Ahh, her arse looks good. Better than her husband's face at any rate. I'd much rather look at these shots than listen to one of her songs or watch one of her movies.
She may look OK for just having twins but that doesn't mean anyone wants to see her in a bikini. You don't have to be a stick to wear a bikini but at least don't make me lose my appetite.
Oh my god she's so fat! Give me a break. What's wrong with people today. So she doesn't way 110 pounds. What's the fascination with chicks that have NO curves? I just don't get it.
Just admit you're a fag and bang some skinny assed guy.
i think your perception of the proper female form has been warped by all the skeletors out there. she looks like a healthy female. who wants to do a bag of bones? yuk.
she looks perfectly normal and fine. it's just that she THINKS she's a sex symbol - that's the disgusting part.
there are plenty of women in Anytown USA that look like she does and are attractive and normal and balanced, but they're not all divas and think they're hot.
cellulite will show even in a one piece cuz it will only cover the tummy lol
By DollCake, on July 9, 2008 03:24:37
Well that settles it then -- JLo needs to completely refrain from ever exposing herself again, for fear of scaring more babies, and for fear of permanently paralyzing Todd's penis. I'm prayin' for you, bro.
How 'bout actually crawling up from your mom's sticky basement and getting a life? I'm sure you are really hot, that's why you spend your days getting off to pictures in the internet... IDIOTS!
I like women with body, so J-Lo looks good to me, I prefer bigger tits, but I'm not that picky. She's still a dog ugly stuck up cunt. If you chop her head off she looks a lot better.
when I saw that header I thought I'd say something about women not having to be stick thin, and how I think thick women are beautiful too being latina myself and all but...she's fat, she ain't thick, her thights are the size of a tree trunks and she just plain looks like a whale, she just had twins, fair enough, why doesn't she cover that shit up then? cover it!! cover it dammit!! you're ruining my appetite!.
Duhhhhhh, just by looking at her I can tell she's eated exactly 47,231,792.5 pounds of tacos and burritos in her life. Mommy, pweese tie my shoes for me. Duhhhhhh.
"How 'bout actually crawling up from your mom's sticky basement and getting a life? I'm sure you are really hot, that's why you spend your days getting off to pictures in the internet... IDIOTS!"
Yeah, I think it's safe to say that "Jenny From The Block" is our new Kelly Clarkson. By that, I mean icon of all the fatties who comment here. No one criticize her body, or else every 175+ lb heifer on the internet will be all over you like a Twix bar.
Now where's the lardass who is about to post "At least she has more money than you!"...you know it's coming, because fatty's bank account is really germane to the discussion. Wait for it, wait for it...
Although I can't STAND Ms. Lopez, I wish I looked that good, YES GOOD, after having twins! I was waiting for her to get pregnant just so there was a possibity of her body turning to shit... DAMN!
Ah, yes...the most common noun in the lexicon of the retarded. Readers, it helps if you search for this word before browsing the page, thereby identifying the uneducated douches right away.
So...where are the kids? They're already taking a vacation from them? Or did they forget them? Oh, I get it. They must have had kids for publicity purposes. I guess it's not too far of a stretch to think raising them is a total afterthought for this bitch and her skeleton.
You is all HATERS, okay! Jenny be making more money than ALL Y'ALL, you are just jealous, okay?! So what if she don't wear baggy clothes, she is LATINA and we like to show off what we got, okay? It is a coltural thing, we like to let it all hang out and flop around. You got a problem with that?!
By Consuela Chaquita Conchetta Cynthia Estevez Gonzalez Suarez Lopez Vasquez , on July 9, 2008 11:17:23
Just because she looks good considering the recent birthing she went through doesn't mean she is good looking. And considering how rich this bitch is and all of the nannying she must pay for, I have to say she should look like a supermodel right now.
PLEASE, easy to have slimmed down that fast and have a stomach like that when you're a celebrity. You just get the baby fat sucked out of you and your tummy tucked. Do you seriously think she didn't have a stomach tuck to look like that so soon??
