I guess the realization came upon her that she really does suck as a singer, and as such, she now wants to become a movie star. Worked out well for Britney, didn't it? Dumb-ass hillbillies.
Chilling resemblance: this kid's stupid, bright pink Sluggo hat to the nauseatingly retarded turquoise model a teenage Lohan sported post-boob job. (When I saw that photo, I wondered, "Who is that, and why all the hubbub?" I couldn't have imagined what was to ensue.)
Mullet Dad should be rotisseried for this. He makes Papa Joe look like the Osmonds' father.
*sigh* It's all downhill from here, toots. Leggings, ridiculously self-important quotes forevermore accessible online, rehab. At least find yourself a halfway-decent looking lesbian girlfriend. One who doesn't wear any stupid hats and bathes twice a year.
"Gyrl" doesn't know what the hell she wants. Shouldn't she be thinking about qualifying for a decent college (doesn't strike me as being too bright to begin with)??
Agree with previous poster. Go away Miley or Divine Chastity or whatever your stupid name is.
Oh, and aren't we all sick of these asinine mis-spellings of words in titles? i.e. "gyrl."
"Miley doesn't have plans to leave showbiz any time soon, and to get that big 'grown-up' part, she needs to start looking like a grownup. That shoot helped."
Hey Miley....ya know what else will help you look like a grownup? Waiting about 3-5 years before taking off your clothes. Cuz, ya know.....you're fucking 15.
Who is guiding her career? Looking like a grownup isn't going to help her acting ability. Her show, however popular, doesn't have a single ounce of genuine human emotion anywhere. It's all pasted on the top, which is o.k. for kids, but who's going to pay $9-$12 to see her in an "R" rated movie, which will exclude most of her fans? It'll be like when Vanna-ty White took her stab at acting with no training or experience. I can't imagine any reputable Hollywood producer risking that kind of money on her when there's so many talented and trained actresses like Ellen Page who would be brilliant in that kind of a part. Smiley Myass needs to take a few acting classes and start looking like a grownup.......in porn.
Thing is that right now she thinks she's cool and all, but it will take just one bad boyfriend, one bad event, and it will be all over. She'll be a typical, teenage, Hollywood screw-up. I hope it doesn't happen, for her sake, but it seems to be going that way. She just has too much of that "attitude", like she's invincible and on top of the world. As I said above, it can all change in one moment.
It isn't illegal to film a naked 15 year old as long as you have her parents' written consent. Keira Knightley was 15 when she flashed her boobs in "The Hole" and that was legal.
That having been said, if she does get naked, she probably won't show anything graphic anyways. American actresses are prudes, whatever their ages.
This is all made up baloney. She will enjoy the Disney gravy train for a few more years. Get real. A source said this and a source said that. Who's the source? Someone making shit up and selling this lame story to idiots that believe it. Is it just me or this girl is fucking fug!? There is nothing attractive about this skank. Another inbred skank for J-Bird to wack off too.
Hmmm...like how Anne Hathaway needed to do an "adult role" so she did Havoc, which was supremely awful. Or how Lindsay Lohan wanted to break her "Disney Image" with Georga Rule and I Know Who Killed Me. Both flops helped make her the joke that she is.
Jessica Simpson wore a purity ring too, and look at what a whore she was and still is. Taking it in every hole except your vagina doesn't make you a "virgin".
Jessica Simpson wore a purity ring too, and look at what a whore she was and still is. Taking it in every hole except your vagina doesn't make you a "virgin". Just like showing your tits in a movie doesn't make you "talented".
I agree on the Natalie Portman and Reese Witherspoon. As for the Disney clan, you also have Christina Aguilera and Justin Timberlake. They both transitioned well.
WHAT kind of father would let his 15 year old daughter do nude scenes? That is so many shades of wrong! Billy Ray needs to get off his lazy ass and get a job, stoping whoring your kid for $$$$ asshat!
