He's a rich guy, right? Heir to the Leuden's Cough Drop fortune or some shit? So, you're reporting that a vapid whore is dating a rich guy? Well I for one am shocked!
That said, I have no fucking idea why anyone would go for Brandon Davis, who is completely slimy and disgusting. Really, on a looks scale to 10 he is about a 1. If you are a freakin underwear model, couldn't you score a half-decent looking millionaire? This is crazy and utterly unbelievable...why does this fat ass fugly greaseball get so many decent looking chicks? It can't just be money - there are tons of better looking guys out there who are wealthy.
Can't blame Orlando for breaking up with her. I mean, she let THAT GIANT GREASEBALL stick his tiny peen in her. Which has also been in Paris Hilton, which means they are now both irrevocably contaminated.
Jesus Ole Brandon is like Paris Hilton...it's a damn thing they both got mad money cause they both feel outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on their way down not to mention they are both lead paint stupid!!!!!
So let me get this straight - she dumps Orlando "sexy as Will Turner" Bloom for Brandon "ugly as a sewer rat" Davis? Hmmmm.....get out the skates, hell has frozen over!
He may look like a dirty greaseball, but he lives a life most men only dream of living. He gets to lay around and do nothing but nail hot poon all day long. I do not know any men who would not want that.
MODELS ARE STUPID REMEMBER THAT , they will fuck anything that has MONEY no matter who the hell he or it is ,just show some cash to a model and she will show pink simple as that
so no surprise there next month she will date ANDY DICK
If this chick decides to dump Orlando Bloom for this greasy, smelling turd, then she deserves what she gets. It also shows what a shallow, braindead twat she is...
By the way, greasy turd is not a billionaire or a millionaire. Because he's a good for nothing loafer, has never amounted to anything & basically is thought of as the male pearASS smellton (without the money), Marvin Davis disowned him. He is currently depending on the charity of friends to get by (sleeping on their couches, borrowing money he'll never pay back, etc).
This makes no sense whatsoever. I'd kill Brandon Davis for the sheer joy of it on an average day, and I'd definately kill him before I'd date him. And I'd most definately kill him before I'd date him OVER Orlando Freaking Bloom. Black is white. Day is night. But Davis is still a greasy fat turd so it still doesn't make sense. *barf*
Orlando Bloom also made a hot blonde in Lord of the Rings, even with elfkin ears. He's haotter thatn Hell! Say Brandon Davis is not getting his leftovers! Crazy how this guy gets chicks. I remember he did lose his money and was being a mooch. Greasy Bear!
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Leave Your CommentHoly fuck! EWWWWW! Miranda Kerr and GREASY BEAR???
Ew ew ew ew ew. Now I feel like I need a shower.
By Vigilante, on July 17, 2008 10:54:07
He's a rich guy, right? Heir to the Leuden's Cough Drop fortune or some shit? So, you're reporting that a vapid whore is dating a rich guy? Well I for one am shocked!
By J-Bird, on July 17, 2008 11:23:07
I understand that some girls look to marry rich.
That said, I have no fucking idea why anyone would go for Brandon Davis, who is completely slimy and disgusting. Really, on a looks scale to 10 he is about a 1. If you are a freakin underwear model, couldn't you score a half-decent looking millionaire? This is crazy and utterly unbelievable...why does this fat ass fugly greaseball get so many decent looking chicks? It can't just be money - there are tons of better looking guys out there who are wealthy.
By WTF??!, on July 17, 2008 11:26:55
She looks like a teenage boy in drag in that last pic. Do. Not. Want.
By 789, on July 17, 2008 11:36:57
"flaming oil hair" judging by the pics, that was a pretty apt description.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 11:42:13
Didn't he lose all of his money and resort to robbing people a few months ago??? Some shit like that?
By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 12:36:17
Can't blame Orlando for breaking up with her. I mean, she let THAT GIANT GREASEBALL stick his tiny peen in her. Which has also been in Paris Hilton, which means they are now both irrevocably contaminated.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 12:38:06
A profuse perspirer. I'm sure all the women get all hot and wet over that.
Is there a picture anywhere of this douche where he doesn't look like a short-order cook making flapjacks behind a hot stove?
