Kirsten Dunst Wants a Man

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  1. at first, i thought the title of the post was "kirsten dunst IS a man"
    so i figured, that explains why her face looks like a 14" cheese pizza and she's totally flat chested.

    she would stalk him. well, the both have heads like rocky dennis so, maybe it's a match.

    By nic, on July 17, 2008 08:51:17

  2. Oh and she's an Obama voter. What a catch. *vomit*

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 09:01:31

  3. Looks like Dr. Sunkentits left her bra at home again.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 09:03:22

  4. Jake G. was wise to get rid of this chick.

    By Albatross, on July 17, 2008 09:20:22

  5. Dirsten Kunst pretty much says it all.

    By E. Urapus Pudendum, on July 17, 2008 10:17:19

  6. She seems to be drinking her own diarrhea in that photo??

    By Joshua, on July 17, 2008 10:23:14

  7. Oh and she's an Obama voter. What a catch. *vomit*

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 09:01:31

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    She has that white guilt thats why she is voting for him and her head is full of alcohol so she does not know what the fuck she is doing

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 10:34:30

  8. vampire faced little ferret.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 10:35:00

  9. I'll do her. Bust that shit open like a high school kegger. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

    By Dirtbag, on July 17, 2008 10:59:38

  10. I'd still fuck her mouth.

    By Pumpy Chowdown, on July 17, 2008 12:16:14

  11. Maybe she should get herself a nice male German Shepherd if she wants a boy friend.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 12:39:53

  12. How funny would it be if there was a photo op of her and Marc Anthony together? Caption it "Creatures of the night".

    By silver_viper, on July 17, 2008 12:53:10

  13. One of those girls who has a "Coexist" bumper sticker on her car and who sleeps with guys who drive Priuses, and if you question her allegiance to communist New Age freaks like Obama she rolls her eyes at you because she is all-knowing about the utopian bliss of the future that the indigo children of biracial love will bring about.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 13:03:33

  14. I suggest large C's.... that always seems to work attracting men....I like umm!

    By markeeoo, on July 17, 2008 13:18:40

  15. She is a snaggletooth nasty whore. She is also a bitch to her fans and the press.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 14:20:25

  16. Gimme a fucking break. She's still better looking than anything you slope-browed, slack-jawed, crater-faced momma's boys will ever sleep with.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 15:23:35

  17. She is very sexy. Only prob. is she likes the anti-CHRIST (aka Obama) I would love to be her man.

    By Bill, on July 17, 2008 18:33:53

  18. But she was so freakin' hot in Spider-Man...

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 21:00:59

  19. She might want to try being less ugly.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 22:42:18

  20. 15:23:35--I disagree...I nailed a hot stripper last night. Harshly criticizing uber-fugly celebrities is a time-honored tradition here at IDLYITW, and if you don't like it, go to People magazine and fawn over their celebrity kiss-ass bullshit. Like Barack, for instance.

    That is all.

    By Storm, on July 18, 2008 09:38:27

  21. ladies do not walk with a cigarette in their hand ... sounds a bit old fashioned per se but class/manners remain the same through the ages.

    By The Blue Fox, on July 19, 2008 11:48:54

  22. She is just nasty looking, one could never look at her after just eating lunch.

    By NubianGoddez, on July 19, 2008 19:42:42

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