54 Comments:

1. Look! Another clusterfuck pap smear!

   By Vigilante, on July 3, 2008 12:37:20

2. I seriously wish the paps would stop giving these cornholes attention. Fuck
   
   

   By anonymous, on July 3, 2008 12:54:18

3. this is too easy to explain -
   LiLo is looking for a father and mother figure - her mom is a ho/pimp and her dad is a cracker/sell out
   sam ronson is a girl who looks like a guy and therefore fullfills LiLos need for a father /mother figure

   By virgo, on July 3, 2008 12:56:33

4. "I can't seem to think of anybody who is more horrifically uglier than Samantha Ronson."
   
   That chick Miranda from Sex and the City is diddling? Yuck.

   By anonymous, on July 3, 2008 12:58:07

5. Miranda is ugly too.

   By anonymous, on July 3, 2008 13:01:09

6. I'm pretty sure that "Samantha Ronson" is an anagram of "I have an enormous cock." I haven't done the math to prove it yet, but I'm fairly certain it works out.

   By Dong Buckwater, on July 3, 2008 13:25:17

7. Virgo, you're right on target. There is more to it though.
   
   Lindsay's problem in dating ( being a Cancer ) is that she is creatively dominant, but tends towards submission in relationships. She wants to be the weaker partner. That means she has to find someone more powerful than she is or she can't respect them. Sam is elusive, not too needy, with her own style and career, and therefore sexy to LiLo -- yet always available in a pinch, steady and consistent.
   
   Lindsay will eventually find this creative-yet-solid father-figure combo with a guy and the ghastly Ronson will be out.
   
   

   By anonymous, on July 3, 2008 13:28:31

8. call me crazy but i think samantha is kinda hot in a dykish way. she looks like a dude so you wouldn't even know you were being a lesbian if you were with her!

   By anonymous, on July 3, 2008 13:42:55

9. I can think of one chick that's, "more horrifically uglier than Samantha Ronson"...Pete Wentz!

   By gregarb, on July 3, 2008 13:49:46

10. Gross gross gross. A skanky ginger kid and a dyke with an ugly hat...a truly grotesque combination

    By Storm, on July 3, 2008 13:50:03

11. I think that both Sam and Linz are cute! I date'em both if they weren't so into each other.

    By Nathiest, on July 3, 2008 15:01:37

12. I mean she might be the ugliest girl I've ever seen who wasn't fat or suffering from horrible acne.

    By thebig28, on July 3, 2008 15:05:54

13. I think Sam is kinda hot. I'd rather see LiLo with Sam than some of those other gross dicks she has hooked up with in the past.

    By Solaera, on July 3, 2008 16:22:24

14. Those paps need to get a real job. Come on already!! Instead of waiting on them to move out of the way, hit the gas and roll over all of them.

    By anonymous, on July 3, 2008 16:38:56

15. I don't know if it's that Lindsay's actually gay, or if she's just tired of cock.

    By JAC, on July 3, 2008 17:10:14

16. I think Sam's hot.

    By Jesa, on July 3, 2008 18:16:27

17. I'd have a threesome with them. Why not?

    By anonymous, on July 3, 2008 18:19:21

18. The "Y" shirt a coincidence? I think not.

    By Staci, on July 3, 2008 19:04:50

19. Strangelove
    Strange highs and strange lows
    Strangelove
    Thats how my love goes
    Strangelove
    Will you give it to me
    Will you take the pain
    I will give to you
    Again and again
    And will you return it

    By lindsay's inner song, on July 3, 2008 19:27:00

20. 19:27:00
    
    Nice D-Mode reference.
    
    Back to Hohan ... it's hard to believe that "Mean Girls" was only four years ago. My, my, my, how the mighty have fallen (right into Samantha Ronson's crotch).

    By teammlr1, on July 3, 2008 21:28:31

21. Yeahhhh! Her 15 minutes are up. We can all hope she and her twat buddy just go away and become another washed up Hollywood actress.
    
    Vegas is calling - they need drink servers at Mandalay Bay. Go while you can.

    By Mr. Sleepyhead, on July 3, 2008 22:39:33

22. "I can't seem to think of anybody who is more horrifically uglier than Samantha Ronson."
    
    EXCUSE ME??
    
    what about AMY WINEHOUSE!!!??
    
    

    By anonymous, on July 4, 2008 02:47:13

23. Lindsay is turning gay because she's desperate for mommy love that Dina never gave her. Dina is a narcissist who is incapable of love and just used Lindsay for money. Her dad is well known to have slapped her around and abandoned her so she has issues with men.

    By Poof, on July 4, 2008 03:33:17

24. 1. Am I the ONLY who has noticed that Samantha looks EXACTLY like Michael Lohan? Their faces are identical. Lindsay is dating the female version of her father. I can't begin to deconstruct the sexual confusion/complexity of that.
    
