These two (Cristugtcizuhdto Roahskhduo and this bitch) need to lay off the sun for a few...years...they look like a freaking leather wallet. Which, to her, I guess he basically is....
well ladies, keep telling yourselves that no "real man" would want these sort of obvious over-the-top repulsive implants... but they are clearly just fine for even the richest, handsomest and most famous males. if not for those $2500 discount knockers she's still be emptying bedpans and dating the hospital security guard.
She must be pretty open-minded because from what the tabs are reporting Ronaldo has been fist-deep in pussy while out in LA. Guess the 300k a week helps to make her more philosophical about the whole thing.
I'm voting for Cristiano Ronaldo as my write-in candidate for President, because I'd like to see her running around some American beaches topless like that & making that a cool thing to do.
"Euro-greasy" and "You're-o-whore", a match made in petroleum products.
"Any really, it's not polite to more than two holes in someone." Todd, were you drinking and typing, or whacking and typing???? Ether's OK...juss wodering.
those aren't nips - they're the little blow up knobs you find on all kinds of inflatable things. she just forgot to push them back in when she was done blowing.
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Leave Your CommentIt was nice of her to let a first-year surgical resident get some practice.
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 11:13:27
Those are clearly .44 Magnum. The most powerful nips in the world.
By Dirty Harry, on July 29, 2008 11:20:36
These two (Cristugtcizuhdto Roahskhduo and this bitch) need to lay off the sun for a few...years...they look like a freaking leather wallet. Which, to her, I guess he basically is....
By 789, on July 29, 2008 11:22:04
I really don't see anything special in her. She's just one of many very ordinary looking girls that you can see any day on a beach in Spain.
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 11:24:11
Nice tits
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 11:25:25
hahaha reminds me of austin powers, the robot girls that shoot bullets out of their nipples!
By stef, on July 29, 2008 11:31:11
Stephen Hawking was her surgeon, apparently.
By i don't like you in any way, on July 29, 2008 11:37:04
Jesus....look at the ass on the one on the left.
There's a small chance that its a pre-op tranny, but I'm willing to roll the dice.
By Jim, on July 29, 2008 11:48:19
Ah, weapons metaphors. Ok, I'd like to double-tap that ass.
By JAC, on July 29, 2008 11:51:29
Well, .50 cal is half an inch, so I am going to have to go with .500 S&W, wadcutter
By x24, on July 29, 2008 11:58:14
she is no longer dating ronaldo!
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 12:50:19
well ladies, keep telling yourselves that no "real man" would want these sort of obvious over-the-top repulsive implants... but they are clearly just fine for even the richest, handsomest and most famous males. if not for those $2500 discount knockers she's still be emptying bedpans and dating the hospital security guard.
By val, on July 29, 2008 12:56:38
Although I'd still put my lips all over those, I have really come to detest fakies.....
Nice to look at and rent, but for a lifetime investment I'll take real ones
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 12:57:11
You know in europe going to the beach top free is like going to get milk without make-up in america.
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 13:12:30
Wow - just wow. I dont know who wins the wonky award here, Paris Hilton for her eyes or this chick for the messed up lumpy boobies. Blech.
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 13:16:18
She must be pretty open-minded because from what the tabs are reporting Ronaldo has been fist-deep in pussy while out in LA.
Guess the 300k a week helps to make her more philosophical about the whole thing.
By Fred, on July 29, 2008 13:25:12
I performed her breast implant surgery.
I'm blind, drink 24 cups of coffee a day, and I hate soccer.
By Douche, on July 29, 2008 13:35:32
she looks like ralph from karate kid hahah
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 13:52:05
she's grosssssssssss!!
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 13:55:52
Jesus!
no, really. that came flying out of my mouth when i saw those demolition nips.
props to whoever brought up the FemBots, as I'm guessing they're in not-so-distant relation.
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 14:07:40
That dude isn't in the list of top 10 most famous athletes, let alone #1.
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 14:18:56
Could probably cut glass with those nipples. Me likey!!!!
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 15:16:53
"her?" that's a tranny folks. Recaliber the gaydar dummies.
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 15:22:02
"her?" that's a tranny folks. Recaliber the gaydar dummies.
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 15:22:19
OOps! I just saw the Jessee Goddarz look alike below. That is an insane likeness. I guess I judged the legitimacy of the post too soon. Sorry
By Wren Forrest, on July 29, 2008 15:25:05
She needs to work out. Those thighs are cheesy.
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 17:48:44
Jesus CHrist, those are some fucking UUUUGLY fake tits.
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 18:18:08
I'm voting for Cristiano Ronaldo as my write-in candidate for President, because I'd like to see her running around some American beaches topless like that & making that a cool thing to do.
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 18:22:06
eww, disgustingly fake tits. I am sure I would have liked her better with whatever she had before the surgery.
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 18:54:15
oh my fucking shit, those nipples are nasty!!
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 19:17:01
That's just ugly.
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 20:27:33
What's the world coming to when $300,000 a week wont even get you a good looking girl friend?
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 20:31:09
She needs a little bondo work on the side of her tits.
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 20:43:18
They broke up weeks ago...
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 21:03:56
those tits look HARD.
not sexy.
By anonymous, on July 29, 2008 22:17:56
What nipples? Who nipples?
I'm sorry, I was mesmerized by that magnificent ass on her friend.
By Woodys, on July 30, 2008 03:41:44
"Euro-greasy" and "You're-o-whore", a match made in petroleum products.
"Any really, it's not polite to more than two holes in someone."
Todd, were you drinking and typing, or whacking and typing???? Ether's OK...juss wodering.
By gregarb, on July 30, 2008 06:26:29
Thats completely normal in europe (not the nipples, being topless on the beach), seriously
By anonymous, on July 30, 2008 08:41:08
Ronaldo is not known for having taste in women, obviously.
Lumpy-ass fake titays, cheesy thighs -- nast!
By anonymous, on July 30, 2008 15:20:22
those aren't nips - they're the little blow up knobs you find on all kinds of inflatable things. she just forgot to push them back in when she was done blowing.
By I Don't Like Fake Tits in That Way, on July 31, 2008 08:33:48
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