Also bear in mind that cold water has a tendency to make you look toner and fitter than you really are because your muscles tense up and your skin tightens. So, she might look OK here, but wait 'til she oils herself and sits under the sun for a while. Like butter.
She looks better than most women her age do (and better than lots of younger women too) and she had twins not that long age. And, believe me, I'm no J-Lo fan.
alright this bugged me the last jlo post so here goes: jlo=puerto rican. tacos y burritos=mexican. whether people care or not, those are different. if we're trying to be funny, at least say she's eaten too much beans and rice. now, feel free to tell me i have no sense of humor.
You have got to be kidding me, she'd walk down the beach in any resort town in that bikini and still turn heads... She's no stick figure, but for gods sake, women are SUPPOSED to have some curves...
65 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI think she looks pretty good for just having twins. I don't think she cares that your penis is in a coma or not either.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2008 21:57:34
Her body looks fine but she still has an ugly face.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2008 22:03:17
what girth!
By anonymous, on July 8, 2008 22:03:54
she is brave to wear a bikini like that without a cover up when she knows she's got some cellulite, extra baggage, and isn't in tip-top shape.
i salute her for that at the LEAST
By anonymous, on July 8, 2008 22:15:31
Wow! She is big...but she just had twins, and she was bloody enormous. Whoever is her trainer needs to be on tv.
By anonymous, on July 8, 2008 23:35:15
She'd best be careful or those 8 inch round earrings will pin her to the sea floor.
By MIkeG, on July 9, 2008 00:01:46
"I think she looks pretty good for just having twins. I don't think she cares that your penis is in a coma or not either."
quoted for truth
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 00:44:21
she just had twins!!! I had a baby 9 months ago and I wish I look that good!!! she has a flat stomach for eff sakes!!! what the hell do you want???
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 03:23:18
cellulite will show even in a one piece cuz it will only cover the tummy lol
By DollCake, on July 9, 2008 03:24:37
Ahh, her arse looks good. Better than her husband's face at any rate. I'd much rather look at these shots than listen to one of her songs or watch one of her movies.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 03:42:28
She is a total dog. My last wife had a litter of 8 and looked much better. Keep your fugly self under wraps, bitch.
By Rin Tin Tin, on July 9, 2008 04:49:21
She has quite a boyish face.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 05:42:56
If she looks like that so soon after having twins, she'll be back in no time.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 05:48:40
she just had twins!! seriously she looks fine!! in a few months she will be back to her previous self!!
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 06:00:51
!Aye carumba! !La chiquita es GORDA!
!Ay ay AY!!
By Esteban Ramirez, on July 9, 2008 06:03:09
She may look OK for just having twins but that doesn't mean anyone wants to see her in a bikini. You don't have to be a stick to wear a bikini but at least don't make me lose my appetite.
By stef, on July 9, 2008 06:12:33
Oh my god she's so fat! Give me a break. What's wrong with people today.
So she doesn't way 110 pounds.
What's the fascination with chicks that have NO curves?
I just don't get it.
Just admit you're a fag and bang some skinny assed guy.
By KMB, on July 9, 2008 06:18:31
She still looks hot and 10X hotter than 90% of the wives of the dude's who comment on this site.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 06:40:03
She had TWINS...give her a break geez...
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 06:40:40
THAT'S where my housekeeper went...!
By Storm, on July 9, 2008 06:45:33
lol who goes swimming with huge ass hoop earrings?
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 07:38:26
i think your perception of the proper female form has been warped by all the skeletors out there. she looks like a healthy female. who wants to do a bag of bones? yuk.
By sara, on July 9, 2008 08:11:48
She looks good for...for...for a...a...fat ugly bitch.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 08:14:22
I think they're filming "Anaconda II" where one of the surviving crew (Lopez) from the first movie becomes a ravenous beast.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 08:17:10
Try yourself give birth to twins and still be skinny. Cut some slack to women!
