Geezus...Todd you're a bastard. I just spit my grape kool-aid all over this computer screen after I read that line "so the news out of Miami right now is whether or not Brooke Hogan will report to Dolphins training camp this weekend?"
And yes, I said grape kool-aid. And to answer your question yes, I'm black. And to answer your other questions yes I like fried chicken, watermelon, and white women and I have a huge scholong.
Those are the only stereotypes I'm willing to embrace today...
Why does Brock's wind-up (and physique) look better than Vince Young's, Alex Smith's and about 60% of the NFL's starting Quarterbacks.
I'd bang her, but I'm gonna be honest here, I'd be afraid she's packing more than me...and let me tell you, that's a LOT.
I wouldn't turn my back on her, that's for sure.
@ anon 09:09 Date? I don't know. If date= non-committal wild booty slappin' sex, then yes, let's date soon.
@ anon 10:15 no baby, that's not a deal breaker, as long as you're ok with a brotha with two strikes and like wild booty slappin' sex with gansta rap playin in the background.
Rob, Grape Kool Aid doesn't count unless it's mixed with vodka. Or tequila.
Grape SODA? Well, that's a different story.
Brooke, honey, where do you even buy shorts like that? Do they have a Nose-Pickin'-Trailer-Trash section at the Goodwill? Are they designer shorts? Because whoever designed them needs to have an Uzi Enema. Post haste.
Jimmy, darling.....Terrell Owens? You were being sarcastic, right? I see Parcells keeping her on and drafting a tougher pick for the left. Like Posh Spice. She's got some leg on 'er.
ok, I'm not follow all the hulk-hogan reality show crap or their drama, but it seems like Brooke always gets ragged oh... maybe she's a bitch, but all I see is hot viking chick... awesome big-boned body, great skin, nice cheekbones...
After seeing her last year checking out art books with mom at the Barnes & Nobel at Lincoln Center (them being in a B&N and not even on the floor where the Starbucks is was a shock in itself), I can safely say Brock has more of the body type for a linebacker. So I'd pencil her in as Zack Thomas' replacement instead of Jason Taylor's, though if she can play in a pair of five-inch heels, she definitely would have more than enough height to knock down some opposing QB passes.
Funny how she didn't used to have any tits at all, and now she's got bolt on titties. She's really trying hard to be "skank of the year"; unfortunately, she's got competition from kim karDOUCHEian & shanna MOANkler...
49 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI'd hit it!!!
By pk, on July 25, 2008 08:46:02
I'd hit it with a yellow Toyota Supra.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 08:47:43
LMAO @ Anon 8:47.
It's gotta suck to look like a 20-something version of Linda.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 08:56:51
"I'd hit it with a yellow Toyota Supra."
We have a winner! Comments to close. Thanks everyone for playing.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 08:59:00
Geezus...Todd you're a bastard. I just spit my grape kool-aid all over this computer screen after I read that line "so the news out of Miami right now is whether or not Brooke Hogan will report to Dolphins training camp this weekend?"
And yes, I said grape kool-aid. And to answer your question yes, I'm black. And to answer your other questions yes I like fried chicken, watermelon, and white women and I have a huge scholong.
Those are the only stereotypes I'm willing to embrace today...
By Hot Rob, on July 25, 2008 08:59:41
you cant balme the girl - how feminine can someone really turn out with Hulk Hogans genes... so i say blame him
By virgo, on July 25, 2008 09:00:50
I'd hit it and then get pointers on my clean and jerk.
By Johnny, on July 25, 2008 09:01:47
She looks like a man.
Honestly, is there anyone out there who actually wants this chick?
By Tom, on July 25, 2008 09:05:46
I have all the attributes of Hot Rob, but I'm white. Brother from another mother, imo.
By Johnny, on July 25, 2008 09:06:56
Stop pimping your website, Johnny.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 09:08:03
Hot Rob, I'm white. Can we date?
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 09:09:11
I'm not pimping, anon. but if it makes you feel better, here.
By Johnny, on July 25, 2008 09:09:55
She's like what, 150/160? umm, sexy...
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 09:27:51
black guys say "schlong"?
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 09:30:26
9:05:46I want her. As big as that bitch is, I'd wrestle her like an 1500 lb. bull in a rodeo. After sexy time, I'd brand her and put her out to stud.
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on July 25, 2008 09:30:44
I bet she would lead the team in sacks. Or should I say sacs?
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 09:40:41
sure the face is getting hagged out, but I love me the athletic figure on the gal ...
By jt, on July 25, 2008 09:51:11
what a coincidence, HotRob. I also like watermelon and fried chicken. I AM a white woman, and I like big schlongs.
I don't however, like grape kool aid...hope that's not a deal breaker.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 10:15:50
I'd hit it with a yellow Toyota Supra.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 08:47:43
So wrong....so so wrong....
By Antony, on July 25, 2008 10:33:32
Why does Brock's wind-up (and physique) look better than Vince Young's, Alex Smith's and about 60% of the NFL's starting Quarterbacks.
