she never looked good to start with, is all lights and make up there are pics of her with no make up on and damn thats scary and now she is showing that she has lots of cheese on her ass and that she is fat and since she is in ITALY the pasta is what has her fat not tacos there no tacos in Italy hey fat turd drink some red wine that will help you with the fatness TO LOSE IT
she is annoying, almost the epitome of a vainglorius, talentless poof...but still, she would be a great grudge fuck, you know, like bent over a spool of wire yapping like a chihuahua...
She's not fat. She's just not toned. And a lot of skinny girls have that weird abdominal bump (something I quickly discovered when I worked at a waterpark)...why, I don't know, but dammit it's gross.
And she's supposedly a sex symbol? Really? I can't figure out, for the life of me, why. As far as Mexican women and pregnancies -- they aren't more fertile than the average woman, they just prefer their meat on a stick. Think of it as a preference for corn dogs, without the tortilla wrap.
Well if she's anything like the Mexican chicks in East LA, she won't get preggers as long as Tony is still around. However, the moment he splits - it's baby time!
Muchas de las personas quien escriban aqui son muy prejuicio contra las personas mexicanas. Yo tengo un pene mas grande de todos los hombres en Los Estados Unidos. Las chi chis y la vagina de Diva Longoria son mios. Senor numero 11:16:59...su cabeza es gordo, y su cara es fea. Senorita estupida Lyn: su cerebro(si usted lo tiene) es encinta con las ideas de la idiota. Su vagina es encinta con moscas y enfermedad. Senor "Dirty Mind": usted es correcto! Mi Diva Longoria le gusta mucha la agua en la vagina con mucha fuerza. Ella le gusta mucha mi orino en la vagina con mucho fuerza, tambien. Senorita Vigilante es muy comica!! LMAO!
oye, grandioso, no mames...y ademas, la chava ni siquiera es Mexicana o tiene como 8 gotas de sangre Mexicana...y los burros que estan postando, pues, ellos no saben ni madres ya que la Bruja Longoria se vende como Mexicana entonces ellos creen que realmente, si, es Mexicana...y sus posts hacen burla de esto, no de la raza....entonces chill out, micro miembro...
Have you every tried to pet a cloud? They're really not that fluffy. In fact, they are much like Eva - no substance at all (and will cry at the drop of a hat).
Senor Lee Cadaver. Entiendo, pero.....micro miembro?...la verdad es doloroso.
:(
By La Artista Anteriormente Conocido de Senor Pene Grandioso , on July 11, 2008 14:33:00
Her looks are very overrated. I'm attracted to almost every woman in Hollywood, but I wouldn't touch this chick for anything. She can't act and she isn't sexy at all... yuck. I'll pass, thanks.
Muchas de las personas quien escriban aqui son muy prejuicio contra las personas mexicanas. Yo tengo un pene mas grande de todos los hombres en Los Estados Unidos. Las chi chis y la vagina de Diva Longoria son mios. Senor numero 11:16:59...su cabeza es gordo, y su cara es fea. Senorita estupida Lyn: su cerebro(si usted lo tiene) es encinta con las ideas de la idiota. Su vagina es encinta con moscas y enfermedad. Senor "Dirty Mind": usted es correcto! Mi Diva Longoria le gusta mucha la agua en la vagina con mucha fuerza. Ella le gusta mucha mi orino en la vagina con mucho fuerza, tambien. Senorita Vigilante es muy comica!! LMAO!
By Senor Pene Grandioso, on July 11, 2008 12:29:30
Gracias por su elogio encantador. Quisiera invitarle a mi casa para la cena así que puedo jugar con su miembro grande, que palpita. Enviaré un burro cargado con el tacos que he entrenado para volver a mi dirección de comienzo de la pista en disco.
Senor Pene, tu verga es como un chun-chun seco de Oscar Mayer - pequeno y arrugado. Las muchachas Mexicanas quieren Norte Americanos por que ellos no tienen problemas de mamar, y tienen trabajo que no paga come esclavos. Ya callete y llava mi coche!
