Helen Mirren is Wearing a Bikini

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  1. Jesus, she looks unbelievably good at 62. Fuck it'd be bloody good for 32....anyone in they're right mind should be wanting to shag Dame Helen now.

    By sinaplenty, on July 16, 2008 08:41:25

  2. Holy shit - I'll trade you my wife at 30 for her at 62. Damn son!

    By Disgruntled Husband, on July 16, 2008 08:48:04

  3. She looks better than me.I am 26, mother of three.I SOOO wanna look like her when I am at least 30! Wow. I would so do her too!!!

    By Tasi, on July 16, 2008 08:48:41

  4. GILF!!!!

    By jt, on July 16, 2008 08:50:45

  5. Mmmm. GILF!

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 08:51:27

  6. Damn, she looks awesome!

    By Albatross, on July 16, 2008 08:57:22

  7. She can be my cougar any day!!

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 09:03:23

  8. Jeez, I dunno TODD, that might be a stretch for even me.

    By thebig28, on July 16, 2008 09:03:57

  9. she looks amazing and healthy!

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 09:06:08

  10. I'm speachless.... Lemme YouTube that hot scene of her in Excalibur....

    By Toe, on July 16, 2008 09:10:29

  11. And....AGAIN with the Italy thing!

    The entire universe must be in Italy this time of year for something.

    Oh yeah....and Helen....wow. 62. 52. 42. She is amazing.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 09:15:15

  12. wow. she looks INCREDIBLE! i can only hope to look so lovely at that age.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 09:27:07

  13. Wow! Looks great - and healthy! Better than Pammie Anderson the Hep Cougar.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 09:27:57

  14. Hot damn, awesome lady. Yo stupid saggy-assed starlets, consider yourself pwned by the Dame!

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 09:41:15

  15. "Jeez, I dunno TODD, that might be a stretch for even me."

    Dude, you've made it quite clear numerous times here that you prefer dick. Just pretend it's a pic of Paul Newman, ok?

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 09:46:40

  16. Holy crap...I'd bone her without hesitation nor shame.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 09:47:45

  17. Really thebig28? What are ya going to do when the wife/girlfriend gets to be mid 30s, cos I can pretty much guarantee that she won't look as good as that!

    By sinaplenty, on July 16, 2008 09:47:49

  18. Ever since the Oscars with Helen in that gorgeous gold (??) outfit....she's been my hero.

    Rock on, Dame!

    By JMR, on July 16, 2008 09:49:21

  19. Damnit. I wish I looked as good as she does, and I'm half her age!

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 10:00:51

  20. I can only wish my wife has a body like that when we get that old.

    By Joe Mama, on July 16, 2008 10:02:18

  21. Holy crap! She puts all these sickly, boney Hollywood "It" girls to shame. She always had a amazing body and by the looks of it, still does.

    Damn!!!

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 10:35:08

  22. does anyone think that the drapes match the carpet?

    By mamadough, on July 16, 2008 10:47:31

  23. She;s never had any babies, but sshe does look GREAT for 62.

    By shi, on July 16, 2008 10:52:00

  24. She;s never had any babies, but sshe does look GREAT for 62.

    By shi, on July 16, 2008 10:52:15

  25. No, no... it's not GILF... it's GMILF! Skwisgaar Skwigelf would approve.

    By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on July 16, 2008 10:56:37

  26. She looks better than Tara Reid (which is not saying much).

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 10:58:59

  27. Wow, she's amazing. I've always thought she had a beautiful face, but wow! That's a better body than half the chicks in bikinis on this site half her age...

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 11:08:15

  28. After looking at Helen Mirren and then glancing down at the pics of Rihananna "singing," I've never wanted to shag a grandmother so much in my life.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 11:11:18

  29. That woman looks fantastic!

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 11:13:51

  30. Wow! Go Helen! She's a damn fine actress and a foxy lady to boot! Love her.

    By Willa Dodge, on July 16, 2008 11:20:01

  31. She looks great.

    By markeeoo, on July 16, 2008 11:23:32

  32. That is a first class GILF. Stiffy inducing.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 11:24:02

  33. LOL @ GILF

    She is now my idol for looking good well into seniorhood. I must find out her miracle secrets for not reminding us all that flabbiness is rampant among the elderly.

    By Alicia, on July 16, 2008 11:24:20

  34. I say pass as in I cannot compete with her now at 44 , but I did not look that good at 24! ITA w/ Todd she is cool, has good reputation, so if she still can wear a bikini that is really not to stringy, fine. Looking at her swimsuit, all that is really showing is her stomach which is rather firm. If she had a one-peice suit on, all that would be covered is her stomach. The woman has to swim in something. She cannot wear a sweatsuit to swim in. She also always dresses age and body appropriate for the award shows.

    By Pass, on July 16, 2008 11:26:38

  35. I am amazed. I want her genes. She's 35 years older than me and she looks better. I'm going to go hang myself now.

    By Mardi, on July 16, 2008 11:32:00

  36. Im 26 and I dont look that good!! Good for her!

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 11:44:55

  37. she looks good for her age, but i'd hate to see the vag....

    bats may fly out

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 11:53:31

  38. She looks amazing. Period.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 11:56:37

  39. I've had a thing for Helen Mirren since she was up for her most recent Oscar. She was bringing the heat that night too.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 12:12:21

  40. I would look at old photo albums with her, ask her to tell me stories about the good old days, eat some homemade cookies...then fuck her ass with a fury that bordered on the insane.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 12:13:37

  41. I WOULD EAT HER GREY WOOL ALL NIGHT

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 12:27:46

  42. She doesn't have any kids and has millions of dollars to spend on herself and on relaxing vacations. She'd better look that good.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 12:41:14

