, gives a shit. Fucking idiot. Your only purpose here, I guess, is to come and to start a fight with someone. Grow up, man. Oh, and nobody even mentioned "how many" chicks they pick up. You're a real fucking bozo, but you know that.
"come on now guys......she's got the body of a teenage boy with some tits tacked on....." the fatass "curvy" girl speaks!
anyway, i feel bad for her friend. interestingly she seems to be quite a bit taller than bar. i guess height doesn't have anything to do with cellulite, compared to the delicccious smooth ass of kim k.
I will add on to my earlier comment, if you have cellulite, at least get a bikini that covers your ass, and make sure your wedge is always picked. You don't need to show more than necessary.
I will add on to my earlier comment, if you have cellulite, at least get a bikini that covers your ass, and make sure your wedge is always picked. You don't need to show more than necessary.
Being secure with your body is a lot more attractive than being insecure and covering it up in layers of clothes when you want to let go and play in the ocean. This girl probably doesn't care what you think about her, so good for her. I'd rather spend time with someone like that than some insecure vain bitch always asking me if I think she looks fat.
I went back to the pictures to see the girl in the blue bikini. I was expecting to see Shamoo. She looks like she has a nice body, but she does need a bigger bikini bottom.
29 Comments:
Leave Your Commentwhose kids'll look better? Brangelina's or JoBar's?
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 08:43:20
The...the...thing...in the blue...blue...bikini...it made me...cry. Because that picture is: what you want (right) vs. what you get (left). *sniffle*
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 08:45:22
What a great thing to open the morning with!
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 08:49:09
"interpersonal relationships with others, get that big promotion, and live an average of 4.6 years longer than people who masturbate to any other woman on earth."
At this rate I should be the most popular man in Los Angles in a year, my boss will be working for me in two years and best of all I'm going to live forever.
By thebig28, on July 31, 2008 08:49:46
i have a hershey Bar for her...if you know what I'm talkin' about.
By dirt road, on July 31, 2008 08:50:02
WEll just keep staring at her and ignore the cottage cheese under the blue bikini standing next to her.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 09:21:46
Great body but a scrunchy face.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 09:33:38
the girl in the blue bikini is wearing her suit from when she was 10
By stef, on July 31, 2008 09:38:07
She'll start sagging like the rest of us eventually.
That poor girl in the blue. She actually has a very nice shape, but any flaw (ie - cellulite, and I'm sorry, most of us DO have it) will show up twice as much when you're standing next to Lady Perfect.
By Kate, on July 31, 2008 09:47:00
Wow!, she can swing those tits in my face.
By The Hammer, on July 31, 2008 10:02:50
She's OK in the face, but has one hell of a body. Not as pretty as this Israeli chick (accent and all) I met in Atlantic City two weeks ago... wow, she looked like a smaller, Jewish, version of Shannon Elisabeth - gorgeous face and eyes!
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 10:03:35
blah no bigdeal just some boobs floating in the ocean
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 11:30:22
C'mon Kate...
I usually defend normal looking women, but the legs on the lady in blue are disgusting. Put down the donut. Hop on a treadmill.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 11:55:37
Cellulite is hereditary. You can firm it up and tan to reduce the appearance of it, but it will never go away no matter what you eat or don't eat. Most women and many men have it.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 11:58:15
BUTTERFACE!!!
By not that purty, on July 31, 2008 12:14:00
Anon 10:03 nobody here gives a shit how cool you say you are or how many chicks you say you pick up. You're full of shit and everybody knows it.
By thebig28, on July 31, 2008 13:00:21
Wow,very nice flotation system.
By ramrod, on July 31, 2008 14:58:44
13:00:21 - Are you mentally alright? Seriously. Nobody is here to impress anybody since it's all anonymous and nobody, as you said, gives a shit. Fucking idiot. Your only purpose here, I guess, is to come and to start a fight with someone. Grow up, man. Oh, and nobody even mentioned "how many" chicks they pick up. You're a real fucking bozo, but you know that.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 15:44:14
omg she's an exemplar
By teh f word, on July 31, 2008 16:08:36
I agree with the "butterface" comments. This woman is amazing from the neck down, but the face doesn't match the beauty of her body at all.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 16:30:05
come on now guys......she's got the body of a teenage boy with some tits tacked on.....
By ferny, on July 31, 2008 19:43:01
"come on now guys......she's got the body of a teenage boy with some tits tacked on....."
the fatass "curvy" girl speaks!
anyway, i feel bad for her friend. interestingly she seems to be quite a bit taller than bar. i guess height doesn't have anything to do with cellulite, compared to the delicccious smooth ass of kim k.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 21:12:35
yuck
is that mischa barton in the blue bikini?
seriously...who needs that much ass...gross
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 22:05:18
Nice body, busted face.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 09:12:30
I will add on to my earlier comment, if you have cellulite, at least get a bikini that covers your ass, and make sure your wedge is always picked. You don't need to show more than necessary.
By Kate, on August 1, 2008 09:25:49
Anyone nitpicking about this girl needs their head examinded. However, I still believe Megan Fox is the most perfect girl in the world.
By mutterhals, on August 1, 2008 10:11:10
Sharp and squinty face, great body.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 11:23:36
I will add on to my earlier comment, if you have cellulite, at least get a bikini that covers your ass, and make sure your wedge is always picked. You don't need to show more than necessary.
Being secure with your body is a lot more attractive than being insecure and covering it up in layers of clothes when you want to let go and play in the ocean. This girl probably doesn't care what you think about her, so good for her. I'd rather spend time with someone like that than some insecure vain bitch always asking me if I think she looks fat.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 12:05:33
I went back to the pictures to see the girl in the blue bikini. I was expecting to see Shamoo. She looks like she has a nice body, but she does need a bigger bikini bottom.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 17:36:44
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