You know, I'm not a J-Lo fan because I hate snotty bitches who think they deserve everything, buuuuuuuuuuut I am going to say that she looks good considering she did just have twins. I mean, she was huge when she was prego, so... lay off. I dare you to look anything close to that after you pop out two watermelons after being the size a a VW bug.
Yeah, that'd be what a woman looks like mate. Some people like em super skinny, some like em super fat, and some in between. It's just opinions, but if we're gonna have a go at anyone I'd have thought it'd be the guys who prefer the skinny, no boobs, no bush, 13 year old look.
I'd hit it, but at the same time I wonder how many tacos and burritos have met their doom during her prolific climb to the 175 lb plateau. She's an absolute tank.
lol; I've pretty much disliked her since after she got real famous with "Selena"... so I'm not a fanboy... but that's hardly what I call fat. If that's fat, I guess the Olsen twins are thick?
Where did her breasts go?? If she's already lost those, she's not allowed to claimed "baby fat" anymore. The boobs are usually the last to go, which is sensible, seeing as how they prevent starvation. She's obviously just being a big fat ole lazy stuck-up bitch with handmaidens and maidservants and servemen and menhelpers. She must outweigh what's-his-cadaver by 50 lbs. If I were him, I'd sew tennis balls into her nightgown to prevent her from rolling over and crushing my spinal column. He probably sleeps in his coffin, though, so maybe it's not an issue.
for someone who had twins naturally about 2 seconds ago she looks great. then again, a personal chef, trainer, nutritionist, and liposuction artist don't hurt. i can only hope to be a rich diva by the time i pop out some kids so that i can snap back to only kinda chubby a few months later. ps, what happened to the unspoken rule of one piece only suits for new moms? can't we hearken back to a simpler time?
She just had twins and I think she looks good. We need to stop talking this way about women and their weight, especially women who have recently given birth to children. It is not healthy to be back down to pre-pregnancy weight in 4 weeks. Besides that, not everyone is built like all of those sickly looking people that grace the covers of every magazine. FYI...WOMEN CAN HAVE CURVES!! Ya'll are just hatin anyways, cuz girl is on a yacht in Italy.
She had twins because she took fertility drugs and paid for them. I wonder how many fetuses died before this waste of skin finally carried to term. Some people shouldn't breed!
My breasts got big only a few days after the milk came in and then went back down to their normal small size for the whole year I breastfed both of my kids. I wish they stayed big, but they didn't. I'm not defending Jennifer Lopez though. She seems like the type of person who pays other people to feed her babies.
Ho-pez never had tits, she had ass, and now she's just a cunt and nobody likes anything she has unless they're Scientologists, or dumbass latinos and blacks.
Her tits have always been small and her ass always fat and giant. It's just now her thighs look like they ate twins and her belly is a little sloppy. *shrug* She still sucks.
What the hell? She looks pefectly fine, she's got curves and it's the curves that turns men on. However, people nowadays are all about the super plastic or the "10 year old schoolgirl-look with humonguos boobs" and that is just plain retarded. Period. You disgust me.
"She must outweigh what's-his-cadaver by 50 lbs. If I were him, I'd sew tennis balls into her nightgown to prevent her from rolling over and crushing my spinal column. He probably sleeps in his coffin, though, so maybe it's not an issue."
Fatty alert! Fatty alert! Hide the ice cream until the chunk-butt alert has been revoked!
I wouldn't show her to my friends or admit to tagging that ass in public, but I'd spoot all over her boobs and then never call her Mexican ass ever again.
fuck that asshole that said only latinos like that dumb ho!!!! she makes me want to vomit everytime she talks about being puertorican. YOU AIN'T ONE OF US PUTA!!! YOU CAN'T EVEN FIND THE DAMN ISLAND ON THE MAP! if you're gonna walk around claiming you're heritage, at least learn the language.
by the way, she doesn't look great, but i've seen worse.
Not a J-Lo fan but considering the woman gave birth to twins only a few months ago...I think it's amazing she can even get in a bikini.. You men are brutal!
anonymous 21:27:26 You in particular will enjoy go fug yourself dot com's feature on Jenny from yesterday or so. (Gotta scroll down.) They have her fake-ass Puerto Rican bullshit down, and their commentary about the Sunset Boulevard-y attitude she's copping as she gets on some rich asshole's yacht in Italy is hilarious. It is my favorite site after this one.