By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on July 17, 2008 12:54:32
I think Orlando Bloom qualifies as "wealthy."
By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 12:56:20
Jesus Ole Brandon is like Paris Hilton...it's a damn thing they both got mad money cause they both feel outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on their way down not to mention they are both lead paint stupid!!!!!
By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 13:02:27
So let me get this straight - she dumps Orlando "sexy as Will Turner" Bloom for Brandon "ugly as a sewer rat" Davis? Hmmmm.....get out the skates, hell has frozen over!
By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 13:09:58
I like almost all the girls but this one is not all that attractive....what is she a hand model or something?
By markeeoo, on July 17, 2008 13:12:20
"I think Orlando Bloom qualifies as "wealthy.""
True, but I think he also qualifies as "a fag". This slut is probably looking for the first stiff dick with money she can find.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 13:22:15
Yeah, whatever. They both suck ass
By that girl, on July 17, 2008 14:09:33
You aren't the only one who is going to be sick. That fat, disgusting, greasy, beached racist whale over Orlando Bloom? Gross.
By what the heck?, on July 17, 2008 14:18:07
I thought this drunken greasy turd was cut-off from his family because they were horrified by his lewd behavior? He must have a big penis then.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 14:25:37
He may look like a dirty greaseball, but he lives a life most men only dream of living. He gets to lay around and do nothing but nail hot poon all day long. I do not know any men who would not want that.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 15:14:17
WHAT is she wearing in those pictures???? I hope to God she was going to a funeral...thats the only excuse for that unflattering grandma outfit.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 15:20:14
Amanda Kerr and Brandon Davis.
WHAT
THE
FUCK!?
What's he got that I don't got? She can't be that easy, can she?
By Tony, on July 17, 2008 15:51:23
That guy is the biggest pussy.
What a waste of a good vagina.
By juanbigone, on July 17, 2008 17:37:27
This has got to be a joke.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 18:08:26
Aren't Orlando and Miranda at a funeral in those pics? WTF are the shit-eating grins for?
By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 19:35:53
MODELS ARE STUPID REMEMBER THAT , they will fuck anything that has MONEY no matter who the hell he or it is ,just show some cash to a model and she will show pink simple as that
so no surprise there next month she will date ANDY DICK
By she is a model she has an EMPTY head, on July 17, 2008 22:43:31
If this chick decides to dump Orlando Bloom for this greasy, smelling turd, then she deserves what she gets. It also shows what a shallow, braindead twat she is...
By the way, greasy turd is not a billionaire or a millionaire. Because he's a good for nothing loafer, has never amounted to anything & basically is thought of as the male pearASS smellton (without the money), Marvin Davis disowned him. He is currently depending on the charity of friends to get by (sleeping on their couches, borrowing money he'll never pay back, etc).
By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 23:20:33
Not a funeral, those are from their visit at a horse race.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2008 03:47:45
I just can't get over the fact that this chick most probably gets sweat on while they're having sex.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2008 04:31:56
That is a fucking funeral! Look at the people wailing. Why is she so happy and posing for cameras? Perhaps she deserves this turd Brandon.
By anonymous, on July 18, 2008 19:09:29
This makes no sense whatsoever. I'd kill Brandon Davis for the sheer joy of it on an average day, and I'd definately kill him before I'd date him. And I'd most definately kill him before I'd date him OVER Orlando Freaking Bloom. Black is white. Day is night. But Davis is still a greasy fat turd so it still doesn't make sense.
*barf*
By anonymous, on July 19, 2008 10:25:34
"Not a funeral, those are from their visit at a horse race"
What position did she finish in at the whores' race?
By gregarb, on July 19, 2008 14:13:44
Ugh what a pig, waste of space.
By NubianGoddez, on July 19, 2008 19:40:48
Orlando Bloom also made a hot blonde in Lord of the Rings, even with elfkin ears. He's haotter thatn Hell! Say Brandon Davis is not getting his leftovers! Crazy how this guy gets chicks. I remember he did lose his money and was being a mooch. Greasy Bear!
By anonymous, on July 19, 2008 22:20:29
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