Go to any college campus and you will see couples just like this: rich untalented fat guys w/ manboobs dating semi-attractive chicks with the IQ of a tampon.
Ah, they're cute. I don't have a problem with either of them. They seem pretty devoted and considering we've just read about Britney voluntarily giving up her kids, I'm all for that.
...say what you want about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner,
Ok. He's a douchebag who always has his dumb frat-boy mouth hanging open waiting for Matt Damon to write some dialogue for him and she's a ho'bag TV starlet who dumped her beau of many years to be with this turd because he's "famouser".
Oh, and I love how doing the things that practically every able parent in the world does for their kids is now considered being "great" parents. How did the bar get set so low? "Hey, look! They aren't throwing their kids under a bus! What great parents!"
I'm with 11:47--I think that kid is adorable, and I can't stand Ben Affleck. As Todd wrote, Violet looks incredibly happy ALL THE TIME. No wonder her parents are boring; they spend all their time raising her. They have that luxury because they're wealthy. They could easily go the other way and hire a nanny so they could travel, and show up at various idiotic events, and just generally be stupid and worthless. They haven't. Good for them.
Ted Casablanca is such an asshole, with his "Toothy Tile That Isn't Tom Cruise" crap. Fuck him.
This poor woman harbors the demon seed of Ben Aflek. She shouldn't be surprised if her love child grows into an alcoholic gambler with a fake personality and a sexual craving for big butts.
"If Paris Hilton had a baby, in six months..." In 6 months it would be a fully formed Antichrist with the head of the elephant man, the torso of Ashlee Simpson in her 4th trimester, the legs of a giraffe, spots and all, and the brain of Andy Dick. In other words.....Samantha Ronson.
Little Miss Sunshine(aka L.M. Tissepotte): I'm behind a couple of days on my IDLYITW reading. I'm extremely upset, hurt, and angry about your referring to me as,"A half-insane freak in a flowered dress...", on the Eva Longoria thread. I'm TOTALLY insane, and don't you forget it!! I have a rep to uphold.
Congrats to the happy family on the expected new arrival. They seem to be the most normal family in L.A.Land at the moment, so glad to see news of the event
Often, the cutest babies turn out not so cute later on, while the homely babies turn out good-looking. Sometimes the features that are cute on a kid are not cute on an adult, and vice-versa.
Let's leave Violet alone and be happy she's happy.
WELL DIDN'T KATIE HOLMES DO THE SAME THING... DIG HER NAILS INTO TOM CRUISE.. HAVE HIS KID SO THAT SHE IS SET FOR LIFE NOW.. BEFORE SHE WAS IN B LISTER MOVIES..IT WASN'T UNTIL SHE MARRIED TOM CRUISE THAT SHE BECAME A A LISTER AND HANGING OUT WITH A LIST PEOPLE
You never see Jennifer without panties, or drunkenly vomiting outside some club, or snorting coke. Violet is cute, and you can see the love is real between Jennifer and the baby. She seems to be a very good, hands-on mother. Okay, I hate that she dumped Scott Foley for her Alias co-star, but since she got with Ben, I can't say anything bad about her. Maybe, just maybe, these two might last. I hope so, for the sake of the child/ren.
Katie Holmes did NOT dig her nails into Tom Cruise. She was hired after a casting call. There is some debate about whether Suri is the daughter of Chris Klein, her ex, or the product of an insemination with L. Ron Hubbard's frozen sperm (Google it and see the astounding resemblance between Suri and Ella Travolta as a baby). Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba and Scarlet Johansson all reportedly refused the same contract offer that Katie accepted. No doubt these women thank their lucky stars every day that they refused Tiny Tom, as they watch Katie become a walking corpse. No amount of money is worth selling your soul.
23 Comments:
Leave Your CommentHope her new baby is cuter than the one she got now, her eyes are so deeply set they scare me.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2008 09:03:00
love this couple.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2008 09:05:14
Wait - you really think Hilton's kid would have a diaper on???
By 2buckchuck, on July 18, 2008 09:18:43
Good for Mannish and Fatboy!!! I hope this new gremlin is also very happy.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2008 09:22:50
This couple is so boring. Good for them, but I really don't care.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2008 09:23:46
"love this couple."
Go to any college campus and you will see couples just like this: rich untalented fat guys w/ manboobs dating semi-attractive chicks with the IQ of a tampon.
By J-Bird, on July 18, 2008 09:32:10
Ah, they're cute. I don't have a problem with either of them. They seem pretty devoted and considering we've just read about Britney voluntarily giving up her kids, I'm all for that.
By Kate, on July 18, 2008 10:07:12
I hate to call a kid ugly, but their first kid looks like something that tries to kill and eat hobbits.
