Isn't she from the south? I mean ok, maybe that doesn't make you able to be a country singer but, she should know her audience a bit...then again can she really sing?
Poor Jessica--she isn't even hot enough to snag male country music fans, the EASIEST fans in North America. Typically all it takes is large breasts, a low-cut gingham dress, cowboy boots, and a drawl to get those horny guys to throw money at a gal's "career."
The public is not stupid. Everyone knows she has no talent and her daddy getting her newlywed gig for her on mtv is what gave her all her fame. Romo will be running for the hills any day now.
Let' be honest here: 90% of Country music is just bad pop sung with a twang. Country Music is an embarrassment to Country Music, my go-to girl for mastabatory purposes can only make it more entertaining.
Agreed with thebig28. Popcpuntry today is just what you said: pop music w/ a slide guitar in the background with twang vocals. Jessica earned tens of millions through her shoes, swimsuits, Proactive endorsements, hair extensions. She should do verywell withthis country cd. I hate to admit that she should do well. She will becaus ecountry fans buy anything esp. if it s a cute girl, and today's country is moslty pop with a twang. Jessica is banking on being from Dalls, dating DC QB Romo,and that stuff. I would hate for her to well because she is so phony ,but she will because the countr yfans will buy it. She does not have range of Carrie or Faith( country with a twang) She does not have the sincerity of Kellie Pickler.
People love to put this girl down. I don't understand why during newlyweds everybody was sweating her and after that no matter what she does people are dogging her. And duh Tony Romo is not from Texas he grew up in Wisconsin.
Believe it or not, she actually has a pretty strong voice and can belt out songs, even live. The sad thing? She sticks with that stupid Britney Spears breath-singing and over-emoting and RUINS EVERY SINGLE SONG she sings.
Jessica is a fuckin loser. She can't do anything right. I laugh everytime I see her because she's a pathetic cunt. When is she gonna just go away?? Please, God, when?
I say she should've been a candidate for assassination when she butchered Nancy Sinatra's "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'". But maybe that's just me.
Why has no one mentioned her sin of truly titanic proportions: She bought her no-talent, washed-up, boy-band-boob, has-never-been ex-husband an extra 15 minutes of fame. Sorry for desecrating the word , boob, that way.
Jessica: Your father is letting you make horrible career decisions. Here's the plan:
A) Go into seclusion for five years. B) Practice torch and brassy songs, ala Patsy Cline and Shirley Basseey C) Perform a couple small venues in cities like Chicago, Detroit, and such. D) Play exclusively in upscale theaters and small venues with great acoustics. E) Send me 10% of the earnings.
1529 Having a strong voice, i.e. big mouth, does not a great singer make. Bellowing does not sound pretty and does not quantify a great singer.
Ever notice how Mariah and Xtina have total control over their voices? That's because they can actually sing, are naturally talented, formally trained and have worked their butts off practicing hours a day their whole lives.
Simpleton? Er, not so much. Her practice has been at bouncing and pleasing daddy. Fifteen minutes up. Ding ding.
she's a stank idiot....everyone even men are tired of her dumb blonde hoochie Mama act - get over it sugar you were last years flavor 3 yrs ago. Bye bye you're not even trannylicious. No one wants to see you any more.
She is going to end up like poor Pam Anderson. When she was young men drooled all over her. Now that she is 41 everyone is calling her old and haggered. That is going to be Jessica soon. When you don't have any talent to back yourself up you end up like these two hacks.
"One man summed her performance up in a single word. 'It's crap.'" That's actually two words, not that a country music fan would know the difference. Still, I'm sure it was indeed crap.
30 Comments:
Leave Your CommentSurprise of the century.We all knew/know she is untalented and can't really sing.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 08:29:16
Isn't she from the south? I mean ok, maybe that doesn't make you able to be a country singer but, she should know her audience a bit...then again can she really sing?
By NIKKI, on July 21, 2008 08:37:15
"Just because she's dating Tony Romo it doesn't make her country,"
Why would it? He grew up in Wisconsin.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 09:06:47
so where's the pictures of Sara Evans....hot piece..
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 09:12:38
"I would have to drink a lot of beer to sit through the period between 8am and noon, " said Zach Schlodt, 19, of Palatine, Ill
By i don't like you in any way, on July 21, 2008 09:28:49
Think picture #4 is the best I've seen of her. She actually looks half-way decent.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 09:47:46
Poor Jessica--she isn't even hot enough to snag male country music fans, the EASIEST fans in North America. Typically all it takes is large breasts, a low-cut gingham dress, cowboy boots, and a drawl to get those horny guys to throw money at a gal's "career."
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 09:54:23
^^^^^^^^^
because her mouth is closed.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 09:55:14
^^HA! True.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 09:58:25
The public is not stupid. Everyone knows she has no talent and her daddy getting her newlywed gig for her on mtv is what gave her all her fame. Romo will be running for the hills any day now.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 10:07:52
she is a glutton for punishment...she must like being humiliated....no wonder she let John Mayer piss and shit on her...