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 08:29:24
I think she looks good, but your comments always make me laugh. ;-)
By airport_brat, on July 9, 2008 08:29:57
Only a full blown chola would be found swimming in the ocean while wearing those huge ass hoop earings.
taco flavored kisses for my Bennie...
taco taco, burrito burrito...
By Jody, on July 9, 2008 08:38:44
I'd hit that ass, and hit it good
What really bothers me though is her FACE, she's fugly
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 08:38:56
she looks perfectly normal and fine. it's just that she THINKS she's a sex symbol - that's the disgusting part.
there are plenty of women in Anytown USA that look like she does and are attractive and normal and balanced, but they're not all divas and think they're hot.
By i don't like you in any way, on July 9, 2008 08:47:22
cellulite will show even in a one piece cuz it will only cover the tummy lol
By DollCake, on July 9, 2008 03:24:37
Well that settles it then -- JLo needs to completely refrain from ever exposing herself again, for fear of scaring more babies, and for fear of permanently paralyzing Todd's penis. I'm prayin' for you, bro.
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on July 9, 2008 09:06:16
There is a difference between having curves and looking like a beached whale.
this is gross and i agree with todd in every aspect
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 09:21:04
She makes Tara look hot.
By Storm, on July 9, 2008 09:23:45
Hey guys,
How 'bout actually crawling up from your mom's sticky basement and getting a life? I'm sure you are really hot, that's why you spend your days getting off to pictures in the internet... IDIOTS!
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 09:23:58
I like women with body, so J-Lo looks good to me, I prefer bigger tits, but I'm not that picky. She's still a dog ugly stuck up cunt. If you chop her head off she looks a lot better.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 09:29:11
Sorry, ladies, you'll have to pluck our eyes out, because all the pro-fat-acceptance comments in the world won't change what we see: a busted fatass.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 09:32:38
when I saw that header I thought I'd say something about women not having to be stick thin, and how I think thick women are beautiful too being latina myself and all but...she's fat, she ain't thick, her thights are the size of a tree trunks and she just plain looks like a whale, she just had twins, fair enough, why doesn't she cover that shit up then? cover it!! cover it dammit!! you're ruining my appetite!.
By Mother Teresa, on July 9, 2008 09:40:10
Duhhhhhh, just by looking at her I can tell she's eated exactly 47,231,792.5 pounds of tacos and burritos in her life. Mommy, pweese tie my shoes for me. Duhhhhhh.
By Jenny Mac's Autistic Son, on July 9, 2008 09:51:48
that's why you spend your days getting off to pictures in the internet... IDIOTS!
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 09:23:58
In the internet? Doesn't ESL cover proper prepositional use? Ju so crasee, mang!
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on July 9, 2008 09:53:31
"How 'bout actually crawling up from your mom's sticky basement and getting a life? I'm sure you are really hot, that's why you spend your days getting off to pictures in the internet... IDIOTS!"
Yeah, I think it's safe to say that "Jenny From The Block" is our new Kelly Clarkson. By that, I mean icon of all the fatties who comment here. No one criticize her body, or else every 175+ lb heifer on the internet will be all over you like a Twix bar.
Now where's the lardass who is about to post "At least she has more money than you!"...you know it's coming, because fatty's bank account is really germane to the discussion. Wait for it, wait for it...
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 09:59:02
Although I can't STAND Ms. Lopez, I wish I looked that good, YES GOOD, after having twins! I was waiting for her to get pregnant just so there was a possibity of her body turning to shit... DAMN!
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 10:02:41
Ha! I had my last baby 20 years ago (so I have no excuse), and I sure wish I looked that good!
In fact, I'm going to buy myself some of those "huge ass hoop earings" and go for a swim in MY bikini and scare the hell out of my neighbors!