"My butt is STILL big! It's the PANTS that got small!"
I'm not usually a fan of people being rude about people's bodies and of course, she just had twins. On the other hand she made an entire effing CAREER out of her ass and supposedly amazing body - live by the sword etc.
I think that all you people out there that make fun of her need to take a good look at yourselves in the fucking mirror because i am sure that you people are not perfect by no means. I think she looks pretty dam good for having twins.All you people who make fun of her need to get a life and grow the fuck up.
I think that all you people out there that make fun of her need to take a good look at yourselves in the fucking mirror because i am sure that you people are not perfect by no means. I think she looks pretty dam good for having twins.All you people who make fun of her need to get a life and grow the fuck up.
I'd rather slam my balls between two bricks than fuck that fat spoiled,talentless shrew. She looks like a sheepdog in drag. Makes Linda Tripp look like a runway model.
All you anony-mouses who type "need to get a life" need to get something new to type so that the rest of us, the ones with functional grey matter, don't snap due to boredom and go on a rampage of creativity involving sharp objects and dullards.
I just love that people think she's fat. I guess it makes them forget what nasty lard-asses they are. She might not be my fav person ever but hell, I can tell you that she ain't even close to 140 lbs.
And hell, she's richer than your ass will ever be.
jen thats what u are skeleton boo wanted to make u fat so u stop been so diva ad the end he just want u to stop been famous and he just finale got it now u just past to be a house wife and with all the $$$$$ u have u can build u r body back
jen thats what u are skeleton boo wanted to make u fat so u stop been so diva ad the end he just want u to stop been famous and he just finale got it now u just past to be a house wife and with all the $$$$$ u have u can build u r body back
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Leave Your CommentYou know, I'm not a J-Lo fan because I hate snotty bitches who think they deserve everything, buuuuuuuuuuut I am going to say that she looks good considering she did just have twins. I mean, she was huge when she was prego, so... lay off. I dare you to look anything close to that after you pop out two watermelons after being the size a a VW bug.
By iloveyajustnotrightnow, on July 7, 2008 09:35:33
Her body rejected kids so she took fertility drugs and ended up having twins instead of adopting. Fuck her, she's fat.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 09:37:38
Yeah, that'd be what a woman looks like mate. Some people like em super skinny, some like em super fat, and some in between. It's just opinions, but if we're gonna have a go at anyone I'd have thought it'd be the guys who prefer the skinny, no boobs, no bush, 13 year old look.
By sinaplenty, on July 7, 2008 09:39:55
So...are we talking about actual twins, or those two fetuses growing on the sides of her thighs?
By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 09:46:52
I think I'd hit it.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 09:56:48
I'd hit it, but at the same time I wonder how many tacos and burritos have met their doom during her prolific climb to the 175 lb plateau. She's an absolute tank.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 10:05:41
Who is the drowned rat next to her in pic #3? El Cantante?
By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 10:06:18
she is a fat cow now ,she should be at the run of the bulls in Pamplona Spain runing down drunk guys come jlo mmmmoooooooo
By she left a cow pie aboard, on July 7, 2008 10:06:19
Yeah, that's a great idea. Cover the part of you that's the fattest with something tight and shiny.
She's an idiot. Not just for that reason either.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 10:06:26
She puts the "ho" in "trabajo".
By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 10:07:43
lol; I've pretty much disliked her since after she got real famous with "Selena"... so I'm not a fanboy... but that's hardly what I call fat. If that's fat, I guess the Olsen twins are thick?
By lloyddobblerNJ, on July 7, 2008 10:19:11
Yeah, that's a great idea. Cover the part of you that's the fattest with something tight and shiny.
She's an idiot. Not just for that reason either.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 10:06:26
Agree. She needs something to cover her up, like a big garbage bag, and her ugly face needs to be inside it too.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 10:51:16
Looks fat and sloppy to me.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 11:10:09
crap, i thought my thighs were big. guess i'd better be happy they're not as big as jenny from the block's.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 11:47:10
Still riding on Selena's death, J-Lo? Are you friends with Yolanda Saldivar?