For those folks not familiar with the Spanish language let me interpret: "Get her lizard ass off my boat and spray her before she hits the dock!" "My god, people are eating and children are watching!", "Think of the children, man, think of the children!". Thanks to Cheech, and I believe Chong, the bong was lit and sacrifices to the wet rat with baboon butt were successful. Someone baited the trap with cash and it was over. No one wept.
cmon like everyone posting here is in such tip top shape, would love to see everyone who is critizing her picts. That is what starts people particularly women to an eating disorder.
This one is nothing to look at....she's all makeup and retouching. If you want to see a real natural beauty look at Carrie Underwood's bikini pics: no makeup or retouching. So sick of these hideous trollops being passed off as beauties.
"...another pregnant Mexican chick" - so funny! Those of you that are crying "racism" need to go watch PBS or listen to NPR and get the fuck outta here! We're here to have fun and a good laugh...buh-bye cry babies! Don' fall off the wall on your way out of the US.
I don't think short girls with small boobs are unattractive. In fact, many are sexy as hell... but damn this girl has no waist at all, it's straight up and down like a little boy. And her culo is so nasty.
Not to be rude, "vagina" comes from latin. It's used in English, but it's not an original english word. It's the same in Italian, English, German, Spanish, and the French write it "vagin".
"Many of the people who they write here are very prejudice against the Mexican people. I have a great penis but of all the men in the United States. Chi chis and the vagina of Diva Longoria is mine. Sir I number 11:16: 59… its head is fat, and its face is ugly. Stupid Miss Lyn: its brain (if you have it) is pregnant with the ideas of the idiot. Its vagina is pregnant with flies and disease. Mr. “Dirty Mind”: you are correct! My Diva Longoria it likes much the water in the vagina with much force. It likes she much my I tinkle in the vagina by far force, also. Young lady Vigilante is very comedian! LMAO!
15:31:18: Hay muchas palabras para "vagina", pero vagina es apropiado.
By Senor Pene Grandioso, Conocido de Senor Pene Grande de Oso tambien, on July 14, 2008 06:33:12
Senorita Vigilante: Usted es un zorra mas bonita de todas las zorras del mundo. No!--en todo del universo!! Usted puede jugar con mi miembro grande a cual quier hora y donde quier a. Puedo jugar con su vagina? Soy positivo su vagina es como un rosa invernadera y tiene un capullo en el partesuperior. Soy positivo tiene un fragancia de la nectar dulce de la Madre de Tierra, desde quien todas las cosas magnificas vengan. Yo quiero montar el burro(y la Senorita Vigilante Beatifica, con su permiso mi Senora) para ir a su casa. Puedo dar adoracion y devocion atento a su pies con mi corazon, mi personificacion, y mi vida. La aire que respiro, el fueso de mi corazon, la agua de mis lagrimas, la terra de mi cuerpo, el espiritu de mio, y el sol sacro y la luna sacra son a su solicitud, Diosa Omnipotente.
By Senor Pene Grandioso, Conocido de Senor Pene Grande de Oso tambien, on July 14, 2008 07:56:24
There are plenty of white women who fit the same sterotype that the author of the blog felt he needed to mention. For all you other racist people, I am a proud Mexican and would prefer it over being white anyday.
Okay, it was funny at first, when I could almost follow along, but the Spanish is getting fairly complex now, so if you don't start including translations, I am going to launch into some serious Norwegian, and heads will spin, ears will bleed, eyes will run screaming. And there WILL be lutefisk.
(That would be a good movie, There Will Be Lutefisk. Or maybe No Lutefisk For Old Men. Much scarier than some dumb old wood-chipper plotline.)
Little Miss Sunshine: LMAO!! You're turning me on with your Lutefisk talk, however, mi corazon es la propiedad de Senorita Vigilante, La Diosa Omnipotente!! (I.E.: my heart belongs to Miss Vigilante, the Omnipotent Goddess). In the posting above, I pledged my entire being to her in highly romantic, if somewhat vulgar language. Also my name in the post is a play on Spanish words. I've been posting as Senor Pene Grandioso, or Mr. Magnificent Penis. Oso in Spanish means bear, so the rest of the name says also known as Grande de Oso (which almost sounds like, "Grandioso"), or Mr. Big Bear Penis. I don't know what a lutefisk is but please send one to La Diosa Vigilante so she can use it on me!!! I just looked it up: lyed fish, or fish soaked in lye with the consistency of jello. Ooooooooooooh, forvridd , Lita Frøken Avviker!! (For those who don't speak Norwegian: "Ooooooooooooh, kinky, Little Miss Deviant!!").