I really don't think this is true. Her vanity fair photo shoot was nowhere near sexual. I really do think her parents are decent. They would never let her do that shit. She isn't like a LiHo with a coked out dad and whore mom. Her family seems really down to earth.
I'm inclined to believe this is fake as hell. Not because it's about some skanky teen wanting to be naked on film. Rather, the premise of this story is that Miley Cyrus is excited about something that's currently a book. As if she can read or something.
This is clearly Allison Burnett's publisher trying to drive up interest in a book no ones heard of, and using that interest to get a bigger check from a studio.
First, as Tom said, nudity is <I>NOT illegal. Brooke Shields did full frontal nudity in the film Pretty Baby when she was only 14. Thora Birch was 15 or 16 when she did her topless scene in American Beauty. Olivia Hussy was like 15 when she did her topless scene in Romeo and Juliet. It's only prudes who think that nudity and sex are the same thing. To bad that America was founded by the biggest prudes in the world.
Secondly, anyone who thinks that there's even the slimmest chance that Miley Cyrus will star in a film requiring her to do nude scenes has been sniffing too much glue. One of the morning talkshows just did an interview with her where she said that the Vanity Fair photos were a "mistake". If showing her bare back was a mistake, what makes you think she would let someone film actual nudity from her? Or that, jokes aside, her family would let her do it? Sure, she might like to take semi-racy photos of herself with her cell phone, but that's a far cry from taking off her clothes in from of a film crew.
I don't doubt that she might be interested in playing this particular role, but I guarantee that if she did take it, she'd insist on a strict no-nudity clause, just like 99% of the young actresses today. They all take roles that would normally require nudity and then refuse to do any. Natalie Portman, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, etc. Miley wouldn't be any different.
I hope she dies of explosive VD that makes her nasty skanklet ass just detonate with seething ghonnoherpacephalAIDS.
And when she explodes, her purity ring should hit Billy Ray like shrapnel & kill him where he sits (which is jerking it on the toilet to his daughter's tacky jailbait nude spread).
I hate liars. It's now obvious to me that miley cyrus is a nympho slut. Too bad Disney sunk so much $ into her "squeaky clean" image; with those "come fuck me now" pics on her myspace page & on her cellphone, and now this, it's obvious that she wants not only to get naked, but she wants to fuck on camera.
I'm sure her publicist will probably use the braindead dumbass christina aguilera excuse of "She's just a young woman exploring my sexuality". Yeah, right. Let's just call it as it is; she wants to flash her bush & fuck on camera...
"Gyrl" doesn't know what the hell she wants. Shouldn't she be thinking about qualifying for a decent college (doesn't strike me as being too bright to begin with)??
Are you fucking kidding me? This girl is projected to be a BILLIONAIRE in the next 3 years by Forbes.
It's not illegal for underage children to be naked in movies(this is not talking about real sexual activity, just being naked) as long as the movie is not something intended to arouse in it's entirety (such as a porno), and the parent(s) or guardian give consent. If I'm not mistaken, there also usually has to be some kind of supervision on the set via a parent or some sort of guardian.
a few examples would be Menu Suvari in American Beauty (she was 17)..or even the little kids running around naked in the Song Remains the Same (the Zeppelin movie)
Am I the only one who laughs at the thought of someone who's name is short for "Smiley" wants to be adult and get naked? Maybe the first thing she should do is change her name to something a bit more adult maybe?
Are you fucking kidding me? This girl is projected to be a BILLIONAIRE in the next 3 years by Forbes.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 23:47:05 --- College didn't seem to hurt Reese Witherspoon and Natalie Portman, two of the most well-adjusted former child actors in the business. Broadens horizons and all that. Of course, Miley will have to suck an administrator's cock to even get into a local community college in 3 years.