  43. Yeah, she doesn't have any kids, however,there are a lot of 20 to 30-something year olds who wish they had a body like hers. Come on, did anyone see pics of Eva Longoria's cellulite during her vacay? Just gross.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 12:56:04

  44. Helen probably has cellulite too. You can't see the backs of her ass and thighs in these out of focus pics. She looks amazing for her age, but don't go overboard about it.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 13:00:04

  45. Boooo! Where ith JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE! He is so hott!

    By TheBig28's Dwindling T-Cell Count, on July 16, 2008 13:00:55

  46. i'd tag her bluehaired ass

    By gimmeGMILF, on July 16, 2008 13:13:13

  47. I'm still laughing over GILF--good one! This is who you SHOULD be covering. If Helen looks this good at 63, can you imagine how hot she was at 20?? And she can act!

    By Helen Rocks, on July 16, 2008 13:20:05

  48. By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 13:23:14

  49. By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 13:24:10

  50. she looks better than me and Im only 25

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 13:29:29

  51. Oh damn I'd hit that 8 ways from sunday

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 13:37:17

  52. Oh Todd, I LOVE it when you give credit where credit is due! Helen is bangin' and she should be damn proud of herself.

    By Cynthia, on July 16, 2008 13:44:17

  53. Helen Mirren for president!! Or Queen, since, you know....

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 13:46:17

  54. It's her job to look that good. She's never had any kids, so it's even easier for her. She's a working actress at 63 because she spends a lot of her money on staying fit and looking youthful so she can still get work. Most of us won't look that "good" at 63 because we can't afford to and weren't born with those genes. There's no comparing her to most people. It's not a competition.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 13:47:22

  55. She looks great and no evidence of plastic surgery. I guess not doing drugs has it's advantages eh? Wise up Brit, Miley, Linds ect.

    By Clean, on July 16, 2008 14:09:31

  56. At 23, I don't look at good as Helen. People are saying "she never had kids", well I have seen other women who have never had kids and they STILL don't look as hot as she does. Good for her. I have something to work towards, being a GILF.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 14:16:38

  57. She's got the good genes. Always has. She's well proportioned and photographs well. That's why she's done so much nude stuff during her career. Don't get your hopes up ladies. If you weren't born to have a bod like that you never will. Just be happy with what you have and keep it healthy.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 14:21:15

  58. In the infamous words of Smokey.. I would knock the dust off that pusssayyy!

    She's had one of the best racks in hollywood for ages. Nummy.

    By Jester959, on July 16, 2008 14:29:11

  59. " I guess not doing drugs has it's advantages eh? Wise up Brit, Miley, Linds ect."

    Yeah, I'm sure she totally abstained from drugs when she was a kid in the 60's. Get your head out of your ass.

    By J-Bird, on July 16, 2008 14:30:47

  60. DAMN hot GILF! can't believe she played queen elizabeth and actually looks like this!

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 14:32:00

  61. How can she be a GILF if she never had kids.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 14:33:31

  62. How can she be a GILF if she never had kids

    Because while I'm banging her I'd be yelling "Work it Grandma!"

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 14:57:23

  63. You people are all sick.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 16:25:05

  64. FANTASTIC.Love this woman.Class,style,brains and talent.Total package.

    By juanbigone, on July 16, 2008 19:14:17

  65. Very "classy" to play an underage naked girl in a movie and call it "Age Of Consent". Yeah right. Brooke Shields kid porn again, but Helen Mirren was worse.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 19:18:13

  66. HA Helen owned all the stupid whores who think they are hot she is 1000 times hotter then those skanks

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 23:46:11

  67. To Anon 13:47:22-

    I think that the great body but has kids woman is Demi More. Granted she has had a heck of alot of work done, but heck, Demi Moore look fab! And yes, Helen Mirren is the shizzle.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 00:54:27

  68. Anyone who says she has a beautiful face is visually impaired. Her body is okay, but nothing THAT special. You CAN be 55+ and not overweight!
    It's more about her nice personality.

    (said by someone a few years younger than her with slim, fit body too)

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 04:29:59

  69. She is, and always has been amazing. I agree that she is the whole package - talented, classy, intelligent and naturally beautiful and sexy.

    By Sam, on July 17, 2008 11:24:19

  70. Okay Sam, calm down.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 11:41:13

  71. She's hot, to be that age, I can only hope my bod will still look that good...

    By Moreaces, on July 17, 2008 12:52:00

  72. What the heck does GILF Mean????

    By Moreaces, on July 17, 2008 13:01:02

  73. She's smoking hot and looks like a real women should! You go girl! Oh and proof positive that women over 18 can be smoking hot! Not some screwed up size 3 that looks like a 10 yr. old boy or like you've been locked in a concentration camp.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 13:10:41

  74. She's not a GILF or MILF. she doesnt have any kids. i bet thats the secret to her awesome body.

    By Prettyboy, on July 17, 2008 14:09:01

  75. She looks pretty good.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 14:31:15

  76. Anon 12:13:37

    I literally cried.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 14:32:24

  77. Moreaces, seriously? You know MILF, right? What might possibly start with G and substitute for the M? Hmmm? Think it through....

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 15:38:35

  78. Moreaces are you kidding? It means Grandma I'd like to Fuck.

    By truth teller, on July 17, 2008 16:01:57

  79. Helen if giving these young bobble heads a run for their money, talk about class and what a body. I hope I look that good at her age.

    By NubianGoddez, on July 19, 2008 19:47:36

  80. Go Helen! You look fabulous!

    By amyinbc@gmail.com, on July 19, 2008 22:41:50

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