Come on now! There is NO WORD in the Norwegian language that means "deviant"! Ditto "fun", "titter", "thighs", "bong", or any organs that may lie outside the body. Oh, no word for "body" either. On the up side, I'm pretty sure they spell Jell-o with a y, which almost makes it vaguely Spanish. And that's beautiful.
Lita Frøken Avviker: "Gelé" does not end in a "y"... sounds kinda fisk-y to me! Du ar veldig pussig!! (For the Norwegian challenged: "You are very funny!!")
Take it from a guy who spent many years south of the border: Senor Pene is my Gardener (lol) is right. Mexican chicks really DO prefer white American men sexually. They find us more attractive to look at (they LOVE blue eyes, hair that isn't black, and guys who are taller than they're used to), and they always say we're better in bed. I don't think it's that Mexicans don't know how to satisfy a woman, they're just so misogynistic that they don't care. It sure made living there great for me, though!
69 Comments:
Leave Your CommentLooks like she's just put away a few too many tacos, like the other mamasita a few posts down from this one.
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 09:52:32
Hmm. Mexican cottage cheese. Must be great for dipping corn-based products.
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 09:53:44
Oh my, wasn't expecting that. Girlfriend's been eating too much McDonald's again.
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 10:01:36
Not impressive at all. Maybe she can put 6 coats of make-up on her whole body. Try a salad once in a while or did ABC lower their standards.
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 10:17:13
eh, just looks like she skipped a few workouts
anyways who really cares, she's annoying
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 10:21:32
ABC = (Another Big Cunt)
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 10:30:31
too funny, another pregnant mexican
By lyn, on July 11, 2008 10:40:06
she never looked good to start with, is all lights and make up there are pics of her with no make up on and damn thats scary and now she is showing that she has lots of cheese on her ass and that she is fat and since she is in ITALY the pasta is what has her fat not tacos there no tacos in Italy hey fat turd drink some red wine that will help you with the fatness TO LOSE IT
By EVA YOU FAT BEAN, on July 11, 2008 10:42:46
she is annoying, almost the epitome of a vainglorius, talentless poof...but still, she would be a great grudge fuck, you know, like bent over a spool of wire yapping like a chihuahua...
By Lee Cadaver, on July 11, 2008 10:54:59
ABC...
Easy as one, two, three..
Yeah, thighs like dough to your knees,
ABC,
One, two, three,
Ass like cottage cheese girl!
By Vigilante Bastardizes the Jackson Five, on July 11, 2008 11:02:14
She's not fat. She's just not toned. And a lot of skinny girls have that weird abdominal bump (something I quickly discovered when I worked at a waterpark)...why, I don't know, but dammit it's gross.
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 11:04:30
Pregnant.
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 11:11:57
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
either too much beer or the birth control pill
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 11:15:04
If all mexicans were this fat, it would be a lot easier to catch them sneaking over the fence.
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 11:16:59
Tony you lucky, lucky man. Most men can only dream of gettin up in a wet hairless rat with a baboon's ass. Tell us your secret.
By humpinfrog, on July 11, 2008 11:22:05
HAS ANY ONE LOOKED AT PICTURE #3? It looks like she is doing more than washing up with the water sprayer. Is it just me?
By Dirty mind, on July 11, 2008 11:25:17
Nice flabby ass and cellulite. I am witrh humpinfrog tell us Mr. Parker of your secret to hook such a fox.
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 11:25:20
And she's supposedly a sex symbol? Really? I can't figure out, for the life of me, why. As far as Mexican women and pregnancies -- they aren't more fertile than the average woman, they just prefer their meat on a stick. Think of it as a preference for corn dogs, without the tortilla wrap.
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on July 11, 2008 11:25:47
Racist assholes not all mexicans are living on welfare,fat and had to sneak into the country!!!!
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 11:34:28
Um some of us might be eating lunch. You should post a warning sign over that slob's picture.
By tonyisdumb, on July 11, 2008 11:35:10
bitch needs to get her fat ass on the treadmill, and work her beaner ass
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 11:41:44
sure does look like she's hit a good spot there wit the hose.
