Claire Danes is in a Bikini

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  1. Claire Danes sucks so much it actually is funny. I'd still do her though, really hard, then I'd put five cents on the bedside table and bolt.

    By the way...first!

    By Happy_Evil_Dude, on July 17, 2008 08:12:14

  2. As long as she kept her mouth shut (except when blowing me), I'd do her...

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 08:18:10

  3. Implants please.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 08:20:07

  4. Thought I smelled something...

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 08:20:34

  5. It looks like her ass is melting off her body. Gross. Eat something, bitch.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 08:24:56

  6. She couldn't act her way through an adult diaper commercial. Jesus, why do so many movie stars have absolutely no talent of any kind?

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 08:35:48

  7. she looks disgusting.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 08:41:37

  8. air dat thang out yo!

    By stankhole, on July 17, 2008 09:02:54

  9. Put some meat on them bones and buy some titties!

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 09:05:15

  10. I think she looks great! A little bit of sex wax, and I'd ride her ass!!

    By Kelly Slater, on July 17, 2008 09:12:49

  11. Easy on the hermaphrodites, Kelly. I know you like 'em flat as a board and a bit mannish looking, but people are beginning to talk.

    By Vigilante, on July 17, 2008 09:50:28

  12. the best is the one where she's taking a picture of herself. Apparantly no one wants to be close enough to her to take it for her!

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 09:55:02

  13. ROFL! I didn't even notice she has the camera facing herself. hahah what a loser!

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 09:56:55

  14. I don't think she's doing that pose intentionally. It's almost as if lying out in the hot summer air caused something to rise.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 09:58:52

  15. She has a fitting last name.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 10:16:28

  16. I never liked this bitch when she was on "My So Called Life". She's a self-important stuck-up flat-chested little nothing who thinks she's too good for everybody and nobody should ever see another fucking thing she ever stars in. Period.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 10:29:30

  17. her milkshake brings all da boys to the yard!

    By igby, on July 17, 2008 10:34:52

  18. oh no someone feed her she must be starving she is flat as a board , so sad

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 10:39:08

  19. Her too. I'd hit it up like a Vegas ATM machine on Fight Night! I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!

    By Dirtbag, on July 17, 2008 11:02:09

  20. I want to know what she's reading.

    By amber, on July 17, 2008 11:21:27

  21. Yeah, I'd still hit it.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 11:27:03

  22. You go from Helen Mirren to this broad? When a guy has more curves than you do, something is terribly wrong.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 11:29:13

  23. Wow. How does she manage to look so fucking bitchy just sitting on the beach?????

    By JMR, on July 17, 2008 11:59:00

  24. Is this "Claire" from Six Feet Under or the other one?

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 12:53:38

  25. Dude - if you saw her on the beach like that and she was unconscious - you'd hit that too!!

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 12:56:51

  26. someone needs to tell that woman to eat some god damned food. she looks like an albino ethiopian.

    By Lonsen, on July 17, 2008 13:04:48

  27. Dear God throw her a sandwich quick! She looks like she's malnourished or 90 years old! Put some weight on you look like you've been in a concentration camp!!!!!!!!! Ewwwww!!!

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 13:06:33

  28. "claire" from six feet under isn't named claire. lol that would be lauren ambrose. who looks nothing like claire danes. wtf. random.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 13:23:39

  29. They cropped the top picture so you can't see the bird that was flying by and then dropped dead onto the ground.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 13:40:07

  30. i'd rather look at her body than shitney's cellulite any day.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 13:49:35

  31. What a bunch of misogynist virgin whiners. There's something sick about a society that castigates one woman for being ultra thin but without fake boobs while it wets itself over a different ultra thin woman who does (Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, et al). At least Claire doesn't have any skanky tats.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 13:55:31

  32. Greatest commentary of the day Todd! You made me laugh really hard with your Claire Danes comments. Keep up the great work. This site rocks!

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 14:06:44

  33. She is so full of herself. She thinks she is an A list actor. LMAO! Her ass is saggy.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 14:23:56

  34. uh...

    wtf

    By wtmf, on July 17, 2008 16:57:03

  35. You know, not all women can have curves, have you ever heard of DNA you idiots! I'm sure you all as ripped at Brad Pitt - go fuck yourselves! I guess you are since you could never get any of these women:)

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 17:34:50

  36. Billy Crudup's a moron. Mary-Louise Parker is smokin hot.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 17:57:49

  37. I think these are some of the most attractive pictures of her. But then again, I do prefer my women skinny with a small chest so I am biased. Claire Danes is hot!

    By Slim Jim, on July 17, 2008 18:43:28

  38. I am pretty sure that whole "laying in public with legs spread" thing was a totall accident...OOps! Desperate for attention? Naaah!

    By me, on July 17, 2008 19:07:43

  39. Is she airing out her crotch?

    My ex went to the same private academy in L.A. with this broad, and she said Danes was a bitch before she landed on "My So-Called Life". Stealing Crudup from Parker was just the icing on the cake of her cuntdom.

    By teammlr1, on July 17, 2008 21:37:32

  40. 17:34, regardless of our appearance, we can still have an opinion about ms. danes's

    go eat a shotgun

    By hi, on July 18, 2008 04:12:37

  41. Whats wrong with her body she look good to me.

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2008 06:54:38

  42. she looks like a praying mantis in a bikini.

    By NubianGoddez, on July 19, 2008 19:44:21

  43. Homewrecker. MLP can do so much better, anyways....

    By anonymous, on July 19, 2008 22:22:04

  44. She's a slut. Women that go after a married/pregnant woman's man are low self esteem whores.

    By slut, on July 19, 2008 22:52:49

  45. She is 17 kinds of anorexic fug and a shitty actress as well. Why is she even relevant?

    By Willa Dodge, on July 20, 2008 11:06:25

  46. what's wrong with you people.

    When someone is thin and flat, you mock her for being flat.

    When someone is well endowed and skinny, you mock her for being fake.

    when someone is well endowed and full bodied, you mock her for being fat.

    Sounds like a lot of you just can't be happy...

    By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 19:54:11

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