I believe Shanna. But theres one person missing from the name-calling. TRAVIS, he's a big, skanky whore. Ewwww, how do you have sex with someone that was peed on. How do you really get turned on by them know this fact
Kim's name may be in the nominations for Skank 2008, but she's still smoking hot. She has an amazing body and aside letting herself be drenched in bodily wastes, takes pretty good care of herself. Even knowing that, I would hit it. If only you could take a decent girl's brain and put it in her body and she'd be perfection.
And on another note - what IS she? Is she half black or something? I can't fucking tell.
"...at a party thrown by desperate aging talentless slut Carmen Electra on Sunday night after Moakler accused Kardashian of trying to sleep with her buttock abscess of a husband, Travis Barker, while she worked as a model for Barker's Famous Stars and Straps bikini line for fake attention-whoring bitches."
There must be something seriously wrong with me (aside from everything else that's seriously wrong with me, I mean). I don't think Travis Barker is anywhere near to what might resemble good-looking.
He's a Barker. At best.
I'd like to say I'm not buying it...Ludacris was available, for Chrissakes....but it's Kim Kardashian. Not exactly the bastion of good taste.
either there is something awesome in travis' pants or Shanna is a completely insecure psycho that thinks every hollywood skank is trying to steal her skinny husband away...hasn't she been in these scuffles before?
I think Kim's body is gross...she's short and stumpy, with a huge ass.....yuck. She also has a ton of cellulite- the pics everyone drools over are photoshopped. I think she is very, very pretty, but she is a fucking moron- and talking in that stupid baby voice doesn't help matters.
Kim K , never went after Travis Barker. This is simply not true. Why ? Commons sense. NEVER goes after any White guys. Her past of Black guys: Damon Dash ( married him for about 3 yrs.) ,RJ( urinated with him, acutally he urinated on her, but hey, it was still peepee), Reggie Bush( good catch). She brieflllllllly dated Nick "White Bread" Lachey. It ain't her kinda bread!
Shana Moalker-Ms. U.S.A.-Playboy centerfold, got pregnant by Oscar De la Hoya ,but he did not marry her. She dated Dennis Quaid, but he moved on. She found Travis(vomit) Barker. He has money. They made some money and two or three kids together). Shana thinks everybody is after her little man. Shana and Travis should really get back together.
how about instead of screaming at kim and reggie, she could actually raise her fuckin kids? she's got 3 school age kids and she's at a fuckin party in malibu. say what u want about kim but at least she doesn't have kids that she embarasses at any given moment.
Travis Barker is an ugly little skinny man who's a good drummer but will never be as good as Bonham or Peart. Women don't chase after men who look like crackheads with AIDS.
I love her body. I would love to spoon that beautiful butt all night long, but it's ruined because I saw her sex tape. I wish someone would take out all the parts where you can see and hear that guy Rayvajayjay or whatever.
Ok, let's see if we can make some sense of this: 1. Kim K only dates black guys. Got it. 2. Moakler has a thing for tatted out white trash bean poles, and Travis Barker is definitely the former. Check. 3. Travis Barker is white. So, using the rules of this logic, Kim K. would never even consider having anything physical to do with Travis barker because he fails to meet her racial criteria; Clearly, Moakler is wrong in her assumption that Kim K. would have been physical with Travis B. Now, can someone tell that white trash whore how this shit works? Maybe then she will stop picking fights with everyone. and, for the record, I am positive that Kim. K could take Moakler and whip her ass any day of the week.
Hey listen some woman want their marriages to last. And it can make a chick crazy. She says she has emails and I believe her. She has kids with the guy. Use to be normal way back in the 80's to try and keep families together. Guess the minute some on want your man you should just lay off them??????? Jen Aniston did that. But A rods wife is my hero. Taking on the Madonna. Mama Kardasion is the biggest whore of all. Sells her daughter out like hookers.
Remember when Kim auctioned a lunch with her and Khloe on eBay? No? Read on:
"Lunch & Shopping at DASH with Kim Kardashian and her sisters Khloe & Kourtney!
My sisters Khloe and Kourtney and I want to have lunch with you! We can talk about what it is like being in the public eye, having your own reality show, "girl talk", and of course our favorite topic - fashion! Not sure where we will meet for lunch, but it will be somewhere nice not too far from our store DASH,..."
