IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Jamie Lynn Spears is On The Cover

Jamie Lynn Spears is On The Cover

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They left out the part where Britney burst into the room and started yelling "Well listen up, sonny Jim: I'm gonna eat a baby. Oh, aye. Baby, the other, other white meat. Baby, it's what's for dinner. I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Git in mah bellay!!!"

By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 10:25:08
She's on the freakin cover of a British magazine that's not even sold in the US, good for the little white trash whore

By justin, on July 9, 2008 10:40:12
"She's on the freakin cover of a British magazine that's not even sold in the US, good for the little white trash whore"

You don't live in the U.S. I take it because that magazine is on every grocery store checkout lane, convenience store rack, and newsstand in the U.S.

By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 10:43:46
Way to go, OK magazine...you're telling kids everywhere it's OK to have babies at an early age! Too bad for most teen moms that they don't have the make-up artists and hair people to keep them looking good (or gray??!!)and they usually don't have the money and support network to be happy little mommies. OK should change it's name to FU

By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 10:49:59
Greeeaaat...they're promoting underage pregnancy. Super, so much for welfare reform.

By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 10:50:01
I'd love to see Todd in his ascot at Wal-Mart. Yum-my!

By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 11:04:05
She looks to be pushing 50. Seriously, I'm over 40 and I look half this chick's age. I haven't seen that much old school pancake makeup trowelled on someone's face since General Hospital circa 1986.
It is absolutely appalling how she thinks is fine to whore her baby out like this... but then, that special talent does seem to be shared by all the Spears women.
Finally, what the hell is up with Britney's skanky uberporn hair??? She'd be luck to get a good weekend shift at Cheetah's looking like that.

By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 11:05:59
Jamie said: "Then I get my bath. We have a routine, and I love routines.

I have a suggestion for a routine and/or some structure -- get a fucking job where you have to wake early and work 8 hours daily. While you're at it, how about getting an education? Would that be too much to ask, you parasite? Sorry, I absolutely abhor useless celebs that contribute ZERO.

By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on July 9, 2008 11:12:20
Yeah, I'd trowel some "pancake makeup" on her face.

See what I did there?

By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 11:15:32
I've alawys wondered what drives celebs so bat-sh!t insane. But now it makes sense. Having a creepy producer as your real father, while everyone pretends to have this glossy, cheerful Disney-mericana life = certain doom for this baby.

By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 11:16:32
Does any one really care about trailer trash jamie. When her kid is her age she will have her own baby, monkey see, monkey do.

By THE PUNISHER, on July 9, 2008 11:31:27
That baby looks like something I saw on StileProject.com.

By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 12:06:38
Oh leave her alone. They aren't promoting teen pregnancy. I say good for her for keeping this baby in the first place. I'm sure she'll be a much better mother then Britney is. She certainly seems more responsible. Maturity and age don't always go hand in hand, as Britney has obviously shown us.

By Candy, on July 9, 2008 12:12:07
"I say good for her for keeping this baby in the first place."

She didn't fucking do anything. Any retard can get pregnant. Infact, you are a retard for not using a fucking condom. And uh, saying that being a mother is the best thing in the world is absolunty promoting teen pregnancy.

By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 12:31:26
wow - the nineties called, they'd like their frosted hair and proud teen mom's back! what the eff, is she in a contest with her sister to see who can get the most negative attention? g-zus!

By thewillie, on July 9, 2008 12:36:02
From what I gather, momager Lynn had this cover sold early in J.L.'s pregnancy.

I'm sure the breakout of copycat pregnancies across America has nothing to do with this debacle. Except the girls in that school in MA are saying that they want to be like Jamie Lynn and made pregnancy pacts to achieve that status of greatness.

Stupid begets stupid.

By Sami, on July 9, 2008 12:37:21
Oh god. Her hair looks terrible. But at least Britney's doesn't look like a rat's nest anymore.

By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 12:39:35
"I say good for her for keeping this baby in the first place."

This pearl of wisdom coming from a person named "Candy."

By 789, on July 9, 2008 12:41:44
Whore. Whore. Whore. Whore. Whore. Whore. Whore. Whore. Whore. Whore. Whore. Whore. Whore. Whore. Whore. Whore.

Fucked up beyond words.

By Ken Mehlman, on July 9, 2008 12:49:54
I would have said good for her if she had an Abortion. Who needs another inbred Spears running around?

