Never thought I'd say this about anyone, but K-Fed looks so much better as a fat suburban golfer.
At least we know the child support money isn't going to flashy clothes and scenester restaurants.
Are those Dickies he's wearing? Dickies look far worse when not worn ironically, juxtaposed with ridiculous jewelry and cornrows, Kev. Maybe some of them sex-object Dockers would be better.
On closer inspection I see that K-Fed's big dumb shorts are hemmed! Unprecedented! No more cut-off Manpris for Hollywood's Best Dad!
Vigilante, my first reaction to his girlish gams was that he looked like someone with two prosthetic limbs. Maybe he was going for the sympathy vote that day.
That's it, LMS! It does look like he's got prosthetics. I'll bet he's got a gimpy leg or something. That's why he always wears shit that looks like it came from the Special R section at the Goodwill. Y'know, stuff with name tags sewn into them?
Two words he needs to learn if he insists on continuing to breathe: Stylist and Tailored.
S'OK, 13:48. I put a line of brick dust across all my doorways and a pentagram made of salt around my chair. I'm also wearing teflon lined kevlar panties and a necklace made of fresh garlic.
Oh, and I've got a sign posted on my front door that says "Fuck Off, Douchebag!". I figure that's gonna be good enough for just about everyone, including those pesky Jehovah's Witnesses.
Hmmm...I'm not so much bothered by this guy anymore. He proved his "wealth" to me when he stepped up to be the good parent and the sane half of his marital relationship. Don't get me wrong - I'm certainly not a member of his fan club but I'm not so quick to criticize. I must be losing my will to criticize...
Kevin strikes me as the kind of guy who could never hack a corporate job. Just based on amount of energy he expends working, which doesn't seem like much, I would say that he'd probably be your run-of-the-mill office hack that would come back from lunch cherry-eyed and reeking of burnt cannabis. On free dress Fridays he'd be the only one with corn rows.
This wigga really hit the jackpot when he met Britney. He's the luckiest in a long line of worthless men who have used and abused her. She's been somebody's meal ticket since she was 8 years old. Add in the family history of mental illness and she never stood a chance.
K-Fed is better off with that money than Shitney. At least some will hopefully be saved and invested toward the kids' future and education. Britney pisses money away like it's never going to run out. It will. She's NEVER going to have a comeback. She's going to be bankrupt like Michael Jackson soon.
I think that picture wins the prize for "douchiest pic of the Douche Emperor EVER" and that's saying a LOT when you consider that Federfart has looked douchy since the day he came shooting out of a baboon's rectum.
I am glad the kids are with Kevin. Brit is insane and the kids deserve better. Go Kevin. Be the best parent you can be for those gorgeous boys of yours.
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Leave Your CommentNever thought I'd say this about anyone, but K-Fed looks so much better as a fat suburban golfer.
At least we know the child support money isn't going to flashy clothes and scenester restaurants.
Are those Dickies he's wearing? Dickies look far worse when not worn ironically, juxtaposed with ridiculous jewelry and cornrows, Kev. Maybe some of them sex-object Dockers would be better.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on July 30, 2008 12:05:59
More like somehow managing twice to not slip out of Britney.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2008 12:08:48
What is TMJ? Tommy John surgery? Just teach the bitch to throw a forkball.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2008 12:10:17
I want to club him to death with that putter.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2008 12:16:44
TMJ = temporomandibular joint syndrome = bad jaw joints
By anonymous, on July 30, 2008 12:17:31
I dunno...maybe it's those dumbass lookin' shorts...but it looks to me like he's got toothpick legs and ladies' ankles.
Anyone else thinking the same?
By Vigilante, on July 30, 2008 12:18:44
On closer inspection I see that K-Fed's big dumb shorts are hemmed! Unprecedented! No more cut-off Manpris for Hollywood's Best Dad!
Vigilante, my first reaction to his girlish gams was that he looked like someone with two prosthetic limbs. Maybe he was going for the sympathy vote that day.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on July 30, 2008 12:44:40
That's it, LMS! It does look like he's got prosthetics. I'll bet he's got a gimpy leg or something. That's why he always wears shit that looks like it came from the Special R section at the Goodwill. Y'know, stuff with name tags sewn into them?
