48 Comments:

• her looks are perfection in a female form

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 09:46:16

• They spelled her name wrong on the cover.

  By lol, on July 10, 2008 09:50:17

• Bloody right! And you know what? She's been on Page 3 with means her knockers are real! Hey, guess what? She's been on Page 3, that's what.

  By Nigel McToothdecay, on July 10, 2008 09:59:00

• I looove it!!!!

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 10:20:29

• Awesome! Totally Awesome! Alright Hamilton!

  By Storm, on July 10, 2008 10:24:34

• My husband and I like her boobs and her nipples too. She is cute.

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 10:53:07

• no, not real. but nice nonetheless.

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 11:16:23

• it's no good unless i can see her on all fours rocking forward and backwards; tits swinging

  By i don't like you in any way, on July 10, 2008 11:29:26

• Alright, time for a new wallpaper!!

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 11:33:46

• PLEASE TELL ME ,IS THERE A CERTAIN NUMBER OF TIMES YOU CAN PULL IT LOOKING AT THE COMPUTOR,MY DNA IS KILLING MY SOCKS AND T SHIRTS

  By JIMMYD, on July 10, 2008 12:19:30

• Photoshopped nipples are so sexy.

  By not, on July 10, 2008 12:38:33

• "no, not real. but nice nonetheless"
  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 11:16:23
  
  Yes, they ARE real, dumbass. Her face is busted, but those are real.
  

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 12:38:40

• sorry dumbass, they're not.
  
  you can tell by the way the skin is stretched where they (almost) meet in the middle. plus, you can see a scar on her right nip.
  
  But I understand that you probably can't tell since you've never seen a pair (real or fake) in person.

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 13:03:40

• "Keeley Rebecca Hazell (born on 18 September 1986) is an English Page 3 Girl and glamour model noted for her large, natural breasts (UK bra size 32E)."
  
  From Wikipedia. You fucking moron. And yes, I have seen fake tits in my life. Because I have them. You idiot.
  
  Now go back to studying the "stretched skin" and "scar." I'm gonna go play with my tits.

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 13:33:57

• sorry dumbass, they're not.
  
  you can tell by the way the skin is stretched where they (almost) meet in the middle. plus, you can see a scar on her right nip.
  
  But I understand that you probably can't tell since you've never seen a pair (real or fake) in person.
  
  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 13:03:40
  
  ----------------------------------------------
  
  It is a very well known fact that The Sun newspaper in Britain requires page 3 girls to be natural.
  So, thank you very much for your FAILED expertise on boob jobs, dumb dumb!

  By weeeee, on July 10, 2008 13:37:04

• Woah, these pictures are awesome! I think my penis is about to explode. I just got a new monitor at work so I can see these real nice; which, now that I think about it, might be a problem, because now I'll be thinking of her tits until I get home. Damn it!

  By Tom, on July 10, 2008 14:16:08

• I know a shitty boob job when I see one. That be a shitty boob job.

  By Bob the Builder, on July 10, 2008 14:56:19

• What other talents does she have? I really would like to know.

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 15:10:54

• Haha...Nigel McToothdecay is a pretty accurate parody with the Page 3 talk.
  
  Memo to the limeys: NOBODY FUCKING CARES WHAT PAGE 3 SAYS!! HER TITS ARE FAKE!

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 16:15:55

• I'm wondering to what lengths Page 3 actually goes to determine the authenticity of their model's breasts.
  Interviewer: "Those tits real, luv?"
  Model: "Yes"
  Interviewer: "Brilliant. Your'e hired."
  

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 16:25:02

• they're real and spectacular

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 16:34:07

• "Keeley Rebecca Hazell (born on 18 September 1986) is an English Page 3 Girl and glamour model noted for her large, natural breasts (UK bra size 32E)."
  
  From Wikipedia. You fucking moron. And yes, I have seen fake tits in my life. Because I have them. You idiot.
  
  Now go back to studying the "stretched skin" and "scar." I'm gonna go play with my tits.
  ________
  
  I don't give a shit about any of this, but you didn't seriously use Wikipedia as your source in an argument. How quaint.

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 16:40:36

• yea those are def fake. honestly if ur not a plastic surgeon u wouldn't know how to spot a GOOD boob job.

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 18:18:38

• I don't care if her tits are real or not, but look at the picture of her back - there's totally a tramp stamp that was either covered up or photoshopped out for the shoot! Love it!

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 20:31:19

• Tom, why wait until you get home from work? Your jizz might coddle, luv. Seize the day, er, schwank.