By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 13:02:28
She looks photoshopped to death, and the hair is still seen on secretaries and receptionists in your local doctor's offices. That baby looks like a dead fetus.

By Willa Dodge, on July 9, 2008 13:03:10
It's too bad Britney can't get her meth face fixed, but at least the weave looks better. The real question is, will she be able to keep it clean?

By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 13:04:34
13:02:28

Agreed. It would have been the smart thing for her to do. It would have been the smart thing for her parents to enforce. Idiots.

By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 13:10:23
Latest clue that this isn't going to end well: Being a Mom isn't a feeling, Jamie Lynn. It's not a FEELING at all. It's a huge RESPONSIBILITY.

By Amy, on July 9, 2008 13:32:39
Why didn't anyone put me on the cover of a magazine when I had my baby @ 16? Oh yeah, because people still got embarrassed about shit back then and I was too busy working to feed him anyway. What a shite state of affairs.

By Staci, on July 9, 2008 13:39:01
I'm sorry my parents named me Candy? What the hell does my name have to do with anything? Why don't you add something to the conversation that isn't a petty insult towards me just because I disagree with you? Grow up.

Also, her hair looks AWFUL. They did some weird Photoshop crap to her face too. She just looks, I dunno, "off."

By Candy, on July 9, 2008 13:49:18
13:32
I was wondering why her statement seemed "off"... you hit it right on the nail. Doesn't seem like anything's really sunk in for her, wonder how many nannies she has working round the clock so she can stay blissfully obvlivious to her child.

By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 13:51:37
Yeah..getting pregnant at 16..very mature...I'm sure we can expect many more wonderful things from her.
I give it 8 months before the novelty of this little skank having a baby wears off and the baby daddy(whoever it may be)starts fighting for custody.

By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 13:55:37
Candy, sex tape please.

By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 14:19:10
Next time Jamie - put it in your ass and keep it there. Jesus - how dumb can you be? You can still be a skank and baby free!

By Your Sister Brit, on July 9, 2008 14:26:06
If Jamie Lynn were truly mature, she would have given the baby up for adoption - at least then, poor little Maddie might have gotten a decent name and a chance in life. No 17 year old is really equipped to give a bay what he/she needs. Maddie is fucked before she even gets started, being born into that inbred family of rednecks. Sad.

By nanster, on July 9, 2008 14:26:15
The whole thing does a pretty good job of distracting you from the fact that this chick is 16 years old and got knocked up by some dude in his 40s who probably has a kid her age. This whole thing is sick and perverted and the whole Spears clan should be ashamed.

PS: Candy is a retard with a white trash retard name.

By thebig28, on July 9, 2008 14:40:29
Candy is a stripper's name.

Britney shouldn't have "kept" the babies either. Neither of those girls should be having kids.

By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 14:59:01
my stepkids have been getting their hair frosted (excuse me, highlightened) in this exact same way for the past three years. dark blonde hair, whitish, um, highlights. WTF is this insane craze? they live down south, too. weird.

By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 15:32:21
Did Nicole and Keith really name their kid "Sunday"?

Freaks.

By Tuesday Weld, on July 9, 2008 16:16:05
I think I know the routine she's referring to:

1. Have unprotected sex
2. Get pregnant
3. Have baby
Repeat as many times as you can...

By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 17:02:17
17:02:17, and we know she and Shitney will stick to that routine. They're white trash, and that is what white trash people do.

By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 18:54:00
Did she ever say that she had unprotected sex? Maybe the condom broke. How many of YOU had unprotected sex when you were "underage"? I didn't even know there was a such thing as getting pregnant underage. Is there a law that says you have to be XX years old to be pregnant?!

By Kasey, on July 9, 2008 19:24:33
She looks older than her mom. Seriously. And what a great legacy for her daughter. Honey, we pimped you out to a cheesy magazine before you were even born.

Still, best wishes to her. Let's hope that Jamie Lynn fades into obscurity, for her own sake and for her daughter's.

By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 20:07:49
new fashion statement for 2008: 16 years old girls & a granny hairstyle. babies are this season's best accessories! .

wow! Jamie Lynn is so in !!

nice!!!

By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 20:23:26
Is anyone disturbed that the quote is "she'll FEED every x hours..."

Cattle and pigs "feed". Humans actually eat last time I checked. Just how detached from her baby Jamie Lynn?