Oh, no... I just took a look at one of the close-up photos, and I see that it's too late--my prediction above, that is. She's ALREADY wearing LEGGINGS. 04:20:31, those aren't pants. They are LLLs. (Lindsay Lohan Leggings.) Perhaps you've not yet seen the "line" Lindsay Lohan came out with. One pair, in pleather or vinyl or some anti-breathing substance, includes quilted knee pads. Yes. True.
Even on a 15-year-old, that has to be one of the all-time stupidest, most colossally contrived made-for-TV outfits ever. If she had put together this ensemble on her own, it might be slightly forgivable, but we all know some "fabulous" person perpetrated this abomination. Miley is even wearing the Lohanesque "t-shirt of retro 'cool' band she'd never heard of and has never listened to". Deeply worrisome.
I still retch when I think of that photo of LiLo stomping around L.A. in a t-shirt (that she wore as a "dress") with a New York Dolls screen print. Next up: Miley Cyrus in a "dress" screen printed with a portrait of Che Guevera!!
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I am SO sick of these teen twats marketing themselves as being virgins and loving God when they are noithing but drunken little sluts. This girl is not even that pretty. Shame on her inbred daddy for whoring her out.
First of all even if she wanted to and her Mother and Father were ok with it it's still against the law to photograph or film a minor nude,ESPECIALLY portraying sex acts.Producers and agents might be assholes but they're not stupid and ignorant to the law so it would NEVER happen.
I disagree on the Drew Barrymore, who was an alcoholic and a cocaine addict at the age of 9. Sarah Michelle Gellar, I agree on that one. And we always have our beloved ScarJo, who is rocking the movie world as we speak.
Let's not forget the enchanting Olsen Twins, who grew up as America collectively awwwwwed. Those lovable cherubs, with their terrible, TERRIBLE acting and pre-rhinoplasty honkers made the effortless transition to the drugged-out fashion disasters they are today. A finer example escapes me, but only because Dana Plato is dead.
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Leave Your CommentSomeone please tell this underage asshole no one wants to see her hairy hole.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 10:41:35
Pretty sure Dad "discovered" this ghoul...I mean, gyrl...some time ago.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 10:46:30
She licks her lips like that whenever she misses her Dad...well, at least the taste of her Dad
By thewillie, on July 22, 2008 10:47:14
So she's 15 and her dream is to be naked in front of anyone and everyone? Classy. Disney sure knows how to churn out the whores.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 10:52:09
"Someone please tell this underage asshole no one wants to see her hairy hole."
Speak for yourself, champ.
By J-Bird, on July 22, 2008 11:00:16
Speak for yourself.
Bring it, bee-atch!
Besides, 15 for an actor is like 28 in normal person years.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 11:07:58
She should stop wasting our time and go straight to porn, which is her inevitable destiny.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 11:08:52
Someone please get her into therapy...
By Dr. Rob, on July 22, 2008 11:11:02
Is it honestly legal to let a 15 year old get naked in a movie? There has to be some law against it...
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 11:23:06
isn't it illegal to view naked 15 year olds???
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 11:23:36
I guess the realization came upon her that she really does suck as a singer, and as such, she now wants to become a movie star. Worked out well for Britney, didn't it? Dumb-ass hillbillies.
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on July 22, 2008 11:31:43
Chilling resemblance: this kid's stupid, bright pink Sluggo hat to the nauseatingly retarded turquoise model a teenage Lohan sported post-boob job. (When I saw that photo, I wondered, "Who is that, and why all the hubbub?" I couldn't have imagined what was to ensue.)
Mullet Dad should be rotisseried for this. He makes Papa Joe look like the Osmonds' father.
*sigh* It's all downhill from here, toots. Leggings, ridiculously self-important quotes forevermore accessible online, rehab. At least find yourself a halfway-decent looking lesbian girlfriend. One who doesn't wear any stupid hats and bathes twice a year.
By Little Miss Sunshine, on July 22, 2008 11:32:24
Lickety split! I can't wait!
