While Reese does have a slightly large forehead, I think she's pretty fucking hot under any light with or without any lens, and because of that I think she's completely wasted on that ambiguously gay tool.
im still not convinced about this Jake and Reese thing. I remember the blind item posted on page six about the studios settign up a hot couple because theyre covering up the fact that the guy in this couple is gay. I truly think Jake is gay and doesnt want to come out of the closet. which is fine but to think reese would go along with it suprises me
i think it would be kick ass to live with a gay man. he'd help shop, cook, clean, and have bitch fests with you. you know, everything your husband won't do.
i think it would be kick ass to live with a gay man. he'd help shop, cook, clean, and have bitch fests with you. you know, everything your husband won't do.
I'm sure Reese hasn't been laid since her and Jake have been together which means her vagina has probably grown shut and she would technically be considered a virgin again which gives me all the more reason to stalk her.
Mamadough, it does rock to live with a gay guy. Except that they don't cook, and they're often out trying to score some action. Actually, it's like living with a heterosexual guy on a platonic basis, only the gay guy will actually tell the truth when posed with the age-old question:
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Leave Your CommentWhile Reese does have a slightly large forehead, I think she's pretty fucking hot under any light with or without any lens, and because of that I think she's completely wasted on that ambiguously gay tool.
By thebig28, on July 16, 2008 08:17:17
im still not convinced about this Jake and Reese thing. I remember the blind item posted on page six about the studios settign up a hot couple because theyre covering up the fact that the guy in this couple is gay. I truly think Jake is gay and doesnt want to come out of the closet. which is fine but to think reese would go along with it suprises me
By virgo, on July 16, 2008 08:28:46
"... secretly wishing for the day when they get their periods at the same time"
AWESOME!
By flip, on July 16, 2008 08:46:06
Whatever. Jake is HOTT. All you haters can f*** off.
By Albatross, on July 16, 2008 08:56:25
^^jake is creepy and ugly. he will forever be donnie darko to me
By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 09:50:36
Albatross, Jake's a fag. Deal with it.
By Storm, on July 16, 2008 09:58:38
i think it would be kick ass to live with a gay man. he'd help shop, cook, clean, and have bitch fests with you. you know, everything your husband won't do.
By mamadough, on July 16, 2008 10:38:36
i think it would be kick ass to live with a gay man. he'd help shop, cook, clean, and have bitch fests with you. you know, everything your husband won't do.
By mamadough, on July 16, 2008 10:42:13
hahaha when they get their periods at the same time... great one!
i don't know if he's gay and i don't really care. i just think he's unattractive. she could do so much better!
By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 11:19:14
I love her. She's a wonderful actress and by all acounts seems very intelligent and humble. She doesn't whore out her kids either.
By Willa Dodge, on July 16, 2008 11:22:41
>Whatever. Jake is HOTT. All you haters can f*** off.
Gay men have the worst taste.
By JAC, on July 16, 2008 11:23:33
"... secretly wishing for the day when they get their periods at the same time"
How do you come up with this GOLD?
By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 11:55:35
hahahaha i loved the period comment too!
"Whatever. Jake is HOTT. All you haters can f*** off"
--------- most gay guys are hot-----------
oh excuse me, HOTT
By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 11:56:26
Poor Jake. I hope he doesn't get arrested when he goes to the new Batman movie and masturbates tearfully.
By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 12:16:41
I'm sure Reese hasn't been laid since her and Jake have been together which means her vagina has probably grown shut and she would technically be considered a virgin again which gives me all the more reason to stalk her.
By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 12:24:29
ewww... she looks like a 50 years old!!
By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 12:29:05
reese has always been hot, i'd marry her
By chupacabra, on July 16, 2008 13:29:13
Mamadough, it does rock to live with a gay guy. Except that they don't cook, and they're often out trying to score some action. Actually, it's like living with a heterosexual guy on a platonic basis, only the gay guy will actually tell the truth when posed with the age-old question:
"Does this outfit make me look fat?"
They are cleaner, though. By a longshot.
By Vigilante, on July 16, 2008 14:32:26
"...and secretly wishing for the day when they get their periods at the same time."
AHAHAHAHAH!!!!! XD
Why can I totally imagine that happening?
By weasel skank, on July 16, 2008 17:18:08
I loved her in Legally Blonde.
By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 17:46:30
That Five-Head needs an extra long mirror to see her whole head. ugh...
By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 06:08:39
I think Reese is adorable. She comes off as being a sweetheart. I guess she has to, living with a guy who can't come to terms with his own sexuality.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 06:30:48
I loved her in Legally Blonde.
By anonymous, on July 16, 2008 17:46:30
uh-huh. you and the rest of the world.
By anonymous, on July 17, 2008 08:20:00
Please, whatever Jake's sexuality he is ten times the person any of you will ever be. A talented actor and a very good looking guy.
How old are most of you anyway? Because you sound like ignorant children.
By anonymous, on July 20, 2008 08:33:39
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