By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 01:08:44
kasey, dear, "the condom broke" is the OLDEST excuse/lie there is.

face it, this little slutty piece of trash was fucking without protection.

By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 07:13:33
"I'm sorry my parents named me Candy?"

Are you asking me? Wait, your parents named you Candy? Not Candice or something? Yeah, you are trash. Are you a part of the Spears family?

By 789, on July 10, 2008 08:33:37
She's a worthless slut just like her sister who will abandon her kids for drugs and whoring around just like Britney. It's especially revolting that her parents aren't going after that over 30 child molester who knocked her up. The whole Spears clan is as disgusting as the Hogans.

By gross family, on July 10, 2008 08:53:33
So what if the condom broke. Plan B is available over the counter.

Next excuse please!

By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 11:55:33
"Did she ever say that she had unprotected sex? Maybe the condom broke. How many of YOU had unprotected sex when you were "underage"? I didn't even know there was a such thing as getting pregnant underage. Is there a law that says you have to be XX years old to be pregnant?!"

i never had unprotected sex when i was younger because I AM NOT A FUCKING RETARD. in this day and age it's impossible not to wear a condom with all the fun std's and BABIES that are likely to come about.

ok, you must be a guy. and what do you mean you "didn't know" it was possible to get prego underage? any woman is capable of being pregnant once they begin to menstruate (which can begin as early as age 9-10). a girl can get pregnant at the age 12 for christ sakes. being prego underage means being less that 16-18 years old (depending on the state) making that girl a minor and child at the time of sex. FUCKING A CHILD is frowned upon by law. so yes, there is a fucking law. this concludes our lesson for the day.

By mamadough, on July 10, 2008 13:03:38
Did she ever say that she had unprotected sex? Maybe the condom broke. How many of YOU had unprotected sex when you were "underage"? I didn't even know there was a such thing as getting pregnant underage. Is there a law that says you have to be XX years old to be pregnant?!

Kasey, I am afraid you're too stupid to live. Please kill yourself before you breed.

By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 14:51:21
she looks like she is 35

By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 17:22:50
Teens should not be having sex. Case closed. Keep your legs closed sluts and get an after school job.

By get a job!, on July 10, 2008 17:35:14
I think that baby looks just like the teen boy they say is the father, what's his name clem or cleetus something?
That hair is sprayed with Aqua Net pink for sho'.

By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 18:08:02
It's not about OK promoting it for me, it's more so about Jamie Lynn thinking pregnancy and parenting is a walk in the park. The way she says it makes it sound like taking care of a dog for god's sake.

By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 18:08:32
"Kasey, I am afraid you're too stupid to live. Please kill yourself before you breed."

This comment made me LMAO. I totally agree. And unless she had it colored that way, (I can't see why she would) women should not start getting grey hair at age 16.

By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 18:36:11
Jamie gave a better excuse for her pregnancy than Kasey did.[blaming brit because she didn't gave her "the talk"]
"I didn't even know there was a such thing as getting pregnant underage."
omg, where you stupid or living under a rock?
how the fuck did you think babies were made?

By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 19:19:37
My God how stupid can these people be? The underage pregnancy was refering to there being an age where one has to reach before they should/allowed to be pregnant. She got pregnant, took responsibility ( and it sure as hell aint none of yalls business to say she should have given up her baby),she's happy (so what), if teenage girls are dumb enough to want to get pregnant to be like her so be it. Their parents should talk to them.

By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 07:35:09
Its called a condom, learn to use it. Its not that hard. Most people do use one.

By Supernetuser, on July 11, 2008 11:00:13
The last thing this world needs is stupid magazines promoting unwed teen mothers. Bitch is lucky she didn't get an std or the 30 year old father isnt in jail.

By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 11:45:37
Jamie Lynn wouldn't know responsibility if it came up and knocked the frosting right out of her hair. Guaranteed this whole little story is complete BS, and just angled to make her seem like an attentive and responsible mom. Typical day in the life of Jamie Lynn: sleeps in while the nanny takes care of Maddie, wanders downstairs at the crack of noon to eat lunch, and mindlessly holds baby on her lap while she watches MTV. She is just absolutely clueless about how tough it is for most mothers.

By idk, my bff Jill, on July 11, 2008 13:41:19
Just another fucking hillbilly to add to our population.When is that Cyrus tart due?

By fuchillbillys, on July 12, 2008 18:13:24