By old pedo' joe, on July 22, 2008 11:34:35
Disney's whore factory has the quality control of an American Car plant
By Grover Cleveland, on July 22, 2008 11:34:41
Considering it's illegal to show her naked in a movie for three more years, I doubt she'll be getting this part.
By Anonymous, on July 22, 2008 11:41:41
Way to blow the franchise, kid. You make money because people think you're a little girl. Stick with it. And you're too ugly for nude scenes, anyway.
How long until this hillbilly has a sex tape?
By Enough Already, on July 22, 2008 11:41:47
Her daddy wants to see it, I think.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 11:44:28
Good God. Her parents need to be shot.
Hey, where's the guy who kept asking if Hannah Montana was legal yet? I haven't seen him around lately...
Then again with all this shit coming out about Mealey Siren he's probably been too busy whacking off to comment. Wonder if he's gone blind yet?
By Vigilante, on July 22, 2008 11:56:06
"Gyrl" doesn't know what the hell she wants. Shouldn't she be thinking about qualifying for a decent college (doesn't strike me as being too bright to begin with)??
Agree with previous poster. Go away Miley or Divine Chastity or whatever your stupid name is.
Oh, and aren't we all sick of these asinine mis-spellings of words in titles? i.e. "gyrl."
By Sami, on July 22, 2008 11:56:25
"I challenge you to show me a child star who really made the transition to adulthood smoothly," says one source.
Natalie Portman
By Niecy, on July 22, 2008 12:04:49
she looks like a chipmunk who got drunk and got botox.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 12:06:35
not hot. not cute. no potential. she sucks.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 12:10:00
wouldn't that be considered child porn? I mean she is only 15 years old...
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 12:12:16
They are going to film in Russia. There are no legal nudity age laws there.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 12:17:52
"Miley doesn't have plans to leave showbiz any time soon, and to get that big 'grown-up' part, she needs to start looking like a grownup. That shoot helped."
Hey Miley....ya know what else will help you look like a grownup? Waiting about 3-5 years before taking off your clothes. Cuz, ya know.....you're fucking 15.
By Jim, on July 22, 2008 12:27:29
Niecy accepted the challenge and won. So, what does Niecy get??? Proof that she is smarter then Miley Cyrus. Oh, she knew that already.
By Niecy Fan, on July 22, 2008 12:27:44
"...looking like a grownup..."?????
Who is guiding her career? Looking like a grownup isn't going to help her acting ability. Her show, however popular, doesn't have a single ounce of genuine human emotion anywhere. It's all pasted on the top, which is o.k. for kids, but who's going to pay $9-$12 to see her in an "R" rated movie, which will exclude most of her fans? It'll be like when Vanna-ty White took her stab at acting with no training or experience. I can't imagine any reputable Hollywood producer risking that kind of money on her when there's so many talented and trained actresses like Ellen Page who would be brilliant in that kind of a part. Smiley Myass needs to take a few acting classes and start looking like a grownup.......in porn.
By gregarb, on July 22, 2008 12:29:03
How come in all the reports on this girl, no one ever mentions the face that she is BUTT UGLY!?!?!?
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 12:35:33
again, I would rather do Stephanie from Lazy Town
By Lee Cadaver, on July 22, 2008 12:36:44
Sounds like she's the next Lindsay Lohan.
Thing is that right now she thinks she's cool and all, but it will take just one bad boyfriend, one bad event, and it will be all over. She'll be a typical, teenage, Hollywood screw-up. I hope it doesn't happen, for her sake, but it seems to be going that way. She just has too much of that "attitude", like she's invincible and on top of the world. As I said above, it can all change in one moment.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 12:45:09
"I challenge you to show me a child star who really made the transition to adulthood smoothly," says one source.
Natalie Portman
---
And Reese Witherspoon.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 12:48:31
She's probably jealous cause vanessa already showed her bush.
