Thanks for finally acknowledging the hotness of Miranda Lambert. Sure, she'd probably be third runner up at the local Sweet Potato Queen festival, but she's not shy about singing songs about smoking, drinking, shooting guns, and hitting bitches in the mouth. And those chicks are the one that are the best pieces of ass. And they usually like it up the pooper. Girls like Carrie Underwood would probably bitch at you for making her mascara run down her face during a BJ.
Todd......eliptical machine!!!!! Hey! I'm a mouse potato. I almost didn't get that. In the future, please limit your analogies to snacks, beer, and coochie! Example: "Use her legs like ....pretzel sticks." OK, nevermind.
"I can't believe anyone thinks Taylor Swift is hot. She looks like she's perpetually squinting in the sun through shovels full of plastered on makeup."
Taylor Swift does not plaster on her makeup at all, and her "perpetual squinting" is just the way her eyes are. She's also incredibly beautiful.
Carrie Underwood looks like every other mediocre blonde chick at the beach.
"I can't believe anyone thinks Taylor Swift is hot. She looks like she's perpetually squinting in the sun through shovels full of plastered on makeup."
Taylor Swift does not plaster on her makeup at all, and her "perpetual squinting" is just the way her eyes are. She's also incredibly beautiful.
Carrie Underwood looks like every other mediocre blonde chick at the beach.
21 Comments:
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By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 10:45:31
Barf. Kellie Pickler hot? Nooooo. I don't think so.
By Solaera, on July 14, 2008 10:47:34
LeAnn Rimes "hot"??? Um, no.
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 10:48:08
It was completely unfair to include that picture of Carrie in the water with Kelly Clarkson in the background.
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 10:51:01
Carrie is cute. Kelly Clarkson is a dyke. Not hot.
By Tony Romo, on July 14, 2008 11:08:18
Todd I can't believe you listed Sara Evans before Shania. Are we a little hung over from the weekend today?
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 11:18:08
Thanks for finally acknowledging the hotness of Miranda Lambert. Sure, she'd probably be third runner up at the local Sweet Potato Queen festival, but she's not shy about singing songs about smoking, drinking, shooting guns, and hitting bitches in the mouth. And those chicks are the one that are the best pieces of ass. And they usually like it up the pooper. Girls like Carrie Underwood would probably bitch at you for making her mascara run down her face during a BJ.
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 11:18:50
meh...to the nth degree.
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 11:20:16
Shania must not be too hot if you consider that beast of a secretary Mutt Lange cheated on her with.
Remember the old axiom, no matter how hot a woman is, there's a guy who's sick of banging her.
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 11:42:32
under-wood...WOOD...get it?
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 11:43:44
anonymous 11:18:50
Miranda Lambert would make you put it up her pooper and then punch you in the face when you did it wrong.
By Anonymous Cowboy Guy Who Has Learned Better, on July 14, 2008 12:17:55
"...handles on an eliptical machine" NICE!
I'll let you borrow my blaze hat
By x24, on July 14, 2008 12:20:54
I've met Miranda Lambert. She is a bona fide 7 on her best day.
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 12:31:10
I can't believe anyone thinks Taylor Swift is hot. She looks like she's perpetually squinting in the sun through shovels full of plastered on makeup.
By pervertedeeyore, on July 14, 2008 14:04:50
"Shania must not be too hot if you consider that beast of a secretary Mutt Lange cheated on her with.
Remember the old axiom, no matter how hot a woman is, there's a guy who's sick of banging her."
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 11:42:32
I'd love to be sick of banging Shania.
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 15:59:58
Todd......eliptical machine!!!!! Hey! I'm a mouse potato. I almost didn't get that. In the future, please limit your analogies to snacks, beer, and coochie! Example: "Use her legs like ....pretzel sticks." OK, nevermind.
By gregarb, on July 14, 2008 17:38:21
Anonymous Cowboy, much agreed on that one.
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 17:52:49
Nothing exciting here. Flat ass, small tits and "southern" looking face. Thank God she's actually talented.
By Willa Dodge, on July 14, 2008 20:28:10
"I can't believe anyone thinks Taylor Swift is hot. She looks like she's perpetually squinting in the sun through shovels full of plastered on makeup."
Taylor Swift does not plaster on her makeup at all, and her "perpetual squinting" is just the way her eyes are. She's also incredibly beautiful.
Carrie Underwood looks like every other mediocre blonde chick at the beach.
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 21:19:09
Hands down the best bikini body I've laid eyes on all summer. She got it goin' on. . .
By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 00:33:35
"I can't believe anyone thinks Taylor Swift is hot. She looks like she's perpetually squinting in the sun through shovels full of plastered on makeup."
Taylor Swift does not plaster on her makeup at all, and her "perpetual squinting" is just the way her eyes are. She's also incredibly beautiful.
Carrie Underwood looks like every other mediocre blonde chick at the beach.
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 21:19:09
taylor swift is SO ugly
By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 08:28:37
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