34 Comments:

• The only way this will be shocking is if the backstage curtain suddenly opens to reveal Alex Rodriguez fucking the hole in John Graziano's forehead.

  By Elmo, on July 10, 2008 10:12:45

• Lock the thread...Elmo wins.

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 10:30:01

• Damn,Elmo.LOL.

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 10:44:59

• I am actually Laughing Out Loud. I think that means I'm going to hell. I haven't done all the research, but I am pretty sure.

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 11:06:55

• YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWn. Who wants to see a dried-up hag humping on an inbred no-talent?
  
  P.S. Elmo's comment had me LMAO.

  By Albatross, on July 10, 2008 11:12:16

• britney will be controversial the day she swears off transfat.

  By i don't like you in any way, on July 10, 2008 11:24:56

• madonna's a washed up fag hag and brit is just washed up....

  By thewillie, on July 10, 2008 11:45:40

• Sooo...Brit's going to be in a pre-taped video segment? Is it a snuff film? Because that's the only way I'd be remotely interested.
  
  Hell, I'd even throw money at a production like that.
  
  (PS: Elmo Rulez)
  
  

  By Vigilante, on July 10, 2008 12:09:08

• WHY NOT CALL IT THE STD TOUR

  By THE PUNISHER, on July 10, 2008 12:10:52

• Damn!! Britney looks HOT in those picks !!!
  
  Elmo...shame on you!!(lol)

  By Toe, on July 10, 2008 12:28:03

• holy fucking shit elmo, i haven't laughed that hard in a long time. fuck it, nothing i was thinking about to write can top that...

  By mamadough, on July 10, 2008 12:42:37

• Wait. Did I accidentally fall asleep for 15 years? Isn't this a re-hash of what she did decades ago? Hey Madonna, how about bringing back those really gay Duran Duran haircuts, and maybe some clips of Wayne and Garth. We'd have a veritable 80's review! I'll contribute by finally bringing out that "Members Only" jacket that has been waiting years in my closet for a moment like this. Thanks Madonna!

  By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on July 10, 2008 12:42:53

• ROTFL @ Until Madonna summons the devil or sacrifices an immigrant family on stage, I don't think watching Britney Spears waddling around and struggling to breathe because her fat ass is wrapped in some bandages is going to shake the foundation of what I think is controversial.
  
  you ain't neva lied, them 2 washed up talentless broads are about as controversial as Jesse Jackson hos sit down!!!

  By NubianGoddez, on July 10, 2008 13:32:16

• Holy ten years ago Batman! The Scarecrow and The Blob have teamed up to create an incredibly boring stage act!
  
  
  PS: I have on good authority Elmo has a ten inch cock; ladies you should jump on that while you can.

  By Super Sidekick TheBig28, on July 10, 2008 14:16:48

• Can these two washed-up no-talent attention whores get any more desperate? Not even an 11 year old cares about this shit.

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 15:15:32

• Nothing is controversial anymore.

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 15:38:37

• LOL@ that's gay, not shocking.
  
  Yea, Madonna just needs to stop. "shocking" things no longer have to do with girl-on-girl stuff, their kiss at those MTV awards years ago wasn't shocking; people were just like, meh...she could do better.
  
  

  By Alicia, on July 10, 2008 15:48:05

• Madonna has shocked enough, and I doubt the article from the Sun. Her brother is so right. Madonna only cares about herself.

  By Kathleen, on July 10, 2008 16:15:11

• you know what would be shocking? pulling a live hamster out of her ass on stage and then throwing it out into the audience.

  By mamadough, on July 10, 2008 17:03:51

• *Yawn*

  By Hannah Montana, on July 10, 2008 17:26:16

• The only thing shocking about this item is that Madonna can still...no, no, scratch that...replace "can still" with "has ever been able to"...sell concert tickets/cds/herself. Can't sing. Unattractive. Rapidly morphing into Gloria Swanson-Nora Desmond. Boring.
  
  And Elmo rules.

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 18:01:20

• All glory is fleeting. It is time for Madonna to accept the aged wrinkles of time. Spring has turned to Summer and Summer to Fall. Peer into the darkness of the woods before you Madonna for your career is nearly done and you are about to enter the winter months of life. You may have miles to go before you sleep but the woods are dark and deep and your career will soon be a memory on the heap of history.

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 20:53:58

• I think this is the last year britney and christina looked like human beings.
  
  R.I.P. attractivenss

  By Leopard Kitty, on July 11, 2008 01:27:29

• P.S. Toddyou're my hero. Sometimes I dry hump the screen, not gonna lie.

  By Leopard Kitty, on July 11, 2008 01:29:38

• What's really shocking is that Britney really did look that that once. Just goes to show how far downhill someone can go in five years.
  
  Equally shocking is that Madge is nearly twice Britney's age, and looks better.
  
  I've never been a fan of Madonna's music or performance. But I grudgingly admire her considerable talent as a marketer. It will be interesting to see if she can successfully market the steaming pile if shit that Britney has become.

  By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 05:38:24

• Dry-humping on stage... isn't that about all they could do since Madonna's going through menopause anyway?

  By bethany, on July 11, 2008 09:00:26

• I'm just surprise there aren't any pro-Madonna posts here. Is there a gay pride parade going on?
  

  By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 09:31:36

• If I was dumb enough to buy a ticket to Madonna in the first place, I would be demanding my money back if that no-talent hack Britney showed up on the stage. Watching these two ugly clowns get together would be about as exciting as watching my grandparents get it on.

  By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 10:03:44

• Look at the faces of the a-holes in the audience. It's like they just seen something extaordinarily remarkable. Its all about marketing. All three whores are washed up. These easily impressed star struck imbeciles will be the reason Obama will get elected to the WH.

  By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 10:42:22

• The media never forgets.

  By Supernetuser, on July 11, 2008 10:58:34

• These two fugly over the hill lip synching stars have enough money. Are they really that greedy or attention starved to do this act again? Or this could Madonna's last chance to try an "shock" people before wrinkles totally take over her gap tooth face..

  By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 11:28:35

• As much as I don't really care for Brit or Madonna...it is true that they sell tickets/CD's. Currently Madonna sells out places st $300 plus a ticket That's insanity! Pre K-Fed Brit used to sell out huge venues like Madonna for high prices as well. I don't like 'em but some one does/did.
  
  And Leopard Kitty "I think this is the last year britney and christina looked like human beings."
  
  So effing true and funny.
  
  
  

  By The Kath, on July 12, 2008 19:55:44

• I think I just found all my peeps!
  At last a group that is based in reality!
  You guys made me laugh so hard!
  Are there no britards here? How refreshing!
  
  

  By justgothere, on July 13, 2008 17:22:13

• The only thing I find shocking about this is that the public still has interest in these assclowns.

  By anonymous, on July 14, 2008 09:30:40