Pfft, Disney girls are sluts, whats new?
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 12:50:35
It isn't illegal to film a naked 15 year old as long as you have her parents' written consent. Keira Knightley was 15 when she flashed her boobs in "The Hole" and that was legal.
That having been said, if she does get naked, she probably won't show anything graphic anyways. American actresses are prudes, whatever their ages.
By Tom, on July 22, 2008 13:01:15
B-b-b-but she wears a purity ring! She's a precious little virginal angel who's saving her cooter for Jesus! I don't understand!
By Miley Montana Gargles My Balls, on July 22, 2008 13:02:21
I may be a pervert and a compulsive masterbator, but even I have limits. Limits and a counter: Two years and 121 days.
By thebig28, on July 22, 2008 13:20:23
They could film it anywhere, but if she's underage they can't show it in the US.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 13:22:54
the tongue and the jagged teeth just made me gag. yuck. put that shit away.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 13:39:38
"I challenge you to show me a child star who really made the transition to adulthood smoothly," says one source.
Kirsten Dunst
Oh... wait.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 13:51:58
Natalie Portman
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Neil Patrick Harris. Unless you're one of those rednecks who thinks there's something wrong with being gay.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 13:56:58
Jesus already tapped that ass and moved on.
By JAC, on July 22, 2008 14:25:13
Hey Gargles my balls guy...that was hysterical. Nice job!
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 14:32:50
She's a MORON if she thinks anyone above 13 is gonna give a shit.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 14:43:38
"I challenge you to show me a child star who really made the transition to adulthood smoothly," says one source.
Natalie Portman
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And Reese Witherspoon
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And Jodie Foster
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 15:47:11
Tom that movie was shot in the UK thats why
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 15:59:56
This is all made up baloney. She will enjoy the Disney gravy train for a few more years. Get real. A source said this and a source said that. Who's the source? Someone making shit up and selling this lame story to idiots that believe it. Is it just me or this girl is fucking fug!? There is nothing attractive about this skank. Another inbred skank for J-Bird to wack off too.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 16:08:57
Hmmm...like how Anne Hathaway needed to do an "adult role" so she did Havoc, which was supremely awful. Or how Lindsay Lohan wanted to break her "Disney Image" with Georga Rule and I Know Who Killed Me. Both flops helped make her the joke that she is.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 16:31:44
Jessica Simpson wore a purity ring too, and look at what a whore she was and still is. Taking it in every hole except your vagina doesn't make you a "virgin".
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 16:32:18
Jessica Simpson wore a purity ring too, and look at what a whore she was and still is. Taking it in every hole except your vagina doesn't make you a "virgin". Just like showing your tits in a movie doesn't make you "talented".
By Willa Dodge, on July 22, 2008 16:32:58
I agree on the Natalie Portman and Reese Witherspoon. As for the Disney clan, you also have Christina Aguilera and Justin Timberlake. They both transitioned well.
By RSL, on July 22, 2008 16:36:38
... Heeeey wait a minute, that usher looks an awful lot like ... OH SHIT IT'S CHRIS HANSEN !!
By That guy who has never done this kind of thing before, on July 22, 2008 17:33:56
What we are looking at here is Britney Spears Part 2. And people wonder why everyone thinks all southern girls are tacky HO's.
By Her father is an idiot, on July 22, 2008 17:44:08
WHAT kind of father would let his 15 year old daughter do nude scenes? That is so many shades of wrong! Billy Ray needs to get off his lazy ass and get a job, stoping whoring your kid for $$$$ asshat!
By Her father is an idiot part 2, on July 22, 2008 17:46:28
she's not but ugly, butt ugly, or fugly, but she's not hot like a 15 yo britney
By wordup, on July 22, 2008 17:51:02
I really don't think this is true. Her vanity fair photo shoot was nowhere near sexual. I really do think her parents are decent. They would never let her do that shit. She isn't like a LiHo with a coked out dad and whore mom. Her family seems really down to earth.