Fun times.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 10:15:35
I'm sure she's inspirational to all the women out there...who have let themselves go.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 10:30:32
OMG some of you are such haters. She looks great...
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 11:01:34
"haters"
Ah, yes...the most common noun in the lexicon of the retarded. Readers, it helps if you search for this word before browsing the page, thereby identifying the uneducated douches right away.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 11:07:26
God you people are such haters, she has waaay more money than all of you combined, which totally makes her a better person.
By lardass, on July 9, 2008 11:09:20
So...where are the kids? They're already taking a vacation from them? Or did they forget them? Oh, I get it. They must have had kids for publicity purposes. I guess it's not too far of a stretch to think raising them is a total afterthought for this bitch and her skeleton.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 11:13:14
On no you DIDNT! Oh no you DIDNT!
You is all HATERS, okay! Jenny be making more money than ALL Y'ALL, you are just jealous, okay?! So what if she don't wear baggy clothes, she is LATINA and we like to show off what we got, okay? It is a coltural thing, we like to let it all hang out and flop around. You got a problem with that?!
By Consuela Chaquita Conchetta Cynthia Estevez Gonzalez Suarez Lopez Vasquez , on July 9, 2008 11:17:23
lardass and Consuela...
comments were hilarious..
i love this site.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 11:53:04
Put it away love. At least for now.
By Nipple Flowers, on July 9, 2008 12:13:49
Just because she looks good considering the recent birthing she went through doesn't mean she is good looking. And considering how rich this bitch is and all of the nannying she must pay for, I have to say she should look like a supermodel right now.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 12:15:14
GRUMBLE GRUMBLE
FEED ME TACOS Y BURRITOS, POR FAVOR
By J-LO's STOMACH, on July 9, 2008 12:21:51
PLEASE, easy to have slimmed down that fast and have a stomach like that when you're a celebrity. You just get the baby fat sucked out of you and your tummy tucked. Do you seriously think she didn't have a stomach tuck to look like that so soon??
By Hennifer, on July 9, 2008 13:08:16
Did the twins come out of her ASS? Because all the baby weight seems to be in her thighs. As always she is fucking uglier than a hairless ball sack.
By Willa Dodge, on July 9, 2008 13:09:13
Why is everyone saying her stomach is flat? It looks fat and jiggly just like the rest of her.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 13:14:25
Her arms and bitch face are the only things toned on that chola.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 13:15:11
She's just a little out of shape.. but just a little. She looks very good for someone who just had twins. I'd be glad to look like her!!!
By Bery, on July 9, 2008 14:58:27
Also bear in mind that cold water has a tendency to make you look toner and fitter than you really are because your muscles tense up and your skin tightens. So, she might look OK here, but wait 'til she oils herself and sits under the sun for a while. Like butter.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 16:06:37
She looks better than most women her age do (and better than lots of younger women too) and she had twins not that long age. And, believe me, I'm no J-Lo fan.
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 20:10:55
22:15:31
We are the brave ones for looking at those pictures.
HOLLY US!
By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 20:34:03
alright this bugged me the last jlo post so here goes: jlo=puerto rican. tacos y burritos=mexican. whether people care or not, those are different. if we're trying to be funny, at least say she's eaten too much beans and rice. now, feel free to tell me i have no sense of humor.
By Niecy, on July 9, 2008 23:52:04
You have got to be kidding me, she'd walk down the beach in any resort town in that bikini and still turn heads... She's no stick figure, but for gods sake, women are SUPPOSED to have some curves...
By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 05:35:03
Niecy, nobody gives a shit.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 06:57:43
Wow! For someone who had twins she looks pretty good. I was expecting a saggy belly with stretch marks.
By Pretty Boy, on July 10, 2008 07:36:58
Pass the Pig Chow.
By Wonder Warthog, on July 10, 2008 07:37:16
"she'd walk down the beach in any resort town in that bikini and still turn heads..."
She'd turn heads...of burrito vendors, admiring their cash cow.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 09:10:25
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