She is actually a lovely person, and you can't tell me that her S&TC co-stars Cynthia Nixon or Kim "I only have one expression of leering lust" Cattrall are better looking. Did the story specify whether Matthew's new paramour is a woman, because rumor has it he likes the fellas.
Thats sad. Who cares what SJP looked like? You LOVE the person for who they are cuz beauty never lasts forever. The fact that he cheated is awful. Though I thought it would've been with a guy. CREEP.
Doesn't have anything to do with what the woman looks like; Halle Berry and Jennifer Connelly got cheated on, and Mary Louise Parker, who's certainly pretty enough, got dumped for Claire Danes. But yeah, I thought he liked guys as well.
Funny how his most famous roles revolve around high school. First Ferris Bueller as a student and then Election as the principal. And the chick he fooled around with is a youth counselor, right? LOL
That body is not a 10. She has a nice natural rack, but she has no ass and she's too short. Her feet probably look like shit too after all those years of wearing those ugly ass sky high heels.
Did he also finally realize that he killed two people in an accident? Asshole. These two ugly losers deserve each other. I actually think that I might like her better. Even though she is butt ugly.
I think this is a mistake. It must have been a hot male redhead. Broderick has been loyal to Miss Pony for long enough. He deserves a little time off the leash.
Perhaps ole man Matt was feeling a lil weird since his wife makes tons more coin then him and is far more important and popular w/ the public. Hummmm sounds like Grandmatt is having a wee man's mid life crisis!!!! Maybe she should cut him loose and move on w/ her life!
"Maybe she should cut him loose and move on w/ her life!"
Right on, sister! She should totally put him out to stud. She must be chomping at the bit to get out of this marriage. He's hitched his star to her wagon for far too long!
NO ONE deserves to be cheated on no matter how fugly they may be. If he wasn't attracted to her anymore he could, idk file for divorce like a decent person would. Then he could continue to fade into obscurity without riding SJP for attention.
SJP is a weird one... I have this theory about women: some, such as supermodels, photograph well but have no "life" on screen or in person. SJP strikes me as the opposite. The camera doesn't even like her enough to add the obligatory ten pounds - but at least she looks like she's having fun with the acting stuff.
Matthew Broderick killed 2 people in Ireland in the 80's (when he was dating, and there with, Jennifer Gray) because he was drunk and driving on the wrong side of the road ('our' side...but he was in Ireland where they drive on the other side).
Of course, he served no time and had to pay a tiny fine (I think).
This is a bad attempt at spin. But you know what's a good attempt at spin? The horse jokes. It takes attention off the fact that she looks exactly like the Wicked Witch of the West, even with the wart removed ( that was no mole ). "Her car is powered by the screams of small children," classic.
Anonymous I never knew that about Crawford being in an accident.If you are the one who wrote that no one deserves to be cheated on,you are right. Don't you just hate it when people kiss and tell???
Matt will be jockeying for position in divorce court soon. Besides, it was time to put her out to pasture. . . clearly she just ain't what she used to be.
Everyone who is saying how ugly SJP is, are probably 10 times uglier and have a horrible body. Some of the people on here are just downright mean. Wow. Get a life guys.
She makes a lot more money than he does, so I can't believe he looked a gift her in the mouth and took such a big gamble. But then again, SJP is a stable type, she'll probably see all this as just whispering. I doubt it'll spur her into action, although she might throw away his DVD of the movie "Zoo".
I like SJP. I do think she has a beautiful body especially for her age and after having her child. No not the most conventional pretty face but I think its pretty sexist not to put down a man also for being ugly. It's not like she's married to Brad Pitt. She's married to Matthew Broderick so what type of woman would you expect him to pull? And to be honest I think she is the better looking one in the relationship. He hasn't been cute since Ferris Bueller and back then it was only cause of his charm. That dude is UGLY! And in real life has no personality. She may look like a witch and a horse but she can still do better than him. No one would EVER talk about him anymore if she wasn't married to him. As for the chick, why are there always women willing to screw men that they know are married? There are other rich guys out there.
Suck my dick, 16:43. All of Family Guy's jokes are random pop-culture references with no connection to story or character.
