24 Comments:

1. Sweet.
   
   I mean...awww. They seemed like the perfect couple.

   By Vigilante, on July 14, 2008 15:44:25

2. Didn't he leave his wife and kids for this lesbian?

   By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 15:48:42

3. I'll bet Jimmy left her for Ben Affleck.

   By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 15:54:39

4. He left his wife and kids for her. Probably wasn't worth it.

   By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 16:11:24

5. Good riddance, hopefully we won't have to be subjected to her crappy humor anymore.

   By Crash Chloride, on July 14, 2008 16:30:17

6. I hope you copyrighted that song. I wouldn't be surprised to see it on Kimmel's show now.

   By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 16:30:57

7. Didn't even know they were dating.

   By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 16:32:43

8. You know, I know we're suppose to be haters and make fun of overpaid, underworked, little-to-no- talented, attention-seaking media whores, but I actually liked this couple. I can't belive that Jenny can be so crass and unfeeling. I mean, they are people; they have feelings, and Sarah would never make fun of Jenny like this. They seemed perfectly suited to each other and such genuinely nice peop...wait a minute. Does this mean that somewhere in the universe there's actually a remote chance that I can bag this bastard's former skinny, skanky, skunky scalawag? Ewwwwwwwww, and she's into toilet play, too......Awesome!! I actually loved the poem, Jenny. It was sooooo Sarah!

   By gregarb, on July 14, 2008 16:42:19

9. i hate that first pic. she shoulve taken her panties off.

   By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 17:11:00

10. there's something about Sarah's humor that kind of turns me on... maybe it's all the talk about vaginas, anal, swallowing, and jizz. I don't know. just a hunch.

    By i don't like you in any way, on July 14, 2008 17:12:36

11. This is fantastic news because now she's finally going to fade away into obscurity... Right? Right?! RIGHT?!?!

    By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 17:22:37

12. Great pic.Bet she shags like a ferret on espresso.

    By hitit, on July 14, 2008 17:29:10

13. Hopefully his next girlfriend will be able to grasp the concept of good hygiene.

    By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 18:56:52

14. At least she knows she's not cute, and doesn't try to act (or dress) like she is. Gotta give her credit for that.

    By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 21:12:34

15. She used to be really funny. But she jumped the shark YEARS ago--right after her stint on SNL. Now she's just annoying and gross.

    By 789, on July 15, 2008 06:04:22

16. she pooped her drawls

    By yoyo, on July 15, 2008 08:53:49

17. Awesome! That means Jimmy is available now!!

    By anonymous, on July 15, 2008 09:10:10

18. First Jenny Mcartney on the can now this one. What next? Will they be showing us the crap before the flush? Tools.

    By anonymous, on July 15, 2008 10:11:35

19. If you want to see the crap (Mena Suvari's) before the flush, you have to rent the movie, SPUN.

    By anonymous, on July 15, 2008 12:38:15

20. "That means Jimmy is available now!!"
    
    Yeah, but you better act fast! When trying to land a short fat sarcastic guy, it's a seller's market, sister!

    By J-Bird, on July 15, 2008 14:33:20

21. Kimmel appears to have Down Syndrome. I dont' get what she saw in that pudgy retard.

    By anonymous, on July 15, 2008 17:13:36

22. if she wasn't such a jew, i'd totally want to get with her.
    
    as for J-bird's comment ^^^ he might be short/fat/sarcastic, but he's also got a LOT of $$$. That can go a long way to get good pu$$y in Hollywood.
    
    
    since MegaFox recently broke up with Green Austin, maybe she can kimmel can now get together....

    By chris from BC, on July 15, 2008 20:05:56

23. 17:13:36: Aw, you're just jealous because her picture wouldn't let you masturbate to it!

    By Speaking for all pudgy retards, on July 15, 2008 20:47:44

24. Jimmy Kimmel is a flaming ass. I thought he was a major phuck tard when he went after Simon Cowell on American Idol. He's a fat overrated toad.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 21:03:35