Two words he needs to learn if he insists on continuing to breathe: Stylist and Tailored.
By Vigilante, on July 30, 2008 12:58:03
doesn't this guy have any friends that will tell him he's not black?
By stef, on July 30, 2008 13:36:24
Please don't give this no-talent attention whore douche what it craves. Attention! Thank you.
By BLAH!, on July 30, 2008 13:37:51
Wow, KFed's really got the girls worked up again! Careful, with him, even posting too many comments might get you pregnant.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2008 13:48:30
He reminds me of Brad Pitt.
By Fred, on July 30, 2008 14:17:12
S'OK, 13:48. I put a line of brick dust across all my doorways and a pentagram made of salt around my chair. I'm also wearing teflon lined kevlar panties and a necklace made of fresh garlic.
Oh, and I've got a sign posted on my front door that says "Fuck Off, Douchebag!". I figure that's gonna be good enough for just about everyone, including those pesky Jehovah's Witnesses.
Won't keep my Mom out though, unfortunately.
By Vigilante, on July 30, 2008 14:23:52
K-Feds HOT!!!!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on July 30, 2008 14:45:26
Total waste of a human being.That water bag should be charged a air tax.
By taxman, on July 30, 2008 17:07:50
Hmmm...I'm not so much bothered by this guy anymore. He proved his "wealth" to me when he stepped up to be the good parent and the sane half of his marital relationship. Don't get me wrong - I'm certainly not a member of his fan club but I'm not so quick to criticize. I must be losing my will to criticize...
By anonymous, on July 30, 2008 18:25:42
Kevin strikes me as the kind of guy who could never hack a corporate job. Just based on amount of energy he expends working, which doesn't seem like much, I would say that he'd probably be your run-of-the-mill office hack that would come back from lunch cherry-eyed and reeking of burnt cannabis. On free dress Fridays he'd be the only one with corn rows.
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on July 30, 2008 20:43:08
I'm gonna be totally honest I wish this guy would do another popozao so I can have a laugh. those were good times.
By popdemocracy, on July 30, 2008 22:51:53
"Two words he needs to learn if he insists on continuing to breathe: Stylist and Tailored"
Two other words he needs to learn: "I suck at everything." Yeah, he can't count very well either.
By gregarb, on July 31, 2008 00:29:39
This wigga really hit the jackpot when he met Britney. He's the luckiest in a long line of worthless men who have used and abused her. She's been somebody's meal ticket since she was 8 years old. Add in the family history of mental illness and she never stood a chance.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 07:17:26
I hate it, but I think he's hot. I hate myself for it, believe me.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 10:46:55
Hot? Herr (or Frau) Anonymeister 10:46:55, nobody wearing Dickies is "hot". Perhaps some caustic substance has blinded you.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on July 31, 2008 11:37:39
10:46, let me know where you live. Me and my Makita drill will come and fix that for you.
By Vigilante, on July 31, 2008 11:39:40
K-Fed is better off with that money than Shitney. At least some will hopefully be saved and invested toward the kids' future and education. Britney pisses money away like it's never going to run out. It will. She's NEVER going to have a comeback. She's going to be bankrupt like Michael Jackson soon.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2008 11:43:11
I think that picture wins the prize for "douchiest pic of the Douche Emperor EVER" and that's saying a LOT when you consider that Federfart has looked douchy since the day he came shooting out of a baboon's rectum.
By rhinestone ladies' glasses make men look DOUCHEY, on July 31, 2008 12:42:48
You can call K-Fed a lot of things: wigger, idiot, inbred, moron, retarded, classless, stupid, trailer trash.
Here's what I call a dude who had nothing and then banged a chick who used to have a smoking body and impregnated her...twice:
My Hero
By Hot Rob, on July 31, 2008 14:01:54
Federline - READ THIS:
You will NEVER make a dime pretending to be a rapper, you look ridiculous and can't sing.
However, you can attempt to have a carrer, if you clean up,part your hair, and go the tv series route.
That means no rapper shorts, no braids, earrings, etc. Try for a cop show.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2008 08:50:11
I am glad the kids are with Kevin. Brit is insane and the kids deserve better. Go Kevin. Be the best parent you can be for those gorgeous boys of yours.
By amyinbc, on August 2, 2008 21:43:16
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