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 10:16:26
This attention whore will do anything. I suggest her next attempt be porn.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 11:10:44
Let' be honest here: 90% of Country music is just bad pop sung with a twang. Country Music is an embarrassment to Country Music, my go-to girl for mastabatory purposes can only make it more entertaining.
By thebig28, on July 21, 2008 11:22:52
Agreed with thebig28. Popcpuntry today is just what you said: pop music w/ a slide guitar in the background with twang vocals.
Jessica earned tens of millions through her shoes, swimsuits, Proactive endorsements, hair extensions. She should do verywell withthis country cd. I hate to admit that she should do well. She will becaus ecountry fans buy anything esp. if it s a cute girl, and today's country is moslty pop with a twang. Jessica is banking on being from Dalls, dating DC QB Romo,and that stuff. I would hate for her to well because she is so phony ,but she will because the countr yfans will buy it. She does not have range of Carrie or Faith( country with a twang) She does not have the sincerity of Kellie Pickler.
By Country girl, on July 21, 2008 12:11:03
"She doesn't fit in with country, and I'll have to drink a lot of beer to sit through her concert." Zach Schlodt, 19, of Palatine, Ill.
Can we just go ahead and elect THAT GUY for President? He said the one thing that all of America has wanted to say ever since her pop debut.
By Zach Schlodt For Prez, on July 21, 2008 12:12:28
No, CountryGirl, she has the IQ of Kellie PIckler. And that ain't very high.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 13:15:01
People love to put this girl down. I don't understand why during newlyweds everybody was sweating her and after that no matter what she does people are dogging her. And duh Tony Romo is not from Texas he grew up in Wisconsin.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 13:47:00
Jessica, now that the rest of your schemes have failed, it's time for Plan D.
Disrobe.
Display those Double-D's, 'cos that's all anyone really wants to see anyway, you no-talent bimbo.
By teammlr1, on July 21, 2008 14:19:44
"This attention whore will do anything. I suggest her next attempt be porn."
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 11:10:44
She would probably SUCK at that too. Ha ha. Get it? I made a funny.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 14:33:17
Believe it or not, she actually has a pretty strong voice and can belt out songs, even live. The sad thing? She sticks with that stupid Britney Spears breath-singing and over-emoting and RUINS EVERY SINGLE SONG she sings.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 15:29:02
Sandwich artist, hahahaha!!!!! She looks fat and round, ew!!!!
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 15:41:00
Jessica is a fuckin loser. She can't do anything right. I laugh everytime I see her because she's a pathetic cunt. When is she gonna just go away?? Please, God, when?
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 17:12:42
I say she should've been a candidate for assassination when she butchered Nancy Sinatra's "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'". But maybe that's just me.
By anonymous, on July 21, 2008 20:23:44
Why has no one mentioned her sin of truly titanic proportions: She bought her no-talent, washed-up, boy-band-boob, has-never-been ex-husband an extra 15 minutes of fame. Sorry for desecrating the word , boob, that way.
By gregarb, on July 22, 2008 01:38:43
Jessica: Your father is letting you make horrible career decisions. Here's the plan:
A) Go into seclusion for five years.
B) Practice torch and brassy songs, ala Patsy Cline and Shirley Basseey
C) Perform a couple small venues in cities like Chicago, Detroit, and such.
D) Play exclusively in upscale theaters and small venues with great acoustics.
E) Send me 10% of the earnings.
Thank you for your attention.
By Rick Sparks, on July 22, 2008 09:58:33
1529
Having a strong voice, i.e. big mouth, does not a great singer make. Bellowing does not sound pretty and does not quantify a great singer.
Ever notice how Mariah and Xtina have total control over their voices? That's because they can actually sing, are naturally talented, formally trained and have worked their butts off practicing hours a day their whole lives.
Simpleton? Er, not so much. Her practice has been at bouncing and pleasing daddy. Fifteen minutes up. Ding ding.
By Sami, on July 22, 2008 12:44:42
she's a stank idiot....everyone even men are tired of her dumb blonde hoochie Mama act - get over it sugar you were last years flavor 3 yrs ago. Bye bye you're not even trannylicious. No one wants to see you any more.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 13:09:07
She is going to end up like poor Pam Anderson. When she was young men drooled all over her. Now that she is 41 everyone is calling her old and haggered. That is going to be Jessica soon. When you don't have any talent to back yourself up you end up like these two hacks.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 11:26:08
"One man summed her performance up in a single word. 'It's crap.'" That's actually two words, not that a country music fan would know the difference. Still, I'm sure it was indeed crap.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 15:30:37
she is looking quite fat
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 21:47:05
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