Memo to the middle-American redneck zombies who worship/teach their daughters to worship this chick: she's in rehab for meth in 1 year, pregnant in 2 years. Bank it.
I grew up in redneck/fundamentalist-central and believe me, we were all having sex like rabbits by 15. Teenagers in the Bible belt have two hobbies: drinking and fucking. Three if you count fishing. I recommend all 3 simultaneously. And this was back in 1988. This girl is probably bent over the tailgate of some teenage guy's truck on a regular basis. So fundies: Quit pretending she's some saint beamed here straight from the lap of Jesus to be some role model for your little girls.
looks like she's showing her friends what her "oh daddy" face looks like. are billy ray cyrus and joe simpson in some kind of we like to bone our daughter's club?
Disney is the devil. Everything they do, is meant to break down morality, while pretending to be "family" oriented.
The nude pictures of Vanessa Hudgens, things like that are all planted. How do you think these pictures get to the press? As if Disney can't block them or protect their stars like they used to. No, they stage and leak the pics themselves.
When she shows herself full-frontal, and then still gets hired, it sends the message that it's no big deal, and erodes another layer of taboo. It's all scripted to turn kids into sex-mad zombies and thus better brainwashed consumers.
I was trying to figure out what in the fuck she might be doing in the banner pic (besides practicing her cock-swallow face) and I realized she's got gum in her maw.
I fucking hate gum. People who chew gum and crack/pop it in my general vicinity tend to get it smacked out of their faces.
She's just a kid.....you freakin' jackals. If you are going to be this petty at least pick on an adult. It's really sad for grown people to pick on a 15-year old kid.
She's just a kid.....you freakin' jackals. If you are going to be this petty at least pick on an adult. It's really sad for grown people to pick on a 15-year old kid.
By Slick, on July 10, 2008 14:21:46
What should people do wait until she turns 21 and then make fun of her? Here is an idea slick. Be nice to everyone.
10.40 AMEN. We were the worst sex-crazed church- going pot-stoned worshipers when we were 15. The church people are the horniest hypocrites on planet earth, and are usually the ones all up in our faces in this sacred forum. Don'tcha know it feels better when you're not allowed to do it? Hey, maybe we should all get all fundie guilty to improve the velocity of our orgasms. Pleeze.
". . . We were the worst sex-crazed church- going pot-stoned worshipers when we were 15. The church people are the horniest hypocrites on planet earth. . "
By SWF, on July 10, 2008 20:31:03 --- Oh, the memories of sitting in church listening to our pastor talk of the evils of fornicatin', the aroma of pot/cigarettes/Off!/Bud Light soaking my best guy friend's clothes, and the smirk on our faces because we knew we were hauling-ass out of there during the last hymn so we could beat his parents home and get in a quickie before we all sat down to lunch. The fundie teen years and the sweet License To Sin. . . good times,good times.
Miley Cyrus, aka Britney Mark III -- Trainwreck-in-training.
I guess the paparazzi are covering her now to fill out a portfolio of 'before' shots, to contrast with the 'after' shots a few years hence when she's either:
a) A has-been b) on drugs c) In rehab d) An unwed mother e) All of the above
Oh of course people are defending her. Is this your first time on this site? People come on here to read about celebs and [most of the time] bash them. it's fun. www.barney.com
"The nude pictures of Vanessa Hudgens, things like that are all planted. How do you think these pictures get to the press? As if Disney can't block them or protect their stars like they used to. No, they stage and leak the pics themselves."11:54:20
are you retarded? ever think the person she took them for may have wanted to get some money? wow. i almost feel dumber just from reading what you had to say
since when does being a little weirded out by comments made by a adult male about picturing a girl giving blow jobs while she is blowing BUBBLES with gum make anyone a "fundie"
of course young kids are sexually active and she's not a little angel but why not attack the parents who whore her out...