By thebig28, on July 18, 2008 10:42:47
There are more dogs in Hollywood than I can handle. Where is Old Yeller when you need him. My dick is sore.
By Rin Tin Tin, Jr., on July 18, 2008 11:03:53
Hmm, that hole in Ben's chin looks interesting. I might want to...give give it a quick oil check.
By Thebig28's Dwindling T-Cell Count, on July 18, 2008 11:07:58
Stuck in a bear trap. LMAO! I could totally see that! It would also get parasite's wonky eye and long ass bird nose.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2008 11:29:31
I bet they are hoping for a little boy.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2008 11:31:54
Violet is cute. You guys are crazy.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2008 11:47:07
...say what you want about Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner,
Ok. He's a douchebag who always has his dumb frat-boy mouth hanging open waiting for Matt Damon to write some dialogue for him and she's a ho'bag TV starlet who dumped her beau of many years to be with this turd because he's "famouser".
Oh, and I love how doing the things that practically every able parent in the world does for their kids is now considered being "great" parents. How did the bar get set so low? "Hey, look! They aren't throwing their kids under a bus! What great parents!"
By anonymous, on July 18, 2008 15:19:15
I'm with 11:47--I think that kid is adorable, and I can't stand Ben Affleck. As Todd wrote, Violet looks incredibly happy ALL THE TIME. No wonder her parents are boring; they spend all their time raising her. They have that luxury because they're wealthy. They could easily go the other way and hire a nanny so they could travel, and show up at various idiotic events, and just generally be stupid and worthless. They haven't. Good for them.
Ted Casablanca is such an asshole, with his "Toothy Tile That Isn't Tom Cruise" crap. Fuck him.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on July 18, 2008 15:25:06
I love JG, but her pinky toe is really freakin me out.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2008 21:35:42
This poor woman harbors the demon seed of Ben Aflek. She shouldn't be surprised if her love child grows into an alcoholic gambler with a fake personality and a sexual craving for big butts.
By anonymous, on July 19, 2008 00:41:50
"If Paris Hilton had a baby, in six months..."
In 6 months it would be a fully formed Antichrist with the head of the elephant man, the torso of Ashlee Simpson in her 4th trimester, the legs of a giraffe, spots and all, and the brain of Andy Dick. In other words.....Samantha Ronson.
Little Miss Sunshine(aka L.M. Tissepotte):
I'm behind a couple of days on my IDLYITW reading. I'm extremely upset, hurt, and angry about your referring to me as,"A half-insane freak in a flowered dress...", on the Eva Longoria thread. I'm TOTALLY insane, and don't you forget it!! I have a rep to uphold.
By gregarb, on July 19, 2008 01:16:19
Congrats to the happy family on the expected new arrival. They seem to be the most normal family in L.A.Land at the moment, so glad to see news of the event
By anonymous, on July 19, 2008 13:14:04
Often, the cutest babies turn out not so cute later on, while the homely babies turn out good-looking. Sometimes the features that are cute on a kid are not cute on an adult, and vice-versa.
Let's leave Violet alone and be happy she's happy.
By jm, on July 20, 2008 08:45:04
WELL DIDN'T KATIE HOLMES DO THE SAME THING...
DIG HER NAILS INTO TOM CRUISE.. HAVE HIS KID
SO THAT SHE IS SET FOR LIFE NOW.. BEFORE SHE
WAS IN B LISTER MOVIES..IT WASN'T UNTIL SHE
MARRIED TOM CRUISE THAT SHE BECAME A A LISTER
AND HANGING OUT WITH A LIST PEOPLE
By anonymous, on July 20, 2008 09:42:24
You never see Jennifer without panties, or drunkenly vomiting outside some club, or snorting coke. Violet is cute, and you can see the love is real between Jennifer and the baby. She seems to be a very good, hands-on mother. Okay, I hate that she dumped Scott Foley for her Alias co-star, but since she got with Ben, I can't say anything bad about her. Maybe, just maybe, these two might last. I hope so, for the sake of the child/ren.
By anonymous, on July 20, 2008 11:43:39
Katie Holmes did NOT dig her nails into Tom Cruise. She was hired after a casting call. There is some debate about whether Suri is the daughter of Chris Klein, her ex, or the product of an insemination with L. Ron Hubbard's frozen sperm (Google it and see the astounding resemblance between Suri and Ella Travolta as a baby). Jennifer Garner, Jessica Alba and Scarlet Johansson all reportedly refused the same contract offer that Katie accepted. No doubt these women thank their lucky stars every day that they refused Tiny Tom, as they watch Katie become a walking corpse. No amount of money is worth selling your soul.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 15:30:02
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