    2. Samantha is not ugly. She chooses not to try to be beautiful in public. That is Lindsay's domain.

    By tennischick, on July 4, 2008 06:32:08

25. yawn, snore

    By sandman, on July 4, 2008 06:35:34

26. What creeps me out is that Sam looks like
    Lindsay's little sister, only older and with short
    blonde hair.

    By anonymous, on July 4, 2008 08:00:13

27. Sam's wrist is going to snap with they weight of that Rolex, she better eat something other than LiLo's clam everyday.

    By anonymous, on July 4, 2008 08:21:33

28. LILO HAS NO TASTE wether is a guy or a girl she picks ugly morons , oh maybe thats why she drinks alot so she can have sex with the ugly people she pics thats why oh ok

    By DRINK UP YOU UGLY LOVER, on July 4, 2008 10:12:32

29. Aaack! You've defiled a classic Depeche Mode song by attempting to associate it with Lohan. May you die by synthesizer.

    By anonymous, on July 4, 2008 10:37:36

30. >I'd have a threesome with them. Why not?
    
    Herpes, and self-respect.

    By JAC, on July 4, 2008 11:19:25

31. "She looks like something in a video game you have to kill in order to move to the next level."
    
    HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
    Funniest f*cking line I've heard in a while...also very true!!!

    By Mr. Weenus, on July 4, 2008 11:29:58

32. Man the paps are freakin obnoxious

    By anonymous, on July 4, 2008 12:19:19

33. Lins must like the size of Sam's cock. What a fug cunt. And what the fuck is up with that hat? Seriously, it does nothing for her.

    By anonymous, on July 4, 2008 12:21:37

34. FGS! With all the beautiful lipstick lesbians in the world, Linds wants to be with that fugly thing? Don't make no sense to me.

    By I Kissed A Girl & I Loved It!, on July 4, 2008 13:55:31

35. Ronson being an ugly chick would only matter if she was after dudes. But thinking about it, couldn't Lohan do better? How about that blond chick from Ally McBeal?

    By FngFer, on July 4, 2008 14:32:27

36. Rumor Willis.

    By anonymous, on July 4, 2008 17:31:17

37. My favorite photo of Samantha is that one where she's looking a little weathered with a cigarette dangling loosely from her lips and she has one of those old-fashioned, 40's style gentleman's hats on...yeah, that one is my favorite.

    By anonymous, on July 5, 2008 08:26:48

38. Uh oh--lookin' a little washed-out there, girlfriend!
    
    (I agree with most of the insights above...)

    By Zen Wizard, on July 5, 2008 11:21:02

39. Alas! O how you torment me with these deplorable tidings! On this, the birthday of our great nation, the procurers of this tawdry periodical DARE claim that my amber queen has been dining on an albacore taco. Lindsay the Great does not feast upon hairy sashimi, and damn you all for cultivating these rancid lies.
    
    Just as Paul Revere embarked on his fabled ride down Hanover Street centuries ago, I shall embark on the long and hazardous road to claim my freckled bride. Mark my words!

    By Worshipper of the Cinnamon Goddess., on July 5, 2008 11:24:06

40. Has lindsay been postin' it in a mortuary basement? She looks grosser than usual... Or has she been licking Ronson's vagina filled with embalming fluid? Stick with the penis, linds...

    By Leopard Kitty, on July 5, 2008 19:38:43

41. samantha is just icky. she's always making a gross face, ewww...everything about her sucks

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2008 10:19:40

42. Thanks Lindsays' inner song now I've got to go pull out all my Douche Comode to find that song! Good one, though...

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2008 11:35:48

43. I think Samantha's hot! Really hot.

    By R, on July 6, 2008 14:02:47

44. Lindsay is just trying to give her vaginal muscles a break so they can tone up for more dick.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2008 19:37:47

45. 22? What a surprise! I don't think any of us would have guessed that she was going to make it this far.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2008 22:45:27

46. Two uglies in love.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 13:31:58

47. Forget about Sam... let's hope she gets together with Anne Hathaway...

    By gmrjr59, on July 7, 2008 14:35:53

48. Ronson is as cool as a cucumber, I can see why Lindsay likes her.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 18:21:45

49. Sigh...lots of bull carpet munchers defending their icon in this thread.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2008 18:53:50

50. There is nothing wrong with the way Sam looks, she is a cute young woman,, I swear,, gay bashers will just never die.. huh

    By Moreaces, on July 8, 2008 13:42:14

51. Lohan is NOT gay but is broke and needs someone to take care of her. Her "friend" is a parasite who probably furnishes her with drugs and has been waiting for her chance all along. A sad, sick situation.

    By anonymous, on July 8, 2008 17:03:36

52. SamRo is a delicious dyke! Of course Lilo is dickmatized by SamRo's dildo...carpetmunching is in people! Get with the times!

    By anonymous, on July 8, 2008 18:12:41

53. I think Lindsay just has an affection for 12 year old boys, but, to stay legal she's got Sam.

    By MikG, on July 9, 2008 00:12:11

54. Sam is incredibly hot. As a straight woman, I would go gay for Sam, and she seems like a cool person too.

    By picro25, on July 15, 2008 13:27:52