By jeffro, on July 11, 2008 11:43:11
Well if she's anything like the Mexican chicks in East LA, she won't get preggers as long as Tony is still around. However, the moment he splits - it's baby time!
By thebig28, on July 11, 2008 11:55:03
Yuk. Can we see those Tara Reid pictures again?
By Storm, on July 11, 2008 11:58:39
Lay off the pasta Eva!
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 12:07:50
Now that 11:58:39 mentions it, her butt does resemble Tara Reid's stomach.
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 12:22:41
Muchas de las personas quien escriban aqui son muy prejuicio contra las personas mexicanas. Yo tengo un pene mas grande de todos los hombres en Los Estados Unidos. Las chi chis y la vagina de Diva Longoria son mios. Senor numero 11:16:59...su cabeza es gordo, y su cara es fea. Senorita estupida Lyn: su cerebro(si usted lo tiene) es encinta con las ideas de la idiota. Su vagina es encinta con moscas y enfermedad. Senor "Dirty Mind": usted es correcto! Mi Diva Longoria le gusta mucha la agua en la vagina con mucha fuerza. Ella le gusta mucha mi orino en la vagina con mucho fuerza, tambien. Senorita Vigilante es muy comica!! LMAO!
By Senor Pene Grandioso, on July 11, 2008 12:29:30
Senor Pene Grandioso! LOL!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 12:47:45
PHTPHTHPTHPTHPHT!!!!
!Aye carumba! El burrito era muy aspero!
By Senor Pene Grandioso's Ano, on July 11, 2008 12:50:15
oye, grandioso, no mames...y ademas, la chava ni siquiera es Mexicana o tiene como 8 gotas de sangre Mexicana...y los burros que estan postando, pues, ellos no saben ni madres ya que la Bruja Longoria se vende como Mexicana entonces ellos creen que realmente, si, es Mexicana...y sus posts hacen burla de esto, no de la raza....entonces chill out, micro miembro...
By Lee Cadaver, on July 11, 2008 12:54:39
Have you every tried to pet a cloud? They're really not that fluffy. In fact, they are much like Eva - no substance at all (and will cry at the drop of a hat).
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 12:57:40
I'm glad you reminded me - I'm completely out of big sponges.
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 13:06:17
Didnt she do a day at a fast food place she worked as a kid. I cant rip on her too much she seems kinda nice.
By markeeoo, on July 11, 2008 13:13:13
"Another pregnant Mexican chick?"
Even putting aside your usual casual misogyny, which is so frequent and pervasive that it flies under the average radar anymore, WTF? Racist much?
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 13:23:30
Eh, actually it could be a lot worse.
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 13:48:06
Senor Lee Cadaver. Entiendo, pero.....micro miembro?...la verdad es doloroso.
:(
By La Artista Anteriormente Conocido de Senor Pene Grandioso , on July 11, 2008 14:33:00
Her looks are very overrated. I'm attracted to almost every woman in Hollywood, but I wouldn't touch this chick for anything. She can't act and she isn't sexy at all... yuck. I'll pass, thanks.
By Tom, on July 11, 2008 14:49:24
Racist assholes not all mexicans are living on welfare,fat and had to sneak into the country!!!!
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 11:34:28
Congratulations! You're the ONLY one!
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 15:19:01
She's teh curdness.
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 15:19:29
Muchas de las personas quien escriban aqui son muy prejuicio contra las personas mexicanas. Yo tengo un pene mas grande de todos los hombres en Los Estados Unidos. Las chi chis y la vagina de Diva Longoria son mios. Senor numero 11:16:59...su cabeza es gordo, y su cara es fea. Senorita estupida Lyn: su cerebro(si usted lo tiene) es encinta con las ideas de la idiota. Su vagina es encinta con moscas y enfermedad. Senor "Dirty Mind": usted es correcto! Mi Diva Longoria le gusta mucha la agua en la vagina con mucha fuerza. Ella le gusta mucha mi orino en la vagina con mucho fuerza, tambien. Senorita Vigilante es muy comica!! LMAO!
By Senor Pene Grandioso, on July 11, 2008 12:29:30
So I take it there is no Spanish word for vagina.