Vigilante, re: "... smacked out of their faces." Chapter 1 Usually I find the words that fall from that pretty little head of yours, through your deadly claws, comically amusing. Today, they are mean, violent, cruel, threatening........and curiously arousing. They're like a backroom chanteuse that can suck the red out of purple, and break your heart as she moans you to sleep with her lonely lullaby. I'm of French Canadian descent, and therefore, a brother-in-arms-in-need. Whether you're in Canada, Atlanta, or on the mean streets of a sleepy town in Nowhere, USA, you need to come to Cincinnati and show me some of that slap-happy hospitality. I'm chewin' a special piece of gum with your name on it, doll. And to totally bastardize your statement, I definitely, "chew gum..........and crack..."!!
Vigilante, re: "... smacked out of their faces." Chapter 2 Yea, yea, I know you've got a thing for Wasabumi in Nigeria, and some Russian mafioso named Dmitri, but I bet you've got room for one more cigarette in your pack! I'm all menthol, baby: cool, unfiltered, and take-your-breath-away smooth. I burn hot and cool at the same time and I never blow smoke. C'mon, do you think you can kick This ass and take This name? And if that hasn't convinced you, Veronica Varlow's got NOTHIN' on you, doll! That Bettie Page wannabe isn't worthy of cleaning up the blood after you pistol-whip a $20-a-day gumshoe that was pushin' you around, and trying to squeeze you for information. Yea, I should know better. My mother warned me about dames like you. I know you're poison, but you're slooooooow poison; and that's the way I like it doll-baby.....nice......and...slow.
Menthol, hmm? Sure, I got room for one more in my pack, baby! Oooh, but I'd hate to break your heart, you seem like such a sweet thing. And I'm so...vicious.
I can't help it, darling. I'm just drawn that way.
I don't think that Miley Cryus is anywhere near as corrupt as the path that Lohan and Britney have taken. She's had some unfortunate bumps in her career, but it seems like she's been back on track recording music and performing concerts.
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By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 09:55:58
She is 15..you using your imagination with what she is doing with her mouth while blowing bubbles makes you kind of a creep
By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 10:09:58
you are pervert for talking about a 15 year old girl like that on your site
By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 10:11:14
^ LOL...The fundamentalist army is defending their little savior.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 10:17:13
^^^ yeah right, 15 year old girl....like on Vanity Fair, right, Mr. Fundie asshole???
Go watch Davey & Goliath, creep. We have fun here, and that means cruelly mocking people.
By Storm, on July 10, 2008 10:20:16
Memo to the middle-American redneck zombies who worship/teach their daughters to worship this chick: she's in rehab for meth in 1 year, pregnant in 2 years. Bank it.
By J-Bird, on July 10, 2008 10:23:31
Oh, and another thing: the baby ain't coming out white. Sorry!
By J-Bird, on July 10, 2008 10:24:52
It will be at least white-ish J-Bird.
By Storm, on July 10, 2008 10:37:18
I grew up in redneck/fundamentalist-central and believe me, we were all having sex like rabbits by 15. Teenagers in the Bible belt have two hobbies: drinking and fucking. Three if you count fishing. I recommend all 3 simultaneously. And this was back in 1988. This girl is probably bent over the tailgate of some teenage guy's truck on a regular basis. So fundies: Quit pretending she's some saint beamed here straight from the lap of Jesus to be some role model for your little girls.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 10:40:27
She's very mature for her age. I fucked her several times already.
By Billy Ray, on July 10, 2008 10:59:36
based on that one picture, miley looks like she has a bigger pair of nuts than Andre the Giant
By i don't like you in any way, on July 10, 2008 11:27:48
The shorts aren't ridiculously short, and she's a shovel-faced, talentless, hag.
By The Kilted Yaksman, on July 10, 2008 11:50:53
looks like she's showing her friends what her "oh daddy" face looks like. are billy ray cyrus and joe simpson in some kind of we like to bone our daughter's club?
By thewillie, on July 10, 2008 11:51:47
Disney is the devil. Everything they do, is meant to break down morality, while pretending to be "family" oriented.
The nude pictures of Vanessa Hudgens, things like that are all planted. How do you think these pictures get to the press? As if Disney can't block them or protect their stars like they used to. No, they stage and leak the pics themselves.
