That chick does not look like Brook. She looks like the Crypt Keeper. WTF is up with Hulk. You'd think he'd be able to land a hot chick. His wife was much hotter than this chick.
I dont believe I am saying this but that other chick is a beast and makes brooke look kinda hot. Yea they are both shemale giants with blonde hair but the other chick looks like a meantaly challeged goonie...uggghhh...wtf hulkster???
Hulk is just pretending to be fucking that girl. The divorce is just to hide money from the family of Nick Hogan's victim. They're all fucked up and disgusting people, including Brooke.
Says you, Any Way. I'm gonna get me a Bionic Bat to keep those creeps that live behind me out of my pool.
Wait, that usually happens at night...no sun. Well, I'll have you know I do go out and...uh...shop. I play pool. Yeah, I know that's an inside thing too. And...Hey! I snowmobile! In the winter...when there's not much sun.
Shit. You're right. Stop laughing, dammit.
At least I'm better looking than Hooke and her Evil Twin.
I know I'm probably going to get my hand cut off for typing this, but Courtney Love isn't looking so bad these days compared to Hulk's GF. But maybe my contacts are getting bad.
And I would personally like to thank whoever is responsible for the Sugar DVD ad on this page. THAT is what a chick is supposed to look like.
His girlfriend looks like an ugly crackhead! I should've never blown up the thumb nail sized pic...shoulda just left well enough alone...now I'm freakin blind in one eye and puking on my keyboard.
July 15, 2008 11:26:56 And I would personally like to thank whoever is responsible for the Sugar DVD ad on this page. THAT is what a chick is supposed to look like.
What? Like JonBenet Ramsey had lived to the age of 12 and got enormous fake breasts? That's what a "chick" is "supposed" to look like? Time to leave your basement and get some sunlight, little boy.
You said it! He's gross and a funky ugly weird stank nasty ole man trying to act like a teenager. He's nothing more than a weirdo and kiddie stalker! Ewwwww!
I have to point out, Brooke looks just like her mom, the Green Giant version. It's not surprising that he's attracted to a woman of the same "type" as his wife (no accounting for taste). I saw a pic of her new dalliance and he looks a lot like young Hulk Hogan. On the upside there's still shitloads to mock about them...
"Like this audience even sees sunlight much less plays baseball."
Hey! I see sunlight. I just can't let it touch my skin, or it smokes and turns to ash. Also, I happen to own and use a Bionic bat. Bionics is the only way I can hold it up. In addition, every once in a while, I jiggle my balls in a very base way. So There!!
Vigilante: You're making me very jealous. I wish that I lived behind you...directly behind you, but it's an entirely different pool that I want to dive into. And yeah, yeah, yeah...you can still chase me around with the bionic bat. Who am I to deny you pleasure?
something about the girlfriend reminds me of Sylvester Stallone circa First Blood. maybe it's the big hangy lips but she really looks like a neanderthal cave troll. She makes Brooke look sophisticated and pretty by comparison. HEY!!! I guess that's why Broke is cool with hanging out with her dad's concubine.
I'm not Hogan fan but Brook looks just like her mother so he must like that type of chick. Brook looks like she's about 40 years old anyway. I was never to tell her from her mother.
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Leave Your Comment"if they were wearing baby bonnets and using Hulk's penis as a pacifier"
or, as they like to call it, "Friday nights".
By anonymous, on July 15, 2008 10:53:03
That chick does not look like Brook. She looks like the Crypt Keeper. WTF is up with Hulk. You'd think he'd be able to land a hot chick. His wife was much hotter than this chick.
By anonymous, on July 15, 2008 10:53:04
She has a butt only a father could love. Has loved. Either way.
By anonymous, on July 15, 2008 10:53:46
Why did the makers of "Bionic Bat" think that this would be a good place for an ad?
Like this audience even sees sunlight much less plays baseball.
By i don't like you in any way, on July 15, 2008 10:56:35
I dont believe I am saying this but that other chick is a beast and makes brooke look kinda hot. Yea they are both shemale giants with blonde hair but the other chick looks like a meantaly challeged goonie...uggghhh...wtf hulkster???
By PK, on July 15, 2008 10:58:42
I have a condo in Miami. Anyone know which hotel she is staying at?
I'm thinkin of driving by.
By anonymous, on July 15, 2008 11:03:50
Hulk is just pretending to be fucking that girl. The divorce is just to hide money from the family of Nick Hogan's victim. They're all fucked up and disgusting people, including Brooke.
By anonymous, on July 15, 2008 11:04:29
Says you, Any Way. I'm gonna get me a Bionic Bat to keep those creeps that live behind me out of my pool.
Wait, that usually happens at night...no sun. Well, I'll have you know I do go out and...uh...shop. I play pool. Yeah, I know that's an inside thing too. And...Hey! I snowmobile! In the winter...when there's not much sun.
Shit. You're right. Stop laughing, dammit.
At least I'm better looking than Hooke and her Evil Twin.
By Vigilante, on July 15, 2008 11:25:18
11:04:29
I think you're right.
