She needs to shut her face and stop trying to copy Carrie Underwood and sing country. Her turd boyfriend with his dumbo ears needs to shut his yap also.
Was that an excerpt from the classic whaling novel by Herman Melville, Romo's Dick? Ever since he started dating Jessica, they, '...call him Ick-male!' I'm almost sorry I said that, Jenny. Please almost accept, my almost apology. I know how much you like gay Cowboys. How come you never reported his casting in Brokeback Season 2(009), aka "Bend Me Over, Jessica, I Like It From Behind"? I'm from Cincinnati, so you can start playing your favorite song, Jenny's Revenge Rag, now.
She could have opened her legs and brought the Queen Mary to an abrupt stop although it might have created a vacuum. Would have taken care of the fly problem though.
Cna't wait for Tony to dump her butt when he has to make the choice between football which is his career and love of his life, and Jessica who is just a girl. He can get many women, but only one person can be Dalls Cowboys QB. Football has to be first and the publicity from Jessica about them and stuff will overshadow his career. It will overshadow his work as QB. He is already getting known as just Jessica Simpson's boyfriend and he is known less as Dallas Cowboys QB. Anytime he misses ,it will be that he is more involved in Jessica and her career than his.
I see the pics of Jess in her bathing suit (prostitue pink, I might add) I'm wondering if the pics were taken by her "come sit on daddy's lap" father...
those are big fake jugs. Remember when they were off and odd looking. capillaries. Look up awful plastic surgery.com and click on her name. you'll see the difference.
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Leave Your CommentI feel sorry for that dog.
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 16:26:55
Jessica Simpson on a surfboard could win the America's Cup with that yap of hers.
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 16:28:58
Is she catching flies or showing us her O face? Whore.
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 16:31:49
I've seen the true O face!
By Papa Joe Simpson, on July 14, 2008 16:35:13
She needs to shut her face and stop trying to copy Carrie Underwood and sing country. Her turd boyfriend with his dumbo ears needs to shut his yap also.
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 16:36:50
Was that an excerpt from the classic whaling novel by Herman Melville, Romo's Dick? Ever since he started dating Jessica, they, '...call him Ick-male!' I'm almost sorry I said that, Jenny. Please almost accept, my almost apology. I know how much you like gay Cowboys. How come you never reported his casting in Brokeback Season 2(009), aka "Bend Me Over, Jessica, I Like It From Behind"? I'm from Cincinnati, so you can start playing your favorite song, Jenny's Revenge Rag, now.
By gregarb, on July 14, 2008 17:09:42
She's still totally fuckable though.
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 17:09:50
bukake.
her mouth is good for bukake.
By i don't like you in any way, on July 14, 2008 17:13:48
She's(he's) only fuckable if you have a tranny fetish.
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 17:14:26
At least the stupid bitch had the good fortune of wearing her two flotation devices.
But,shit floats.
By papa joe, on July 14, 2008 17:17:18
if she fell overboard, the ocean would probably barf her right back out.
By UCL, on July 14, 2008 17:43:17
Papa Joe: Is mah baby gon' float or sink when I shit it out?
By Paris Hilton, on July 14, 2008 18:47:16
What's with the tiny feet
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 19:14:43
What's with the tiny feet
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 19:14:57
I agree....that angle...her feet look so wierd...porportions are way off
By Kitcat, on July 14, 2008 19:48:56
I agree....that angle...her feet look so wierd...porportions are way off
By Kitcat, on July 14, 2008 19:49:03
Isn't she only like 5 feet tall? Of course her feet are tiny. Is her mouth open like that because she is searching for a dick to shove in it?
By Willa Dodge, on July 14, 2008 20:30:33
She is NOT 5 feet tall.
And even if she does have cute little feet, it doesn't make up for that face of hers.
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 21:09:16
Why are paps still chasing after this worthless twat?
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 21:51:07
She could have opened her legs and brought the Queen Mary to an abrupt stop although it might have created a vacuum. Would have taken care of the fly problem though.
By Jacques Strap, on July 15, 2008 05:24:29
yeah, she's only like 5'2"
By anonymous, on July 15, 2008 08:05:58
She's an ugly ass midget tranny.
By anonymous, on July 15, 2008 08:09:24
Cna't wait for Tony to dump her butt when he has to make the choice between football which is his career and love of his life, and Jessica who is just a girl. He can get many women, but only one person can be Dalls Cowboys QB. Football has to be first and the publicity from Jessica about them and stuff will overshadow his career. It will overshadow his work as QB. He is already getting known as just Jessica Simpson's boyfriend and he is known less as Dallas Cowboys QB. Anytime he misses ,it will be that he is more involved in Jessica and her career than his.
By Dallas Cowboy fan, on July 15, 2008 09:06:28
By Paris Hilton 18:47:16
Paris has a southern accent now?
By anonymous, on July 15, 2008 13:04:12
I see the pics of Jess in her bathing suit (prostitue pink, I might add) I'm wondering if the pics were taken by her "come sit on daddy's lap" father...
By thewillie, on July 15, 2008 13:13:19
Damn she's got some big fucking jugs.
By anonymous, on July 15, 2008 17:51:34
those are big fake jugs. Remember when they were off and odd looking. capillaries. Look up awful plastic surgery.com and click on her name. you'll see the difference.
By bam, on July 16, 2008 17:07:21
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