When she shows herself full-frontal, and then still gets hired, it sends the message that it's no big deal, and erodes another layer of taboo.
It's all scripted to turn kids into sex-mad zombies and thus better brainwashed consumers.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 11:54:20
I was trying to figure out what in the fuck she might be doing in the banner pic (besides practicing her cock-swallow face) and I realized she's got gum in her maw.
I fucking hate gum. People who chew gum and crack/pop it in my general vicinity tend to get it smacked out of their faces.
By Vigilante, on July 10, 2008 11:56:53
This little skank is just two steps away from Taradise. Ms. Reid and Ms. Lohan await.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 12:15:54
meh.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 12:40:04
Give her a break. She's just bein' Miley.
By g, on July 10, 2008 12:42:26
Ralph Lauren would approve
By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 12:47:39
Sorry, but that kid is ugly. Maybe she's in her awkward phase. Hopefully she'll grow out of it.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 12:49:45
The only thing that is inappropriate is your dirty mind-set
By tom, on July 10, 2008 13:21:46
@ g...
Jesus, Gerry. This had better not be you.
12:42, you made an unfortuante error...I'm pretty sure you meant to say "She's just bein' MEALY."
Carry on.
By Vigilante, on July 10, 2008 13:51:48
This girl is whored out by her TALENTLESS PARENTS...and she's HIDEOUS!!!
By K, on July 10, 2008 14:18:30
She's just a kid.....you freakin' jackals. If you are going to be this petty at least pick on an adult. It's really sad for grown people to pick on a 15-year old kid.
By Slick, on July 10, 2008 14:21:46
She's just a kid.....you freakin' jackals. If you are going to be this petty at least pick on an adult. It's really sad for grown people to pick on a 15-year old kid.
By Slick, on July 10, 2008 14:21:46
What should people do wait until she turns 21 and then make fun of her? Here is an idea slick. Be nice to everyone.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 15:17:27
Todd, I love your politically incorrect comments on underage whores like Miley.
Tell it like it is, man.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 15:26:22
She looks sort of like a gremlin. Nice paunch she's getting too.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 17:20:06
"I fucking hate gum. People who chew gum and crack/pop it in my general vicinity tend to get it smacked out of their faces."
Vigilante, I just want to say that you rock. I love the way you think. You make my bacon sizzle. Thank you.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 18:21:10
Theres nothing wrong with her shorts. Popping gum is so annoying though.
By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 20:23:56
10.40 AMEN. We were the worst sex-crazed church- going pot-stoned worshipers when we were 15. The church people are the horniest hypocrites on planet earth, and are usually the ones all up in our faces in this sacred forum. Don'tcha know it feels better when you're not allowed to do it? Hey, maybe we should all get all fundie guilty to improve the velocity of our orgasms. Pleeze.
I do think j-bird is onto something..
By SWF, on July 10, 2008 20:31:03
What the fuck are you guys talking about??
* MILEY IS A DUMB FUCKING BICH/WHORE!!!
By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 22:17:53
the only inappropriate thing is the comments you make about a 15 year old girl chewing on bubble gum.
By todd is a pervert, on July 11, 2008 00:15:34
If they don't like it Todd, keep doing what your doing! I laughed, at them and your comments. 'Combo Winnah' in my book of clicks. lol
By ehowa, on July 11, 2008 00:30:14
". . . We were the worst sex-crazed church- going pot-stoned worshipers when we were 15. The church people are the horniest hypocrites on planet earth. . "
By SWF, on July 10, 2008 20:31:03
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Oh, the memories of sitting in church listening to our pastor talk of the evils of fornicatin', the aroma of pot/cigarettes/Off!/Bud Light soaking my best guy friend's clothes, and the smirk on our faces because we knew we were hauling-ass out of there during the last hymn so we could beat his parents home and get in a quickie before we all sat down to lunch. The fundie teen years and the sweet License To Sin. . . good times,good times.
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 05:31:40
Miley Cyrus, aka Britney Mark III -- Trainwreck-in-training.