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 15:31:18
Senor Pene Grandioso,
Gracias por su elogio encantador. Quisiera invitarle a mi casa para la cena así que puedo jugar con su miembro grande, que palpita. Enviaré un burro cargado con el tacos que he entrenado para volver a mi dirección de comienzo de la pista en disco.
Sinceramente,
V
By Vigilante, on July 11, 2008 15:36:12
Three words. PUKE PUKE PUKE.
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 15:44:10
Senor Pene, tu verga es como un chun-chun seco de Oscar Mayer - pequeno y arrugado. Las muchachas Mexicanas quieren Norte Americanos por que ellos no tienen problemas de mamar, y tienen trabajo que no paga come esclavos. Ya callete y llava mi coche!
By Senor Pene Is My Gardener, on July 11, 2008 15:47:36
It's just a shame, she can be an attractive woman but took the easy route once she became rich, famous and lazy.
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 16:27:16
i love these kinds of pics cuz it really proves that there is SO much airbrushing in magazine photos.
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 16:38:07
the first kernel is getting ready to pop. you know mexicans have babies like their popcorn.
By d sanchez, on July 11, 2008 17:06:54
For those folks not familiar with the Spanish language let me interpret: "Get her lizard ass off my boat and spray her before she hits the dock!" "My god, people are eating and children are watching!", "Think of the children, man, think of the children!". Thanks to Cheech, and I believe Chong, the bong was lit and sacrifices to the wet rat with baboon butt were successful. Someone baited the trap with cash and it was over. No one wept.
By HumpinFrog, on July 11, 2008 19:27:28
cmon like everyone posting here is in such tip top shape, would love to see everyone who is critizing her picts. That is what starts people particularly women to an eating disorder.
By anonymous, on July 12, 2008 08:15:51
This one is nothing to look at....she's all makeup and retouching. If you want to see a real natural beauty look at Carrie Underwood's bikini pics: no makeup or retouching. So sick of these hideous trollops being passed off as beauties.
By nuff said, on July 12, 2008 08:56:18
Senor numero 11:16:59
Still laffin' at that part.
By Pequeño Señorita Solana, on July 12, 2008 09:11:41
"...another pregnant Mexican chick" - so funny! Those of you that are crying "racism" need to go watch PBS or listen to NPR and get the fuck outta here! We're here to have fun and a good laugh...buh-bye cry babies! Don' fall off the wall on your way out of the US.
By anonymous, on July 12, 2008 09:19:25
I don't think short girls with small boobs are unattractive. In fact, many are sexy as hell... but damn this girl has no waist at all, it's straight up and down like a little boy. And her culo is so nasty.
By anonymous, on July 12, 2008 17:56:52
I've seen her look way better, maybe cause she's always been way more covered up then this...yuck!
By anonymous, on July 12, 2008 18:22:38
So I take it there is no Spanish word for vagina.
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 15:31:18
Not to be rude, "vagina" comes from latin. It's used in English, but it's not an original english word. It's the same in Italian, English, German, Spanish, and the French write it "vagin".
By anonymous, on July 13, 2008 05:38:15
Below is the real translation.
"Many of the people who they write here are very prejudice against the Mexican people. I have a great penis but of all the men in the United States. Chi chis and the vagina of Diva Longoria is mine. Sir I number 11:16: 59… its head is fat, and its face is ugly. Stupid Miss Lyn: its brain (if you have it) is pregnant with the ideas of the idiot. Its vagina is pregnant with flies and disease. Mr. “Dirty Mind”: you are correct! My Diva Longoria it likes much the water in the vagina with much force. It likes she much my I tinkle in the vagina by far force, also. Young lady Vigilante is very comedian! LMAO!
By anonymous, on July 13, 2008 22:18:33
Senor HumpinFrog: Su Espanol es muy bueno!!
15:31:18: Hay muchas palabras para "vagina", pero vagina es apropiado.