By anonymous, on July 15, 2008 11:25:36
I know I'm probably going to get my hand cut off for typing this, but Courtney Love isn't looking so bad these days compared to Hulk's GF. But maybe my contacts are getting bad.
And I would personally like to thank whoever is responsible for the Sugar DVD ad on this page. THAT is what a chick is supposed to look like.
By anonymous, on July 15, 2008 11:26:56
Um, sorry to ask, but could someone tell me which one is Brooke and which one is the gf?
By anonymous, on July 15, 2008 11:40:12
His girlfriend looks like an ugly crackhead!
I should've never blown up the thumb nail sized pic...shoulda just left well enough alone...now I'm freakin blind in one eye and puking on my keyboard.
By anonymous, on July 15, 2008 11:40:54
July 15, 2008 11:26:56
And I would personally like to thank whoever is responsible for the Sugar DVD ad on this page. THAT is what a chick is supposed to look like.
What? Like JonBenet Ramsey had lived to the age of 12 and got enormous fake breasts? That's what a "chick" is "supposed" to look like? Time to leave your basement and get some sunlight, little boy.
By anonymous, on July 15, 2008 11:51:44
Brooke's hot, but the gf is fugly.
By anonymous, on July 15, 2008 12:15:16
Tickle their ass with a feather. Particularly nasty weather. Lousy day fir a fuck anyhow.
By William Turdsworth, on July 15, 2008 12:45:20
You said it! He's gross and a funky ugly weird stank nasty ole man trying to act like a teenager. He's nothing more than a weirdo and kiddie stalker! Ewwwww!
By anonymous, on July 15, 2008 12:50:49
I can't tell who is who. Is Brooke the one in the purple suit? And does the other one have Bell's Palsy?
By Willa Dodge, on July 15, 2008 12:51:20
I have to point out, Brooke looks just like her mom, the Green Giant version. It's not surprising that he's attracted to a woman of the same "type" as his wife (no accounting for taste). I saw a pic of her new dalliance and he looks a lot like young Hulk Hogan. On the upside there's still shitloads to mock about them...
By Staci, on July 15, 2008 13:07:26
a parental penis pacificer... maybe that's why her music sounds like she's mumbling
By thewillie, on July 15, 2008 13:07:32
He is a pervert.
By anonymous, on July 15, 2008 13:20:28
And Brooke thinks it's terrible that her mom is dating a guy her age....
By anonymous, on July 15, 2008 13:53:42
Seriously, which is Brooke & which is the GF???? I can't tell!
By anonymous, on July 15, 2008 14:05:41
14:05:41 --> Brooke is in purple, gf is in white.
By anonymous, on July 15, 2008 14:13:02
That is pretty messed up. I also can't tell who is who.
By anonymous, on July 15, 2008 14:43:04
teh bestest:
By PK, on July 15, 2008 10:58:42
"meantaly challeged"
By authoriti, on July 15, 2008 16:33:49
"Like this audience even sees sunlight much less plays baseball."
Hey! I see sunlight. I just can't let it touch my skin, or it smokes and turns to ash. Also, I happen to own and use a Bionic bat. Bionics is the only way I can hold it up. In addition, every once in a while, I jiggle my balls in a very base way. So There!!
Vigilante: You're making me very jealous. I wish that I lived behind you...directly behind you, but it's an entirely different pool that I want to dive into. And yeah, yeah, yeah...you can still chase me around with the bionic bat. Who am I to deny you pleasure?
By gregarb, on July 15, 2008 18:37:52
Nice support of your Mom, Brooke. Hang out with your Dad's girlfriend.
By anonymous, on July 15, 2008 19:19:21
Eww I have the same name as his girlfriend. I used to be able to google myself and get me. Now I get Hulk Hogan and this chica.
By Jen, on July 15, 2008 20:07:27
something about the girlfriend reminds me of Sylvester Stallone circa First Blood. maybe it's the big hangy lips but she really looks like a neanderthal cave troll. She makes Brooke look sophisticated and pretty by comparison. HEY!!! I guess that's why Broke is cool with hanging out with her dad's concubine.
By suddenly Brooke don't look so masculine, on July 16, 2008 06:34:20
The Hogans : keepin it in the family
By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 07:20:17
11:51:44 ---> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i couldn't have said that better myself, thank you, thank you
By stef, on July 16, 2008 07:40:15
Hulkamania is running wild!!!!!!
By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 11:12:35
i really can't tell them apart, thats so disturbing. Does hulk have to ask 'is that you brooke?' every night before getting into bed with his girl?
Its wrong on so many levels.
By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 11:34:02
BOYCOTT VH1!!! Boycott all that is Hogan. A U.S. Marine will thank you.
By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 14:09:19
Look up Whitetrash in the dictionary and there is the Hogan clan. Everything about these people is uber tacky.
By Reese, on July 16, 2008 14:15:08
genuinely can't tell which is which
By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 15:44:30
man this is fucking to damm weird
By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 22:28:55
I'm not Hogan fan but Brook looks just like her mother so he must like that type of chick. Brook looks like she's about 40 years old anyway. I was never to tell her from her mother.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 15:17:08
I wonder if Brooke rubs oil on Hulks ass?
By anonymous, on July 20, 2008 21:26:45
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