Jim Carrey is Secure

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  1. I'd rather look at these pics than that fugly Lily Allen, fatass Jennifer Hopez, and that shemale with the zit on her ass. Thanks for covering them up.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 10:28:17

  2. wow jenny is still smokin hot.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 10:29:27

  3. I love Jenny's dress. I know this is probably not the place to ask, but does anyone know where to get one like that? Anywhere online? :-)

    By meagan, on July 7, 2008 10:30:41

  4. For a second there I thought the female Olympic swimming competition had begun...

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 10:38:35

  5. Wow, if my mom's boyfriend did that, I'd go totally autistic.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 10:42:54

  6. ^ tasteless

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 10:43:38

  7. Who's the hottie in the blue tank top behind them?

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 10:45:28

  8. EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME!!!

    By Jim Carrey, on July 7, 2008 10:46:06

  9. "^ tasteless"

    ^ humorless

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 10:47:49

  10. ah... i miss jim carey's comedy

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 10:51:20

  11. Carrey was hysterical for a long time. Maybe he's waiting for Ben Stiller to shut up and stop making movies for a while so he can come back.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 10:54:04

  12. SIDEBOOB!

    Thank you IDLYITW. I needed that today.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 11:01:13

  13. haha my fucking hero

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 11:04:38

  14. I have to do another gay post, like meagan, and ask if anyone knows where that bathing suit comes from! Sorry!

    By aac, on July 7, 2008 11:22:00

  15. Dress is by Scoop. It's at Nordstrom. Here's a link.

    http://shop.nordstrom.com/S/2976664?cm_cat=datafeed&cm_pla=dresses:women:dress&cm_ite=scoop_beach_smocked_dress_with_rope_belt:223499&cm_ven=Linkshare&mr:referralID=ab18c0b8-4b00-11dd-990b-000423bb4e79

    Bathing suit looks like the one from Victoria's Secret. I need to stop shopping, clearly.

    By y, on July 7, 2008 11:28:31

  16. Jenny McCarthy is a used up old hag whose popularity and hotness peaked when she was a VJ on MTV some 15 or so years ago. She has passed her expiration date and it is all downhill from here.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 11:28:41

  17. They look happy and Jim Carrey is a very, very lucky man. I tried to keep with the mean spirit of this blog, but I couldn't think of anything.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 11:29:20

  18. Jenny's still hot. I hate her because I'm jealous. Lucky!!! lol

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 11:34:59

  19. $365! That's more than I can afford for a summer dress, but thank you for helping!

    By meagan, on July 7, 2008 11:40:25

  20. wow...THIS is what you consider to be a "used up old hag"?

    egad.

    I'm with 10:29 and 11:34. She still looks hot.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 11:40:53

  21. Jim Carrey is kind of thick on the bottom. Also kind of has a fat head, too. Is funniness all you need to be with a chick like Jenny? oh ya and money.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 11:41:06

  22. funny! this couple is great. he's such a riot, i bet he'd be fun to live with!!!

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 11:43:21

  23. I bet those boobs leave a plastic taste in his mouth.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 11:43:38

  24. If Jim's thickness on the bottom means he has a big dick and his fat head means he's smart and funny and a real man and eats pussy with talent then he's got it going on. Most women don't want steroid muscle men with small testicles and mental problems.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 11:47:00

  25. That bathing suit is very sexy (on Jenny) so please tell "aac" where to get it and send us commenters a pic of her wearing it.

    By i love boobs, on July 7, 2008 11:50:47

  26. Jim looks like he's not much in the pee-pee area, but they are at the beach. Maybe it's shrinkage. Oh, well, at least he's in good shape.

    Hey, come on now, guys--Jenny looks GREAT. I've always liked her for some reason, even though I suppose I shouldn't, since she's such a whore. I guess it's that she owns her whoredom, or something empowering like that there. Anyway, she looks great.

    And that autism joke really did kind of suck.

    By Little Miss Sunshine, on July 7, 2008 12:04:55

  27. I thought it was funny. I thought it was like they were making fun of all those dumb twats from "The Hills" pics when I first saw it.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 12:09:06

  28. Can't imagine baby dolphin pate tasting that good. Good old Beluga caviar with a nice hot tea is more like it.

    By Fred, on July 7, 2008 12:16:58

  29. Fat head = eats pussy with talent?

    hmmm, I don't get that.

    Maybe he has a fat head because he is disturbed. Insane in the membrane.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 12:21:02

  30. Jenny M?

    Didnt realize we were back in 1995

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 12:46:24

  31. Those two are better than most of the ppl I saw on the beach this weekend. Wish I was on that beach instead. I should move to the west coast.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 12:48:44

  32. Maybe he has a fat head because he is disturbed. Insane in the membrane.

    Big head = big brain, but I liked the Cypress Hill song. :)

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 12:53:54

  33. Yeah, it's Victoria's Secret (the bathing suit). I love it. Ordering it now! I have a shirt just like it.

    By aac, on July 7, 2008 12:56:29

  34. Carrey doesn't have a big, or fat head, but he probably has a big dick if Jenny's been with him for this long. Good for them.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 13:04:38

  35. send us pics aac!!!