By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 11:53:44
Where did her breasts go?? If she's already lost those, she's not allowed to claimed "baby fat" anymore. The boobs are usually the last to go, which is sensible, seeing as how they prevent starvation. She's obviously just being a big fat ole lazy stuck-up bitch with handmaidens and maidservants and servemen and menhelpers. She must outweigh what's-his-cadaver by 50 lbs. If I were him, I'd sew tennis balls into her nightgown to prevent her from rolling over and crushing my spinal column. He probably sleeps in his coffin, though, so maybe it's not an issue.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on July 7, 2008 11:56:27
If it wasn't Jennifer Lopez then I'd say she's hot, but it's Jennifer Lopez, so I say she's fat and ugly.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 12:00:29
for someone who had twins naturally about 2 seconds ago she looks great. then again, a personal chef, trainer, nutritionist, and liposuction artist don't hurt. i can only hope to be a rich diva by the time i pop out some kids so that i can snap back to only kinda chubby a few months later. ps, what happened to the unspoken rule of one piece only suits for new moms? can't we hearken back to a simpler time?
By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 12:04:42
I'd pound the sh!t out of that flab.
By Tim, on July 7, 2008 12:06:13
Silly Scientologist, bikinis are for babes!
By go back to the bronx, jenny, on July 7, 2008 12:10:04
She just had twins and I think she looks good. We need to stop talking this way about women and their weight, especially women who have recently given birth to children. It is not healthy to be back down to pre-pregnancy weight in 4 weeks. Besides that, not everyone is built like all of those sickly looking people that grace the covers of every magazine. FYI...WOMEN CAN HAVE CURVES!! Ya'll are just hatin anyways, cuz girl is on a yacht in Italy.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 12:16:10
she's a fat cunt.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 12:16:35
Little Miss sunshine, the boobs are the first to go if you're not breastfeeding.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 12:20:08
She had twins because she took fertility drugs and paid for them. I wonder how many fetuses died before this waste of skin finally carried to term. Some people shouldn't breed!
By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 12:21:01
THAR SHE BLOWS!!!
By Fred, on July 7, 2008 12:22:35
My breasts got big only a few days after the milk came in and then went back down to their normal small size for the whole year I breastfed both of my kids. I wish they stayed big, but they didn't. I'm not defending Jennifer Lopez though. She seems like the type of person who pays other people to feed her babies.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 12:24:59
I love your headline. Too comico! By the way, I think she acknowledged that she would not bother to breastfeed her kiddos.
By Lale, on July 7, 2008 12:27:15
"Little Miss sunshine, the boobs are the first to go if you're not breastfeeding."
Wrong. Your milk glands don't care how much breast tissue you have, but your milk glands will dry up if you don't breastfeed.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 12:30:56
Can we please have the breastfeeding discussion somewhere else? Geez!
By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 12:34:19
Ho-pez never had tits, she had ass, and now she's just a cunt and nobody likes anything she has unless they're Scientologists, or dumbass latinos and blacks.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 12:36:18
Her blow hole is her a-hole, expelling gas as a result of chowing down on too much Taco Bell. Man, I hate this bitch and her half-dead husband.
By teammlr1, on July 7, 2008 12:40:37
She does look richer than all the people around her. Did she find the other ones on a banana boat? Somebody should call the U.S. Dept. of Immigration.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 12:43:46
you know, she looks fine. she is NOT fat either nor does she appear scary skinny.
just sayin'
By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 14:54:27
Her tits have always been small and her ass always fat and giant. It's just now her thighs look like they ate twins and her belly is a little sloppy. *shrug* She still sucks.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 15:08:03
What the hell? She looks pefectly fine, she's got curves and it's the curves that turns men on. However, people nowadays are all about the super plastic or the "10 year old schoolgirl-look with humonguos boobs" and that is just plain retarded. Period. You disgust me.
By retards, on July 7, 2008 15:25:01
Mmm J.Lo u is sexy sexyy
By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 15:39:30
she needs to back that ass up ..actually she looks fine to me..but like others asked who is the rat faced dude...
By the king of all, on July 7, 2008 16:08:25
"She must outweigh what's-his-cadaver by 50 lbs. If I were him, I'd sew tennis balls into her nightgown to prevent her from rolling over and crushing my spinal column. He probably sleeps in his coffin, though, so maybe it's not an issue."
effing classic.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 16:25:31
retards 15:25:01
Fatty alert! Fatty alert! Hide the ice cream until the chunk-butt alert has been revoked!
