You know, I know we're suppose to be haters and make fun of overpaid, underworked, little-to-no- talented, attention-seaking media whores, but I actually liked this couple. I can't belive that Jenny can be so crass and unfeeling. I mean, they are people; they have feelings, and Sarah would never make fun of Jenny like this. They seemed perfectly suited to each other and such genuinely nice peop...wait a minute. Does this mean that somewhere in the universe there's actually a remote chance that I can bag this bastard's former skinny, skanky, skunky scalawag? Ewwwwwwwww, and she's into toilet play, too......Awesome!! I actually loved the poem, Jenny. It was sooooo Sarah!
there's something about Sarah's humor that kind of turns me on... maybe it's all the talk about vaginas, anal, swallowing, and jizz. I don't know. just a hunch.
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I mean...awww. They seemed like the perfect couple.
By Vigilante, on July 14, 2008 15:44:25
Didn't he leave his wife and kids for this lesbian?
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 15:48:42
I'll bet Jimmy left her for Ben Affleck.
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 15:54:39
He left his wife and kids for her. Probably wasn't worth it.
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 16:11:24
Good riddance, hopefully we won't have to be subjected to her crappy humor anymore.
By Crash Chloride, on July 14, 2008 16:30:17
I hope you copyrighted that song. I wouldn't be surprised to see it on Kimmel's show now.
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 16:30:57
Didn't even know they were dating.
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 16:32:43
You know, I know we're suppose to be haters and make fun of overpaid, underworked, little-to-no- talented, attention-seaking media whores, but I actually liked this couple. I can't belive that Jenny can be so crass and unfeeling. I mean, they are people; they have feelings, and Sarah would never make fun of Jenny like this. They seemed perfectly suited to each other and such genuinely nice peop...wait a minute. Does this mean that somewhere in the universe there's actually a remote chance that I can bag this bastard's former skinny, skanky, skunky scalawag? Ewwwwwwwww, and she's into toilet play, too......Awesome!! I actually loved the poem, Jenny. It was sooooo Sarah!
By gregarb, on July 14, 2008 16:42:19
i hate that first pic. she shoulve taken her panties off.
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 17:11:00
there's something about Sarah's humor that kind of turns me on... maybe it's all the talk about vaginas, anal, swallowing, and jizz. I don't know. just a hunch.
By i don't like you in any way, on July 14, 2008 17:12:36
This is fantastic news because now she's finally going to fade away into obscurity... Right? Right?! RIGHT?!?!
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 17:22:37
Great pic.Bet she shags like a ferret on espresso.
By hitit, on July 14, 2008 17:29:10
Hopefully his next girlfriend will be able to grasp the concept of good hygiene.
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 18:56:52
At least she knows she's not cute, and doesn't try to act (or dress) like she is. Gotta give her credit for that.
By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 21:12:34
She used to be really funny. But she jumped the shark YEARS ago--right after her stint on SNL. Now she's just annoying and gross.
By 789, on July 15, 2008 06:04:22
she pooped her drawls
By yoyo, on July 15, 2008 08:53:49
Awesome! That means Jimmy is available now!!
By anonymous, on July 15, 2008 09:10:10
First Jenny Mcartney on the can now this one. What next? Will they be showing us the crap before the flush? Tools.
By anonymous, on July 15, 2008 10:11:35
If you want to see the crap (Mena Suvari's) before the flush, you have to rent the movie, SPUN.
By anonymous, on July 15, 2008 12:38:15
"That means Jimmy is available now!!"
Yeah, but you better act fast! When trying to land a short fat sarcastic guy, it's a seller's market, sister!
By J-Bird, on July 15, 2008 14:33:20
Kimmel appears to have Down Syndrome. I dont' get what she saw in that pudgy retard.
By anonymous, on July 15, 2008 17:13:36
if she wasn't such a jew, i'd totally want to get with her.
as for J-bird's comment ^^^ he might be short/fat/sarcastic, but he's also got a LOT of $$$. That can go a long way to get good pu$$y in Hollywood.
since MegaFox recently broke up with Green Austin, maybe she can kimmel can now get together....
By chris from BC, on July 15, 2008 20:05:56
17:13:36: Aw, you're just jealous because her picture wouldn't let you masturbate to it!
By Speaking for all pudgy retards, on July 15, 2008 20:47:44
Jimmy Kimmel is a flaming ass. I thought he was a major phuck tard when he went after Simon Cowell on American Idol. He's a fat overrated toad.
By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 21:03:35
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