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 13:06:21

  36. Good job not getting the joke, Fred. Dumbass.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 13:14:51

  37. The autism joke wasn't funny, Jim's joke was a little funny, Jenny's hotness isn't funny at all. MILF defined.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 13:16:37

  38. Does Carrey always have to be "the funny guy" whenever there's a camera around? He knows that he can just be a normal person, right?

    Why am I thinking about the show "Singled Out" all of a sudden? Maybe Jenny can revive it, just for nostalgia's sake.

    By teammlr1, on July 7, 2008 13:18:42

  39. One of the funniest things he has done in a while....

    They are both very funny, everyones act gets old to most but these two have a bit of a gift and that gift makes us laugh sometimes....thats cool....

    By markeeoo, on July 7, 2008 13:31:41

  40. Oh please !! This is nothing !! I remember him in a bikini as Vera the steroid-laden female wrestler character on "In Living Color." Anybody else remember that? Now that was hot !! LOL

    -- LurkerGal

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 13:43:14

  41. Jim has always been a hot chick in a bikini:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH0Tdxybvic

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 13:53:25

  42. I am so surprised. Seriously. I just thought the whole world would agree on this one. She looks like a horse. She has the biggest upper mouth area. I have always thought she looked strange. Not hot at all. MILF DENIED!

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 14:13:20

  43. To hell with Jenny, Jim Carey is now and has always been hot.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 14:16:05

  44. 13:14:51-
    Settle down, sugar tits, and read Todd's post again.

    By Fred, on July 7, 2008 14:26:22

  45. Jenny's face is fug but that body is bangin'

    By The Truth, on July 7, 2008 15:42:33

  46. too bad she is muchly used merchandise by all those rocker dudes..he must have a movie coming out and on tv in a skit its might be funny,in real life on a public beach dumbbbbb amd dumberrr

    By the king of all, on July 7, 2008 16:04:26

  47. That gag was really funny the first time when Borat did it.

    By thebig28, on July 7, 2008 18:48:40

  48. she is still hot.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 19:01:42

  49. Duhhhhh, look at me I'm autistic. I can give you the square root of 697,214 off the top of my head, but I don't know how to dress myself. I'm such a paradox! Duhhhhhhhh!

    By Autistic Kid, on July 7, 2008 19:02:06

  50. I think it's pretty funny. Ah, the things you do to amuse yourself when you have all that money.

    By Sami, on July 7, 2008 20:06:12

  51. When did his hair get shorter than hers?

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 20:32:45

  52. No matter how good looking she is, someone is tired of her shit. And Jim Carey - he was funny when I busted my last nut listening to Eddie Murphy doing Shreck dialogue.

    Good for them. But I don't care.

    By I also fucked Mini Me., on July 7, 2008 23:32:02

  53. attention whores come in all flavors

    By jtg, on July 8, 2008 04:55:39

  54. If Jim Carrey's life really were that great, he wouldn't have to resort to assinine stunts to get strangers to pay attention to him. He's known to be a very difficult person to work with.

    By anonymous, on July 8, 2008 05:26:50

  55. OK so it's Jim Carey showing he really does have a sense of humor..
    No need to over analyze the shit...
    I'm happy for them. From what I hear he is really good with her autistic son..

    By the way Autistic Kid...way to show a lack of taste by making fun of autism! Such class...

    By anonymous, on July 8, 2008 06:15:26

  56. I LOVE JIM CARREY

    By ashdkl, on July 8, 2008 06:52:57

  57. What happened to Jenny McCarthy's marriage??? I guess that didn't last like the rest of LA. I'm thinking Jenny McCarthy is a tough person to love. She acts like a guy and a bitch at the same time.

    By anonymous, on July 8, 2008 08:23:32

  58. all he needs now are some dumbbells and small ponytails on either side of his head and hes back on in living color...hahaha...hes amazing

    By anonymous, on July 8, 2008 08:27:47

  59. You're not autistic, you're just a tool.

    By Kate, on July 8, 2008 09:00:28

  60. I would love to see his dead-on impersonation of her autistic son.

    (come on, you know he does it)

    By anonymous, on July 8, 2008 09:08:46

  61. Jenny is nothing but a loser with no talent and fake blond hair and implants and God knows what else. She went to my sister h.s. in Chicago and she didn't look anything like this. Now, she's all plastic!

    By anonymous, on July 8, 2008 11:36:50

  62. That's not even funny... just sad.

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 09:32:49

  63. How is Jenny not laughing?!?!?!

    By kk, on August 14, 2008 12:26:00

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