(eBay auction #130226694060)
Well, I dropped her a question. I asked, "Does it include a hummer?" Here is her reply:
Dear xxxxxxxxxxxxx,
Hi, thanks for the e-mail. No, it is not included. Thanks!
-kimsaprincess
FUCKIN' WHORE! She knows she wants me! She's just playing hard to get -- no really means "YES!"
Expecting women to civilly work out their differences is not possible. Women are just not into that unless you think differently than most people. It also makes Reality TV just boring.
Whilst reading the blurb, all I could picture was inky scrwany Trav slipping between Kim's prodigious buttcheeks and forever leaving this good earth..never to be seen again.
I'm in agreement with the whole "What the fuck is Shanna Moakler in a tizzy over Travis Barker" commentary. That guy looks like someone I get to change my oil at the local Jiffy Lube. Add to the fact that he's AT BEST 105 pounds soaking wet with a pair of Doc Martens on. He basically looks like a white Flavor Flav.
how about instead of screaming at kim and reggie, she could actually raise her fuckin kids? she's got 3 school age kids and she's at a fuckin party in malibu. say what u want about kim but at least she doesn't have kids that she embarasses at any given moment.
By Niecy, on July 25, 2008 13:24:31
please tell me you're not serious. "she's got 3 school age kids and she's at a fuckin party in malibu."?!?!!? seriously, when did this idea start that all parents should be prisoners in their homes? parents are still people, they can go out and have fun. of course children come first and deserve responsible and loving parents, but come on, she should never be able to party and be herself again? you sound really ignorant and annoying with that stupid comment
Todd: Since you're going to be totally tied up with the hosting and judging functions, I'd like to apply for the fluffer position. We wouldn't want these ladies to be seen at anything but their best during the competition. That means full, plump, engorged lips from the moment they crawl out on stage. I assume we're talking about both sets of lips as all the women will be naked, following the tradition set at the 0th Annual IDLYITW Blowjob Competition that took place in my dreams.
She spreads her legs for all of Hollywood. I can't wait for the day when Reggie Bush wakes the heck up and dumps her for a classy, educated young lady who doesn't run around acting like a damn fool and an attention whore.
All of those fucking dumpsters deserve one another.I have a idea for a new reality show;It's called Dumpster Island.A free for all destination for whores and douches.There are no winners or castoffs.You check-in,but never check-out. Kind of like the Hotel California.
Whores like this are a dime a dozen in south florida. Fly down here and I'll gurantee you'll see thousands of spanish girls that look like her with big asses too. I don't get the attraction to this bitch.
Kharma visits Robert Kardashian. Justifiably, he died of cancer after defending the evil OJ Simpson. Justifiably, his daughters now flaunt themselves like painted whores on prime time television. Reap the wind Robert Kardashian for you lived without honor and your legacy is filth and trash as evidenced by the wicked life of your offspring.
Well, hell even Robert Kardashian couldn't believe OJ got off. Go look at video of the verdict. If that wasn't a "WTF?" look on that man's face I don't know what is.
Todd: Since you're going to be totally tied up with the hosting and judging functions, I'd like to apply for the fluffer position. We wouldn't want these ladies to be seen at anything but their best during the competition. That means full, plump, engorged lips from the moment they crawl out on stage. I assume we're talking about both sets of lips as all the women will be naked, following the tradition set at the 0th Annual IDLYITW Blowjob Competition that took place in my dreams.
64 Comments:
Leave Your CommentShanna should know Kim only fucks black guys. Kim has such a hot body. What a waste on her.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 11:16:27
She is a huge slut too, her claim too fame, a huge ass, she right up there with paris as far as class goes.
By THE PUNISHER, on July 25, 2008 11:22:16
uh, Travis Barker may be one of the ugliest men alive or recently alive.
By TheMan, on July 25, 2008 11:26:39
Hey, Todd! Do you really want a blowjob from a urinal?