I'll be watching The Office, Arrested Development and South Park. I'll leave you to Family Guy, According To Jim and anything with Larry The Cable Guy in it, you fucking moron.
im sorry im no fan of SJP but she's not ugly. she may not be your classic beauty but remember there are only 6 supermodels in the world. you guys would be absolutely crushed if you herd half the comments your friends and strangers said about your appearnace behind your back. its easy to say something o ablog but i bet you 99% of you wouldnt even be able to cough in her direction let alone tell her the comments you've been leaving here. grow up!
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE WTF YOU LOOK LIKE! SJP IS NOT UGLY! You must be a man to have written this. Just because a women isn't loaded with plastic surgery and fake boobs doesn't mean she isn't beautiful. Get a grip!
Please, can we all stop pretending these celebrity couples engage in relationships the common person can comphrehend? Their "relationships" are business arrangements, nothing more. Their staged for the public consumption. I wouldn't be surprised if SJP knew of Broderick's stepping out and approved of it.
I feel so sorry for her. It's a pity that people dislike her just because they don't find her attractive. From watching her interviews, she always comes across as a friendly, fun-loving person. She's proven that she has talent and drive, unlike a lot of worthless "good-looking" people in Hollywood, and deserves the best treatment as much as anyone else.
here's the deal. sjp has an amazing body, but not that great of a face. i wouldn't say she's UGLY, just not beautiful. she looks a little like a man, which is probably why matthew what's his name married her. he's so clearly gay it's not funny.
SJP does come across as fun and friendly. She probably is a nice person in real life. But this is Hollywood we're talking about. If "actresses" are going to be paid ridiculous money to stand around looking pretty, then they should be able to look pretty
I have seen SJP in person, and she does look attractive. I wouldn't go so far as to say she is beautiful, but she looked better than average. Plus, her body really is a sight to behold.
18:01-I'm a poseur because... I don't like shows written by hacks for the enjoyment of morons?
No, because you talk like you need some kind of secret knock and decoder ring to enjoy obviously fantastic shows like South Park. What's so special and impressive about liking great shows everyone watches? So you have impeccable taste. Meh. Now, if you'd listed "Top Gear"--that would have been impressive.
Sorry Danz, but she's a celebrity. She gets paid an awesome salary and gets a wonderful lifestyle for any abuse heaped upon her by anonymous non-stars such as us.
She doesn't need your pity; in fact, she can't even hear it. After all, you and I and the rest of us don't exist in her world.
HE FINALLY saw the light and saw that she is DAMN UGLY so he went out for some strange good for him
it took him alot of years to cheat on ugly SJP , so now he felt a new sweet pussy that looks like a normap pussy looks like hey MATTHEW keep fucking every slut you want your dick needs it the poor guy
Jared, I would like to know what you look like. You have a lot of nerve calling her ugly. Millions of women lover hear and beg to differ with your opinion. Also, if she were ugly, I would like to know why she has been cast as the love interest / leading lady for all these years in her various movies etc etc
Top Gear? It's impressive to like British shows on motoring? I don't like motoring or England. Having cockney accents in the Fast And The Furious would have only made that movie worse.
Oh, and J-Bird... you got me. Watching up to an hour of TV a week (Arrested Development is on DVD only) sure is making me a fat loser. If only I could have a dick big enough to make me a regular commenter on a gossip site every week since I don't know how long.
Matthew Broderick is a big ole' FAG and I know this because I saw him picking up GUYS at a Greenwich Village club called Woody's 20 years ago. The "marriage" is FAKE.
Poseur Boy, considering the shows you like, you must have a good sense of humor--so why so prickly and humorless? I'm no fan of Family Guy either, but it hardly warrants your responses. And if you had ever actually seen Top Gear, you wouldn't dismiss it as a "British show on motoring"--I'm pretty sure you'd think it was hilarious. Watch some episodes (available online), and if you still think Fast and the Furious with a cockney accent was a good retort. . . well then, you can go huff a fart.
Who can blame Broderick? If I was constantly stopped by the police on suspection of bestiality just for walking in the street with my wife, I'd be looking for other options, too.