By Senor Pene Grandioso, Conocido de Senor Pene Grande de Oso tambien, on July 14, 2008 06:33:12
Senorita Vigilante: Usted es un zorra mas bonita de todas las zorras del mundo. No!--en todo del universo!! Usted puede jugar con mi miembro grande a cual quier hora y donde quier a. Puedo jugar con su vagina? Soy positivo su vagina es como un rosa invernadera y tiene un capullo en el partesuperior. Soy positivo tiene un fragancia de la nectar dulce de la Madre de Tierra, desde quien todas las cosas magnificas vengan. Yo quiero montar el burro(y la Senorita Vigilante Beatifica, con su permiso mi Senora) para ir a su casa. Puedo dar adoracion y devocion atento a su pies con mi corazon, mi personificacion, y mi vida. La aire que respiro, el fueso de mi corazon, la agua de mis lagrimas, la terra de mi cuerpo, el espiritu de mio, y el sol sacro y la luna sacra son a su solicitud, Diosa Omnipotente.
By Senor Pene Grandioso, Conocido de Senor Pene Grande de Oso tambien, on July 14, 2008 07:56:24
There are plenty of white women who fit the same sterotype that the author of the blog felt he needed to mention. For all you other racist people, I am a proud Mexican and would prefer it over being white anyday.
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 08:00:16
lmao @ "I am a proud Mexican"
good one!!!
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 09:10:42
Jesus. Hippos have asses in better shape then her. After seeing these pictures I believe the rumors going around the Tony Parker sleeps with around.
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 09:34:10
Okay, it was funny at first, when I could almost follow along, but the Spanish is getting fairly complex now, so if you don't start including translations, I am going to launch into some serious Norwegian, and heads will spin, ears will bleed, eyes will run screaming. And there WILL be lutefisk.
(That would be a good movie, There Will Be Lutefisk. Or maybe No Lutefisk For Old Men. Much scarier than some dumb old wood-chipper plotline.)
By Little Miss Sunshine, on July 14, 2008 13:53:56
@ Senor Pene Grandioso,
¡Por dioses! ¡Estoy en amor!
¡Apresúrese para arriba el burro estúpido!
(Sorry, LMS, it had to be said)
By Vigilante, on July 14, 2008 16:51:54
Still do her
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 16:53:33
Nice job,Krispy Kreame.
Fat cow.
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 17:25:38
Little Miss Sunshine: LMAO!! You're turning me on with your Lutefisk talk, however, mi corazon es la propiedad de Senorita Vigilante, La Diosa Omnipotente!! (I.E.: my heart belongs to Miss Vigilante, the Omnipotent Goddess). In the posting above, I pledged my entire being to her in highly romantic, if somewhat vulgar language. Also my name in the post is a play on Spanish words. I've been posting as Senor Pene Grandioso, or Mr. Magnificent Penis. Oso in Spanish means bear, so the rest of the name says also known as Grande de Oso (which almost sounds like, "Grandioso"), or Mr. Big Bear Penis. I don't know what a lutefisk is but please send one to La Diosa Vigilante so she can use it on me!!! I just looked it up: lyed fish, or fish soaked in lye with the consistency of jello. Ooooooooooooh, forvridd , Lita Frøken Avviker!! (For those who don't speak Norwegian: "Ooooooooooooh, kinky, Little Miss Deviant!!").
By Senor Pene Grandioso, on July 14, 2008 19:13:26
Come on now! There is NO WORD in the Norwegian language that means "deviant"! Ditto "fun", "titter", "thighs", "bong", or any organs that may lie outside the body. Oh, no word for "body" either. On the up side, I'm pretty sure they spell Jell-o with a y, which almost makes it vaguely Spanish. And that's beautiful.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on July 14, 2008 23:33:46
Lita Frøken Avviker: "Gelé" does not end in a "y"... sounds kinda fisk-y to me! Du ar veldig pussig!! (For the Norwegian challenged: "You are very funny!!")
By Senor Pene Grandioso, on July 15, 2008 11:02:08
Hee hee hee! Yumpin' yiminy, my grandma always called it "Yell-o", so who am I to believe? A half-insane freak in a flowered dress... or my grandma?
By Little Miss Tissepotte (look it up), on July 16, 2008 20:00:29
Take it from a guy who spent many years south of the border: Senor Pene is my Gardener (lol) is right. Mexican chicks really DO prefer white American men sexually. They find us more attractive to look at (they LOVE blue eyes, hair that isn't black, and guys who are taller than they're used to), and they always say we're better in bed. I don't think it's that Mexicans don't know how to satisfy a woman, they're just so misogynistic that they don't care. It sure made living there great for me, though!
By anonymous, on August 13, 2008 12:25:25
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