I'd bang her, but I'm gonna be honest here, I'd be afraid she's packing more than me...and let me tell you, that's a LOT.
I wouldn't turn my back on her, that's for sure.
@ anon 09:09 Date? I don't know. If date= non-committal wild booty slappin' sex, then yes, let's date soon.
@ anon 10:15 no baby, that's not a deal breaker, as long as you're ok with a brotha with two strikes and like wild booty slappin' sex with gansta rap playin in the background.
ok, I'm done threadjacking!
By Hot Rob, on July 25, 2008 10:45:30
I think she's pretty. She has a great body. You guys are really mean spirited.
By Brooke, on July 25, 2008 10:47:24
It doesn't help that her bikini is "Hulk" green.
"Brock... like... football! Brock... throw... football! Arrrhhhh!"
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 11:05:27
Rob, Grape Kool Aid doesn't count unless it's mixed with vodka. Or tequila.
Grape SODA? Well, that's a different story.
Brooke, honey, where do you even buy shorts like that? Do they have a Nose-Pickin'-Trailer-Trash section at the Goodwill? Are they designer shorts? Because whoever designed them needs to have an Uzi Enema. Post haste.
By Vigilante, on July 25, 2008 11:09:06
Is she wearing Solomon Grundy's shorts?
By x24, on July 25, 2008 11:17:20
^^^ She IS Solomon Grundy
By Storm, on July 25, 2008 11:32:47
A true meast.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 12:02:10
Is she holding an ewok in the last pic?
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 13:07:12
Am I wrong to be impressed that she actually has some good throwing technique?
By Dad says I throw like a girl, on July 25, 2008 13:20:19
Bill Parcells is not going to tolerate her attention seeking ways and will trade her for an easier to deal with player, like Terrell Owens.
By JR, on July 25, 2008 13:33:23
I'd take her on. Big girls don't intimidate me. (They're all little girls, deep down) She has a nice figure and doesn't seem like a complete bitch.
The only thing would be her chin. It is a little, I dare say, prominent.
By Fred, on July 25, 2008 15:00:27
I'd bang it like a drum.
By KMB, on July 25, 2008 15:06:11
Bad, Fred. Bad boy. Down.
No. Here, lemme rub your nose in it.
Jimmy, darling.....Terrell Owens? You were being sarcastic, right? I see Parcells keeping her on and drafting a tougher pick for the left. Like Posh Spice. She's got some leg on 'er.
Four inch heels mean extra distance.
By Vigilante, on July 25, 2008 15:12:22
Damn it sucks when your a chick, but look like a dude. damn those hogan genes!!
By NubianGoddez, on July 25, 2008 18:02:06
I don't see the "mannish" thing ya'll are seeing. This girl has a rockin' body and a cute face. There are a lot worse ones out there!
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 18:22:26
ok, I'm not follow all the hulk-hogan reality show crap or their drama, but it seems like Brooke always gets ragged oh... maybe she's a bitch, but all I see is hot viking chick... awesome big-boned body, great skin, nice cheekbones...
By gigi, on July 25, 2008 18:30:26
Solomon Grundy? That is fucked up. LMAO.
By Choss Guy, on July 25, 2008 19:39:42
What a pretty guy.
By anonymous, on July 26, 2008 05:45:09
Title and banner photo? PRICELESS
By anonymous, on July 26, 2008 13:46:36
i say she is hott
By anonymous, on July 26, 2008 18:12:59
You could get a good pull on those 'chav-scum' dangly earrings and mash her moutn onto your skin sub...IMHO of course...
By Madonna_Kebabsoff, on July 26, 2008 19:35:50
Todd I love you - Brooke is a Beast
By suckit, on July 26, 2008 22:27:47
After seeing her last year checking out art books with mom at the Barnes & Nobel at Lincoln Center (them being in a B&N and not even on the floor where the Starbucks is was a shock in itself), I can safely say Brock has more of the body type for a linebacker. So I'd pencil her in as Zack Thomas' replacement instead of Jason Taylor's, though if she can play in a pair of five-inch heels, she definitely would have more than enough height to knock down some opposing QB passes.
By John, on July 27, 2008 09:46:50
Funny how she didn't used to have any tits at all, and now she's got bolt on titties. She's really trying hard to be "skank of the year"; unfortunately, she's got competition from kim karDOUCHEian & shanna MOANkler...
By anonymous, on July 27, 2008 11:29:16
Those are some hairy armpits. Damn.
By anonymous, on July 27, 2008 12:34:30
Dear God,
Why do insist on making useless whores?
Best Wishes,
The World
By RAMROD, on July 27, 2008 19:57:03
That thing has a dick.
By anonymous, on July 28, 2008 11:04:51
she's not a hot mess she's just a mess!
By anonymous, on July 28, 2008 13:28:51
Look at that dude in hus green kino he must be drunk to put that on
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 10:12:05
Right now, I'm just checking for the Adam's Apple. Parts of her body are hot -- like her tits -- but the rest scream Mad Tranny-licious.
By Sevenmack, on July 29, 2008 11:56:42
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