Jaime broke my heart. She went on Howard Stern and talked about how she liked dating Jewish guys and how she was ready to convert, then she goes and marries some gentile. Bitch.
Southern women are attracted to Mexican/Black fellows because they are taught from an early age to avoid these types. The rebellious nature of young women causes them to gravitate towards brown folk.
Jaime naturally picked herself a brown man because the bland vanilla brothers would rather smash beer cans in their faces, listen to Mayer and Dave Matthews and walk around in flip flops during the Winter. Can't blame the gal.
I was born and raised in the West and most of the girls and women I know - myself included - love cooking and fucking. We don't all chase "Mexican looking dudes" though. We also wear less make-up and don't tease our hair into giant hair helmets either. ;-P
Not all Southern women tease their hair and wear tons of makeup. I wear my hair straightened and just use a little mascara and lip gloss. I really LOVE how people use "Steel Magnolias" as their basis on what Southern women do.
I love this black bikini Jaime Pressly is wearing by Salt Swimwear. I have bought 5 bikinis from them this year!!! They are truly the best fitting bikini I have ever put on.
Last time I checked, there were Northern children in beauty pageants too. Not just a Southern thing. And there's Northerners on Jerry Springer as well. After all, it is filmed in Illinois. Damn Yankees.
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Leave Your CommentJaime broke my heart. She went on Howard Stern and talked about how she liked dating Jewish guys and how she was ready to convert, then she goes and marries some gentile. Bitch.
By thebig28, on July 8, 2008 23:44:08
more proof Todd is trying to eradicate all boners from earth
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 00:35:56
i got cooter critters!
By earl, on July 9, 2008 05:02:14
great when she told Stern he was "slapped a yam-aka"
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 05:37:59
Southern women are attracted to Mexican/Black fellows because they are taught from an early age to avoid these types. The rebellious nature of young women causes them to gravitate towards brown folk.
By Dr. Logic, on July 9, 2008 06:07:45
She may have a rockin' body, but she still looks like a carp from the neck up.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 06:27:31
Wow! She looks super hot after having her kid. Good for her and BTW, I would definitely hit it.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 06:38:12
Loved her in Joe Dirt.
By Willie, on July 9, 2008 07:20:09
WHO?
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 08:16:31
jaime pressly is as dumb as a box of cocoa pebbles.
By i don't like you in any way, on July 9, 2008 08:45:29
fn racist
By blumpkin pie, on July 9, 2008 08:59:00
Mexicans?? They ain't no Mexicans! Theys is Preto Reekan! Get it right or they'll cut you...
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on July 9, 2008 09:09:49
Jaime could do so much better. That gorilla she had a baby with is ugly as hell. How is he going to make money when he's too old to be a DJ?
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 09:14:39
Jaime naturally picked herself a brown man because the bland vanilla brothers would rather smash beer cans in their faces, listen to Mayer and Dave Matthews and walk around in flip flops during the Winter. Can't blame the gal.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 09:15:08
"She went on Howard Stern and talked about how she liked dating Jewish guys..."
Yeah, this is before she started making her own money. Funny how that works...
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 09:48:33
Dr. Logic:
Northern girls are taught the same thing. Ever watch Jungle Fever? Oh wait~~she was Hispanic or something wasn't she? Nevermind.
And yes, us Southern girls love cooking and fucking.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 09:55:34
I was born and raised in the West and most of the girls and women I know - myself included - love cooking and fucking. We don't all chase "Mexican looking dudes" though. We also wear less make-up and don't tease our hair into giant hair helmets either. ;-P
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 10:01:44
"We don't all chase "Mexican looking dudes" though."
Unless you work for Border Patrol...
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 10:06:35
^ LOL WIN!!
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 10:10:21
Poison Ivy 3.
Rent it!
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 11:32:04
Anon 10:01
Not all Southern women tease their hair and wear tons of makeup. I wear my hair straightened and just use a little mascara and lip gloss. I really LOVE how people use "Steel Magnolias" as their basis on what Southern women do.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 12:21:39
"I really LOVE how people use "Steel Magnolias" as their basis on what Southern women do."
No kidding. The Jerry Springer show is a much more accurate depiction.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 12:26:05
I love this black bikini Jaime Pressly is wearing by Salt Swimwear. I have bought 5 bikinis from them this year!!! They are truly the best fitting bikini I have ever put on.
By Shannon, on July 9, 2008 12:34:44
"I really LOVE how people use "Steel Magnolias" as their basis on what Southern women do."
No kidding. The Jerry Springer show is a much more accurate depiction.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 12:26:05
LOL Don't forget they make them look like whores and put them in beauty pageants as soon as they're born.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 12:42:32
Last time I checked, there were Northern children in beauty pageants too. Not just a Southern thing. And there's Northerners on Jerry Springer as well. After all, it is filmed in Illinois. Damn Yankees.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 14:14:55
"After all, it is filmed in Illinois."
Illinois is the Midwest. Not to be confused with the Northeast, which is superior in most every tangible and intangible measure.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 14:21:55
Who gives a shit really about what Southerners and Northerners do?? I thought this shit got settled back in 1865.
By Honest Abe, on July 9, 2008 15:09:29
That's not a Mexican. It's some kind of jungle-dwelling muskrat that managed to weazel its way poolside.
By George Page, on July 9, 2008 15:58:35
Coming from a southern girl, that's right about the fucking and cooking...not so much about the mexican looking guys. :-P
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 16:59:14
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