By Fartsniffer, on July 22, 2008 18:21:12
I'm inclined to believe this is fake as hell. Not because it's about some skanky teen wanting to be naked on film. Rather, the premise of this story is that Miley Cyrus is excited about something that's currently a book. As if she can read or something.
This is clearly Allison Burnett's publisher trying to drive up interest in a book no ones heard of, and using that interest to get a bigger check from a studio.
By Jon, on July 22, 2008 18:51:44
She is 15 very ugly and already a slut
By kiki, on July 22, 2008 19:02:25
First, as Tom said, nudity is <I>NOT illegal. Brooke Shields did full frontal nudity in the film Pretty Baby when she was only 14. Thora Birch was 15 or 16 when she did her topless scene in American Beauty. Olivia Hussy was like 15 when she did her topless scene in Romeo and Juliet. It's only prudes who think that nudity and sex are the same thing. To bad that America was founded by the biggest prudes in the world.
Secondly, anyone who thinks that there's even the slimmest chance that Miley Cyrus will star in a film requiring her to do nude scenes has been sniffing too much glue. One of the morning talkshows just did an interview with her where she said that the Vanity Fair photos were a "mistake". If showing her bare back was a mistake, what makes you think she would let someone film actual nudity from her? Or that, jokes aside, her family would let her do it? Sure, she might like to take semi-racy photos of herself with her cell phone, but that's a far cry from taking off her clothes in from of a film crew.
I don't doubt that she might be interested in playing this particular role, but I guarantee that if she did take it, she'd insist on a strict no-nudity clause, just like 99% of the young actresses today. They all take roles that would normally require nudity and then refuse to do any. Natalie Portman, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, etc. Miley wouldn't be any different.
By Rekrul, on July 22, 2008 19:13:59
The future of hillbilly porn is in good hands.
Dad Billy Ray is set to direct...and star.
Once again,hillbillys suck.
By porn valley, on July 22, 2008 19:23:08
"I challenge you to show me a child star who really made the transition to adulthood smoothly," says one source.
Natalie Portman
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And Reese Witherspoon.
I will add an Alyssa Milano, Drew Barrymore and raise you a Sara Michelle Gellar
By WILLA DODGE, on July 22, 2008 20:54:39
those pants she's wearing are just stupid...
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 22:17:29
I hope she dies of explosive VD that makes her nasty skanklet ass just detonate with seething ghonnoherpacephalAIDS.
And when she explodes, her purity ring should hit Billy Ray like shrapnel & kill him where he sits (which is jerking it on the toilet to his daughter's tacky jailbait nude spread).
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 22:51:20
I hate liars. It's now obvious to me that miley cyrus is a nympho slut. Too bad Disney sunk so much $ into her "squeaky clean" image; with those "come fuck me now" pics on her myspace page & on her cellphone, and now this, it's obvious that she wants not only to get naked, but she wants to fuck on camera.
I'm sure her publicist will probably use the braindead dumbass christina aguilera excuse of "She's just a young woman exploring my sexuality". Yeah, right. Let's just call it as it is; she wants to flash her bush & fuck on camera...
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 23:22:50
Neil Patrick Harris
By q, on July 22, 2008 23:38:56
Shes pedo-bait
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 23:45:38
"Gyrl" doesn't know what the hell she wants. Shouldn't she be thinking about qualifying for a decent college (doesn't strike me as being too bright to begin with)??