I LOVE SARAH JESSICA PARKER i never watch sex and the city but i like all her movies.. listen hello matthew hasnt done a good movie since ferris buller day off!!! so he has all the time in the world look what happen to reese and ryan he cheated cause she was making the big bucks, while he was taking care of the kids.. poor sjp.. she can do sooo much better!!!!!
Broderick was not drunk when he was in the accident in Ireland many years ago. If he were, he'd be in jail. He got off lightly because it was an accident caused by him being on the right side of the road, which is the wrong side in Ireland. If you've ever been to Ireland you would know how the roads are there and its very difficult for someone not used to them to get into an accident. Secondly, for you jo's saying that the only thing that Matthew has done that was any good was Ferris Bueller, you've missed alot. You may not like the guy but you have to give him some props for Glory, The Freshman, Cable Guy, Biloxi Blues, etc. You people want everyone to look like they did when they were 20. Guess what, you'll all look like hell when you're in your forties (most of you probably already do)
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Leave Your Commentwow, i hate to say it but i'm actually surprised...i mean i like sjp but she isn't pretty at all to me. i feel bad for her.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 08:20:54
She is actually a lovely person, and you can't tell me that her S&TC co-stars Cynthia Nixon or Kim "I only have one expression of leering lust" Cattrall are better looking. Did the story specify whether Matthew's new paramour is a woman, because rumor has it he likes the fellas.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 08:24:29
wait a sec, he's gay. this can't be true
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 08:28:09
wasn't SJP just acting as his beard? was the "gorgeous redhead" a man?
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 08:28:16
SJ isn't THAT ugly. She has a beautiful bod. What is more important now, the face or the body?
That he cheated: Hey, it's Hollywood!
By Toe, on July 23, 2008 08:33:47
No, he's a Social Studies teacher at Carver High.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 08:39:39
Ferris Bueller's Night Off
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 08:40:29
"What is more important now, the face or the body?"
The face. The body can be fixed, but ugly is forever.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 08:40:55
I'm actually surprised and saddened by this. I like them.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 08:49:18
The scoop there is that the person Broderick cheated with is FEMALE!(!?)
WTF?!
Is this shocking to anyone else?!
By i don't like you in any way, on July 23, 2008 09:02:46
Thats sad. Who cares what SJP looked like? You LOVE the person for who they are cuz beauty never lasts forever. The fact that he cheated is awful. Though I thought it would've been with a guy. CREEP.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 09:15:44
Good for him.
By Dan, on July 23, 2008 09:18:53
Doesn't have anything to do with what the woman looks like; Halle Berry and Jennifer Connelly got cheated on, and Mary Louise Parker, who's certainly pretty enough, got dumped for Claire Danes.
But yeah, I thought he liked guys as well.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 09:21:31
Poor guy. Married to SJP, and he gets caught horsing around. Talk about irony.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 09:23:16
Funny how his most famous roles revolve around high school. First Ferris Bueller as a student and then Election as the principal. And the chick he fooled around with is a youth counselor, right? LOL
By Fred, on July 23, 2008 09:28:09
Wait. Who has chemistry in the 7th grade?
By Solaera, on July 23, 2008 09:28:58
Yes, I have to question the gender of the person Broderick is alleged to have had a dalliance with.
As to SJP's attractiveness -- body - 10; face - uh, I won't go there...
By hihat, on July 23, 2008 09:33:37
That body is not a 10. She has a nice natural rack, but she has no ass and she's too short. Her feet probably look like shit too after all those years of wearing those ugly ass sky high heels.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 09:35:23
She's a 10...in the equestrian events.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 09:38:25
I hear his favorite rock group is Band of Horses.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 10:14:50
Looks like their marriage is on the stretch run.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 10:15:25
She's really going to make him pony up the dough in court.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 10:15:48
Looks like she just can't keep a man in her stable.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 10:16:10
Sara Jessica Parker looks like a horse.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 10:16:51
Rumor has it that his nickname for her is "Saddlebags".
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 10:17:25
We should put their divorce to a vote. Sarah? Yay or nay?
SJP: "NAYYYYYYY"
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 10:18:25
Should they stay together? Let's take a gallop poll.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 10:19:24
yeah right this is just a ploy to get people to believe he isnt gay
By virgo, on July 23, 2008 10:21:50
Did he also finally realize that he killed two people in an accident? Asshole. These two ugly losers deserve each other. I actually think that I might like her better. Even though she is butt ugly.