I guess the paparazzi are covering her now to fill out a portfolio of 'before' shots, to contrast with the 'after' shots a few years hence when she's either:
a) A has-been
b) on drugs
c) In rehab
d) An unwed mother
e) All of the above
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 05:33:57
Smooches, 18:21. I'm happy to put the sizzle in your bacon (and your sausage) any day.
By Vigilante, on July 11, 2008 07:58:55
Oh of course people are defending her. Is this your first time on this site?
People come on here to read about celebs and [most of the time] bash them. it's fun.
www.barney.com
there, maybe you can handle that.
By stef, on July 11, 2008 09:13:42
"The nude pictures of Vanessa Hudgens, things like that are all planted. How do you think these pictures get to the press? As if Disney can't block them or protect their stars like they used to. No, they stage and leak the pics themselves."11:54:20
are you retarded? ever think the person she took them for may have wanted to get some money?
wow.
i almost feel dumber just from reading what you had to say
By stef, on July 11, 2008 09:16:26
since when does being a little weirded out by comments made by a adult male about picturing a girl giving blow jobs while she is blowing BUBBLES with gum make anyone a "fundie"
of course young kids are sexually active and she's not a little angel but why not attack the parents who whore her out...
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 10:09:21
Funny, I didn't see any of the moral police defending Britney's 16-yr old sister. Fuckin' mindless hypocrites.
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 10:35:16
I can totally she this kid doing porn with her daddy filming it.
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 11:30:14
Never understood how she got famous in the first place. I mean she has zero talent, is annoying as hell, and is so average looking.
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 13:55:07
This retard is starting to become annoying and pathetic.
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 16:28:19
How long 'til she's legal?
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 17:31:06
17:31: It depends on what country you abduct her to.
By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 23:12:59
Vigilante, re: "... smacked out of their faces."
Chapter 1
Usually I find the words that fall from that pretty little head of yours, through your deadly claws, comically amusing. Today, they are mean, violent, cruel, threatening........and curiously arousing. They're like a backroom chanteuse that can suck the red out of purple, and break your heart as she moans you to sleep with her lonely lullaby.
I'm of French Canadian descent, and therefore, a brother-in-arms-in-need. Whether you're in Canada, Atlanta, or on the mean streets of a sleepy town in Nowhere, USA, you need to come to Cincinnati and show me some of that slap-happy hospitality. I'm chewin' a special piece of gum with your name on it, doll. And to totally bastardize your statement, I definitely, "chew gum..........and crack..."!!
To be continued....
By gregarb, on July 14, 2008 09:03:36
Vigilante, re: "... smacked out of their faces."
Chapter 2
Yea, yea, I know you've got a thing for Wasabumi in Nigeria, and some Russian mafioso named Dmitri, but I bet you've got room for one more cigarette in your pack! I'm all menthol, baby: cool, unfiltered, and take-your-breath-away smooth. I burn hot and cool at the same time and I never blow smoke. C'mon, do you think you can kick This ass and take This name?
And if that hasn't convinced you, Veronica Varlow's got NOTHIN' on you, doll! That Bettie Page wannabe isn't worthy of cleaning up the blood after you pistol-whip a $20-a-day gumshoe that was pushin' you around, and trying to squeeze you for information.
Yea, I should know better. My mother warned me about dames like you. I know you're poison, but you're slooooooow poison; and that's the way I like it doll-baby.....nice......and...slow.
By gregarb, on July 14, 2008 09:12:59
Holy Toledo. I mean, Cincinnati.
Menthol, hmm? Sure, I got room for one more in my pack, baby! Oooh, but I'd hate to break your heart, you seem like such a sweet thing. And I'm so...vicious.
I can't help it, darling. I'm just drawn that way.
By Vigilante, on July 14, 2008 17:17:46
I don't think that Miley Cryus is anywhere near as corrupt as the path that Lohan and Britney have taken. She's had some unfortunate bumps in her career, but it seems like she's been back on track recording music and performing concerts.
By Miley is fantastic, on August 3, 2008 19:04:24
hey leave her alone it's not her fult she is very funny and fun to be with i love her god blees you miley cyrus to you and your family
By mimi, on August 5, 2008 15:02:42
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