By jtg, on July 25, 2008 11:26:46
I believe Shanna. But theres one person missing from the name-calling. TRAVIS, he's a big, skanky whore. Ewwww, how do you have sex with someone that was peed on. How do you really get turned on by them know this fact
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 11:27:34
Kim's name may be in the nominations for Skank 2008, but she's still smoking hot. She has an amazing body and aside letting herself be drenched in bodily wastes, takes pretty good care of herself. Even knowing that, I would hit it. If only you could take a decent girl's brain and put it in her body and she'd be perfection.
And on another note - what IS she? Is she half black or something? I can't fucking tell.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 11:36:10
Her snatch must taste like grape soda or Heineken. That's the only possible explanation.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 11:41:19
she's got fried chicken taco, that must be it.
and they both need go away, fucking whores...gag.
By BloodyWhore, on July 25, 2008 11:45:51
"...at a party thrown by desperate aging talentless slut Carmen Electra on Sunday night after Moakler accused Kardashian of trying to sleep with her buttock abscess of a husband, Travis Barker, while she worked as a model for Barker's Famous Stars and Straps bikini line for fake attention-whoring bitches."
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 11:59:55
Travis BARKER???
There must be something seriously wrong with me (aside from everything else that's seriously wrong with me, I mean). I don't think Travis Barker is anywhere near to what might resemble good-looking.
He's a Barker. At best.
I'd like to say I'm not buying it...Ludacris was available, for Chrissakes....but it's Kim Kardashian. Not exactly the bastion of good taste.
By Vigilante, on July 25, 2008 12:00:19
...it's like a shelf! Look at it! it's like a friggin book shelf!
By Johnny, on July 25, 2008 12:03:44
Kim Kardashian, will you marry me?
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 12:07:55
goddamit kim's so fucking hot
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 12:13:48
either there is something awesome in travis' pants or Shanna is a completely insecure psycho that thinks every hollywood skank is trying to steal her skinny husband away...hasn't she been in these scuffles before?
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 12:14:56
Kim is Armenian.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 12:22:21
You could literally put a plate of food on that ass and eat off of it....comfortably...
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 12:32:37
Does that thing have an air pump or what?
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 12:52:32
I'm with Vigilante. Travis Barker is beyond gross. If he weren't famous he'd be living in a trailer park next to the Spears'.
By Kate, on July 25, 2008 13:09:13
"either there is something awesome in travis' pants"
It's me! I'm what's awesome in Travis' pants.
By What'sAwesome, on July 25, 2008 13:15:21
I think Kim's body is gross...she's short and stumpy, with a huge ass.....yuck. She also has a ton of cellulite- the pics everyone drools over are photoshopped.
I think she is very, very pretty, but she is a fucking moron- and talking in that stupid baby voice doesn't help matters.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 13:17:09
^ I agree, I think her body would be hotter if she was taller.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 13:20:48
Kim K , never went after Travis Barker. This is simply not true. Why ? Commons sense. NEVER goes after any White guys. Her past of Black guys: Damon Dash ( married him for about 3 yrs.) ,RJ( urinated with him, acutally he urinated on her, but hey, it was still peepee), Reggie Bush( good catch). She brieflllllllly dated Nick "White Bread" Lachey. It ain't her kinda bread!
Shana Moalker-Ms. U.S.A.-Playboy centerfold, got pregnant by Oscar De la Hoya ,but he did not marry her. She dated Dennis Quaid, but he moved on. She found Travis(vomit) Barker. He has money. They made some money and two or three kids together). Shana thinks everybody is after her little man. Shana and Travis should really get back together.
By This is not true., on July 25, 2008 13:21:38
how about instead of screaming at kim and reggie, she could actually raise her fuckin kids? she's got 3 school age kids and she's at a fuckin party in malibu. say what u want about kim but at least she doesn't have kids that she embarasses at any given moment.
By Niecy, on July 25, 2008 13:24:31
Travis Barker is an ugly little skinny man who's a good drummer but will never be as good as Bonham or Peart. Women don't chase after men who look like crackheads with AIDS.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 13:29:48
That first paragraph is like a completed Mad Lib from the Fame Whore Edition.
By Jim, on July 25, 2008 13:44:11
kim k is hot
By q, on July 25, 2008 13:54:50
I am sure that KK spends a fair amount of money on dipilatory cream....