By 789, on July 23, 2008 10:22:40
What, no "by a nose" joke? I am way disappointed, friends.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on July 23, 2008 10:25:03
I've seen this redhead. Believe me, she's no thoroughbred.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 10:25:34
You guys are mean...I hear SJP is really cool. For instance, did you know she's a huge sports fan? She loves the Phillies...
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 10:27:21
...and the Denver Broncos.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 10:27:43
I hear Broderick took her car. Now she has to hoof it.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 10:29:38
SJP's least favorite sports team is the Spurs.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 10:30:22
After so long, he was aching for one night of unbridled passion.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 10:39:40
Spurs? I thought she was a Mavericks fan.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 10:44:47
After so long, he was aching for one night of unbridled passion.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 10:39:40
^HAA!
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 10:53:57
10:22:40
what was the accident?
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 10:59:18
Q: What do Matthew Broderick and OJ Simpson have in common?
A: They've both been inside a white bronco.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 11:01:03
AWWW She's not THAT fugly. Look at him. He looks like an uptight fart.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 11:04:06
I think this is a mistake. It must have been a hot male redhead. Broderick has been loyal to Miss Pony for long enough. He deserves a little time off the leash.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 11:15:00
Awe; ride me like you used to WILL-BUUUUURRRRR!!!!
By Strap on the feed sack, on July 23, 2008 11:16:09
Perhaps ole man Matt was feeling a lil weird since his wife makes tons more coin then him and is far more important and popular w/ the public. Hummmm sounds like Grandmatt is having a wee man's mid life crisis!!!! Maybe she should cut him loose and move on w/ her life!
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 11:21:07
Wow, the guy actually turned into the evil Inspector Gadget in reality, I mean, look at the photograph!
By Pat Bateman, on July 23, 2008 11:27:18
I think body is more important. But if everything is average and she is good in the sack, then i'm lucky.
Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth
By mr T, on July 23, 2008 11:27:46
"Maybe she should cut him loose and move on w/ her life!"
Right on, sister! She should totally put him out to stud. She must be chomping at the bit to get out of this marriage. He's hitched his star to her wagon for far too long!
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 11:33:42
SJP may be a butter-face but her body is slammin', just watch Honeymoon in Vegas when she was at her prime.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 11:37:55
She was also good in The Neverending Story...well, up until the scene where she sinks in the quicksand.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 11:46:33
Honeymoon in Vegas - 1992. Since then: weights and anorexia. Oddly enough, the gay man's regimen...
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 11:49:48
"Honeymoon in Vegas - 1992. Since then: weights and anorexia. "
You forgot oats. Lots and lots of oats.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 12:00:09
At least she finally got that ugly mole on her chin removed. It was almost as big as her nose.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 12:01:43
NO ONE deserves to be cheated on no matter how fugly they may be. If he wasn't attracted to her anymore he could, idk file for divorce like a decent person would. Then he could continue to fade into obscurity without riding SJP for attention.
shit...accidental horse joke.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 12:11:21
You all are killing me with these jokes. LMAO!
By Albatross, on July 23, 2008 12:16:52
Star Magazine? I'm not sure if this story is true. So, let's just hold our horses.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 12:26:57
He always struck me as a gelding..
By Sami, on July 23, 2008 12:27:40
SJP is a weird one... I have this theory about women: some, such as supermodels, photograph well but have no "life" on screen or in person. SJP strikes me as the opposite. The camera doesn't even like her enough to add the obligatory ten pounds - but at least she looks like she's having fun with the acting stuff.
By brian t, on July 23, 2008 12:33:29
Matthew Broderick killed 2 people in Ireland in the 80's (when he was dating, and there with, Jennifer Gray) because he was drunk and driving on the wrong side of the road ('our' side...but he was in Ireland where they drive on the other side).
Of course, he served no time and had to pay a tiny fine (I think).
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 12:54:36
Sarah (12:54:36), quit horsing around. Ferris is a great guy. Look out, there's a fly - quick, flick your tail!
