23 Comments:

1. "I'm a little teapot, short and stout..."

   By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 09:47:54

2. "unpretty?" REALLY, todd? You're going to go that route?
   
   I realize being snarky equals more page views, but seriously...

   By Sarah M, on July 7, 2008 10:08:56

3. She's unpretty. UNPRETTY. Snarky is an annoying, overused word. Stop it.

   By shut up, on July 7, 2008 10:14:10

4. IAWU she is a bit psycho.

   By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 10:20:03

5. It looks like someone used Microsoft Paint to place a yellow rectangle over her license plate number. Next time, use it over her face....

   By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 10:48:28

6. Not only is she unpretty, she's quite poor, too. A BMW 320i??? Isn't that the base model? Eurgh!

   By Superior Damo, on July 7, 2008 11:09:40

7. bra, exercise, self esteem, pride, plz

   By advice, on July 7, 2008 11:10:24

8. Is she wearing Amy Winehouse's shoes?

   By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 11:12:49

9. Short girls and capri pants are not friends.

   By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 11:14:17

10. She's a dumb ho. What do you expect?

    By Jim Liu, on July 7, 2008 11:14:31

11. My god she's hideous. Pop stars are supposed to be hot. Ick, I can't believe I listened to her music.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 11:43:58

12. Please, oh please, do not report on this attention-seeking know-nothing whore. They're trying to make her out to be something here in England all the time and she really fucking bugs the living shit out of me. Goddamn tabloids.

    By Fred, on July 7, 2008 12:18:46

13. Lilly Allen has 3 nipples. No joke and apparently she'll show them to anyone:
    
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JbieSOsMIk

    By Jon, on July 7, 2008 12:20:01

14. thanks for that link, Jon. apparently Lily is ugly and spoiled. prep school. wow, how grrrreeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttt!

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 12:27:09

15. Oh a third nipple and the same prep school?? How bloody exciting!!

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 13:12:12

16. ALL British women are INSANE. Duffy will start acting crazy next. Any day she will die her hair pink, smoke crack, end up in the nuthouse and declare herself a lesbian.

    By kooks, on July 7, 2008 16:32:24

17. Pokies!
    
    Lily is cute in an I'll-give-you-a-blow-job-behind-that-garbage-dumpter-for-twenty-bucks kind of way ... which isn't saying much for my taste in women.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 17:58:29

18. Another british slutty dumbass. First we have "posh" (who has 60 oz. fake titties & way too much botox), then we have katie jordan price or whatever the fuck the name she's calling herself today (who does sex videos, and is a poor mans "posh" spice). Then we have crackhive winehouse, who is a full blown crack addict. Now we have lily allen, who apparently is known more for getting drunk & flashing her pussy than for having any talent.
    
    I say deport all their stupid asses back to Britain and/or deny them entrance to the US. We already have pearASS, SLUTney, WHOREhan & druggie richie; let Britain keep their own dumbasses. The US is not a hiding ground for morons like them; deal with your own braindead celebutard people...

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 19:58:55

19. that's called the walk of shame

    By schrome, on July 8, 2008 10:05:06

20. Looks like me in some pics my friends took of me last week in chicago. ugh, i look like lily allen. im so sad now.

    By anonymous, on July 8, 2008 18:08:10

21. Fat tart.

    By anonymous, on July 8, 2008 20:15:24

22. Feel sorry for her, she's pathetic, stupid pink hair, etc. etc. etc.
    
    Now. Can anybody tell me why this ridiculous person's music was played on my local ROCK station?? I would have avoided even knowing who she is were it not for this egregious playlist blunder. I guess she actually does give blow jobs behind dumpsters. To owners of radio stations, at least.

    By Little Miss Sunshine, on July 9, 2008 00:03:58

23. Who?

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2008 14:24:58