By Lee Cadaver, on July 25, 2008 14:25:51
I love her body. I would love to spoon that beautiful butt all night long, but it's ruined because I saw her sex tape. I wish someone would take out all the parts where you can see and hear that guy Rayvajayjay or whatever.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 15:04:51
Kim Blowjobian.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 15:13:32
Ok, let's see if we can make some sense of this:
1. Kim K only dates black guys. Got it.
2. Moakler has a thing for tatted out white trash bean poles, and Travis Barker is definitely the former. Check.
3. Travis Barker is white.
So, using the rules of this logic, Kim K. would never even consider having anything physical to do with Travis barker because he fails to meet her racial criteria; Clearly, Moakler is wrong in her assumption that Kim K. would have been physical with Travis B.
Now, can someone tell that white trash whore how this shit works? Maybe then she will stop picking fights with everyone. and, for the record, I am positive that Kim. K could take Moakler and whip her ass any day of the week.
By I don't believe this fucking bitch!, on July 25, 2008 15:13:40
Hey listen some woman want their marriages to last. And it can make a chick crazy. She says she has emails and I believe her. She has kids with the guy. Use to be normal way back in the 80's to try and keep families together. Guess the minute some on want your man you should just lay off them??????? Jen Aniston did that. But A rods wife is my hero. Taking on the Madonna. Mama Kardasion is the biggest whore of all. Sells her daughter out like hookers.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 15:25:44
Hey y'all,
Remember when Kim auctioned a lunch with her and Khloe on eBay? No? Read on:
"Lunch & Shopping at DASH with Kim Kardashian and her sisters Khloe & Kourtney!
My sisters Khloe and Kourtney and I want to have lunch with you! We can talk about what it is like being in the public eye, having your own reality show, "girl talk", and of course our favorite topic - fashion! Not sure where we will meet for lunch, but it will be somewhere nice not too far from our store DASH,..."
(eBay auction #130226694060)
Well, I dropped her a question. I asked, "Does it include a hummer?" Here is her reply:
Dear xxxxxxxxxxxxx,
Hi, thanks for the e-mail. No, it is not included. Thanks!
-kimsaprincess
FUCKIN' WHORE! She knows she wants me! She's just playing hard to get -- no really means "YES!"
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on July 25, 2008 16:13:26
KIM KARDASHIAN IS A WHORE the world knows it so whats the problem shit grown women acting like miley cyrus and her friends hey bitches GROW UP
By WHORES ALL, on July 25, 2008 16:30:01
Expecting women to civilly work out their differences is not possible. Women are just not into that unless you think differently than most people. It also makes Reality TV just boring.
By Supernetuser, on July 25, 2008 16:34:59
Hi, Kate!
In other news...I love 13:29. Neil Peart rocks. Still. Which is all that counts.
By Vigilante, on July 25, 2008 16:43:14
...Cuz her ass big enough to fit a cup on her booty, goodness!
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 17:52:36
You know Kim has to wax that big ole hairy ass
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 17:55:45
In a perfect world someone would do us a favor and take out all these no talent skanks in hollyweird.
By NubianGoddez, on July 25, 2008 17:58:48
kim is so f'n hot
By teh f word, on July 25, 2008 18:15:13
Whilst reading the blurb, all I could picture was inky scrwany Trav slipping between Kim's prodigious buttcheeks and forever leaving this good earth..never to be seen again.
By Sami, on July 25, 2008 19:09:03
I gotta pee.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 19:16:23
She prefers black urine.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 19:31:29
I'm in agreement with the whole "What the fuck is Shanna Moakler in a tizzy over Travis Barker" commentary. That guy looks like someone I get to change my oil at the local Jiffy Lube. Add to the fact that he's AT BEST 105 pounds soaking wet with a pair of Doc Martens on. He basically looks like a white Flavor Flav.
By BMF, on July 25, 2008 20:24:04
The BEST pics here are the ones with the seedy looking guy (in the background) leering at Kim.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 21:31:03
"with D-list nobody and black man urinal, Kim Kardashian,"
LOL!!! That was freakin hilarious!
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 21:35:41
how about instead of screaming at kim and reggie, she could actually raise her fuckin kids? she's got 3 school age kids and she's at a fuckin party in malibu. say what u want about kim but at least she doesn't have kids that she embarasses at any given moment.