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 13:15:35
This is a bad attempt at spin. But you know what's a good attempt at spin? The horse jokes. It takes attention off the fact that she looks exactly like the Wicked Witch of the West, even with the wart removed ( that was no mole ). "Her car is powered by the screams of small children," classic.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 13:23:26
Anonymous I never
knew that about Crawford being in an accident.If you are the one who wrote that no one deserves to be cheated on,you are right. Don't you just hate it when people kiss and tell???
By Mary E, on July 23, 2008 13:29:02
it's not cheating since she is equine
By papa's moustache, on July 23, 2008 14:01:06
Sarah Jessica told me she'll win by a nose if they divorce.
By The Horse Whisperer, on July 23, 2008 14:03:41
Matthew has TWO mustangs...a GT convertible and Sarah.
By Storm, on July 23, 2008 14:07:03
Sarah's publicist needs to get a rein on this story.
She's saddled with bad publicity about her looks.
By Storm, on July 23, 2008 14:07:50
She is lame. It was time to put her down.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 14:08:18
OK, a horse walks into a bar.
The bartender says ...
... Hi Sara.
the end.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 14:18:48
Sex in the Stable
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 14:20:55
Guess the redhead was a "horse of a different color"
so to speak
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 14:23:58
Matt will be jockeying for position in divorce court soon. Besides, it was time to put her out to pasture. . . clearly she just ain't what she used to be.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 14:27:55
Everyone who is saying how ugly SJP is, are probably 10 times uglier and have a horrible body. Some of the people on here are just downright mean. Wow. Get a life guys.
By Meg, on July 23, 2008 14:56:17
She makes a lot more money than he does, so I can't believe he looked a gift her in the mouth and took such a big gamble. But then again, SJP is a stable type, she'll probably see all this as just whispering. I doubt it'll spur her into action, although she might throw away his DVD of the movie "Zoo".
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 15:04:54
Someone get Meg a sugar cube.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 15:09:54
I like SJP. I do think she has a beautiful body especially for her age and after having her child. No not the most conventional pretty face but I think its pretty sexist not to put down a man also for being ugly. It's not like she's married to Brad Pitt. She's married to Matthew Broderick so what type of woman would you expect him to pull? And to be honest I think she is the better looking one in the relationship. He hasn't been cute since Ferris Bueller and back then it was only cause of his charm. That dude is UGLY! And in real life has no personality. She may look like a witch and a horse but she can still do better than him. No one would EVER talk about him anymore if she wasn't married to him. As for the chick, why are there always women willing to screw men that they know are married? There are other rich guys out there.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 15:19:05
I have a hunch she looks pretty in person...and NOBODY deserves to get cheated on.
Just get divorced and hump to your heart's content.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 15:23:48
Meg? Meg Griffin? Is that really you? Sounds like you...
Meg: Wow, this looks just like my room at home.
Lois: Yeah except for the all the trophies and pictures of friends.
Meg: Wow, Brian! Have you lost weight? You gotta tell me your secret!
Brian: Here’s a hint: put down the fork.
Meg: Everybody! Guess what I am?
Stewie: Hmm, the end result of a drunken back seat grope-fest...?
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 15:25:31
15:25-
You probably thought you were being clever, but everyone knows Family Guy sucks dick. That must mean you like sucking dick.
By I Am Better Than You, on July 23, 2008 15:44:07
Who pissed in your oats this morning, Meg?
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 15:50:42
fuck off 15:44 Family Guy is great. Go watch your TBS reruns of Sex in the City.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 16:43:07
Jesus, Meg, we're just having a little fun here. No need to draw and quarter us over it.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 16:56:42
this is bullshit.
i gotta see who he was cheating with.
she probably looks just like like tom cruise.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 17:14:40
Suck my dick, 16:43. All of Family Guy's jokes are random pop-culture references with no connection to story or character.
I'll be watching The Office, Arrested Development and South Park. I'll leave you to Family Guy, According To Jim and anything with Larry The Cable Guy in it, you fucking moron.
By I Am Still Better Than You, on July 23, 2008 17:44:39
Meg needs to be put down and wrapped in J-Lo's burritos.
