42 Comments:

• look and look and look and not even Indiana Jones can find her tits the skank is 100% flat ,she can't act anyways she is horrible

  By selma install some boobs, on July 10, 2008 13:11:49

• I scanned the image then loaded into the electron microscope here at work. I had to ramp up the contrast past recommended levels but... on the right, just underneath the 15th stitch of the 2nd diagonal pattern detail is a slightly darker pink accent. This is not conclusive but may indicate the presence of a nipple.

  By Nooken, on July 10, 2008 13:16:43

• I can see her right tit, if you put your curser over right thumb, then move it in a striaght line to her shirt you'll see a light pink nipple.

  By Trax, on July 10, 2008 13:17:49

• Sorry, the 10th diagonal... shouldn't drink at work. Especially near the electron microscope, that shit is expensive.

  By Nooken, on July 10, 2008 13:18:24

• I was going to say she's wearing a nude onesie, but she isn't. There are nipples...they're just small and pert...and camera shy. But they're there.
  
  And hey, while I'm at it...Anyone from Atlanta?

  By Vigilante, on July 10, 2008 13:43:52

• Two things: First of all, she looks like a man
  
  Second, is she really trying to "button up" her dress????? LMAO

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 14:00:39

• the nips are right on the seam. I saw side nip.

  By Jen, on July 10, 2008 14:20:25

• the nips are right on the seam. I saw side nip.

  By Jen, on July 10, 2008 14:20:29

• I looked very hard and I think that I might see a tiny nipple there. Or, that might be a speck of dust on my monitor. I'm not sure.

  By Tom, on July 10, 2008 14:22:03

• With my superior lip-reading skills, I was able to determine in pic 4 that the woman is calling her "whore" while the man is yelling "slut". This example of my powers was done free of charge.

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 14:25:21

• Have you ever considered that she's wearing what they call "modesty petals?" (i.e., nipple covers)? They're flesh colored, and wouldn't show through the dress.

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 14:37:16

• @ 14:37,
  
  Your "modesty petals" are no use against my pyramid of despachery!!!! BEGONE WITH YOU, MODESTY!!!!!

  By Vigilante, on July 10, 2008 15:01:45

• woo hoo! i found them!!! what do i win???

  By ROOK, on July 10, 2008 15:13:08

• Yeah, she was always flat. But I admire her for not getting a boob job.

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 15:43:06

• i'd bang her; tits are for kids

  By dpda, on July 10, 2008 16:03:40

• Yes Todd, she has very small breasts. Now I know you prefer rat-faced girls with big cans, but this is kinda what a lot of skinny girls look like, y'know, in real life.

  By Blue, on July 10, 2008 16:22:39

• There are indeed nipples visible. They're best described as "depressed" because they are off to the side and pointing downward. Sad tits, if you will.

  By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on July 10, 2008 17:02:16

• I'm going to go out on a limb here and put forth the hypothesis that she may very well be the last woman in the film industry to utilize those elusive and endangered items known as 'undergarments.' I know it may sound like crazy talk but it's worth considering.

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 17:55:13

• I am most disturbed by the fact that you spent 15 minutes looking for nipples / tits on this fugly beast.
  
  

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 18:02:44

• PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE:
  
  For everyone who lives in Canada and has a Facebook account:
  
  Apparently there's a bug somewheres that does something that sends a message to everyone on your Facebook contact list telling them you got an iPhone and asking them to update their contact information through a link. Check your sent messages, if you see a message sent asking for contact information notify someone at Facebook.
  
  Or not. I don't really care either way. Just thought I'd let you know.
  
  

  By Vigilante, on July 10, 2008 18:08:04

• I think she's beautiful. Unfortunately, sometimes she has a habit of getting anorexic thing, but she looks gorgeous here. And I don't mind small perky tits like hers at all :)

  By AB, on July 10, 2008 19:12:20

• It's ugly so it doesn't need tits.

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 19:23:16

• Screaming for attention much?

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 20:04:31

• Who is this? That chick that played the bitch in Legally Blonde?

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 20:39:56

• Quite frankly I think she is very attractive and I'm happy she has never gotten implants. Her small breasts are the right size for her frame. Anything bigger would look gross and I'm sick of looking at silicone. I'd rather be with a skinny, flat-chested girl any day than some fat bitch!