Are you fucking kidding me? This girl is projected to be a BILLIONAIRE in the next 3 years by Forbes.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 23:47:05
It's not illegal for underage children to be naked in movies(this is not talking about real sexual activity, just being naked) as long as the movie is not something intended to arouse in it's entirety (such as a porno), and the parent(s) or guardian give consent. If I'm not mistaken, there also usually has to be some kind of supervision on the set via a parent or some sort of guardian.
a few examples would be Menu Suvari in American Beauty (she was 17)..or even the little kids running around naked in the Song Remains the Same (the Zeppelin movie)
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 00:20:08
mean to say thora birch, not mena suvari
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 00:27:58
She needs a reality check, we don't need anymore f*ckups out here. Especially if their in a position to influence young children
By houstondsg, on July 23, 2008 00:48:00
Has anyone noticed those dominatrix vinyl pants she's sporting? That's just in poor taste for so many different reasons.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 04:20:31
This story is false. No such movie is being considered. Miley responded to it on the Ryan Seacreast radio program.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 05:37:12
oh.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 06:02:50
ugh the way she puckers up for those internet pics make me sick... FART LIPS!
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 06:47:44
This has just got to be true, there's no other explaination!
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 07:19:48
Am I the only one who laughs at the thought of someone who's name is short for "Smiley" wants to be adult and get naked? Maybe the first thing she should do is change her name to something a bit more adult maybe?
By SmileyforPresident, on July 23, 2008 07:22:03
Are you fucking kidding me? This girl is projected to be a BILLIONAIRE in the next 3 years by Forbes.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2008 23:47:05
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College didn't seem to hurt Reese Witherspoon and Natalie Portman, two of the most well-adjusted former child actors in the business. Broadens horizons and all that. Of course, Miley will have to suck an administrator's cock to even get into a local community college in 3 years.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 07:23:19
Oh, no... I just took a look at one of the close-up photos, and I see that it's too late--my prediction above, that is. She's ALREADY wearing LEGGINGS. 04:20:31, those aren't pants. They are LLLs. (Lindsay Lohan Leggings.) Perhaps you've not yet seen the "line" Lindsay Lohan came out with. One pair, in pleather or vinyl or some anti-breathing substance, includes quilted knee pads. Yes. True.
Even on a 15-year-old, that has to be one of the all-time stupidest, most colossally contrived made-for-TV outfits ever. If she had put together this ensemble on her own, it might be slightly forgivable, but we all know some "fabulous" person perpetrated this abomination. Miley is even wearing the Lohanesque "t-shirt of retro 'cool' band she'd never heard of and has never listened to". Deeply worrisome.
I still retch when I think of that photo of LiLo stomping around L.A. in a t-shirt (that she wore as a "dress") with a New York Dolls screen print. Next up: Miley Cyrus in a "dress" screen printed with a portrait of Che Guevera!!
By Little Miss Sunshine, on July 23, 2008 07:26:51
this girl has the face of a bulldog!
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 08:41:15
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By KILL ME NOW, on July 23, 2008 08:51:48
I am SO sick of these teen twats marketing themselves as being virgins and loving God when they are noithing but drunken little sluts. This girl is not even that pretty. Shame on her inbred daddy for whoring her out.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 11:18:46
First of all even if she wanted to and her Mother and Father were ok with it it's still against the law to photograph or film a minor nude,ESPECIALLY portraying sex acts.Producers and agents might be assholes but they're not stupid and ignorant to the law so it would NEVER happen.
By anonymous, on July 23, 2008 12:52:55
I disagree on the Drew Barrymore, who was an alcoholic and a cocaine addict at the age of 9. Sarah Michelle Gellar, I agree on that one. And we always have our beloved ScarJo, who is rocking the movie world as we speak.
By RSL, on July 23, 2008 14:46:48
Let's not forget the enchanting Olsen Twins, who grew up as America collectively awwwwwed. Those lovable cherubs, with their terrible, TERRIBLE acting and pre-rhinoplasty honkers made the effortless transition to the drugged-out fashion disasters they are today. A finer example escapes me, but only because Dana Plato is dead.
Wherefore art thou, Tina Yothers?
By Little Miss Sunshine, on July 24, 2008 09:34:10
Stone Phillips is knocking, excuse me.
By OUI, on July 24, 2008 09:56:42
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