By jose, on July 23, 2008 17:45:27
Please no Bart vs. Stewie, I thought this was Mr. Ed vs. Ginger Kids. This is too confusing.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 17:51:53
Hey, Meg/Seabiscuit and the Better Than You poseur--why don't you go hang out on the Britney thread; your shtick would be great down there.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 18:01:12
im sorry im no fan of SJP but she's not ugly. she may not be your classic beauty but remember there are only 6 supermodels in the world. you guys would be absolutely crushed if you herd half the comments your friends and strangers said about your appearnace behind your back. its easy to say something o ablog but i bet you 99% of you wouldnt even be able to cough in her direction let alone tell her the comments you've been leaving here. grow up!
By bonnie, on July 23, 2008 18:14:40
and it was with a woman?
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 18:21:47
you sure he wasn't with carrot top? he kind of reminds me of sjp
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 18:23:44
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE WTF YOU LOOK LIKE! SJP IS NOT UGLY! You must be a man to have written this. Just because a women isn't loaded with plastic surgery and fake boobs doesn't mean she isn't beautiful.
Get a grip!
By Holly, on July 23, 2008 18:36:05
when i look at broderick, the word "chucklefuck" comes to mind.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 20:05:44
Please, can we all stop pretending these celebrity couples engage in relationships the common person can comphrehend? Their "relationships" are business arrangements, nothing more. Their staged for the public consumption. I wouldn't be surprised if SJP knew of Broderick's stepping out and approved of it.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 20:49:34
I feel so sorry for her. It's a pity that people dislike her just because they don't find her attractive. From watching her interviews, she always comes across as a friendly, fun-loving person. She's proven that she has talent and drive, unlike a lot of worthless "good-looking" people in Hollywood, and deserves the best treatment as much as anyone else.
By Danz, on July 23, 2008 21:02:40
At least she's white.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 21:04:17
Did she run in the Belmont...?
By JUANBIGONE, on July 23, 2008 21:34:57
here's the deal. sjp has an amazing body, but not that great of a face. i wouldn't say she's UGLY, just not beautiful. she looks a little like a man, which is probably why matthew what's his name married her. he's so clearly gay it's not funny.
By me, on July 23, 2008 21:50:09
SJP does come across as fun and friendly. She probably is a nice person in real life. But this is Hollywood we're talking about. If "actresses" are going to be paid ridiculous money to stand around looking pretty, then they should be able to look pretty
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 22:14:08
I have seen SJP in person, and she does look attractive. I wouldn't go so far as to say she is beautiful, but she looked better than average. Plus, her body really is a sight to behold.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 22:49:39
bonnie 18:14:40 -
...you guys would be absolutely crushed if you herd half the comments
"herd" LOL. I see what you did there. Sneaky... very sneaky.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2008 01:50:08
18:01-I'm a poseur because... I don't like shows written by hacks for the enjoyment of morons?
I guarantee you Todd and Jenny are South Park fans vs Family Guy fans.
So, I guess you'll be hanging out with Perez Hilton with the fag hags, then?
By I Will Always Be Better Than You, on July 24, 2008 05:51:07
She has the head seen in Borat's "the running of the Jew"
By its a big one this year!, on July 24, 2008 06:13:57
Funniest. Thread. EVAR!
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on July 24, 2008 08:21:52
18:01-I'm a poseur because... I don't like shows written by hacks for the enjoyment of morons?
No, because you talk like you need some kind of secret knock and decoder ring to enjoy obviously fantastic shows like South Park. What's so special and impressive about liking great shows everyone watches? So you have impeccable taste. Meh. Now, if you'd listed "Top Gear"--that would have been impressive.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2008 08:33:02
Sorry Danz, but she's a celebrity. She gets paid an awesome salary and gets a wonderful lifestyle for any abuse heaped upon her by anonymous non-stars such as us.
She doesn't need your pity; in fact, she can't even hear it. After all, you and I and the rest of us don't exist in her world.
By Sevenmack, on July 24, 2008 08:46:37
To the TV elitist: defining yourself as "better than everyone" by the 12 hours of TV you watch per week is awesome. I bet the women love that.
Keep on trucking with your 300 lb self.
By J-Bird, on July 24, 2008 08:53:40
I was really hoping they would both ride off into the sunset together.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2008 08:57:13
He can't force her to sign the divorce. You know the old saying: "you can lead a horse to water..."