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 20:39:58

• Look on the bright side. She has potential as the next Mrs. Cruise.

  By Sami, on July 10, 2008 20:46:13

• Nipple schmipple --what's with the Eddie Munster hairline?

  By anonymous, on July 10, 2008 21:40:26

• So, let's reveiw what today's 'latest fashions' have come to: 20's style hair, mixed with 60's/70's jumper, and what seems to resemble a sleeker version of the sattle shoe. But, as long as the dress is completely see through that gives it a fashion-forward edge.
  
  Interesting, but not hating it!
  
  However, as far as the nipple mystery goes you'd have better luck finding something charming about britney than you would these things...

  By Leopard Kitty, on July 11, 2008 01:20:17

• Everyone keeps going on about how skinny she is - while she's definitely not fat, she's built so SQUARE you couldn't sit there and be like OH SHE'S SO TINY AND SKINNY. She looks like a man in drag.

  By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 03:37:45

• Hey Vigilante! Atlanta Represent, yo.

  By Green Lantern, on July 11, 2008 05:26:10

• A sheer dress like that would only look good on someone with small breasts. I think it looks sexy.

  By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 05:45:30

• Hey, Green Lantern, baby!...Y'all wouldn't mind if I moved into town for a while, would ya?
  
  

  By Vigilante, on July 11, 2008 09:19:14

• Hiya Vig! Into town? Naw...lots of people are moving here. Any closer though and I'd have to ask Mrs. Lantern. (!)
  
  Oh and back on topic, I think Selma looks cute. Poor nippleless lass!

  By Green Lantern, on July 11, 2008 10:17:08

• OMG Atlanta is a shithole and the weather sucks there most of the year. Don't move there. The crime rate is also really bad, probably because the population is mostly minorities.

  By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 10:21:17

• 10:21, you're killing me. The part where you say "the population is mostly minorities" made me snort out loud. Hell, I'm a dumbass Canadian. A Canadian...in Atlanta. You can't get much worse than that.
  
  Gonna set me up a Tim Horton's right off I75 and carp all day about how there's no snow. I'll blend right in.
  
  (PS: Green Lantern, honey...You know what they say....What Mrs. Lantern doesn't know won't kill her...Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink)

  By Vigilante, on July 11, 2008 10:50:57

• @Nooken,
  
  I could not stop laughing!!! LOL!!
  I will remember this the whole weekend. Thanks allot.

  By Toe, on July 11, 2008 11:54:26

• She is naturally a very thin girl, hence the absence of much breast tissue. To the person who commented how square she is and not that thin, she has a role on NBCs upcoming sitcom Kath & Kim which required her to gain weight.

  By Solaera, on July 11, 2008 12:03:31

• This may be the ugliest woman I've ever seen. I wonder if she could try harder for attention? Im sure she tipped off the paps where she was going to be. God knows, nobody really gives a shit about this dlist tranny.

  By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 21:45:40

• I tried reading half of the comments...but I have to interject (got bored)...small tits are not that bad.....how many of you kids/boys would not hit Keira Knightly or Natalie Portman or even for that matter the topic girl...Selma Blair...trust me once ya had a girl with big ones...it's not that important anymore :P

  By anonymous, on July 11, 2008 23:54:44

• I cant stand this girl. She's ugly too

  By anonymous, on July 12, 2008 01:46:11

• If you guys really want to see her nips, rent "Storytelling." The very first scene of the movie is a topless, pink-haired Selma Blair having sex with some guy with CP.

  By aloria, on July 12, 2008 09:23:09

• If you're going to watch Storytelling, stay with it for her nude scene where she yells over and over at her professor's request, "F**k me, n****r!" It's really out there!
  
  "selma install some boobs": This is the movie you need to watch if you think she can't act, along with Cruel Intentions, and The Sweetest Thing. She's been in over 40 movies and numerous TV roles. I loved her cameo on Friends-sexy as hell!! I just don't think you've seen her in enough performances, or, maybe you have and just don't like her. I like her and I'd do her, if I was so fortunate. I think she's a "still waters run deep" chick. She saves her claws for the bedroom!!!

  By gregarb, on July 14, 2008 09:50:16