I wouldn't show her to my friends or admit to tagging that ass in public, but I'd spoot all over her boobs and then never call her Mexican ass ever again.
By Bozo Goop, on July 7, 2008 19:46:31
It could be worse, folks. I mean, seriously: KIRSTIE ALLEY in a two-piece. **shudders**
And for the talk about the breast-feeding, Babycenter.com is that way. >>>
By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 20:43:00
fuck that asshole that said only latinos like that dumb ho!!!! she makes me want to vomit everytime she talks about being puertorican. YOU AIN'T ONE OF US PUTA!!! YOU CAN'T EVEN FIND THE DAMN ISLAND ON THE MAP! if you're gonna walk around claiming you're heritage, at least learn the language.
by the way, she doesn't look great, but i've seen worse.
By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 21:27:26
Todd, you're an asshole. She just had TWO BABIES AT THE SAME TIME! Why don't YOU try doing that and then we'll see what your body looks like.
By Hardy-Har-Har, on July 7, 2008 23:32:05
Looks like a gold medalist in the Big Bitch Olympics.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2008 03:31:24
Woof, woof. And I know whereof I speak.
By Lassie, Jr., on July 8, 2008 04:53:40
Not a J-Lo fan but considering the woman gave birth to twins only a few months ago...I think it's amazing she can even get in a bikini..
You men are brutal!
By anonymous, on July 8, 2008 06:13:15
anonymous 21:27:26
You in particular will enjoy go fug yourself dot com's feature on Jenny from yesterday or so. (Gotta scroll down.) They have her fake-ass Puerto Rican bullshit down, and their commentary about the Sunset Boulevard-y attitude she's copping as she gets on some rich asshole's yacht in Italy is hilarious. It is my favorite site after this one.
"My butt is STILL big! It's the PANTS that got small!"
By Little Miss Sunshine, on July 8, 2008 09:34:45
I'm not usually a fan of people being rude about people's bodies and of course, she just had twins. On the other hand she made an entire effing CAREER out of her ass and supposedly amazing body - live by the sword etc.
By Sam, on July 8, 2008 12:15:58
I think that all you people out there that make fun of her need to take a good look at yourselves in the fucking mirror because i am sure that you people are not perfect by no means. I think she looks pretty dam good for having twins.All you people who make fun of her need to get a life and grow the fuck up.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2008 14:20:21
I think that all you people out there that make fun of her need to take a good look at yourselves in the fucking mirror because i am sure that you people are not perfect by no means. I think she looks pretty dam good for having twins.All you people who make fun of her need to get a life and grow the fuck up.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2008 14:20:31
she looks great, better than a skinny bimbo. i'd hit it.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2008 19:09:10
I'd rather slam my balls between two bricks than fuck that fat spoiled,talentless shrew.
She looks like a sheepdog in drag.
Makes Linda Tripp look like a runway model.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2008 20:18:32
All you anony-mouses who type "need to get a life" need to get something new to type so that the rest of us, the ones with functional grey matter, don't snap due to boredom and go on a rampage of creativity involving sharp objects and dullards.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on July 8, 2008 23:58:10
I just love that people think she's fat. I guess it makes them forget what nasty lard-asses they are. She might not be my fav person ever but hell, I can tell you that she ain't even close to 140 lbs.
And hell, she's richer than your ass will ever be.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2008 23:59:43
"are not perfect by no means"
So, I am perfect by all means? Why, thanks you, my spicy chalupa!
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 06:05:17
Little Miss Sunshine, you are so brave for putting yourself out there like that. Good for you, Sweetie.
By Little Miss Sunshine's Sludgevalve, on July 9, 2008 09:25:16
jen thats what u are skeleton boo wanted to make u fat so u stop been so diva ad the end he just want u to stop been famous and he just finale got it now u just past to be a house wife and with all the $$$$$ u have u can build u r body back
By anonymous, on July 13, 2008 22:18:06
jen thats what u are skeleton boo wanted to make u fat so u stop been so diva ad the end he just want u to stop been famous and he just finale got it now u just past to be a house wife and with all the $$$$$ u have u can build u r body back
By anonymous, on July 13, 2008 22:18:16
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