By anonymous, on July 24, 2008 08:57:42
Arrested Development is funny, put the people who act like everyone else is wrong for not watching it are as annoying as soccer fans.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2008 09:00:24
It appears their relationship is foundering. I mean floundering.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2008 09:13:35
Evidently wild horses COULD keep him away.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2008 09:14:28
I bet she's pissed. Matt, you're gonna need a bigger crop.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2008 09:20:16
I hope SJP hightails it out of there. . .
By anonymous, on July 24, 2008 09:58:15
Naughty naughty Ferris! He better buy her a shitload of hay and carrots to make up with her.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2008 10:00:22
HE FINALLY saw the light and saw that she is DAMN UGLY so he went out for some strange good for him
it took him alot of years to cheat on ugly SJP , so now he felt a new sweet pussy that looks like a normap pussy looks like hey MATTHEW keep fucking every slut you want your dick needs it the poor guy
By MATTHEW RULES, on July 24, 2008 11:22:32
Jared, I would like to know what you look like. You have a lot of nerve calling her ugly. Millions of women lover hear and beg to differ with your opinion. Also, if she were ugly, I would like to know why she has been cast as the love interest / leading lady for all these years in her various movies etc etc
By take that, on July 24, 2008 13:12:30
Top Gear? It's impressive to like British shows on motoring? I don't like motoring or England. Having cockney accents in the Fast And The Furious would have only made that movie worse.
Oh, and J-Bird... you got me. Watching up to an hour of TV a week (Arrested Development is on DVD only) sure is making me a fat loser. If only I could have a dick big enough to make me a regular commenter on a gossip site every week since I don't know how long.
Keep your game up with your acne-scarred self.
By I Am Better Than J-Bird's Dad, Too, on July 24, 2008 15:39:57
Matthew Broderick is a big ole' FAG and I know this because I saw him picking up GUYS at a Greenwich Village club called Woody's 20 years ago. The "marriage" is FAKE.
By Get a clue, on July 25, 2008 01:05:40
Poseur Boy, considering the shows you like, you must have a good sense of humor--so why so prickly and humorless? I'm no fan of Family Guy either, but it hardly warrants your responses. And if you had ever actually seen Top Gear, you wouldn't dismiss it as a "British show on motoring"--I'm pretty sure you'd think it was hilarious. Watch some episodes (available online), and if you still think Fast and the Furious with a cockney accent was a good retort. . . well then, you can go huff a fart.
By Top Gear pusher, on July 25, 2008 06:39:28
JAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJA...I LIKE HIM!
By anonymous, on July 25, 2008 07:42:23
Rein it in people and quit horsing around...this is serious stuff....he can't help it that she's an ass.
By flame, on July 25, 2008 13:57:57
So...where are the pics of this redhead?
By anonymous, on July 27, 2008 08:42:37
Who can blame Broderick? If I was constantly stopped by the police on suspection of bestiality just for walking in the street with my wife, I'd be looking for other options, too.
By anonymous, on July 28, 2008 06:11:33
I LOVE SARAH JESSICA PARKER i never watch sex and the city but i like all her movies.. listen hello matthew hasnt done a good movie since ferris buller day off!!! so he has all the time in the world look what happen to reese and ryan he cheated cause she was making the big bucks, while he was taking care of the kids.. poor sjp.. she can do sooo much better!!!!!
By anonymous, on August 3, 2008 08:17:11
Half because he's Ferris Bueler, and half because he was the voice of Simba. I'd hit it.
By Chantelle, on August 3, 2008 16:55:32
Broderick was not drunk when he was in the accident in Ireland many years ago. If he were, he'd be in jail. He got off lightly because it was an accident caused by him being on the right side of the road, which is the wrong side in Ireland. If you've ever been to Ireland you would know how the roads are there and its very difficult for someone not used to them to get into an accident.
Secondly, for you jo's saying that the only thing that Matthew has done that was any good was Ferris Bueller, you've missed alot. You may not like the guy but you have to give him some props for Glory, The Freshman, Cable Guy, Biloxi Blues, etc. You people want everyone to look like they did when they were 20. Guess what, you'll all look like hell when you're in your forties (most of you probably already do)
By anonymous, on August 16, 2008 22:58:44
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