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 20:38:26

• Buoys and gulls, this woman is the epitome of the ideal female, curvy and lupine. Fuck skinny broads that feed on cocaine and cigarettes. Give me that body to lose myself within any day of the week!

  By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 00:23:48

• Yep, being thin and having big tits, everybody suspects them to be fake. Mostly it is impossible te get rid of stupid drunk guys at the bar, who insist on their fakeness and as i say they are natural, the creeps want to check. I find it really sad, that nowadays when nature gives you something spectacular, people refuse to believe its not plastic.
  
  Btw her tits look perfectly natural, a lot like what I see in the mirror.

  By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 00:40:35

• 00:40:35 - I guarantee that 100% of your post is bullshit. I'd bet my mortgage on it.

  By J-Bird, on July 11, 2008 05:18:15

• yeah, because the Sun and wikipedia are such reliable sources of info. christ, you're feeble.
  
  and you have fake tits? so you're post-op? just above or below, too?

  By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 06:51:23

• She's even got a cute ass for a chick with huge cans.

  By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 10:00:00

• i can see scar on both nipples... and its photoshopped!!! scar is not sexy!!! BUt for fake boobs, they look natural. She has a great doctor!! She should give the doctor name to Pamela and all the pamela wanna be, who have horrible fake boobs!

  By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 10:02:31

• She has a flat pancake ass. It's just stuck out with a good camera angle for those pics and they added shadows when they edited the pics to make it look more shapely.

  By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 10:03:58

• Real

  By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 10:44:03

• http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/men/article2523607.ece
  
  100% Real

  By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 10:50:52

• http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/men/article2523607.ece
  
  100% Real

  By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 10:52:56

• "and you have fake tits? so you're post-op? just above or below, too?"
  
  because only trannies have fake tits? Clearly, you have never been off the farm!

  By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 11:00:57

• Dear President Bush,
  
  Before you leave office, do me one favor: please bomb England. Bomb them back to the stone age. Bomb them so hard their teeth get fixed. I'm sick of hearing about "PAGE 3!!!!".
  
  Sincerely,
  The rest of the world

  By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 11:14:57

• sigh...I see that humor escapes you, but I'm not terribly surprised. someone who uses wikipedia to support their argument clearly lacks some of the basics.
  
  did they partially lobotomize you when they put the plastic baggies in?
  
  

  By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 11:18:33

• Who is this? Lindsey Lohan's unfreckled sister?

  By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 11:30:58

• Even if they are fake, which I doubt, so what?? Do you prefer the figure of a Dauchau survivor like other British chicks, such as Keira Knightly?
  
  Keeley deserves the Victoria Cross as far as I'm concerned.

  By Storm, on July 11, 2008 12:07:24

• did they partially lobotomize you when they put the plastic baggies in?
  
  
  Look bitch, I'm not involved in this, but you come off as one jealous hick. I don't give a fuck about any of you, but seriously, I want to punch myself in the balls reading your shit.

  By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 12:15:03

• curvy? not at all! flat ass, stick legs dumb expression boring face... this cheap chick is so f-ing overrated and these are recycles pics from her calendar... NICE PHOTOSHOP JOB! her ass is do flat- and she really has boney legs! NEXT LUCY PINDER WINS HANDS DOWN!

  By darren, on July 11, 2008 20:16:10

• 32E? on what planet? UK bra sizes are not the same as American... an E is the states would be ENORMOUS!!! her boobs aren't that big at all... look like a really full C, maybe small D.... i think they look larger becuase she has no ASS or HIPS... who is this Bimbo?

  By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 20:18:37

• "Do you prefer the figure of a Dauchau survivor like other British chicks, such as Keira Knightly?"
  
  Keira Knightley has a prettier face. She isn't that skinny... she just needs to grow some hips, or shrink her waist so she actually has a figure.

  By anonymous, on July 12, 2008 18:06:28

• Oh and those are not C's or D's you idiot. Those are definitely E's, or at least DD's.

  By anonymous, on July 12, 2008 18:07:24

• agree. the only person i know to wear 32 is my niece, shes 12 years old!!!!btw great boob job. i can see scars around nipple too. not sexy!

  By anonymous, on July 12, 2008 19:26:50

• god this woman is so overrated! NEXT! is their nobody else in their wee miserable country? talk about sad cash cow- her father must be so proud and 32E? ... what planet?

  By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 20:40:56

• bimbo

  By anonymous, on July 28, 2008 20:42:42