By Niecy, on July 25, 2008 13:24:31
please tell me you're not serious. "she's got 3 school age kids and she's at a fuckin party in malibu."?!?!!? seriously, when did this idea start that all parents should be prisoners in their homes? parents are still people, they can go out and have fun. of course children come first and deserve responsible and loving parents, but come on, she should never be able to party and be herself again? you sound really ignorant and annoying with that stupid comment
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 22:43:45
She's not only a whore, she's a fat whore!
By anonymous, on July 26, 2008 05:24:42
What a set of douche bags. No winners in this cunt fight.
By anonymous, on July 26, 2008 05:28:34
I wanna spank dat ass.
By anonymous, on July 26, 2008 21:34:53
Todd: Since you're going to be totally tied up with the hosting and judging functions, I'd like to apply for the fluffer position. We wouldn't want these ladies to be seen at anything but their best during the competition. That means full, plump, engorged lips from the moment they crawl out on stage. I assume we're talking about both sets of lips as all the women will be naked, following the tradition set at the 0th Annual IDLYITW Blowjob Competition that took place in my dreams.
By gregarb, on July 27, 2008 07:53:59
She spreads her legs for all of Hollywood. I can't wait for the day when Reggie Bush wakes the heck up and dumps her for a classy, educated young lady who doesn't run around acting like a damn fool and an attention whore.
By anonymous, on July 27, 2008 12:38:19
If she likes getting pissed on, R. Kelly could help her out with that. He is black, you know.
By anonymous, on July 27, 2008 17:38:34
All of those fucking dumpsters deserve one another.I have a idea for a new reality show;It's called Dumpster Island.A free for all destination for whores and douches.There are no winners or castoffs.You check-in,but never check-out.
Kind of like the Hotel California.
By Ramrod, on July 27, 2008 19:49:35
Kim K has an arse that you could smuggle opium BACk into Afganistan and no rag head would bat an eye lid at customs...Go KIM K you drug mule biatch.
By maddona_kebabsoff, on July 27, 2008 23:38:15
Whores like this are a dime a dozen in south florida. Fly down here and I'll gurantee you'll see thousands of spanish girls that look like her with big asses too. I don't get the attraction to this bitch.
By anonymous, on July 28, 2008 07:43:30
Oh, look at that asss......
Time to watch her video again!
By anonymous, on July 28, 2008 10:47:57
<B><I>KIM IS SO FREAKING HOT!!!</B></I>
By bumrush r bush, on July 28, 2008 20:14:35
Kharma visits Robert Kardashian. Justifiably, he died of cancer after defending the evil OJ Simpson. Justifiably, his daughters now flaunt themselves like painted whores on prime time television. Reap the wind Robert Kardashian for you lived without honor and your legacy is filth and trash as evidenced by the wicked life of your offspring.
By anonymous, on July 28, 2008 22:38:38
Kim's arse is one shit bubble that I can sink my gnashers into, and I'm a 92 year old bloke for fucks sake. Bring it on girly girl...baby's got back.
By Madonna_Kebabsoff, on July 28, 2008 22:52:07
haha "eleventy"
By stef, on July 29, 2008 09:18:33
Well, hell even Robert Kardashian couldn't believe OJ got off. Go look at video of the verdict. If that wasn't a "WTF?" look on that man's face I don't know what is.
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 11:27:24
kim is about as a skanky as you can get. She gets it from her do nothing mother and people at E.TV
By mark, on July 29, 2008 13:40:29
Yeah I am surprised people aren't tripping over each other to screw that ugly little twit Travis Barker..
BARF!
And talk about a ho...Shanna Moakler...egad!
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 13:58:05
Todd: Since you're going to be totally tied up with the hosting and judging functions, I'd like to apply for the fluffer position. We wouldn't want these ladies to be seen at anything but their best during the competition. That means full, plump, engorged lips from the moment they crawl out on stage. I assume we're talking about both sets of lips as all the women will be naked, following the tradition set at the 0th Annual IDLYITW Blowjob Competition that took place in my dreams.
By gregarb, on July 30, 2008 07:24:30
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